Post weird shit that you do or habits that you have

Yeah, I have ripped audio off of YouTube too of hairdryers. I really like hairdryers, but only if the sound is even and not too high pitched. Vacuums are almost never even sounding.

Thanks for this

try to make symphonies with my farts

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I meow to myself when I think of things I regret

I bring greens with me into fast food restaurants......instead of sandwiches, I turn everything into salads. I've lost 80 lbs. using this. Never once got told "no outside food" by a manager, but that might be because I always buy small things

Everyday before i leave my house i have to touch both sides of the door knob

Doesnt that happen when you grab it anyway?

Whenever im tired i make growling noises in the back of my throat

I find listening to football matches yet too.

>sssshhhhh

im a plumber and literally every time im left alone in someones house i look for dildos and underwear and hardly ever not find anything

always the second/third drawer by the bed right?

I always rub my girlfriend's ear lobe, no matter who she is. This gives me great satisfaction and calm.

i have my car window open at all times because the background noise makes me feel less lonely

you got it or bottom draw at the back always in a plastic bag for some strange reason

My pen caps have to line up with the words/logo.

same bro if I'm alone in a house I look through bedroom drawers. If I hit a stash I usually steal a condom while I'm there.

yub nub

i search everyone hard drive that i work on for nude pix. it's always 50/50 finding the good. i got GB's and GB's of pix and videos from people in my area

I ask girls to fart in my mouth or tongue while I lick their asshole or pussy. 75-80% of the time the random girl will blast one in my face and think it's funny.

i get paranoid that there is a security camera hidden. ive been in so many hot housewifes rooms.

I make fx sounds playing with pens, pencils caps and other things imaginating that they are ships, weapons or the like.

I always switch on the light in the hallway before I leave the house and then turn it off before the door closes behind me

I suck on my lip all the time

Let's see:
I love to read stories of people who were kidnapped and were rescued or escaped
I put peas in my Mac and cheese and applesauce in my Velveeta
I make up names for people in my head based on what they look like. I can't remember their real names unless they have a fake one
I love the feeling of people laying on top of my back when I qm laying on my stomach

I do this weird fish mouth thing where I open and close it a lot to smell my own breath.

check em

trick is to have a good look around first when you have a legitimate reason to be in the room cameras are so obvious

I walk in circles around my house for hours each day talking to myself.

>hardly ever not find anything
im a plumber and literally every time im left alone in someones house i use awkward sentence construction

same and I try to make it look exactly as I found it. Should stop but I figure everyone has secrets and it's fun meeting someone unassuming and finding an eggplant the size of my arm hidden away somewhere.

If they come back ahead of time try and make it look like you were coming from the bathroom, but if you ever get caught you can just tie them up and kill them

I pretend to be asleep for 10 seconds whenever I remember something embarrassing I did in my childhood.

Can you explain this a little better? Sounds fun

im a plumber give me a break

After i shower i turn the temperature to all the way cold so my family doesn't know how hot i like it.

>im a plumber and literally every time im left alone in someones house i look for dildos and underwear and almost always find something
too highfalutin?

greens = lettuce, you neanderthal

always make myself sneeze when I take a dump. never heard of anyone else doing it

probably pushes the last bit out. much cleaner that way!

I've done it since I was a little kid and it always makes them fast lol

That's hilarious because I'm also a plumber and I do THE SAME SHIT

pics or it didnt happen

I don't have any on this phone because I haven't found any dildos in a while. Found a huge mandingo sized dildo under this old fat lady's sink about a year ago, probably the last one I've seen

didja smell it?

Just lettuce?

I do that too. But with every shirt

Yes, regrettably I did

Idk if this even fits in here but i have no limit of smelling myself. I mean like i smell my fingers all the time after touching disgusting places on my body.

have no regrets! every straight man, plumber or otherwise, would have done the same. i'm in IT and check every hd that comes my way for porn!

Sometimes I like to pinch the hole at the end of my dick closed when I cum and wait until I've finished, then let it go and watch the whole load come out all at once. It doesn't really enhance the experience but when I'm about to reach that point I keep thinking it will anyway so I do it.

simplynoise.com/
yup, it's my fave too

Every time I draw or paint (often) I start blowing wind from my mouth. It probably started as a habit to blow off charcoal dust and eraserbits, but has become something I even do when painting, which is kinda retarded.