Found one of these bad boys on the side of the road. Dubs decides what I do with it

shove it up the booty hole

I already cleaned it up. I've never used one before, what lubricant should I use?

don't use it wtf looks disgusting, maybe some hobos with aids fucked it

Use your friends spit for lubricant.

GUYS ITS HAPPENING O SHIT... OP LIVESTREAM IT YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOT

you arent supposed to use oil-based lubricants: use Vaseline

how does it smell OP?

I use a water-based lube with mine, do it if you have it if you don't have a lube use olive oil.

Rolling for this

Wow, I got dubs? Welp, OP gotta use roomates spit ;)

go in raw no lube

so close to trips

Cum in it fag

bath it in fucking alcohol first and look if theres anything inside of it could be a trap

Mr. Scorpion could be hiding within.

OP I think we go to the same school

or even this

Stick it up your arse

smells like the dish soap I used to clean it

I can hear my roomates getting ready to go, I'll take the vid soon

Bump

lmao it doesnt look clean yet but it cant really be that dirty. if it wasn't cummy inside when you found it it's likely not a biohazard..

Just look forward to the hepatitis diagnosis

OP what school do you go to?

it was coated in a thick layer of grime both inside and out, dish soap+hot water cleaned it really quickly.

no semen as far as I could tell, but it's not like I took a sniff so idk for sure

this or hydrogen peroxide, maybe diluted bleach. get that sucker disinfected. then fuck it and post vid.
also, nice trips

UNCG

Don't do this, it makes mustard gas

give it a sniff then we're bored

check it for numbers like these

Ayy lmao, I was wondering where that thing went

u suck

Wait, that can't be your onahole because it's mine.

I threw it out because I didn't want the garbageman finding it.

>I threw it out because I didn't want the garbageman finding it.

Fuck it already op

He's working on it, give OP some time. It's not like he has a personal fluffer or anything.

while we wait
check my dubs!

fuck me

Check them

nice

Check em

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Check em

No, check THESE

You are like a baby
CHECK EM

now these are dubs!

Alright boys it's hapening, I'm loading up some chanel st James porn right now

I'm getting excited OP

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Cmon op

Oh shit!

no homo but I'd suck your obtuse dick

Bleach/boil it before you do anything else. Just looking out for you, brah.

use hot souce as a lube

>obtuse dick

MC ride releases NLDW 2.0?

Fap to Katelyn Jenner

it leans so far left though

OP you have a very nice penis

>no homo

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how does it feel OP?

amazing - how does it feel, do you think you'll be able to cum?

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You really wanted HIV huh?

Timestamp!

fuk

Holy shit OP delivered for once.

The absolute madlad.

>Don't get AIDS that would be a very sad ending to the story.

Enjoy Ebola op

he wouldn't know for years

How does the AIDS feel OP?

>right through

damn though. guess you aint a faggot afterall.

He won't get AIDS

But he will get shingles on his dick

So uh.. does that about /thread then?

OP can you lick/kiss it? Can you do it for trips?

I want to see some semen.

I came, shit immediately went down the shower drain though. All in all, not bad at all, the vaseline actually cleaned some more of the grime off

Hey, that's one of those rare Chinese mushrooms!
youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

Welp warm yourself up again, then pull out halfway so all the cum goes inside of the toy.

Fagot u smelled and fucked that shit hole like it was one Of your romate asshole !!!!!! Dont want to have anything to do with this!!!

Boil in alcohol first

Fill it with needles, razors, etc.

too late faggot

No lube, raw dog it.

Too late for your dick that's been in contact with all homeless semen on your fucking faggy town!!!!

Pour alcohol around it and let it evaporate.
Then fuk it

It's like fucking a dead hoocker, my faggy friend!!!!

read the thread bf you comment friends, so you look less foolish.

newggers never read shit

IT LOOKS LIKE U GOT AN OBESE MAGGOT WHERE U SHOULD HAVE YOUR DICK

I went for a second round, it was pretty good. This time I was able to focus on cucking the man who cucked me so the orgasm was that much more satisfying

Toastin in the bread

He can't get AIDS you dumb fucks, but he can get other shit :D

enjoy OP you filthy faggot

Now ur addicted to that shit hole!!!

Don't come here crying when your dick begins to peel off and fall ....

Light off a firecracker inside of it.

GIVE US MORE OP SENPAI

lmfao

Throw it away. They're all dreadful.

ENOUGH OP STOP NOW, you have a fucking great cock don't get AIDS PLEASE

roll for this

dubs for this one

How does it feel to get AIDS?

Was it worth it?

>on the side of the road

HOW DOES IT SMELL?

asked and answered

toasting in epic thread

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OP should have one of his roommates now fucking the shit hole, then re-fuck it with out cleaning

Finish!?

alright guys, it and me are all cleaned up

dubs decides what I do with it now

>inb4 fuck it again or destroy it

not in the mood, be more creative. I also want to keep it for future shenanigans

>2016
>People still posting this fake shit.

How was it?
Clean it well and keep it for future shenanigans

turn it inside out
post another pic with your dick
>no homo

Finger your arsehole and smother the shit across those rubber pussy lips.

He did timestamp and pics.

it was alright. honestly it needs a solid case, it's pure silicon and jacking off with it was kind of difficult

This

Roll for this

OOOOOH WHAT THE FUUUCK

Wtf this looks like mine I threw out of the car
I am motherfucking HIV positive you dumbass what the hell did you do man?!?!

Kek. Roll.

Reroll

Rolling

Addicted !!! Told ya!!!

timestamp first nigger

abbandon thread, OP is gone

fuck off faggot I'm still here

no dubs yet though, I'm keeping my eyes open

This nigger didn't find shit, it's his pocket pussy that he fucks regularly

Faggots

Re roll

OP wants dildo up the ass now!!!

This

Re

Cmmoooonnn. This

Re roklllubg

take a picture i dont trust you

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Roll

This boiizzz

A couple weeks ago I grabbed one of my onaholes out of the box. Lubed it and went in. It felt weird and when I pulled my dick out there was a half-crushed cockroach glued onto on dick, it's little legs spasming.

I've had nightmares about that shit ever since.

Do you stick it in limp and pump it till u get a hard on???? Or that shit really gets you???

oh my god

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Homeboy fucked a cockroach

Do u think about mom while u do the shit hole????

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Stick your dick in it in a public area

no you can't really stick it in limp, there's too much resistance. I got hard first then went to town

Lick the hole.

Check em

timestamp , then sharpie in pooper

winrar

Ohhhhh snap

ohhh shit. I'll get right on that

Op deliver.

well lads my butthole is empty. I always clean it in the shower. If the thread is still open by the time it fills back up, I'll post, but in the mean time dubs are still open

Dude no

OP delivered, what a glorious day!

roll

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