Help rick to program the sexbots

help rick to program the sexbots

1. imagine the perfect trait for a sexbot
2. roll to see in which sexbot Rick will program the trait

dubs: every sexbot has the trait
trips: trait is permanent and cannot be undone

let's see how long before a faggot say "she has a penis"

my roll: she is a great cook

goes crazy for my dick

is green-dyed hair feminist SJW tumblerina

if Dubs:
all of them turn into shrek

>my roll: she is a great cook
read that as
my roll: she has a great cock
which would make fun of your own post...

Silent mode

its ogre

she has a dick

undo this

kind

no.
>shrek is love shrek is life

Asks everyone if she can make them a samich

>I f Dubs:
all of them turn into shrek

Fuck!

undo this

whatever I undid it for number 8 and unless your roll 8 again you can't turn her into shrek

is filming a live action movie of boku no pico

...

loyal

OP here, I keep track of your shit and I will post the final results

adventurous

has a cock

has a cute laugh

smells good everywhere all the time

Roll

nympho

affectionate

understands what you mean on the 1st try

is not shrek

she has a huge dick

highly knowledgeable on how to live life

interesting

it only works if you do Dubs
>Dubs and all shreks are sjw's

Round elbows

wait no again reroll, reroll!

deepthroats, no gag reflex

Forget it

then I undid it for number 8 and I'm about to unshrek...

rolling !

Only wants the white dick

Vegetable

they see me rollin...

and number 2 would be who? also has a cock

When not fucking it is a SJW

> mfw all those Girls are shrek and are sjw's
dubs and all shrek will get dicks as nipples

my cock is so hardt

loves to peg and cuckold me

Nice ubs

updating the sexbots

AYY LMAO
all the Girls (shreks) have no limbs if i get ze dubs

Go 5, rational and affectionate.

That's the joke, you autist.

all 1 or 9 have no arms

roll

this is now permanent

Greatly Enjoys anal

...

Kek

this thread would be good if it werent for the shitty meme show you forced onto it

is 13

You knew I have mild dyslexia and would read it wrong?

That's sarcasm, you edgy kid

9 Has four tits

has arms

is not a vegetable

has humongous breasts

has an emotion-sensing subroutine that automatically adapts/matches to the current owner's mood and tries to make it better

orgasms from vaginal intercourse

gives nuru massage

all their fingers are dicks
>if dubs or higher

>married guy.

sorry but no arms for number 7 anyway, but now that we mention that...

has arms

>instead of cuming they build fountains

drinks alot

1

intelligent

fwwf

vvw

loyal

Updating #1 : Virtual TayTay

shrek with dick as nimple - perma
silent mode
loyal
interesting
Greatly Enjoys anal

Anyone got that picture of 3 or source?

loves to cook and watch me playing ps4

Updating #2 : Latino Sexbot

shrek with dick as nimple -perma
Vegetable
is 13
loyal

randomly hums pop song to cheer you up

Updating #3 : AI Waifu

Asks everyone if she can make them a samich
Vegetable
loves to peg and cuckold you
rational and affectionate
no arms
loyal

She can calculate pi to AT LEAST the seventh digit.

Who is #3?!

You want more of me boya~ ? I guess I can find the time to peg you while my lover fucks me. Come on this is the only rational choice, I will give you plenty of love.

After that maybe I can make you a samich and vegetate in your arms. You know... because I have no arms and... I am loyal

experienced analslut

go go roll

loves anal play, ROLL

Post the pic of her in the OP please brah

It's obviously meant to look as closely as possible to "she has a great cock" at first glance.

Enjoys dark humor

Are you retarded?

Updating #4 : Russian Sexbot

shrek with dick as nimple -perma
Round elbows
Vegetable
no arms
instead of cuming build fountains
loyal

has arms

she will be a good mom and always make children happy

rollin fo nigger

you don't roll for a sexbot, you roll to give a sexbot a trait

rolling, and she has a great fashion sense

Undo this

Speaks Russian when turned on. Doesn't know Russian when not turned on.

Falls in love with you and glitches. Will murder any woman who looks at you

Secretly has teeth in her vagina to eat dicks, has to eat at least 1 dick a week to survive.

Has a beautiful singing voice

update

undo this

has a smooth, tight and well lubricated vagina that makes could make you cum instantly if bare-fucked

has razor sharp teeth in pussy

>if dubs then all of them do

...

Roll

Fuck you

dick is easy to insert in vag but once inside feels like dry sandpaper

Has a massive fetishes

>Intelligent

Only calls you daddy

dubs get, undo this. dont worry guys, ill save you.

Loves to cuddle

>married
you just have to watch how you word things. people take for granted how easily it is to have your words be misinterpreted.

Does her kegels

Also, can someone tell me who #3 is?

nice WASTE OF DUBS

>dubs get
these bitches have HIV but not full blown AIDS....yet...

no one checked, but i did.

Update #5 : Android GF

shrek with dick as nimple -perma
kind, Vegetable, loyal, experienced analslut
she will be a good mom and always make children happy
Secretly has teeth in her vagina to eat dicks, has to eat at least 1 dick a week to survive, has razor sharp teeth in pussy
dick is easy to insert in vag but once inside feels like dry sandpaper
Has a massive fetishes
Has a beautiful singing voice

I feel like

"dick is easy to insert in vag but once inside feels like dry sandpaper"

is cancelling

"Secretly has teeth in her vagina to eat dicks, has to eat at least 1 dick a week to survive, has razor sharp teeth in pussy"

serial ballbuster and biter

Rick is getting impatient, the sexbots are realy really needed

roll

roll

Fuck that zero is a cunt and probably will end up being scrapped