REMINDER that you can only label yourself as having a big dick if it's above 8 inches

When you get upset over this, it's time to get help.

Didn't mean to tag you fellow large ;)

according to statistics gay men are more interested in large cocks then women.
>No women on the internet so op and anons must be gay

it's okay bro ;D
all these microdicklets need to admit that they can't fully pleasure a woman like we can

Needledicks and manlets BTFO

>implying women want a gourd jammed in their pussy

> a bunch of ones and zeros on your screen

Kill yourself.

gay men don't have standards like women do
they don't have to worry about being called whores or sluts for liking big dicks

b8

>implying women want a cuck to pleasure them with a centimeter
fuck off fag
there's no better pleasure

Wow she's worshippable.

This entire thread

pic related
it's you

Know what else is low quality? Your fucking needle dick fag.

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holy fuck that dude doesn't even have balls but thats probably how all microcucks look like

My dick is long, but skinny.
I feel like this makes the length notsogreat

Pokey

thanks for being honest, unlike these other fags
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one compensates for the other no?

The size of your dick has zero impact on your ability to get laid. By the time she sees it, the deal has already been sealed, unless it's freakishly small.

I love how you just keep pics of baked dudes on your computer, what a complete faggot

trips conform

I reckon length doesn't matter to a point and girth is more impactful, dick is probably no better than average in that regard.
Feeling average is not a complacent feeling.

This thread needs spiderman.

Ok then in the spirit of honesty; I feel as though my dick is tiny when flaccid, but actually (according to op) larger than average when hard. Is that weird, anyone?

I'm talking 2" soft and 7" hard.

are you sure its 2" soft all the time? or only when you jump in a pool & its really cold, etc

Once you pass the large threshold.

Feeling like your dick is about as exciting as lukewarm glass of water?
Probably not

This image proves that women are more superficial than men tenfold.

tool

You seem very obsessed with dicks.

Great gif largebro hahaha

Shut up manlet

Ehh, if I go tryhard and push down before I measure it's about 3" soft.

ITT: Faggots talking about dicks.

>Go back to your trap threads, you filthy homosexuals.

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well no one's going to suck your dick flaccid, you're a largebro if you're large erect (or flaccid)

>Desperately holding on to a false sense of superiority.

This is why you're a virgin.

>foreplay still needed to reach orgasm

This is true for 90% of women no matter what size your dick is. A virgin must have written this

Lol I can hear Bill Hicks going
"the world just got lighter! I think we lost another moron!"

My dick is like a good looking green curry.
It looks great and you cant wait to try some of that spice but then, when you actually eat it, its not so spicy as you thought it would be and feel deceived, but you'll eat it anyway.

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>Your dick is literally bait and switch

Is is big enough that it wont fit inside a paper towel tube at least?

your right

and women wonder why they get shafted and then dumped

I guess? It is getting a little gay now I gotta agree with
the repressed trap and bail.
Laters roodypoos

My dick is 8 + inches long and girthy I admit I does have its pros and cons.You all probably know the pros but the cons.. let me tell you.Having a large penis doesn't guarantee sex whenever you want.Sometimes my gf for 3 years won't have sex with me because I'm hurting her and Im not even allowed to ram her hard with full force.Most of the time she wants to ride me so she can be in control.

xd

Over 8 inches... It's not as fun as you think.. some positions are unachievable, hearing "ow" when you go too deep isn't fun.

I think it would fit in one, but how much girth we talking here?

Them timestamps, wow someone was cucked by a short guy and they were mad for at least a year that's hilarious.

You have a shitty and controlling girlfriend who is using your dick as an excuse, dumbass.

REMEMBER UR ONLY TALL IF UR AS TALL AS THE TALLEST 0.13% OF HUMANS

Yeah that's how statistics works, you just make a biased summary judgment about what "good" is and go from there!

1.5" diam

SPIDERMAN THREAD

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Oh, no way then. Paper towel roll, rolls must be bigger here in Aus or something....or at least the ones I have.

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lol

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Tall... big dick... It's alright man, just don't be ugly.

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>over a hundred different women
what a sample size
surely there's no bias here

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this bait is top tier

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>pretending your dick size makes you a superior person
pretty obsessed with dick my man, maybe you're actually gay?

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Fuck you

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> "We asked over a hundred different women"
> "over a hundred different women"
> "over a hundred"
> Implying over a hundred but less than 200

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>13 inches
Bow down to me

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average wont contribute to attractiveness, just like average size breasts will not contribute to attractiveness of a girl.

Sauce please

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Fuck this chart and the cunts who made it. Yes i qualify as tiny. buying large truck and assault rifles as we speak.

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Reminder: hitting the cervix is painful

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FUUGG OFF

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it's called google lol
fucking idiot

this was made only to make fags like people on here jealous of dicks they've never seen

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Whores and sluts like multiple dicks
get it right dipshit

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>that feel when your bait is so successful that it attracted spiderman posters with small dicks

signs of a successful bait

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big dicks are so rare that you have to sleep with multiple men to eventually encounter one

learn to math buddeh

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4 inch cock here xd

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No you dip shit. Put your dick in a toilet paper tube. If you stick out the other end and you fill up the tube, then you passed the only test that matters. This is universal.

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Gay

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toilet paper tubes are tiny

nothing to be proud of

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Well shit I pass when I have a 100% erection it gets stuck, normal erected fills it and I go well passed it.

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Take the roll out and put it in your mouth and see how wrong you are

sounds like something you tested yourself

Got the job done on your mom, fag. Could have attracted enough whales with her moaning to make Ahab have an existential crisis.

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Zoobie

i'm only 7.5 but ive never had a woman not comment on how big i was

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I'm 7.5 nearly 8 sometimes and I can't fit in some girls so it's all subjective (had a girl with tight pussy it always fit but was rough large dicks require foreplay morons or it won't fit unless ur fucking a loose bitch)

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wew lads

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I'd feel bad for u f this was true

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only you 6 inch fags think having a big dick is bad

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