Better celeb thread III

better celeb thread III

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I got lost and ended up in another thread WTF is going on!?

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What is dry shampoo?

I will smack my dick across your face

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Penis envy?

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emma's pretty hot
sure do like them redheads

I'm huge

Chloe Moretz for sure - ever since she put on all of that weight she's really filled out.

I'd literally kill some people for a threesome with Jessica and Anne

Muh waifu

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That's a fucking lie, but okay, sure

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my drunk scottfu, bruv

What. the. FUCK

damn Emma makes me wanna cum buckets

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MEW time?

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Oh, it's about to get crazy up in here! You like movies? We'll make a movie! Starring my fist and your dick hole!

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Do you look into her eyes while you do it?

What?

I assume the one on the right is photoshopped?

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Very much so

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Get this thread out of here OP, you bow-legged piece of shit

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You should get to spank MEW every time she makes you be lewd over her.

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Need more Jodelle Ferland.

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i like the cut of your jib

Shes just to cute.

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What has she been in other than Dark Matter?

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That would be very often then

Jodelle Ferland imdb.com/name/nm0272706/

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Murph!

I-I c-c-can tell the w-way my mistress Jessica Alba tr-treats me she thinks I'm a-a half-man, a w-worm of a fellow whose o-o-only purpose in l-l-life is to be squished u-underfoot... Sh-She always goes out of her way to tease a-and t-t-torment me... O-One day I-I-I tried to change the s-situation... W-We were out at th-the m-museum because she w-wanted t-to "check and see what all the plebeian fools where up to there."... As we were leaving I told h-h-her I was thirsty and d-demanded in a strong t-t-tone we are going to st-stop and pick up a soft drink... She responded w-with a blank face s-s-saying, "Really... ok, I'll take you there."... So she drove to the 7-11 a-and a-at the fountain machine I was shocked b-b-because she picked out a super duper big g-g-gulp drink and I couldn't believe she was going to d-drink a-all of that pop... But I didn't want to upset her b-by s-saying anything s-so we paid f-for our drinks and left the store... As w-we exited the door she tapped me on the shoulder... As I turned around she d-dumped her whole drink on my head s-shouting, "Does this quench your thirst you Fat Selfish Pig! Now go back inside and clean yourself off!"... I was numb with embarrassment s-so I-I just d-did what she said and went b-back t-to their washroom... When I went g-got outside I found she h-h-had sped a-away already i-in the car and my heart dropped... I-It t-took me 2 hours t-to b-bus it across the city t-to our h-house wh-where she needled m-me f-for the rest of the night, saying I-I had ruined h-her museum trip with m-my stupidity...

You like the thought of feeding her all of... it?

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deff is
glad to see another user showing appreciation for this goddess

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The one and only.

like a hair spray that is for cleaning your ahir if you can't afford to get it wet, it kinda gets all the oils and dirt out

Makes me drip at the thought

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Evil ass red queen alessa looking bitch.

Yea id hit that

she was such a qt in that show

Let MEW suck it out of you.

She is true wifey materiel. Would marry and start family with her.

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With uncle pyramid head dragging his biggass sword through the kitchen.

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Why was I even born if I'll never cum inside of her?

God, I wish I'd been aborted.

Yup. I would worship her.

She'd be masterful

We do too, user. We do too

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Nigger semen is more fattening than milkshakes.

Imagine how it would feel on you...

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Just as long as he doesn't scratch the floor.

If you didnt you'd get raped with barbed wire

That scene was hard to watch

She's a qt in every show

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Who?

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Like joy soaking your balls

Shit, I never new she was in so much. Never knew her before Dark Matter which I watched like a month ago

youtube.com/watch?v=EZLN9BflkIw

kek. that floor's gonna be fucked up, but jodelle would be cool about it.
what scene? goddesses deserve to be worshiped, especially when they're loyal

She is plumping up to play Anna Nicole Smith in a bio film.

Highlander II: The Thickening

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I like when she cosplays she just so cute at it.

Yea, she was the go to actress for evil little girl in the 2000s

You'd make her suck those too user?

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Last scene of silent hill she rapes the head priest lady with barbwire before ripping her in half.

shot back to back with Highlander III: True Erection

She would need to clean the mess she made

Her creativity is very attractive. She's cute even when she's at home
Uhhh... I must've blocked that out because I have no idea what you're talking about.

different actress played the fucked up Alessa

Don't cum yet!

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No, she played both

imdb.com/title/tt0384537/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

Slick but not close just yet need to work up a lather for her

Share what you want to do to MEW

i will rp any female celeb you wish.

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Be a realistic KStew... now.

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Explore all of her with my tongue and cock she has such sweet fuck holes

So much yummyness in a small tight package! I would so wreak this!

do you have kik?

Her husband only lends her out to black guys.

so yummy!

Right here. Do it. If you're good you get kik.

Sexy legs!

Of course she didnt ply the 30 yo Alessa.
I thought yo ment something you didnt

why have i heard so much bullshit about "emmas see through pic" and literally not seen a thing?

Sexy legs indeed!

Dirtier.

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Least it's not Micheal moore...

Would you have sex with her?

I don't know, he also lends her out to people that can help her career.

i heard that wasnt it though.. she was "wearing a yellow top"

..maybe they considered that yellow. im officially giving zero fucks about this

No, thats what all the flying shit has been about.

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Don't back out now :)

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>OP, you bow-legged piece of shit
Massive kek

She loves a sloppy cock in her mouth after being ass fucked she loves how the cock snot feels when it drips down her chin on to her tits and trickles down her belly to her dripping cunt as it drips to the floor she starts deeply in my eyes sucking harder wanting every last drop

well thanks for clearing that up. bunch of virgins twackin on a couple nips

Was from her last show, Hollywood for ya

i dont think you could handle me

I didn't know you were THAT lewd MEWanon.

Bring it KStew. Let's see how good you are.

what would you like to know?

She has that effect

Play KStew approaching a guy she finds super attractive. Just one post, let's see.

Is MEW begging for your cum?

She wants it to flow out of me

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Are you gonna give her what she needs?

Working on it for her

Why is that pic so small?

No idea

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Would you tribute MEW?

Aree you really not gonna try? :(

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finally a better one - most of these threads are the same pics over and over

In bed another time

>all over my face, user?

All over it

go chatstep?

>you'll be the first...

why hasn't anyone posted the schnozz yet?

the ship is going down faggots

only post the newest lewds

likey!

Youll experience a lot of 1sts then

you virgin. if those were implants they would be higher up

>mhh, what do you have planned?

She shaves her widow's peak?
Didn't know that was a thing.

Stretching every hole

The much hated begging faggot.

Why do cock mongling faggots cruise the celebrity threads? These are the only gays I hate.

>oh, you're not getting my ass hun

The doc fucked up. That's why her nipples are on the top half of her tits now.

Wait? what? when?

Fucking Gold!

Kate micucci and that one girl from the watchmen

The show is called Easy on Netflix

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I'll be watching that

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Does JJ like big guys?

yes!!!

I-I w-was just about t-to dig into m-my s-supper, a-a rich b-bowl of chili, when m-my mistress Jessica Alba c-came up a-and threw a p-pair of h-her dirty used p-panties into it, s-saying that f-f-food is more important to me than she is and wh-why have I-I b-been ignoring her for the p-past hour while w-watching f-football... I-I was t-taken a-aback and s-said i-it w-wasn't true: I-I c-care for her deeply... "Well, we'll see," she said as she l-locked m-my h-head between her legs, slowing choking th-the breath a-away fr-from me, into a p-position I-I'm all t-too f-familiar with... The night s-session h-had commenced...

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I forget what movie this is.

the killer inside me

I jerked off to her in Silent Hill when she was like 10 or 11 years old.

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Nope... just use her virgin asshole for jacking off my cock!

kek

FUCK YES

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Shotglass nipples

Utah, she's pretty cute.

This comment reminds me of the shitty comment left on tube porn...where you know it's guys in their 50's that don't have the slightest clue on how to articulate their perversion in a more "normal" way.

>utah
*yeah

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It reminds me when when perverts use to be clever with their words. Like use beautiful articulation while describing something totally disturbing and disgusting he or she would do to someone..... I for one would also love to use her virgin asshole to jack off my cock!

Reminds me more of dumb adolescents that think they are being clever, but come of sounding retarded.

He agrees

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Checked