Dubs Do Decide

Robofuck

Send your tits bitch

rr for not being a retard.

Where's the nudes at faggot

Sorry. Wrong window, lol. Going to a show with Dale this weekend. Have you heard of that band? Screenshot?

Send this

Let me tell you, you think your thoughts are your own but they're not, they are radio broadcasts. broadcasts than interface with your nanomachine middle ware that was installed via inhaled air particles.

Send her this and write "lets dance!"

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Roll dubs and get them yourself fag, plus I deleted them like 4 months ago. OP here

I may as well say it now; I'm not in with the whole 'furry' thing. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a rat's ass what you think you're attracted to, whatever. But what I'm saying is I've never understood the appeal of sticking human genitals onto an animal for your porn.
Generally in furry porn, the designs aren't really that imaginative. Pick up any picture from that den of depravity Fur Affinity and the character is likely to just be a human body with fur, a tail and a funny animal head. Because anything less would be a human and anything more would be admitting you're into bestiality and apparently you're not willing to do that yet.

Damn OP you massive faggot! Deliver!

Stahp

With what moral authority can they speak of human rights — the rulers of a nation in which the millionaire and beggar coexist; the Indian is exterminated; the black man is discriminated against; the woman is prostituted; and the great masses of Chicanos, Puerto Ricans, and Latin Americans are scorned, exploited, and humiliated? How can they do this — the bosses of an empire where the mafia, gambling, and child prostitution are imposed; where the CIA organizes plans of global subversion and espionage, and the Pentagon creates neutron bombs capable of preserving material assets and wiping out human beings; an empire that supports reaction and counter-revolution all over the world; that protects and promotes the exploitation by monopolies of the wealth and the human resources of whole continents, unequal exchange, a protectionist policy, an incredible waste of natural resources, and a system of hunger for the world?

This went to a cringe or rekt you decide.

Alright, i'll have my way with your body, and by that i mean cutting it into pieces and feeding it raw to the poor

I feel my belief in sacrifice and struggle getting stronger. I despise the kind of existence that clings to the miserly trifles of comfort and self-interest. I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened.

Bite my shiny squicky asshole

Show me the goods lover lady!

I am a Marxist-Leninist and will be one until the day I die.

sharpie in the pooper?

Sorry cat stepped on my phone. Lol. Sooooo...whatcha thinkin bout?

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

Send it

I hate you and well... i wanted it to be a surprise but whatever.... gonna murder you in your sleep tonight

kill yourself whale

Dam di dam damn

First of all, allow my client Kareem Dennis
Simplify his messages and dissect the evidence
That placed him on the terror list, spread the lies of television
My client is standing accused of encouraging terrorism
He's promoting peace, far from violent encouragement
I believe it's unjust that this court has summoned him
How can one man rapping, lead to terrorist actions?
This misunderstanding merits a retraction
Accused of calling for attacks on military facilities
You can't equate violence with criticism politically
Where's the freedom of speech?
He's just another young musician who is seeking a dream
My client is accused of inciting racial tension
He's half-Arab, half-English, did I fail to mention?
The media rendered his reputation ruined
Think about how many youngsters he has influenced
To quit a life of crime and do the opposite
Most of the man's tracks are completely devoid of politics
The evidence is unseen, the verdict is a done deed
How can you compare a song to invading a country?
My client isn't hungry for the blood of the people
Since when has making a rap song ever been illegal
Or murderous? The only thing that drives this person is love
I rest my case to the jury and the
merciful judge

Autocorrect like a muhfuh. I was trying to say I miss you, wth?

Fuck what the fuck why never ever dubs you stupid son of a cunt

Kek

Roll for this

I want to suck you dry

Nice tits you muggist

Was funny cause she is a lil thicker

If my cat doesn't stop stepping on my phone I'm gonna go Ned Flanders on bum-diddly-umski. Haha. Seriously, what's good, tho?

I'm so sorry, left my phone while I was gone, guess someone got to it.

Wait a few minutes to send, too. Don't be stupid, maybe even make adjustments to the message to fit your living situation.

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Please send some more nudes

How the fuck did tht work

So where did we go wrong? I thought we had a little chemistry last time we talked.

Nudes or forget about me!

Sex, sex can solve anything

I'm working on that Hanson mix-tape I promised you. What's your favorite way to mmmbop?

Le'ts go to the magic land called "send me nudes!"

Bender is great

Ah, just yanking your chain, sorry about that. How are you doing? Like to meet up soon?

PIG FARTS PIG FARTS YUM YUM YUM. PIG FARTS PIG FARTS HERE I COME

Sometimes i cum wads of dried blood

Re

So you alone? Jk. I can see in your window

Shut up baby, i know you you love me!

RR for RecoveRy

Bois

Nudes or pics of your poop, you decide

Pls dubs

The only true way.

How you and your sexy self been?

No pls

How you and your sexy self been?Fuck yeah I got dubs

Sores healed up, ready to get feeled up.

I'd love to get all hillibilly on them cajigers you got sewed on

Fucking hell. Rolling for

You guys are losing her

Wanna go beat up a nigger?

Alright let's be real, I'm only doing this to get some tits

The one & only. Boney & feeling lonely, looking for a hole even if it's homely.

Its been a while since you shat on my chest ;)

I'm trying so hard here.
Send "Nah, this is (insert your friend's name here)"

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It's me! Your old pal Matt! Remember those nudes i didn't spread all over the internet? Those where great times.... memoriesss

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Sorry I don't seem like my usual self...I think I might be starting my period.

Op here, rollin for this

i want to make love to a schoolboy

I had to reply cause my friends didn't believe someone as beautiful as you texted me

Rolling

Sorry. This bitch I'm fucking now is playing on my phone.

Who dis, BTW?

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Re roll

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Winrar

>it's another ''Cred Forums ruins a perfectly good chance to obtain nudes just for the sake of saying unfunny shit episode''

Getting pretty tired of this rerun to be quite honest with you

Never will i ever

Might be game over

Sorry op. You're done.

Send dem tiddies gurl

Never dubs but check them trumps

Yes!

Rolling for
Listen here, bitch. You need to shut that trap and show me that brown eye mmmmmmmmmmm

If I still had the oc I woulda shared it. Ill share the next one I'm working on now. OP here

Yeah. They're fake 99.9% of the time, but even so. This is just autistic.

You gotta text that.

This shit right here sure anything can be said but nudes are fundamental if they actually look good can't people actually try

No, man. Burning bridges is way more fun.

Wait I'm finishing up med school and for my thesis I have to analyze various samples of caudal vertebrae from the general population. You'd be a perfect subject if you could send me a picture, patient confidentiality will be withheld, of course.

Muh, dick...muh, dick.

Doubt ill get a response

I'm talking about actual hot girls there are plenty of girls to fuck with but even if the actual attractive girls are crazy, stupid or get mad easily can't someone get nudes and while there are real white knights who fuck up shit the rest do it to piss everyone off

Look...I'm sorry. I've just been extremely depressed lately. I just want someone to talk too.

winrar but this ones gay

I think op left. rip.

Look, you texted me, right?

You down for something or what?