Hey guys what is the easiest way to suicide ?

Hey guys what is the easiest way to suicide ?

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exist bag

jump from a plane
jump in a volcano
both instant death no pain

Probably helium and an exit bag/mask. Easily accessible, too. That, or carotid artery compression. Get a stocking or something like it and a spoon, tie the stocking around the neck, stick the spoon(or screw driver or whatever else) in between your neck and the stocking and twist twist twist it until you can't do it anymore.

Nembutal is the ideal way to go if you're considering substance/drugs/etc., but it's getting more and more difficult to get. If you look up Final Exit and the Peaceful Pill Handbook they can help you get on the "right" track if that's your thing.

paint yourself black run a stop light infront of a cop and point a bb gun or wallet or banana at the cops when they pull you over. scream allahu ackbar the whole time to maximize effect.

check this:
lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Eat a whole cat

Need something quick for right now can't wait . And don't have money for exit bag

Kill your self

Need somethings for tonight can't wait , besides don't have money for exit bag

Jump in front a train, but prepare to suffer

Voting for Hillary.

Heroin overdose

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Search for the highest building, try to land with your head first, done.


Depending on how high the building is, it doesn't matter how you land.

old age

Kekled

that's a bad way to go

If you jump in a volcano remember to go with your head down tho, so your brain melts almost instantly.

the later is false
proof-> youtube.com/watch?v=mW56dMH0T2s

Why not just wait for ww3?
Nukes=everyone kill

Have information that will lead to Clinton arrest.

eat all the eggs.

Shotgun, in the mouth, pointed towards the upper back of your neck.

Why bother asking? You have rope don't you? Swallow your silverware! Land on a knife! Almost anything will work... Who cares if it's painful, you'll be gone son enough anyways

Most people don't like pain dipshit. It's unpleasant.

Rent a tree shredder. Jump in. Your are dead

bathtub + toster

Joining ISIS, 72 virgins + paradise, best deal you'll get

Al Kaida approves it!

rolling trips

Won't he end up getting crumbs in the water?
Also where do you butter it?

Play in traffic