What's the most homosexual thing you've ever done in your entire life?

Nice get

Jack off to some gay shit, talk gay on kik, etc.

But mainly came here to say, if Cred Forums is -actually- getting shut down, I recommend 8ch (d0t) net's cuteboys board. Just sayin

>be 20
>Post ad on Craigslist
>Next thing you know I'm sucking one guy off and his roommate is fucking me in the ass

Met up with the other guy a few times after that. He came in my ass both times. That was pretty gay looking back on it

Looked another man in the eye during a retail transaction.

Jerked off next to the front desk guy at a hotel (in my room). Was gonna let him suck me, but remembered I'm not a faggot.

>posted ad on craigslist
>got response, texted a bit
>went to apartment
>sucked each others dicks for an hour or two
>leave

>come back another day
>starts like before
>he tastes bad, didn't shower
>I don't want to suck it, and I wanted to try anal anyway
>ask him to lube it up and stick it in me
>lying on my stomach, he puts it in
>hurts, but don't want him to stop
>switch to doggy, much better
>felt good, almost came, would have if he lasted longer
>he can't get it back up, so he blows me
>He swallows my cum and I leave

Have only done it once, but will probably do it again soon.
Also trying to get a threesome going with two girls I know.

Did you say no homo after?

>be me
>be hard as a rock
>horny as hell
>text my fuck buddy Christina
>"Wanna fuck? Horny as hell and I want to bust one inside you."
>"lol srsly?"
>"yes im serious, get your ass over here, unless you're 'busy'."
>"no. Im not busy. Are you sure though?"
>"get over here and suck this dick. You know you want it."
>"yes I do daddy. Ill be right over"
>waiting
>10 minutes later
>knock at door
>go down the stairs
>"God damn you got her fast you must want this dick real..."
>See my gym friend Chris standing there.
>takes me a second
>"dude I totally never would have guessed..."
>"shit..."
>"oh god. No. Oh jesus."
>"man I'm totally sorry. I thought I was texting Chrissy."
>akward silence
>what the hell
>"aww fuck it, you still down?"
>"shit yeah man."
>pushes me back and closes the door behind him
>drops to his knees and starts sucking on my dick.
>best blowjob ive ever gotten in my life.

Me and my best friend growing up used to do gay things with each other all the time from kissing, playing with each others butts, dicks, sucking, you name it. This was before we hit puberty so we didn't even know what we were doing. He stopped talking to me around the time we turned 18 and he got a girlfriend for no reason and I feel like it's cause he was ashamed of what we did. Which sucks cause I wouldn't have minded talking to him if it bothered him enough to destroy our friendship.

Typed that out poorly. Didn't mean he got a gf for no reason, mean he stopped talking to me for no reason.

you can't get more gay that this

Jerked off my friend's dick when I was 12

from 13 to 15 I would suck my friend off casual, was pretty awesome, two to three times a week

I drive a Saturn

I got fucked in the ass through a glory hole.
would you like to know more?

Me and my friend were high as fuck and decided to make out just to have the experience.

sucked my boyfriends dick

Fuck yes I love gloryholes

have you been tested for aids?

put lipstick on my asshole and kissed a dick with it

well then AMA user

>On Sunday night in Amsterdam (just this last Sunday) I had a threesome with 2 lady boys.

>Went in for 1 philipino with a big cock. When I was on all fours the other one walked in and tried to get me to pay another 50 euros to get fucked by her (him). Ended up getting spitroasted.

>Honestly they fuck hard and don't care. Was literally crying.

straightfag here. I have a bad Dragon Dildo I love to fuck my ass with. I use it so often it's no challenge for my to take the knot. then as I'm about to cum, I make it squirt a huge load of cumlube inside me to really push me over the edge.

i've been blown by dudes a few times, i've sucked one briefly

>bad Dragon Dildo

which one?

well i made out with this guy for 5 hours straight while on acid. then he blew me. and i made out with him more. then i started dating him. then the next weekend we repeated this. and plan to do this again.

Touched my penis

suck a cock then get fucked in the ass by a random guy on the internet. it was enjoyable.

I got the nova since the design and texture looked interesting, but I really want to add the Chance to my collection; I've got a bigtime horsecock fetish.
>pic related something else I've got to try

Be gay.

Showed dick to my neighbor friends when five and again when eight.

Got sucked off by a friend whom is gay. Tried to fuck on a whim but I wasn't into it and it was abandoned.

Met a guy on kik and got sucked and I fucked him but didn't cum because lost interest.

Sometimes when I'm taking a shit, I feel some tingling on the back of my spine.

Got convinced by the baby sitter than sucking cock was part of the cool kids club. I truly hope to kill him one day.

Send nudes to a gay friend.

>All done with a neighbour friend when I was 12/13 and him 15/16
>mutually jerked each other
>i blew him often and swallowed, he also blew me but not as often
>he fucked my ass with his sister's hairbrushes for a week or two before fucking me in the shower one night at a sleep over.
>he moved away 2 weeks later and I havent heard from him or been gay since :)

me and my cousin are about the same age and when we were younger we constantly kissed and sucked eachothers dicks and would lick eachothers buttholes is it gay tho since it was so long ago?

Had anal sex with a guy. Had I not called "no homo", I may have converted to homosexualism.

had my dick sucked by a guy in the bathroom at school

got married to another dude

seems fake, I'm still gonna fap thanks bro

holy shit wanna kik about that? im dutch fag wanna know more add me shizzle1979

posted on a in Cred Forums.

Blowjob and swallowed. Fucked in this ass and got creampied. Hard over gay porn. Love stretching asshole imagining big monster cock uncut

No you're still a faggot

fucked a tranny

jacked off with my cousin when we were like 12 and havent spoken of it since.

visited this 70yr old old guy at his home, he put me in a pillory naked, and put in a condom. made me suck his dick for an hour

Sucked a cock - and fucked the guy... Just once, but I think about it all the time

dated a girl for a few months and kissed her a few times. Always wanted to explore more but never really got the chance to do so.

Jerked it to guys like this on occasion. But I don't like people, so there's a snowball's chance in hell that I'd fuck anyone, period.

>be me
>be in high school in 9th grade around 15 years old
>have close friend
>we do everything together, always hanging out, have similar interests, etc
>I'm chubby, 5inch dick, slightly hairy
>he's skinny twink, 8 inch dick (seen it while peeing together), hairless, even faint eyebrows
>we smoke weed outside the school in the woods before school starts or during lunch
>one day during lunch we both go to woods to get high
>get high
>it's wet and cold outside, cloudy little droplets of rain coming down
>he suggests that we cuddle to stay warm
>before hand he has joked about dressing him up like a cheerleader and fucking him. Pretty sure it was more than just a joke
>suggests that we cuddle to stay warm
>he comes over and sits in my lap
>get immediate hard on as his soft ass is rubbing on my cock
>I push him off as he moves off as we are both unsure and scared
>nothing else happens

>mfw that's the closest I got to having a gay experience that I really wanted to have but chickened out of.
>mfw I'll never be able to suck on his big cock and take all his cum in my mouth after I fucked him in the ass while he wears lipstick and a cheerleaders uniform

Do it while you're young lads, because once you get older, you'll be a giant faggot if you do shit like that.

When I was 7 I took turn sucking another kid off, gay kid stuff

yeah guess so.
Wanna fuck then?

bump

Huh. Weird, I also had a friend like that. He had long hair and everything, and now that I look back, he was practically begging for a fuck or two. To this day, I don't know why nothing legitimate happened.
>nigga liked to tackle me though
>a lot

Except I was black and he was white, when it was cool to be black. And my dick was still pretty thick then.

Looked at this pic...

>be me
>bi
>have fucked several guys but have always wanted to take it further
>post on Craigslist saying I want to be gangbanged
>get a message from 5 men between 46 - 55 saying they're interested in making me their boy slut
>I agree and meet with them at a motel
>I arrange that as soon as I walk in they'll manhandle me
>go to their room and they're all there naked
>one guy grabs me straight away and undress' me
>rest come over and stuck making me suck their cocks
>all continue face fucking me
>bend me over and take turns fucking me bareback while the rest take turns using my mouth
>2 guys finish in my ass and the rest in my mouth
>did the same thing another 5 times
>wasfun.jpg

How is AID's treating you?

Thats pretty gay

Never once had an STD. I usually play safe but all these men were straight and married so I knew I'd be ok.

How did you manage to remove
" (OP)#"
From your quote?

almost do something with a very older man

>To this day, I don't know why nothing legitimate happened.
for us I think it was just being scared and not wanting to be a "faggot"
but looking back at it, I think if we had done it, I wouldn't have the urges I have now, and honestly he's the only guy I ever think about sexually.

I should also clarify he sat on my lap for a good 30 seconds before it became "uncomfortable"
I have jerked off to that memory many, many times. I could feel his soft ass has he squirmed around on my cock as well held each other. It was such a sexual moment I wish I could go back and start kissing him, but alas, it's too late.

No greentext because fuck you.

Went to jail for coke
Bunked with 1 guy similare age
Relise he is a butt boy straight away
Take ownership
Fuck him daily
2 of the gaurds in therr were creeps and watched
Sucked his cock a few time but i was always top.
Didnt get aids
Havent fucked a guy since ive been out

>but all these men were straight and married so I knew I'd be ok.

Believes random dudes from Craigslist
Sorry user but you lost at life user

Gayest thing I've ever done
>Be 13-14
>Already got a good field of pubes
>I'm a man now
>Talking with a friend (let's call him Kyle in honor of the new season of south park) about girls
>Kyle is a fucking know it all with no actual experience
>But I listen to him because I mistake his confidence for actual experience
>Tells me that girls hate guys with pubes
>That's why all the grown men shave theirs
>"Oh fuck, I have pubes, guess I got to get that shit fixed"
>Have no idea how to do that shit
>Figure I'll just use the razor my mom uses for her legs
>Get in the shower
>No shaving cream here
>fuck it, decide to use shampoo
>After about 30 minutes I'm done
>Didn't go over painless
>Tons of small cuts but at least my cock and balls are nice and smooth for the ladies
>Over the next days I experience something that would change me forever
>The itch
>I itch my balls like it's a werewolf about to transform
>I itch them at the dinnertable
>I itch them at school
>I itch them all night
>My life is one big itch
>Get tons of red bumps
>Oh man, I fucked up
>Fucking Kyle fucked me on this with his advice
>Skip a day or to ahead
>Me and Kyle are hanging out with his female cousin and a couple friends of her
>His cousin had been showing pictures of me to a friend of hers
>She had been into me for months before I even met her
>Kyle's cousin informed me of this
>But I could never expect that she would try to jump my dick as soon as we got alone
>I had just gotten my first kiss a month ago
>I wasn't prepared for this
>Plus my genitalia looked like fucking Freddy Krueger atm
>She starts going for my dick
>I get worried she might think I have aids or genital acne or some shit
>Need an excuse
>"Uhm, sorry I'm gay"
>She gets upset and leaves
>what the fuck did I just do
> MFW she tells everyone
>I leave in shame
>Kyle runs after me laughing his ass off
>Explain and blame him for the situation
>Never got to live it down
>Got laid at 19 instead, with a full glorious beard on my dick.

And this is how you successful do jail

Watched Evangelion

QUADS DEMAND YOUR ASS

She's called Eva Angelina you dumbass.

And how is that even gay?

I had sex with another man in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Can't tell if bait or just retard.

This piercing I got is pretty gay.

>a good 30 seconds
Huh. Probably the same deal for me, I guess. Guess it probably is too late, too. Though, because of muh race and where I live, it'd be really easy to go to some venue and find a couple of handsome (?) dudes who I could probably lift over my shoulder. Or girls.

Cause you know, girls and stuff. Totally not trying to literally pick up twinks or anything.
>shit
I think maybe I'm just bored of getting girls. I think making some cute faggot gasm his brains out would be worth doing at least once.

your life's a fucking mess

Underrated post

Sucked and fucked 2 random black guys in a public parking lot dressed in a fishnet dress with black panties. Came inside both of my holes. Immediately got a test because that was the most stupid thing I have ever done and I'm glad it came back negative.

Awkward, fully clothed humping. We were ~11.

I dont know why but this story made me chuckle quite a bit.

Played footsie with my friend when he was "sleeping" then jerked off while sniffing his feet. I'm pretty sure he wasn't sleeping but I don't care

Gave two of the counselors (HS kids) BJs at camp when I was 12

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Счастья народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметём!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведём!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!

Rough translation

"In Russia, I heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Russian mafiaboss need new heart. I do operation. But... mistake! Russian mafiaboss die! Rusian mafia very mad! I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money! Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl. Save. Life. My big secret: I kill Russian mafiaboss on purpose. I good surgeon. THE BEST!"

Me and beat friend used to jerk off together when we were 13
He gave me a bj once
Stayed straight till i was 19
Needed money
Older guy i worked with was wierd creepy 35
Offered me 200 $ to jerk off in front of him
Did it
Offered again this time i was naked at his place on his kitchen bench jerking and he offered another 100 to cum on his sandwich
Did it
Again same thing at his place anf he wanted to play with my cock
500 to cum in his mouth
Did it
1000 to get fucked by him
Did it
Feels bad man

When I was in high school my older brother thought he was gay so he used to suck my dick under the desk all the time while I would play Counter Strike on the computer.

>8 years ago
>24 y/o but boyish looking (more like 17 y/o)
>starting as a university freshman
>Be navy vet with multiple tours
>joining freshman initiation camp
>2nd night beer games party, everyone smashed at 7pm
>Still pretty sober because it was my day to help do the dishes
>Senior girl asks me if i can make a round through the room where the party is taking place, to make sure no bottles are left from the afternoon.
>ok
>Wearing this oversized XXXL shirt every freshman has to wear + an apron because of the dishes, looking silly
>open the door and walk into this drunk senior guy in the middle of the doorway
>he should have been graduated a couple years ago type
>loudmouthed
>constantly picking on freshman
>We stand close together in the middle of the doorway
>Pulls this gay act, with the intention of intimidating me into backing off while having a good laugh with his friends
>ohthisroutine.jpg
>Dont want to be intimidated by this asshole
>Fuck it.. ill just play along..
> He notices his act isn't working
>He comes to stand even closer and starts acting more gayish, puts his hand on my chest
>Put my hand on his hand
> See him thinking...what now?
>He bows in for a kiss, expecting me to back off
>Bow towards him
>Suddenly kissing each other mouth to mouth
>Hear his friends whhoooing
>I put in a little tongue for the fun of it
>He backs off a little confused
>walk past and collect the empty bottles

This was the most homosexual thing in my life an a pretty fun experience

Denying yourself pussy.. while not an act of homosexuality, is pretty fucking gay.