We say four words that ruin a date instantly

We say four words that ruin a date instantly.

>my dick went limp

>how do i triforce

>You in to Scat?

I post on 9gag

>I am voting Hillary

(my) Cats Drink My Cum

you mind me vaping?

Do you know Cred Forums?

i Mc Hate Everything

>Give me hitler Cookies

my prostate needs massaging

>checkeked

I wear American Fighter

>i own anime figures

I am a American

>trolling is a art

I like Vore.

>You like Jalapeno Poppers?

>I Own Gicchi VirginOnaholes

I only have sons

my mom sleeps heavy

Kek. I was walking out to my car in a parking lot last night and saw some people who looked about 18-20 yrs old hanging out around some cars. One of these faggots was sucking hard on one of those little vape box things "nonchalantly" trying to impress these ugly girls around him and his equally-faggoty friends. I nearly burst into laughter walking by them.

>i am skint, fam

February has thirty days.

Hey, I have AIDs.

>I started this thread

Hello, I'm Chris Hansen.

Those fucking labels though

The only thing a period stops is a sentence.

400$ for one night?!?!

>i'm a professional feminist

Will your mom join?

I voted for trump

>I have bad grammar