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Hey dude.

Howdy!

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Hey man. What's going on?

Hey, what's up?

Pic sauce

Were you in the military?

Nothing. Same shit as always.
You?

same old same old. How's school going?

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No. Who the fuck are you?

At least that's something. Pretty awful since last Friday. But it's nothing new, life will get better and I'll feel better until I'm reminded again of why I hate myself and I won't be happy.

But my parents called me today to surprise me about coming to family weekend, which is cool.

It's... going I guess. Busy with my online classes, because my in person lectures are slow as fuck. I have way too much time to myself and to think. Work is still slow so not much there either.

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I'm belt boy.

And this is Jackal-ass.

Sorry to hear that man. Was it because of me? Be honest.

Yeah, that does sound pretty cool. It'll help you keep your mind off of everything.

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Hang in there man, you can do it.

Is it agreed that we all have some kind f problem? I legit want to use gene-modding to make these things so I can fuck em. Is that messed up or is it just me who thinks so?
(also I'm contributing with my pic) 10/10, would fuck again

Doesn't seem bad to me. Go for it, man.

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Yes but you wouldn't have had any way of knowing until I said something. I won't hold you accountable or at large for that. You didn't know and that's why I had asked.

Yeah, it should, for at least the weekend. A chance to really get away from campus and shit. I think my dad and I will be able to hit the range again, maybe we'll bring my cousin. I'm not sure.

If not I'm going to at least see if he'll want to go to AZFC next weekend. I would like to have some company if I go.

Yeah, I hope so. Something keeps me going.

if someone makes a real dragon, let alone an anthro one, I'll be the first in line to plow it.

Damn it, that's not clean either.

Sorry, man. I wish I could just give you a hug and make everything better.

Sounds pretty awesome. I hope you guys have fun.

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It's fine, or at least as fine as it will be. There's only one person I really want a hug from.

Yeah, I think it will be a good weekend. I'll get to shoot my new handgun and take my AK out to a few hundred yards again. I should call my FFL tomorrow and see if they have my other AR yet.

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how weird would it be if these anthro creatures were real though?

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Wouldn't be weird to me. I'd have an anthro gf in a heartbeat.

I think it'd be pretty awesome.

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Is Cred Forums actually getting shut down?

Hey.

from the viewpoint of right now where they don't exist? Insane.

If they did it would probably be the norm though.

No. Does anyone even go to ? Hiroyuki is handing over the administration to a mod.

No, you're a fucking retard

Hey Eight

what about the logistics of sex? or the offspring? how would the politics go? how would the rest of humanity (the normies) deal with the psychological strain? Would it count as bestiality if you were human but gf/bf was anthro? How would mating work?

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I don't know, and quite frankly I don't give a shit. I would have an anthro gf anyway, and no one could stop me. If they even dared then they would die.

How are you?

Dammit Freud don't ruin this for us.

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Whatcha up to?

I would imagine like breeding between them it could only be species or closely species related to produce offspring.

>logistics of sex
Uhhh it's good?

>politics and normies
Probably no different than what exists now, although there would be open and blatant anti anthro opponents.

>bestiality
No, I don't think so.

>Mating
Between humans and anthros, it probably wouldn't.

Take a guess.

penis goes in vagina/cloaca./ determined completely by mother/ who cares/ who cares, marefriend is already best friend/ penis goes in vagina/cloaca

You're doing well and you're happy?

About to grab pot pie from the microwave. Trying to make space for the furniture delivery tomorrow morning. I'm really nervous about it for some reason. You?

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Don't be stupid.

It was worth a shot. That's how I wish it was for you. Same thing I told Charles earlier: I wish I could give you a hug and make everything better.

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How would that change anything?

You seem like you're in a really great mood tonight, did anything happen?

Sounds pretty tasty.

I'm sure the delivery and everything will go fine. Are they going to set it all up for you or are you on your own for that?

By the way, Mclaren has no plans in the works with apple. That's what their press exec (or their intern) told me.

I wouldn't. An anthro in real life, 3-d and all that, would just look weird.

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I don't know. I just want you to be happy.

No, nothing at all. I'm always like this, but I don't express it very often. I wish the best for everyone, and everyone to be happy, but I don't show it for... reasons. All I want is peace, love, and happiness.

Ya, they're supposed to. I guess I'm worried something won't fit, especially since I'm not sure these guys specialize in highrise delivery (and I obviously know nothing about it).

>no plans in the works with apple
Thank god.

Also, you didn't answer.

The fuck are you and what have you done to the real Dash!?

Hey, guys. What's goin' on in this thread?

Reminder to register/update your registration for the election.

Porn, as always.

Despite my really edgy humor and depression, I'm a very kind and generous person on the inside. I don't show it because.... Well, the details aren't important, but it's always been a weakness for me. So I hide it by being as dark and edgy as possible. I don't mean to put them in the spotlight, but there's someone else here who is like that as well.

so yesterday I ordered a huge delicious 42" pizza, then had it for lunch again today and am reheating it again tonight for dinner and theres still enough left to take for lunch tomorrow.

But i just realized that I will be eating free pizza all weekend playing magic.

I think I've made a rather large error.

Anyone know any non-pizza food that is cost effective and premade i cold convince the store owner to get instead?

Assuming someone loved you. What makes you think it would be any different from your real life?

Is there an artist who does more work like this? I'm talking sexy fawn (doe, whatever) it's my fetish

I would have a softy, fuzzy gf to cuddle up to at night, but still had human qualities.

Your like a damn onion. Shrek would be proud.

Potatoes are cheap and ready to eat out of the ground.

Maybe they just fuck anything that walks. Would have to get in line behind all the other losers, though.

Call me crazy but my phone hasn't told me anything since 1630.

I have a good feeling that they'll get it to fit, maybe not right without some fanangling but I bet they'll get it, and where you live, I think they'll have a good team that knows what to do for a highrise.

My bad. I'm just here and watching Motortrend's Car of the Year program. The Mclaren 570S, Mustang Shelby GT350R and Porsche Carrera S are top three contenders.

And this thelastdetail.com/1979-porsche-930-turbo-c-848.htm

> fuzzy
> human qualities
Like a feminist?

thanks, I'm sure they will go for that

Yeah, yeah. But don't let anyone know that. It's been a huge problem for me my whole life.

No. Like a wolf that can move, think, and speak like a human.

I need more medieval fantasy fur in my life.
Also, holy fuck. You're right, it is good to diversify your diet. Noodle bowls are good if you throw some mixed vegetables in with them, and a grilled meat as a topping. Cheap and easy.

That's pure carb, though.

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Oh, I meant the "You?". No biggie.
Very nice. I see Porsches by the office once in a while. Don't know the models though.

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Oh, my bad dude.

Yeah, it's just a wee bit out of my price range right now, but how sick would it be to pick it up right before MFF?

Most Porsches are easy to tell apart. They're either 911s, or they're not. That's all you need to know. The badges do the rest (S, R, GT3, GT4, Turbo, RS, 4, etc.)

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Don't you still need charisma and class to woo a woman, anthro or not? I'm pretty sure anthro people would not be nymphomaniacs.

how am I supposed to know you're not a heavily Irish group of people?

I know you're a really good guy beneath all the edge and attention whoring. I'm glad you haven't let life rip that away from you either. You're a good person, don't forget that.

If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it
Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee
Imagine talking to a tiger, chatting with a cheetah
What a neat achievement it would be

If we could talk to the animals, learn all their languages
I could take an animal degree
I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea

I would converse in polar bear and python
And I would curse in fluent kangaroo
If people ask me, "Can you speak rhinoceros?"
I'd say, "Of course, can't you?"

If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal
Think of the amazing repartee

in the pizza's defense it has spinach, mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes and artichoke hearts on it

That would be awesome, but then I bet you'd try to get it here somehow.

>Most Porsches are easy to tell apart.
Right, but this is me we're talking about. Might not even actually be a Porsche. I don't usually stick around to check them out though. That area is a weird mixture of upscale and sketchy.

You'd be surprised at how charismatic I am when I'm not wanting to die. I'm very easy to talk to, and quite funny. Well, if you like dark, edgy humor.

Thanks. I don't really think I'm a good person, but I still don't know how I still keep that side of me alive. I guess it's just dormant most of the time, waiting to awaken when the time arises.

Okay.

Fuck the small talk, I'd just screw everything.

well maybe some are since there will be a lot of pasty people there and the owner is a ginger. But potatoes out of the ground still pair poorly with mtn dew(they have eight varieties)

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S for faster than stock
R For Racing (only on some late 60s model and for a limited run of 911s right now)
Turbo because it's a turbo
4 for All wheel drive
GT3 for the racing homologation 911
RS is the faster version of the GT3 or 4
GT4 is the Cayman homologation

You know I would, after all it is basically "up the street" from you. Well, on the north side of town.

I always recommend looking at cars, unless it's sketchy. Probably the easiest way to tell it's a porsche aside from the badge is the style of headlights. Either the actual bulps/lamps or the way they protrude from the hood (bonnet).

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All turbo model since the 997 911 have been AWD, even if they do not have the badge. I think it's unfortunate because that takes the danger out of what made them so fun.

fuckboy pls go

Oh, I had no idea that was a listing near here.
Ya, to be honest it's not so much sketchiness as not wanting to look like a dweeb I guess.

If I consulted with quadrupeds
Think what fun we'd have asking over crocodiles for tea
Or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses and sea lions
What a lovely place the world would be

If I spoke slang to orangutans
The advantages why any fool on earth could plainly see
Discussing Eastern art and dramas with intellectual llamas
That's a big step forward you'll agree

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What about snapping a pic when you can?

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Car guys are more than cool indulging people.

You gotta learn somewhere and if you're not sure, call me

no u

I had to use that since it happened to be the next one up in my queue.

Eh, just not interesting enough to me I guess. Especially when there are the occasional Ferraris or Lambos to eye.

I have a feeling most of the people around here with a nice car only picked it for the high pricetag and nothing more.

The worst kind of people.

I think it was Adolf Loos who said something about people who buy things purely for ornamentation (to show off) are wrong.

Yeah a lot of the time they're obnoxious pricks too.

Ah, gotcha. Personally, I love going to the north side of the city and car spotting. I've seen some of the million dollar cars like the Porsche Carrera GT. Those people around there are super rich, it's where a ton of CEO's live. It's neat.

That is also true

I've never understood buying things just to look at either.

Really putting that college education to work eh? Even threw in the condescendingly unnecessary definition, heh.

I was really confused until I remembered the north side is the good side of any city, not just here.

In many ways they can be considered a work of art, but I'm sure most people that buy them just to show off.

Huh, I never thought of it that way. But yeah, the north side of Atlanta has some filthy rich motherfuckers. Buckhead is known to be one of the richest places in the country. Then you leave that area and it goes from super-high class to ghetto real quick.

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Oh yeah.

>what I learned in college is how to be an asshole

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Is it wrong to eat spaghetti leftovers out of a bag?

And sorry for being condescending

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>how do I get a job?
>do not worry about that, here are 10 ways to talk down to people though

As long as their spaghetti policy allows for it, I see no problems.
And no worries at all, I'm just teasing.

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>What I learned in college
How to maintain a mini bar in my apartment.

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