ITT: Stupid things you've done as a kid

ITT: Stupid things you've done as a kid.

>be me, 2001, 2nd grade
>make friends with kid, let's call him G
>find out G shares my love for pokemon, talk about it all day
>tells me he has lots of pokemon cards
>tell him i have cards too
>"lets bring our cards in tomorrow to play, user"
>fuckyes.jpg
>next day
>get up early to pack pokemon cards
>excited.avi
>go to school with backpack filled with cards
>hang bag on the wall in class with everyone else's bags
>sit with G, tell him we'll play cards at recess
>"oh no i forgot to bring mine, user"
>"that's ok G we can play with my cards"
>recess comes, go to bag
>all of the cards are gone
>pic related
>no clue who took them
>today, 2016
>still best friends with G
>never found out who took my pokemon cards

So what nigger stole them

A teacher stole a Nidoran card from me once

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>Brought with me a random Pokémon card to 1st grade school to show friend
>Teacher said that Pokémon cards were not allowed in school
>Took it and never saw it again

>went into home education

Worst decision I've ever fucking made. Hands down. If your kids bring it up, tell them to stop being pussies and stick through school.

What's so bad about it?

gotta hand it to public school does. it does prepare you for the real world, my dude.

yeet

>every other kid is home educated cos they're either retarded or potential school shooters
>poor quality of education
>no standardisation
>long term home ed can fuck up your social life irreversibly - didn't get first gf until I rejoined school, met her on a dating site
>no structure to anything
>if your parents annoy you, it's impossible to learn
>your knowledge will only be as good as your parents' which means you're probably fucked
>immune system will fucking die
>had to teach myself sex ed, wasn't gonna learn it from my fucking parents
>lived the autism experience for my early teens because i had no real friends, dressed like a fucktard and didn't do much

Might do stories later, but it fucking sucks.

>Be me, 2003, 11 y/o nerd
>Bought firework for new years eve
>Saved 5 months illegel paper route money
>80 euros worth of firecrackers and other stuff
>Full bag, walking home
>Not the last day of the year yet, not alloewd to user fireworks yet
>canthelpmyself.exe
>Ignite a few firecrackers
>Run away, feelsgood
>Get stopped by police
>Have to give them all my firework and get a fine
>cry like a lill bitch
>Have to go to youtch court

continue?

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Dub trips
>is that a winrar?

>be me
>assburgers tard
>extremely socially awkward
>used to call people fat or ugly and did legitimately not understand that was insulting
>also told my full name and address to anyone I saw on the streets

>shit scared for conservative parents
>how do I tell them.bat
>whole afternoon afraid of going home
>crying like a down syndrome kid
>spend the evening with a friend
>have to go home, weak knees
>tell parents i'm sick, afraid of telling them
>Need to stay at home next day, playing like to be sick
>this guilt and shame is unbearable

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>tell brother about my pickle
> he laughs
>tells me that court is for heavy criminals and pedophiles
>get a shitstain from fear
>dirty_underwear.mkv
>shower and change, dirty underwear in bin outside
>fear for my life to tell parents that i'm a pedophile
>cry a lot
>tell best friend the next day (new years eve_
>he swears to help me

more is on the way

>new years eve is good
>lots of food and friendly people at party at our home
>dad was getting drunk
>knew that if I wanted to tell him, this was the time
>he got drunk before, so I understood beer and dad being less shit
> grow some balls
>letsdothis.srt
>go up to him with fear and shame
>about to tell, best friend pulls me away to protect me
>confused like a motherfucker

more!

> Few weeks later
>mailman comes
>been posting like a creep for mail, because invitation for the court should come any timee
>finally the letter
>grab it like a stealth James Bond cover mission
>read letter in room
>3 weeks till court date
>court in the same city, so not a far drive
>still can ceep it secret
>3 weeks go by
>still really scared to the bone
>friend keeps telling me it's gonna be allright

continue?

nobody gives a shit

Why would you stop there?

Checked..
I was home schooled and had a really good experience..
I'm sure it's on a case by case basis

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>court date is there
>kept letter away from parents all those weeks
>feel like a stealth dude, actually think I can get away with it
>friend shows up with his bike for a 'race'
>get my bike, still scared
>he tells me outside, I can still help you, but you have to help me
>we are bro's.mp3
>i owe him big time
>can't think of anything i wont be doing for him
>says he needs some money
>MFW he says he needs about €3,50

>turns out my best friend was a creature from the paleolithic era.

I can tell you about one disgusting retard who is a home education mother - we were familiar with her and her stupid kids because they were infamously shitty and their house was pretty much a slum, despite them being from a fairly well gentrified area.

>she has three kids, T and M and R
>R was and is still a baby who had been dropped on her head on the pavement, twice
>M is emotionally retarded and incredibly stupid, being not only unable to tell when she's pissing people off, but she is highly obsessive-compulsive, making her horrible to be around
>also unfuckable
>T is a few years younger than M and is even more chormosomoriffic than M
>she sounds like a character from a Worms game
>they're all vegetarian
>their home is a squalid piece of shit
>their dad left to go "resolve world hunger", doesn't pay child support
>the mother is old-looking, skeleton-like and smelly
>we had to spend so much time with them even though they stank like shit
>bunch of wackos

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>be me
>9-10 y/o
>living in trailer court/hotel combo
>we're getting evicted, not enough $ for spot rental
>get crazy stupid 9 y/o idea
>go around trailer court, scooping up dog shit
>liquid puddles, logs, nuggets, dry white shit, you name it, it was game
>filling 2 grocery bags with it
>grab 2' of nylon rope, stick end in a bag
>acquire lighter
>run up the hotel stairs, light fuse, break sound barrier fleeing
>ff 2 hours
>dad comes home, sits me down on the couch and asks, "Was it you?"
>needs no response, my face said it all
>that and the fucking security camera footage
>entire building was evac'ed, people gagging on burning shit smell, etc
>internal laughter ensued, but I dared not let anyone else see
>I was lucky the building didn't burn down, so no charges were filed

Back in middle school I wrote a very shitty piece of erotica.
Not just any erotica, mind you, this was a story involving me and my cousin (who is now a lesbian) raping my (now dead) narcoleptic aunt.
I got rid of it years later, but if anyone found that thing I would have been fucking dead
But 12 year old me got so many good wanks out of that.