Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
As always
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still here
But. For The Greater Good!
THE GREATER GOOD MAN!
>Mfw space commie weebs.
>lewd
Actually, Eru, did you see the video already?
Nou!
>Don't think you're safe just yet
>mama bear
It is you! I've been doing well! work, school and all of that. Yourself?
>plushie
WHOOPS. I've been confused
>eli
Sorry!
Oh that makes sense. Would it trigger you if I call the optics a scope?
>galil
One of the favorite
13 men run after you
It's just 0.5 in my scale.
Goodnight.
youtube.com
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Claiming best girl
Morning
Aqua a shit.
Goodnight Love
Claiming Felix
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Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Claiming her.
Calamity-masu'd
I don't think so, no. But now I'm curious ^^
Same thing kinda, I mean its got a 4x zoom, I'm just really particular on Mags vs Clips.
Claiming best grill. Anyone else have a cold rn?
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you call the cops and ask for a restraining order
yes
ive been here a while, just that i usually dont get on around your time or lurk when your on
and this past week ive been off and on
claim
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See you tomorrow
But you see, it's all part of my master plan to become to one TRUE Ruseman!
Kitten?
youtube.com
I have another of me going home from work, but I'll probably upload that tomorrow or the day after. Don't feel like it today.
>4:40 is a good example of how to scare the crap outta someone/be a total cunt
?
My satanic trips says so!
wait is it that time???
Is it time for....Melon?
Senpai?
Oh, guess it wasn't the same pic without text.
How are you?
Rolling for thread wide trips.
Get them lewds ready.
so worthy of dubs
I know the difference of those for sure. I think movie made people think clips and mags are the same now
Midnight
What's next? Taking over za warudo?
I'm just chilling out on my chair, lurking and watching some videos on Youtube.
So I'm doing great as usual.
I may be late, but goodnight!
It just means you were looking in a mirror!
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE
Someone other than me watched this show?!
Feeling better?
Yes! I shall become the DIO!
Best fairy
Wew, nice. ^^
>Gotta nyoom fast
Every time I hear people call a clip a mag and vice versa I REEE internally and try not to correct them too hard.
I never feel safe
Good night Shiro
Privyet tovarish
Good thing I have 15+1 rounds of 10mm STRONK
(Homura)
If there is, then he has not told me what it was.
(Deadman Shiro)
Not quite, but he didn't like it when I told him that I don't like any liquid chocolate.
>Basically chocolate milk, hot cocoa, and coffee.
>Ice cream is fine.
(Kirino)
I doubt that.
(Kirby)
I'd rather figure out the details from Syndra himself later.
I'm normally on in the afternoons where I live, so CST.
>Who's your waifu and what time zone are you currently living in?
please dubs for my Akikan
one day
hii shinoa
well this is going well....
Incredibly average, what about you?
Eh, who cares anymore.
Somewhat
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Great to hear dude! What have you been up to since the last we talked?
I'll stop you
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I know the first means thank you. I'm not sure on the second one
Doing good?
It was great just like yours.
Who needs exciting lives when you can have comfort in others.
come on one more....repeating digits for my can of waifu?
you will when you roll it. i was thinking of some warframe after dinner. care to join me?
Still a panty shot.
suuuup
Satan doesn't have a reflection, fool!
Really only rolling for Ruri's lewd.
Eh, sure. Just let me know when you are ready.
Yeah, I got one just a few hours ago
Melon?
>At Dollar General
>Hear one of the employees (covered in "gangsta" tattoos) say he had a .50 caliber desert eagle with "big old clips" and "holla points" but he went to jail for it because it was illegal
I need to stop buying soda there.
Privyet means hello, tovarish means comrade or friend
Koume!
>4 off
Wew lad
I'm nervous. What about you?
yup
Melon-chan from Akikan
gayest anime ever but god damn am I a raging faggot
will do
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Jean Kirschtein husbando claim.
Sorry to hear that m8. I'm dying here, I've never had a cold this goddamn bad
Fuck I left the discord
I'm regretting this
Yay.
>REEEE
>"Are you sure you didn't go to jail for being An Faget?"
hikage from senran kagura
>arizona mountain time
Mostly the big move from Washington to Alabama, as far as I'm concerned.
It wasn't really fun waiting for two weeks until I could lurk on here with internet; I didn't have a lot of things to do to kill time.
Forgot pic
>Also watched Akikan.
I had a High-five GIF just for this, but I cannot seem to locate it right now.
Something's telling me that you're the Minami user from the past few days.
Exactly! But I'm not going to drive like a mad cunt every night like that. Especially since it's getting near the end on the month.
Good, as it should be.
Only somewhat, eh?
SON OF A BEETCH!
When did Satan become a vampire?!
I made an invite for myself just in case but now I can't post please help
Laura I'm sorry for leaving ;-;
Yuno Fucking Gasai
forgot pic
Weird
Mine is just mild headache, dry throat and stuffy nose.
Hope you get better mayne
If I wasnt too autistic and retarded to talk to people I would have gone and shown my GLAWK to see if that was also illegal according to him
That's not really possible is it
But clips and mags are all the same!hi st load it up with ammo and load that to the gun right? :^)
I was wrong lol. Hello to you
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Don't worry about me. What got you worring?
Whoa there. Been taking vitamin Cs?
Elitist scum
You were up there? Hays the woods like? All them tall trees. Poor you with no way to kill time. Whats the big move for if i may ask?
wow dude
I'm gonna reward you and say yes
I was running with Minami until I remember Melon....terrible move on my part to forget her
fucking good job dude
OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>smug
Yeah, throat is hurting like a bitch now
Yeah. The woods were actually pretty nice to look at. Also, from all that I heard of, it's just because my parents were looking for new jobs. No biggie.
Also, I'm so glad that the waiting is now the past.
Yeah I wouldn't either.
>I tend to drive carefully anyway though.
Kek.
Rockin Dat Glock BOI?! Noice.
YEAH BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. Sure they both load the gun but only one STAYS in the gun and only one feeds into a fixed mag.
Trips
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Once a thread
I fear for my safety, someone send help
Is quite possible if its the 3rd World Yuno, Since 1st and 2nd are dead.
I'm trying to catch up with some people I haven't talked to in over 6 months. I really missed them since the first day I bailed but now it's too much. I'm tired of stranding myself
Nah fam. I'll roll as many times as I want.
im ready to go
HNNNNNGGGG post more armpits
Alright, gimme just a minute to log in and use the rest room real quick.
Deagles are sugoi
Never seen this before.
I guess this counts
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I can honestly say that I have never met anyone else that even knew it existed. It was one of the first animes that I ever actually watched completely.
OH GAWD!
Any way to fix it?
Ya, end of the month quotas coming up for the cops. Don't wanna give em a reason to fuck me over.
Why would you fear for that~?
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but WHY?!
Because the nutshack theme is the newest meme
Do I look like I'm fucking gay? they need to be smooth.
hawt
What's snow like up there? Has to be pretty since I live in southern texas lol. Oh that makes sense. I hope this new job pays well. How's Alabama so far?
They both shoot bullets though
Oooh old friends eh? You want to talk to them but you don't want to tire yourself out huh?
Excuse me?
NIIIIIIIICE
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Did I fucking stutter?
Post your waifu's pits so I can masturbate to her you cuck
you better still be lurking homura. goodnight! wait for me to say it back next time hmph.
Snow is actually pretty rare in Washington, even in winter. It's been a solid year since I saw snow, but I lived far from the mountains.
To me, there's nothing too special about Alabama, except that it's warmer than usual, and I have to get used to that.
Not that I know of
All I got is some numbing spray that'll work for about half an hour though
The claws on your cat paws don't incite safety to me
True. Stay safe, don't meme behind the wheel.
Guns shoot boolet. Magazine hold boolet, clip hold boolet but slightly worse. Silly smug.
Then say something in the discord why don't you?
I knew something about her seemed familiar, just couldn't locate it.
Well now you do. Any other odd ones you might want to mention?
You do realize that changing waifus here is frowned upon, right?
>The self-replies kind of made it obvious, plus I was probably the only one paying attention to them.
I'm just afraid they'll think I'm a jerk. Well I am. I left so suddenly because I couldn't stand myself anymore
I can't
Decided to educate myself on that and probably caught cancer from that
I really don't know where this came from.
The joys of the internet.
>Work in a few hours
I dun wanna go. Smugs halp.
Hmmm, sounds like a typical sore throat to me.
Ehhhh? Why not~?
B-But I love to meme behind the wheel!
Hmmm, I'm sure there is. I'd have to go through all my old collections to find them though.I watched a lot of odd off stuff when I first got into anime.
I don't think I can find any pics of shinoa with her pits but this one.Sorry
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>checked
Really? I would thought the north would have plenty of snow cause you kno, North. Enjoy that heat while it last cause fall and winter are a-coming!
Serious question. What do you mean by slightly worse?
Yo don't say that. Just tell then you're tired. I'm sure they'll understand
I dunno man. Money sounds good to me
/waifu/ magic
Not all of the North have plenty of snow, you know.
Also, I'm eager for the cold weather if more than anything!
nia
Those ones had claws. No scratch me :( am nice bunnie
>I DIDN'T PUT NEW ART ON MY PHONE NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT BITCH
Yeah, it just hurts like a hell
How are you feeling today kirino?
Money is good, but I just don't feel like going today.
The claws will be fine, don't worry about it~
>RIP
alice
I don't wanna be like, guys, I'm back we can be friends again. I just wanna let them know I'm still around and they can talk to me only if they wish too, but most probably won't
I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking Alice. How has your day been?
I guess it's this again then. I have no choice but to accept my fate ;ω;
All you can do is make yourself available to them. I'd it was me, I'd try and find out what happened first before deciding not to talk to you again
Pretty boring. Lying in bed now and probably gonna sleep soonish
akame i feel like your puppy
The cuck actually did it
I'm going to fuck shinoa in your bed while she makes you sleep on the floor.
Does this Felix guy know that he cannot compete with smuggest kitty?
arm pits are great
Meme RESPONSIBLY then. Don't want you drifting into outer space just yet.
IMO the stripper clips were very good for their time, however now-a-days its much much quicker to change mags than it is to load a new clip.
Hello /waifu/!
Nepu claimed.
Why would she smile while insulting her husbando.