Show me your coding skills!

Show me your coding skills!

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> 2016
> using goto this way
Get cancer faggot

*Sees the goto statement used*
*Leaves thread*

>gotos in an OOP lang

Make up your mind. Only (half logical) reason to ever use them is to break out of nested loops

10 print "op is a faggot"
20 goto 10

#include

int main(char* argc, int argv) {
printf("OP IS A FAGGOT");

return 0;
}

this

print("Op Is A fAgGoT")

...

Is it possible to be a dynamic vs a static fag?

dont go easy on me.

+5 for linux
+0.5 for python

you disgust me

what editor is that? emacs?

its vim with default syntax highlighting.

but why :<

its software that only i use and doesn't need to be fast and has no GUI. why not python?

i wanted comments on the code not the rest lol.

how do you get those colors for the bash?

loonix, terminal editor, python
I like your style


>emacs
>editor
Pick one

Wizards detected

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its done via the PS1 variable. put it in your .bashrc


this is my PS1:

# prompt format
PS1="\[\e[0;34m\]\T \[\e[0;33m\]\u\[\e[0;31m\]@\[\e[1;34m\]\h\[\e[0;31m\][\[\e[0;37m\]\w\[\e[0;31m\]]\[\e[0;36m\]"

but you can google PS1 generators and make your own.

>I like your style

woot

still id like some comments on my coding. i wonder if im good sometimes.

nice meme

aight thanks

if ($you == "gay") {
echo "you are gay";
}

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

C? get with the time oldfags

the colors above the prompt are done with back color codes in the script that outputs the "todo" list. google bash color codes.

Have a look at ZSH. Either OhMyZSH or Prezto

>coding skills
>goto
>coding skills

Your comment style and single line ifs are not very Pythonic, but it's still nice looking code.

Keep up the good work

C++? Have some Lua
print "Hello, person who uses a non-productivity oriented language/ecosystem"

10 PRINT "OP IS A FAGGOT!"
20 GOTO 10

My nigga. The guy who made all of our production C++ code before I started has using namespace std; in every class and it gives me cancer.

Learning me some x86 ASM. This opens files from a game I'm cracking and decrypts them. Here's a snippet.

ive tried ZSH and the like.

im pretty old school when it comes to software, if it works dont fix, etc.

i still use screen lol.

self taught so my style is probably shit. thanks for the input.

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kek

I actually started with Lua when I was ten.

p "ur a faget"

I'm a beast at VBA nigga

the entire namespace? using
using std::cout;
or something is excusable but the whole std namespace? why tho

universal_server() ->
receive
{become, F} ->
F()
end.

im like pro at notepad.exe

#include
int main()
{
while(1)
{
printf("op is a faggot\n");
}

return 0;
}

Post full source. Tits for you.

Shorter:
for(;;) printf("op is a faggot\n");

>2016
>terminator

ASM makes me consider suicide when i think of making anything close to complex.

>open file
>7 lines
>file size
>6 lines
>no mem mgmt

oh god please no

...

whats wrong with it

>implying coding is hard

topLine, middleLine, bottomLine look like they should be final, and be in class scope and not in function scope. This seems to be for a game. Java was not designed for games, and notch is a moron.

holy shit! that google link is a virus!

you code OS?

God's work

the question is what's right. the only reason to use it is to be able to split windows into tiles, and tmux does that and more while allowing you to use a real terminal emulator

(def isFaggot?
(fn [user]
(if
(= user OP)
true
true
)
)
)

mov [(SRB.CDB) + 0],01Bh ; load/unload command

>implying you're virgins

...

>the question is what's right.
it emulates a terminal.

i use screen to split windows, lol.

does everything i need and supports transparency well. why would i change?

i learned linux like 15 years ago im so used to doing things the old way i really not going to bother learning new features for new software to do what i already do 2nd nature.

>\n into cout

nice wikipedia copypaste

Fuck formatting
>(def isFaggot?
>>(fn [user]
>>>(if
>>>>(= user OP)
>>>>true
>>>>true
>>>)
>>)
>)

> haxker interface
WOah - are you a wizard?

'\n' doesn't flush the buffer, which takes time.

>hacker interface
>ls -la

Hey you codefags I'm trying to Unicast WOL UDP and haven't found a good script prefer PS

so why not just return true for the function or make isFaggot a bool that is true?
u like wasting cycles bro?

>goto
what is wrong with you?

my audio encoding service

>someone paid me for this steamy shit

Retard, you don't see any output until buffer is flushed.

aka it's done automatically by your smart compiler either way.


???? ffmpeg ????

i hope steve balmer gives you aids and satella shits in your mothers mouth

I fucking own your pussies! I am great web hacker online!

>>Cred Forums

Here you go user. I'm still learning so it may not be perfect.

SELECT * FROM THIS.THREAD
WHERE FAGGOT = 'TRUE';

> Return 1 record
> Name = "OP"

public bool FaggotDetector(int postId, int userId)
{
using(var db = new DatabaseContainer())
{
var post =
db.Posts.FirstOrDefault(p => p.Id == postId);

if(userId == post.CreatedBy)
return true;
}
return false;
}

dbpoweramp

>they had a license and demanded i use it
shit was jokes, son

"ah ah ah", "ah ah ah","ah ah ah".
good movie.

lofl. ever hear of paste bin?

-[--->+------.+.[----->++.-[--->++-.++++++++++.+[---->++++.[->++++.-[->+++.++[->+++.-----.++++++..++++++++.+++++.

Hello world :^)

right, you learned linux 15 years ago and picked up terminator. cool bro
you can keep using your garbage and be happy with it, it doesn't make it any less garbage

Ah good old brainfuck...

/* TABS > SPACES */

>code
>SQL commands

SELECT * FROM *.* WHERE NOT ISCODE;
>SQL

@echo off
title OP's a fag
print I fucking hate the nigger OP
pause


I am the master at this! :D

DROP TABLE USERS

and im asking you to tell me what makes it garbage.
still waiting too.

boy is terminator triggers you id thought youd blow you lid about screen.

use an orm you uncultured piece of shit

a moron with a billion dollars tho

also i used bash till like 5 years ago. then wanted transparency so i had to switch :D

I'm glad someone got it.

BEAT THIS, FAGGOTS.

Protip: You can't.

You want to see my coding skills?
I can hack your computer with a single link. Mouseover this:

ya got me

10/10

Never seen this before. And I've been here for 8 years now.

INSERT INTO Your.Mom
SELECT
Dick,
Dildo,
Broom
FROM Random.Shit

This is me doing some MCMC code in Julia, fitting a model to some disease transmission data. I've included the likelihood calculation, and the graphs with parameter histograms and Beta/Gamma distributions best fits.

Normally a Linux user, but my monitor is blown so I'm using my work laptop.

Fucking magic!

public class FaggotChecker {

public static void main(String[] args) {

if (true){

String adjective = "faggot";

System.out.println( "OP is a massive " +adjective );
}
}
}

how the fuck is this working

based user

>Using assignment operator instead of equivalency operator.

0/10

filth

Me neither, and Ive been here since the late 70's

Not sure why I thought you'd want to see a giant screenshot tbh.
Pastebin = Qcb9kZ8Y
Won't let me post the link, thinks it's spam.

Wrong. Source code filesize doesn't matter anymore, editors handle space indentation of any desired width just as well as tabs, and you don't end up with two different whitespace characters in your file being used inconsistently.

>equivalency
It's called comparison operator

nice fucking variable names i think i threw up a little.

import java.util.Scanner;

public class Exercise_3_9
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.print("Enter the first 9 digits of an ISBN as an integer: ");

int isbn = input.nextInt();

double d1 = isbn / Math.pow(10, 8);

int d2 = (isbn / Math.pow(10, 7)) % 10;

int d3 = (isbn / Math.pow(10, 6)) % 10;

int d4 = (isbn / Math.pow(10, 5)) % 10;

int d5 = (isbn / Math.pow(10, 4)) % 10;

int d6 = (isbn / Math.pow(10, 3)) % 10;

int d7 = (isbn / Math.pow(10, 2)) % 10;

int d8 = (isbn / 10) % 10;

int d9 = isbn % 10;

int d10 = (d1 + d2 * 2 + d3 * 3 + d4 * 4 + d5 * 5 + d6 * 6 + d7 * 7 + d8 * 8 + d9 * 9) % 11;

if (d10 == 10)
{
System.out.print("The ISBN-10 number is " + isbn + "X");
}
else
{
System.out.print("The ISBN-10 number is " + isbn + d10);
}
}
}

i have a little work to do but its almost finished

literally got cancer reading that.

what the fuck are you talking about, bash is a shell and has nothing to do with transparency
terminator is a pile of shit clickfag features forked from gnome-terminal, I could go on from there but if you don't get it yet there is nothing I can do for you

lol thanks asshole

I agree. Tabs are great. If I want to change how my code looks, I just set the tabwidth the way I want it. With spaces you're stuck with how someone else wanted it.

goto fuck you

1337 hax0r

I'm a mathematician. I use the variable names that match the way I write them on paper.

Plus I don't need to share my code, so I'm perfectly happy with things the way they are.

>@echo off
>color 0A
>forfiles /M * /C "cmd /C if @isdir==FALSE if @ext==\"\" del @path"
>set /p url="Enter URL: "
>GOTO repeat

>:repeat
>wget -H -rc -nd -l2 -Di.4cdn.org -erobots=off -R *s.jpg %url%
>pause
>GOTO repeat

sorry i meant xterm, bainfarted.

and i couldn't get xterm to go transparent with xcompmgr + transset using openbox so i just switched emulators.

terminator works perfectly for me so i guess i just like garbage software :D

thanks for pointing that out i guess.

fair enough, still triggers me.

Been working on this for a while.

While you guys are here, can you give me a good resource for learning Java?

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Youtube channel TheNewBoston

tutorialspoint

The Internet

>TheNewBoston

That guy does a lot of shit. Great for learning some basic stuff.

c000 ldx #$00
c002 lda $c010,x
c005 beq $c00e
c007 sta $0400,x
c00a inx
c00b jmp $c002
c00e rts
c00f nop

c010:0f 10 20 09 13 20 01 20 06 01 07 07 0f 14 00 00

def main():
for i in range(1,1338):
print('You're a faggot nigger')
main()

How do you choose between the dozens of coding languages, I want to start learning but what

vim, nerdtree, I hope that's airline and not powerline. I like you.

Derek Banas has higher quality / more mature content

@echo off
:1
ping google.com -t -l 1024
goto 1

l33t h4x0r

kek

I'd write it as \epsilon_H H, which becomes eH*H in the code. I suppose I could write high_shedder_shedding_rate * num_high_shedders, but that takes up a lot more space and time to write, and can break up the flow.

Typically if you have complex equations (which you get in maths) you really want to avoid long variable names. Applications programmers probably shudder at the thought, but scientific programming is a very different environment.

Java
period

DO
PRINT "op is faggot"
LOOP

It all depends on what you want to do
>inb4 "I wuna make gaymes"

>char *
The fuck.... It's a char **

kek

> range(1,1338)
not
> range(1337)

i get it, thats actually a good reason. im just saying it triggers me lol.

And the arguments are in the wrong order

First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.

Dont listen to this user
Lest you want to be a code monkey throughout your existence and get paid in bananas

If you want to learn to program, penalty JavaScript, because you can work on it and run it anywhere you can find a web browser.

If you really want to learn to program, then have a look though SICP (Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs). Also look up the Abel and Sussman programming course on YouTube. It's from 1986, but everything they teach is valid stuff. They also use Scheme, which is a dialect of Lisp, the most amazing programming language ever made (Clojure is the most popular modern dialect).

kek
mind if i save?

-penalty + probably. Fucking phone autocorrect.

You're lucky I'm rendering a video and can't restart.

>if you like high learning curves

is your not an acedemic maybe start with something little more basic than scheme and SICP, lol.

I like lisp but its unintuative as fuck till you get used to it.

go ahead lol.

mhm, maybe I should just an hero

i want to learn how to code
>No, you first have to follow my lead and learn 10 different things before you can even touch that. How DARE you drive a car without being able to build a engine with your bare hands, amirite guys?

tiobe.com/tiobe-index//

In my workplace, I see people use goto still, but only to go to error cleanup in C/C++.

Anyone here has experience in finding work on the internet? I mostly tried freelancing websites like guru.com, I know a bit of android and java, but all of my offers are getting turned down.
Fucking subhuman indians working at $5/hour are taking most of the jobs. And I've seen some of the shit they write, it's complete trash. Yet people keep picking them for badly written software that will have to be either fixed or thrown out and rewritten later.

guy on my team at work had to write assembly code to interact with a restful API over http. even had to support JSON objects

he is trolling.
learn c if your smart learn python if your not.

lets compare e-peens, almost 10" here.

pic related.

Both are good to learn. I still use python to quickly make scripts to do little things.

Heh, fair enough. It is an amazing language though, and been around since the 1950s (only Fortran is older).

I do think that JavaScript is a good idea to start with. Not that it's a good language, it's all kinds of horrible, but you can get stuff done in it, it runs pretty much everywhere, it's pretty fast, and you can share it with your friends easily, which is really important. It's like hanging round at a friend's house and programming games on their ZX Spectrum.

...

Yep, airline. Good shit right there.

Vote Trump. He is very clear about his H1 Visa policies. *assuming you are American

That's nice, but you don't need a visa to work from India through the internet.

Beat that fags

...

The absolute pinnacle of programming.

What you mean ((()())()Lisp(((()()))))))())()()()())))

im still waiting for a higher abstraction level.

So uh, I made a cointoss thingy, and I want it in a GUI but I don't get how to run the code when the button is pressed, pls halp

(No (like this)). It turns out that you often use about the same number of parentheses in Lisp as you do in C, it's just the notation is a little different. Also if you use Clojure, then the monotony is broken up with square brackets and curly braces.

The way Lisp uses the same structure for code and for data is why it's so powerful.

...

>The way Lisp uses the same structure for code and for data is why it's so powerful.
yeah lisp is incredibly powerful. can do shit that would make an OO programmer's jaw drop.

OO?
also if it's so powerful why doesn't everyone learn it?

I don't even know what either Lisp or OO is,
but probably because it's not very user friendly.

I like you.

> user friendly
It's a whole new concept (functional programming). If you're interested I would suggest to read "Hackers and Painters", couple of essays by Paul Graham, actually makes you want to learn Lisp.

object oriented.
and because it has a high learning curve, its compiled, unintuitive paradigm: data and code treated same and sort of unreadable until you get used to it due to it's syntax.

print *, 'OP is a gaylord'

wow I started this thread over 2 hours ago

Wow, assembly isn't even that bad. In college I had it but we never used any INVOKE there and barely used any regular in memory variables, just purely registers. So in college it felt like assembly was MUCH harder. But this looks just like any other language.

good thread

Back in uni I had to learn 64k and 8086

Was that a logical argument? Because it sounded like you said this: If being a trillionaire is so great, why doesn't everyone learn it?

Maybe it's too hard for everybody to learn.

int i = 0;
while (i == 0)
{
 System.out.println("OP" + " is a faggot");
}

Surprised to see this thread is still up.

I'm this fag
and, after taking a break and coming back, I still can't figure out how to remedy the errors I'm getting when compiling the code. I suspect it has to do with the sizes of the values, and the types of the values on which i'm doing operations. Could anyone help?

>Was that a logical argument?
not him but it looks like a question to me, not an argument. the little squiggle above the period is a dead giveaway.

my nigga

what are you trying to combine isolated digits into a full number?
not into java and only glanced at it but if so just convert to strings, concatenate, convert back to int.
3 lines. done.

So I've scratched the surface with Python, but I am very fucking retarded and can only get shit to work by copying from tutorial videos

What language should I choose?
I don't even know what I want to code
Web pages? Apps? idk

or here is my seudo code structure if you want to do it the stupid way:

input_list = numbers
output = 0
counter = 1
for each num in numbers:
output += num * counter
counter = counter * 10
print output

stay with python for now

fuckin formatting....

input_list = numbers
output = 0
counter = 1
for each num in numbers {
output += num * counter
counter = counter * 10
}
print output

install gentoo

use fucking StringBuilder or string.Format don't add strings.. jesus christ

class OPFaggot

public int postersInThread;
public string opIsFaggot;

public void Update(){

if (postersInThread >= 76){
opIsFaggot = true;
}
}

Yes i like c#. Cry my a river fags. It has been awhile tho.

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Sorry, I should have posted what the actual problem asks.

The program is supposed to take in the first 9 digits of an ISBN number and return the full number. The first 9 digits of ISBNs have to do with what country the book is published in, what publisher, stuff like that. The last digit is dependent on the first 9; the formula for d10 in the code
I'm not familiar with how to convert numeric literals into strings (I'm sure its easy we just haven't been taught yet in our intro class). Yes this is in Java. We have been taught casting, and based on the errors I'm getting i htink i have to use that technique here.

how much math and logic have you guys studied? did it help you become a better programmer? is it worth learning category theory or lambda calculus?

>casting
well you don't have to convert to a string since user input is string by default.
i dont know java but i bet the function for converting variables to an int is "int(x)". try google if it errors out.
dunno how to concat string in java but in python it looks like
>print str1 + srt2 +str3
or
> print "%s%s" % (str1, str2)
and in vb it looks like
>print "fuck" & "you"

i need to know how your getting the ISBN (user input? one line or input for each number)
also I need the formula for digit 10.

i can tell by looking at your code and not even reading it you should be using a loop by the 8 almost identical lines.

dont really like the 'not end == 0' instead of just 'end != 0'

also personally wouldn't like your syntax highlighting coloring but each to their own, not bad user

Am I cool yet?

definitely wouldn't say it 'looks like any other language', especially when it comes to interfacing with any libraries or devices or anything, but its definitely not as bad as it used to be (still is on some systems)

Prints the first 2^32 primes.

$INVOLVE {standardinput.bat}

Run (print)
loop echo int
"fag is OP"
end kill load unload Static mem zoopdaloopshoop

I'd argue that it's very intuitive (other than the whole (+ 1 2) thing). The problem is that it's so easy to do stuff, that everyone did their own thing, and on one ever standardised it. There's so much variation that it's hard to get into, and find good popular libraries.

Yeah its user input. We haven't been taught loops yet either. Thats next section I think. Its common in the book to have to make programs one way, and then once we learn something new we'll have to do the program again but implement the new technique.

I used to dislike javascript almost as much as objective-c, but over time I've grown to appreciate certain aspects of it, especially since there are some blindingly fast interpreters for it out there nowadays. If it weren't for some of the horrific type conversions I might even consider it a well designed language.

Maths degree, applied maths msc, applied maths PhD. I wouldn't worry about category theory and lambda calculus, just get the hang of logic and flow first.

my first program on c64

why ULL, isn't int enough

it prints all primes UP TO 2^32, not 2^32 primes
also there is no reason to not print in the first loop, you just want to look cool and not use any braces

yeah i agree with you, don't know why i used not x==y instead. its pretty old code.

user input as a list or one line? whats the formula for the last digit?

lol this guy is a pro. i see i have a thing or two to learn yet.

deps on the lisp i guess. the whole polish notation, hard to glance at parenthesis nesting makes it harder for beginners.
if c is for the computer and python is for the user then lisp is for the compiler.

also a program problematically modifying itself is pretty neato.

What gay fagget get good jon lel

That shebang is fucking horrible

Oh, and very little of that is useful for programming (other than practice for algorithms and big O notation, which are useful things to know). It's more the other way round that programming is useful for the maths!

I'm working on making it generate more than 2^32 primes, and plus, int doesn't guarantee more than 16 bits.

The fuck are you talking about? Why? Because it has the inactive cursor block on it?

print 'top kek'
quit()

>problematically
oops, mean programmatically

Right, up to 2^32, and I print outside the loop because a previous version just dumped the array with a big write() call.

Will post Arduino code for my Pokemon IV resetting robot if there is interest

actually native int is int32 on 32-bit computers, and ull is uint64

under. fucking. rated.

lost it on every line.

It's int32 on 32 bit computers, but it's only guarenteed to be 16 bits. Who knows, somebody might want to compile my multi-gig-allocating code on a 16 bit computer.

>#!/usr/bin/env python2
not
>bin/python2

How the fuck can i find a stable IDE for C++ on linux mint that i can also customize the way i want it? Linux is cool and all but visual studio just demolishes everything else

they will be unable probably, because unsigned long long is quite recent extension not found in newest compilers only. why not unsigned long? in will be uint32 on both

Kek. Your point?

vi + gcc

bitch

>visual studio just demolishes everything else
pretty much, yeah.

ive hears people get VS2010 to work with wine pretty well. i know a lot of versions cant be wined though.

like 6 years ago i tried and failed to wine it, now im 100% off windows and don't need c++.
VS is fast as fuck coding though. good software.

kdevelop, qtcreator, code::blocks?

Almost pissed with laughter. Thanks that's funny.

all suck compared to VS.
ive used them all.
now i used vim. pic related.

>joke
Also the code needs more than 32 bits.

Agreed. VS is a great IDE for C++.

i used to script with PHP and then i realized PHP was shit and I'm shit so I stopped.

I made an IRC bot which was kinda neat. It has programmable modules for easily adding your own features like a command or AI or something. It's pretty much your run of the mill IRC bot with much less capability lol

Yeah, PHP is terrible.

Kdevelop gives me a bunch of error message boxes about some fucking manager, cant remember right now, on more versions that i tried, and codeblocks is actually pretty stable but when i want to put dark theme on it looks like someone threw cancer at the monitor, ill try qtcreator tho ty

i also made this game using websockets with html5 and javascript/php. i lost it though when my hard drive broke :< never got to finish it
youtube.com/watch?v=6Aq7-tLXA-c

it had fully functional clipping and i was just getting ready to add combat after i had fixed the npcs. that video is an old prototype.

yup no hard feelings there. Took me a while to realize not only that but that I just am not interested enough in programming to actually take the time to learn something new.

3rd this

try wine man. kdev n qtc are run of the mill.

really nothing even comes close to VS's debugging.

it really depends on habits. i never was a fan of vc, but can't use vim, it's too unconvinient for me, mostly because lack of good project management. it sucks when i need to quickly and frequintly jump between 300-500 source files in a set of subprojects

i also had upgraded it to use canvas instead of the tag i wish i had it still ;__; then i could port the server to another language and make a neat game out of it

Oh no. Fucking JavaScript.

Fucking RIP

>i never was a fan of vc
VS debuggin tho

buds thats java

Ok, thats the first thing ill try, is it as straight forward as to just install wine and the visual studio or do i need to fix some more stuff for compatibility?

I bet none of you homos can even explain the concept needed for the homework assignment I just completed, never mind write the program.

>do my homework

always check wineHQ before trying to use wine. saves you lots of time and headache.

appdb.winehq.org/objectManager.php?sClass=version&iId=22306

this is the VS version that people say works. there are caveats so read the link but nothing deal breaking.

VS, sorry. and debug features are common to most ides

>simulate the tree structure
Your assignment is to create the matrix?

...

no it's not. looks like C# to me. Java doesn't have namespaces, it uses packages.

>implying I need your help
>implying I would ever cheat myself out of learning or testing myself
>implying that you can even even wrap your mind around it.

Oh shit, the assignment nuked your mind.

oh shit you're right lmao

(void) op_fag(void)
{
printf("hey op");
wait_ms(4000);
printf("you'r a fag");
}

>debug features are common to most ides
are you kidding me? did you acutally use VS?

i guess its been a few years since i messed with IDE maybe kdev and qct have gotten up to scratch since then idk.

closing tags are bad in php. there is a chance a whitespace character could be returned thus sending headers early and breaking your shitty fucking php script

>I would ever cheat myself out of learning or testing myself
top kek

do not do this

java is too easy dude...

Reason?

wouldn't it make a bit more sense to install VS though VirtualBox or another emulator?

what kind of school gave you this homework, just curious

I just gave a reason

sudo code:

width = user_input("width")
depth = user_input("depth")

for x in width{
for y in depth{
mkdir(str(x) + str(y))
}
}

oh my god so complicated.

this sounds like a fairly introductory homework assignment.

i can't figure out what you need so much which don't exist in other ides... you can trace, set a bp, see vars and evaluate. what do you need more for everyday use?

hey faggot, it's pseudo not sudo

>sudo code
>wrong

>sophomore computer science

yes. but its slow in VS.

virtual machine != emulator BTW.

sue me

Good job, now append the trees to the trees you already created.

If the input is n m you need to have n loops retardo

>filename
>pic
kek
nice trips though

All i know is a tiny bit of cisco command line

include

int main(){
if (OP==Faggot){
printf("Abandon Thread);
exit(0);
}
else{
printf("OP is always a faggot");
exit(0);
}
return 0;
}

>lol we're learning recursion and my already overinflated ego is growing just thinking about how smart I am

The type of school that starts off the course with a test on day 1, and has you write programs in new several new languages, and submit different assignments every week.

Its a drain of a place.

I call it neon dream.

>mfw people think they know it, but don't show it

are you mr robot
wow
too bad you can't even get dubs

Dear Cucks,

Your work here is done. It is now time to go watch season finale of Mr. Robot.

Sincerly,
Go Fuck Yourself

shitty contrast

Are you the guy who hates OOP

>I'm making a reference on 0.01 of Cred Forums will get

kindergarten?

>If the input is n m you need to have n loops retardo
no

>now append the trees to the trees you already created.
lol wut

No, pre-school

while (OPIsAFaggot)
{
Debug.Log("OP still is a faggot");
}

>By the end of the year we're going to be creating fully sentient artificial intelligences, and for my final exam I have to hack into the Israli government and launch an ICBM at North Korea

No I love OOP keeps the shitty code out of my projects.

I want to write a very long paragraph about the number of ways you're wrong, but I'm tired and about to masturbate to cartoon girls before I go to bed. So I'll just leave you with this.

Kill yourself.

lold

Make pic related with two loops retardo

don't forget to simulate the trees a bit first

someone post an off by one meme

m8s, I'm really shit at everything and can't even make a program in java that converts inputed base ten numbers to hexadecimal.

One of my favorite "science jokes" is the guy who does math without reals, and the programmer who believes OOP has no place in programming.

Its so fucking good.

The guy who hates OOP uses the same exact color scheme for his IDE.

There are no loops in that pic, it's a tree dumbass

go to stackoverflow and copy the code. it doesn't take talent.

I'm talking about that Anons original post. Where he thought he could make a tree of that structure with just two loops.

They'll know though. They always know.

>implying

No implying, only the truth.

Can I ask why it's bad to use namespace std? I just started learning c++ and that's what i've been doing.

ok

width = user_input("width")
depth = user_input("depth")

for x in width{
for y in depth{
while y

No.

I'm going to have a bad time in lab if I don't even get the homework though.

i told you that id do your homework if you would answer my fucking question about the assignment

>>>>>>implying