You walk in to your room and see this. What do you do?

You walk in to your room and see this. What do you do?

succ

Awesome. Pants down immediately and assume the position.

Strip and bend over. What else?

call the police, why the fuck is this nigger in my house?

>ftw want to try this but scared to ask gf because obviously she would lose all respect for me as a man and then id get cucked no doubt

...

cut my dick off and make a bloody hole instead where the balls are, the balls are going to be eaten by my dogs and then she will start fucking me where my dick and balls was, she will do me doggy for 2 hours in every hole and in the new one and at last when the clock ticks 2 hours i will hand her a chainsaw so she can chop off my head while fucking my from behind and when she's done she may fuck my chopped off head and body.

but dreams doesn't always come true, right?

>naked woman in your house uninvited
Fuck outta here, I can't trust these hoes.
>but user if you wouldn't do something sexual with her you're a faggot!
Fine.. get a knife cut that fuckin dumb thing off and pipe that hoe.

Wonder who our playmate for the evening is.

Slap her to the ground, cut the straps off, use the dick to ram an old dirty sock in her ass, slam her pussy with my own dick, crack her in the ribs if she does anything other than submit, kick her out the door when I'm done

This actually happened once:

>come home early from work
>gf is in our room fucking my fleshlight with a strapon
>nice model btw
>bought it without telling me, wanted to "practice" first and surprise me
>walk in on her, and she immediately says "I want to try fucking you this time"
>I'mokaywiththis
>wash up, enema, and plug up
>typical foreplay until strapon goes on
>roles reverse
>surprisingly gentle, very receptive towards my wants/needs
>generous lover, pitcher or catcher
>good pelvic rhythm
>eventually stops because it's just not satisfying for her
>great idea
>take off her strapon
>put it on head
>blindfolded by the panties part
>"tie me up"
>she does
>teasing/grinding on me
> sucks/titfucks the strapon
>I say "if you want me to eat you, you have to take the entire thing in your ass"
>"you too"
>how can I deny the lady a good time?
>grabs her favourite toy
>sits on my face, taking the entire thing like a champ
>plugs me up to the base
>69
>all bits of both parties received attention
>excess lube dripping onto my face
>cum in her throat
>cum sneeze
>spoon for an hour or so in our own juices

pic related.

Look to the right and tell the wife, "you started without me." Then proceed to mount the brunette as she mounts my wife making the howling three headed beast come to life.

turn 360 and moonwalk away

get the sword out and gut her from the inside, go make some tea, pour tea in cup proceed to go back and sit inside her ribcage/open body. drink tea

...

Awesome

The most human story I read for a long time

Rip of boxers. Lube up. Put my ass in the air and pray to god.

Scrap all previous plans for the evening and grab the lube

>put it on head

I think i died.

Fuck her in the ass and give her a reacharound.

Fall to my knees with my head pressed to the ground and ask my mistress how she would like to be served.