Fuck's sake

How're you two lovely ladies tonight?

>Moles test
You passed!

at Snarf's family house
Waiting on him to grab dinner

Ok?

Gfur up!

What's cookin'? Post food files, I wanna eat too

snuggle time now!

Gonna be a while

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Doesn't have to be your food, grab a muffin from google or something and I'll eat that

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it is time

stay away

i don't like beans

who you calling a lady you faggot

Dancing queeeen~

Thinking of ordering some Kratom before it goes Schedule I. Yay/Nay?

next to your deeper fears
we stand surrounded by a million years

Nice feet

hell yeah

So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me

>stay away
>stay maway
>stay ma way
>stay my way
Translation:
>come here and snuggle me tenderly
I see what you did there...

Hi GoatJesus

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ah hell

no you fucking deranged communist

Hello there, how are you doing?

Nobody has any thoughts on it, eh?

sup Goat, how are you?

Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk
She says I began to sing long before I could talk
But I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a melody can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan

So I say
Thank you for the music
etc etc etc etc

The fuck is kratom

I'm alright, but jesus fucking christ what the hell is with that guillotine picture

I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out

>no you fucking deranged communist
translating.......
>no you fucking de arranged communist
>no you fucking me arranged commranist
>no you fucking me arranged comrade
You don't have to invite me twice!

Hubba hubba zoot zoot
Num
Deba uba zat zat
Num
A-hoorepa hoorepa a-huh-hoorepa a-num num
A-num
Hubba hubba zoot zoot
Num
Deba uba zat zat
Num
A-hoorepa hoorepa a-huh-hoorepa a-num num

A plant that has similar effects to opioids. They noticed that people were getting it for way cheaper than vicodin and whatnot to treat their pain, and decided fuck that, we're scheduling it in the same category as heroin. It'll be illegal to purchase/possess as of September 30th in the US

go back to the mental asylum you escaped from

Where did their hair go?

It got caught in the wind and flew off like a bird

Eh, opioids suck and I wouldn't pay a hot shit for 'em, but that's me. I suppose it comes down to whether or not you have the extra scratch to blow.

dunno, was just feeling it. You really do have a goat picture for everything, don't ya?

So enjoy it while we can?

Stop, scrotum time
You got a scrotum gun in your pants or
Are you just happy to see me?
I don't know
I just ate a banana
Bananas are healthy
How did I get off the topic of the scrotum guns?
Got a banana
No, I think that's something
In your pants
Or you're happy to see me
(happy to see me~)

>go back to the mental asylum you escaped from
translating.....
>go back to the metal elysium you escaped from
>go back to the metal elysium you escaped from
>Meet me in my metal elysium
You live in Elysium?
Be there in fifteen minutes..

WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO RESTART THE TRIPFAG FINDER

Pretty much.

>needing the tripfag finder

I'll let you suck my dick as long as you promise to deep throat choke on it and suffocate to death.

who you calling a fat slob

Sup

>jpg
oh it's you

>I'll let you suck my dick as long as you promise to deep throat choke on it and suffocate to death.

>Dick
>Death
>Necrophilia
this checks all of my boxes.

Na nana nana na nana nanaaaa
Na nana nana na nana nanaaaa

Here you go way too fast
Don't slowdown, you gonna crash
You don't know, what's been goin' down
You've been runnin' all over town

THAT IT IS.

have I got the collection for you then.

I'm gonna ask you all to sit down.

I'm almost always sitting, no need to ask me

Great, come over here

I need another drink

look why the fuck would you save in jpg
it's just
oh my fucking lord

I only fucked the child once you cant pin it on me

Have fun

>Great, come over here
ganna need more info then that!

Uhh 90 something, i dont' remember the dmn address
bring your black ass down here and see what happens to ya

It's been pinned just like how that child was pinned by you before you fucked it.

Because I'm not some kind of nerd who gets a giant techno stiffy over the compression rates of image format algorithms or whatever. I give a shit about things that matter.

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fraid not, it's because you reflect your degeneracy on the things you do

>black
You don't have to be insulting!

Plenty more where that came from.

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>That hard little cock.......
muuuuurrrrruuummmffffffff!!!!

I see you

That doesn't make sense.

im sorry

you do realise they actually do speak english in what

you're not very self aware now are you

>im sorry
You should be!
Now suck my dick!

>they actually do speak english in what

Apparently not, I mean, I'd advise against trying to string together this strange train of logic to insinuate morality from image format choices- But shit, I'm just curious to see where you'll take this from here.

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that guy looks awfully russian

are you usually the top or bottom in what you like?

>looks awfully russian
Hey kid, wanna buy some emails?

>Russian

Swing and a miss.

Depends. I enjoy both.
But I'm dom 90% of the time.
inb4: doms can bottom

>keeping pc in fridge
would be brilliant to keep your ol lil cpu cool, but the condensation is GOING TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP

i didn't swung at anything you blind dim bulb

Thanks spellcheck
>inb4: doms can bottom
inb4: doms can't bottom

Ahh. For me it's dom 100% of the time. I cannot be a sub.

> keep PC cool
> keep yourself cool
> easy access to food in fridge shelf

Genius set-up.

PROTIP: watercooling loop with radiator in computer side beer mini fridge.

For me it's sub 100% of the time

Its very very rare I find the right person I feel comfortable / natural subbing to.

So far only one in fact.

Power outage for fridge means temperature rises on your PC, means condensation, means moisture ingress, which means most electrical components in your PC getting absolutely fucking destroyed

That doesn't work, LTT did a video on it. The fridge can't keep up with the heat output of the PC.

Well hello there.

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I must've been away too long because the standard of what qualifies as sick bantz these days has either slid way down hill or folks got a lot dumber.

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>not coating your motherboard and components in Vaseline.

>not running your PC and fridge on a UPS capable of powering both for over 5 hours.

pleb/10

>LTT
>weak ass mini fridge
welp

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Hey

>everyone around me is the problem, not me
Keep telling yourself that.

You're still not insured for apocalyptic events

>Power outage for fridge
Wouldn't the PC not have power if there is a power outage?

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>sub 100% of the time
orly?

you've still got motherfucking water forming after your pc gets warmer, you won't be able to use it until it dries of really properly, otherwise you risk frying shit

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>You're still not insured for apocalyptic events

Russia has nukes, north Korea has nukes, everyone has nukes and seems to hate everyone else.

>water damage / flood insurance to cover the possibility of water damaged electronics.

mfw

Yep

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see
>Vaseline
Do you even mod?

make it so!

insurance is a scam unless you're one of those idiots who throws his pc into the pool

why don't you sink your rig into mineral oil then you wretched hoe

Yeah that's pretty accurate, actually. I tend to come here for a certain kind of back and forth. The place does not appear to be fulfilling those standards lately. Ergo, people on the other end are in fact, the problem.

You're a rare breed.

Cowboys need something to ride.

>sink your rig into mineral oil
been done

youtube.com/watch?v=pb4UumU6ee0

Funny, there seems to be a disproportionately large amount of submissive gay guys that like furry stuff, but I could be wrong

Glad you're the one having all the problems and not me.

sink it more in there
get in there

>insurance is a scam
>scam

>mfw my insurance will cover water cooled PC water damage

>mfw I do all the IT at my insurance agancy

>mfw I could literaly piss on my PC and admit it and they would pay for it

>sink it more in there
>get in there
whats the vid
gallons of the shit

Saving that, I like that picture.

Really? Well damn, I guess I'm in the right place. I'm straight but I'd be down for another guy tbf.

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Do it.

>paying for insurance

MOAR

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>paying for insurance
Who said anything about paying?
I do IT work for free insurance and $15 an hour!

>I'm straight

that's where you're wrong pal

>working in IT
how original

Sounds nice

$15/hr is shit for working in IT. You're probably doing level 1 helpdesk. Hardly IT.

Oh well. Time to enjoy it I guess?

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>how original
well when your invested in IT for over 25 years you cant just up and switch professions just because the market is saturated.

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shouldn't you be dead by now then

>free insurance +$15 an hour
I work maybe 5 hours a month there, its a side job.

that's the spirit!

and you should, i've heard being a faggot is quite good

>45yo
low blow

It has some perks, yes

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yeah i would've killed myself by then

A very neat comic, one of the only comics I enjoyed

>$120K+ a year
>Free insurance
>only work part time and on my own hours
>would kill yourself
mfw

>being old

Oh, that's not too bad of a deal then.

lots of new subs to plow, that's for sure.

>being old
I have bad news for you....

That's the spirit

>$15/hr is shit for working in IT
Area?
I think I need a new job.

i am quite young

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>i am quite young
sounds yummy!
Shame it wont last...

Pic proof or lies

para is a young little guy

that's why me and my younger friend have made plans for a suicide pact

what kind of pic do you need?

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the yummier the better

certainly

now get out there and do us proud

Now just gotta find someone to do it to.

California. It also depends on what you do too. I do linux admin work so I get paid a lot for it. When I do freelance online work (so location doesn't matter) I bill at $150/hr. When you said $15/hr I assumed entry-level helpdesk, so what are you doing?

don't wanna die alone now, do we?

I'm practically on the opposite side of the USA as you, neat

mostly service calls
corporate and private

not ganna!
Married and have two fuck toys/pets.

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one day you might be sleeping on the couch alone and end up passing in your sleep.
ever thought of that?

That definitely sounds nice

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will do ya crazy bastards.

The internet truly is a magical place.

Well, what are you doing on them? If you're just replacing desktops and stuff, don't expect to get a whole lot of cash for that. But if you're doing stuff like configuring network gear, setting up servers/software, expect a loooooot more.

>sleeping on the couch alone
with three cuddle sluts in the house?
Wont happen...

Being someone's fucktoy sounds nice, I mean. Just to clarify.

Its a LOT more work then you would imagine.
Sometimes I think its to much work, then they tag team my dick.....could be worse!

>sluts
if that's all you care about, i guess

Private calls are debugging wifi issues and basic stuff. Corporate work is often working on servers, active directory, domains etc.

smells of jealousy

Lucky them

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I rather enjoy making them happy...

>jealousy
are you kidding me? i value monogamy more than anything you simple bitch

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what did he done do?!

For the private stuff, yeah don't expect a lot. But the corporate work should be paying very well if you're doing windows admin stuff.

HAVING a fucktoy sounds nice. Just something that you can fuck and rape and (lightly) abuse when you feel like it or want to get some stress out sounds heavenly.

How so?

>calling me a simple bitch
>jealousy
nope none here....

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I know, but I'd like to be one someday

maintenance mostly.
Keeping them agreeable with one another etc

i'm just glad i'm not a selfish degenerate who can't settle for one person

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I prefer to think of myself as the selfless degenerate that wants to be used by people to make them happy.

>selfish degenerate
>pays for all of two pets expenses from food to new phones and computers and only asks for affection and sexual gratification in return
>selfish
stay jelly

you need to be with me :3

No you just date selfish degenerates instead to make up for it.

yeah, but as long as they werent known as just a fucktoy

love and affection means a lot too

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Oh?
Well yeah, but I like the thought of being used however my dom/doms want, too

good luck with that

>jelly
you seriously think i'm jealous of you having two worthless sluts who probably have a complete lack of personality? keep telling yourself that

at least i don't go flaunt my dick in front of everyone's face thinking it makes me special

I would use you to make me happy, and make you very happy in the process.

Calling someone a selfish degenerate because you'd rather be so selfish you want for someone you're dating to only ever be with you?

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that's quite the slut mentality you have right there

It's kinda funny, I get more pleasure out of getting someone off than getting myself off.

Wouldn't have guessed that.

What makes you really want to become one? Like, what about it do you find enjoyable?

Yeah, I don't just want a 'living toy' since that gets pretty boring and you'd probably only start abusing/raping them even more to make up for it. That's not a healthy relationship. It's a balance between having this 'toy' that you can grab and give a good rough fucking to, but also having care and support for each other.

No. You flaunt your own problems in front of everyone's face thinking it makes you special.

Pretty big difference.

Image limit got fucked. Here you all go.

yeah i wasn't disagreeing with you, im just saying

i have this too, to an extent

What problems? I have one person I'd like to commit to and that would satisfy me. I don't have any belief I need anyone else who I would go so far as to degrade as "sluts" or "toys" as I'm not that sexually needy.

>you seriously think i'm jealous of you having two worthless sluts who probably have a complete lack of personality? keep telling yourself that

Perfectly calm

stay mad

thats the best part!!

why would i be mad? i'm not a sex craving lunatic

>name calling
>insults
>complete lack of facts and only blind emotion
Funny how you seem to be the only one insulting people....

not mad at all...

because i find it disgusting how people can treat others as fuck toys. i'm pretty sure that's quite degrading

>mfw they are quite content and happy and can leave whenever they wish.

again, stay mad my friend.

i have one boyfriend who has a fantastic body and lovely personality. i'm sorry to hear that whoever you're married to didn't fulfill your needs

>needs
wants

fixed that for you.

i'm sorry to hear that whoever you're married to didn't fulfill your wants

maybe you should've decided on some better life choices

>being bi and being forced to choose male or female.
No thank you. I choose both and more.

Well if it makes you and the other parties involved happy, then go crazy. I just prefer to stay away from that kind of lifestyle as much as possible

Thank you for calming down and seeing reason.
I'm glad you are happy with monogamy, it just so happens I am not.

I'm actually pretty drunk, so I wasn't actually mad, just expressing my opinion very freely

>very freely
lel
peace out