Turns out my work is doing drug tests today, how do I get the smell of weed off me?

Turns out my work is doing drug tests today, how do I get the smell of weed off me?

Bathe in old milk and rotten eggs

Spray cologne on your mouth and put deodorant under your tongue

I'm sure that would work but not going that far

Also I dont need to worry about piss my gf has me covered

I just tried it, it tastes like shit why would you do this to me

Kek. You're some kind of twisted genius.

Drink 2 1/2 cups of bleach

It will absorb into your sweat and kill all the marijuana spores that cause the smell

This calls for air guitar

just resign and roll up you fucking cunt

Yo if I don't show up ya think theyed be suspicious? Like be fired the next day?

Dip weed in bleach
Smoke
????
Profit.

They only manage to find negatives for weed because they lump it in with alcohol and other drugs.

No idea what that means but am I good?

Bleach and ammonia will eliminate all smells.

To everyone posting bleach doesn't that shit kill you?

They don't test for smell you stupid fuck.

Bleach is a very organic product and harmless

If they smell weed though ill still get in trouble

Set yourself on fire for 45 seconds

That will get all the thc out of your system

Doesn't fucking matter, just quit your job, weed stays in your system for 30 days, there is nothing you can do to avoid failing this test.

Unless you get someone else's pee.

You have to drink bleach

See

Sorry to say, but you're fucked user. Unless you can get a One time detox drink NOW. Google OMNI cleansing drink.

So buy some Febreeze or something.

Have you tried taking a fucking shower, you dirty hippy?

How is this hard? Don't smoke till after the test and a shower tonight and tomorrow morning.

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But if you're going to fail anyway, why do you care?

1.smoking weed makes me a hippy? If that's the case then half of your neighborhood are probably hippies
2. Implying a shower will completely get rid of the smell, you must be new

1. It's a joke

2. I am in Colorado and enjoy legal weed all the time.

3. Yes, showering and changing clothes gets it off for the most part, I said 2 showers to be safe.

4. Don't forget to get behind your ears.

i really wouldn't worry about the smell too much s long as you don't have it on you and are wearing clean clothes, id be more worried about the test it self than them smelling it on you. don't worry too much man

Will do daddy

Just Air Guitar, that will fix it.

Kek hadn't noticed that.

Showering will help you getting rid of the smell, yes, but you are still fucked.
Drugs in your body can be easily traced back even a few weeks after consuming.