Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Calamity-masu'd

Actually I named him Smoke because he's black and grey.
Pic Related ^^

>Eru

>7799
Nice double dubs
Hey! What's up? ChesCat seems really rapey

Neppu be cute

Oh, sorry, I didn't read. I guess I'm going to sleep soon as well but decided to stop by first

I just want to have a good sleep :(
Tired. Bit sure if that's good or bad. No school tomorrow so I can sleep add much as I want, which will likely end up being very little
My Cheshire also dies. Twice

final claim before bed goodnight waifu

[shinoa]
Looks like some have been missing me too. Now I feel even worse for leaving in the first place but it's good to be back.
[esdeath]
I like talking with you too. We can both be cute pups then
[ruby]
Well I'm really glad to hear you're feeling that way, but I wasn't referring to you guys :/
[alice]
Yeah I think they actually are

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nia

kek thanks akame going to sleep goodnight

This sounds terrible. Who killed your Cheshire cat? I'll fok him up.

beep boop

oh fuck me ;w;

Night Essy

Oh, right, it's late.
My internal clock has been majorly fucked.

Just saying I still have claim on 3rd world Gasai!

That seems to be a common thing to do. Thread been slow all day
Sounds like telling them would be the right choice then
Vincent, then he technically becomes a demon and was going to kill me and everyone else. I'm okay with him dying that time

IS DOGE WOOF WOOF!

It'll be the best sleep you've ever gotten~

Comet or kypto
>that pic
I'll buy you a drink

>mama bear
>white waifu
>winter is primarily white colored
I wouldn't have guessed it ',:^)
I could try something
>another cute pic

Good chersire cat. Good~
Hooray! I haven't been on the site for awhile. Besides the art, any new girls? And have you been busy?

Oh

>plushie
That makes sense

Hey hey hey! I like you
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Bring in through love!

>lick
I'm off to bed now, farewell
>nuzzles stomach

>kisses your forehead

Goodnight sweetie~

SPACE DOG GO BORK BORK.
>I'm gonna get him a collar so I can take him on missions
>HE GON RIP SOME ARMS OFF
Smoke is a gud doggo.
>No Arms For The Enemy.

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>chersire cat
y tho
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>okay with cheshire cats dying
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Like this?
>Kyun~

Oh God. Kung Pao chicken was a bad idea last night

What? Lol

I'm sorry, cheshy
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The great smuggers

>beep boop

When was it ever?

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>best sleep you've ever gotten
That's not seeing much. I sleep very poorly
*pets Shizuru kitty*
If it comes down to Alice or X, I will kill X every time!
Was suppose to be as. My phone is ass though


I'm going to sleep now. Good night

Lately I just haven't been joining thread that much, so I had some spare time and decided to use it here. And yeah, thread is slow, which is good for me so I can watch anime and keep up with it

Scythes sisters huh~! I like you too then~
I need more Ruby x Shinoa

Q T
T
S-Stop~

I'll just have to get over it I guess.

MAKE HIM THE MOST LOVABLE SAVAGE THE GALAXY HAS EVER SEEN!

thanks, is she wew in this one too

>ill rekt you
>I'll REKT you
you just played your self

which yuno are you

Smoke is a horrifying dog, he does not believe in mercy.
HE'S ADORABLE AS HE TEARS THE ENEMY LIVES IN FEAR OF HIS DEADLY NOSE! He'll sniff you out and tear you to bits!~

Night!
>Pyun~!
Wut? Also I think it's the third one.

Well I did feel in a similar way when I left the other day and I'm glad I didn't do the same error another time
It's going smooth I'm happy. Goodnight!
Haha reminds me of something shinoa would say

Okay it's rape time. Bend over punk -_-
You shall get good rapes

If the pet dies on the mission its gone forever btw

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Yeah, that's why I'll stick close to him and revive him as needed. Smoke will never die.
HEROES NEVER DIE!

MINE

Claiming Felix

Fellow scar waifu

CLAIMED

Hey now, you know I can't resist cuteness
NEPPU STOPPU

Same error? What do you mean? What happened (if you don't mind me asking)?

Wew Kurumi

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Goodnight everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Hello hano. What's up?

I love your outfit in that pic. Reminds me of a certain smug girl~
Same here. But this is the only one i found besides the death battle one

Not okay. Time for some excuse not to shown up:^)

OH! Rims world

Maybe it is something she would say

Good ones you say?~
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Slyvie a cute

>Heroes never die
Tatsumi, Leone, Mien, Ravac, Aniki, Schere, Chelsea all died and were heros
>inb4 Goonie never say 'die'

Night

>shinoa

GOOD! SWEEP THE LEGS, NO MERCY!

I wish. If I wanted to call out, my deadline to do so was...2 hours ago.

Not-as-good-as-Chesh/10
Yes, the make-you-feel-good kind

Writing a paper on ethics and morality. Then, more League to play

>demoted to Bronze 4 yesterday

>Insert something ending in yun here~

Ooga Booga?

>muh ethics muh moralties
Fucking plebs what is #anarchism

Certain smug girl should get dressed as certain red girl someday~
I swear to god Shinoa and Ruby are the best qts for me

May as well not watch Akame Ga Kill anymore now that I've been spoiled. Twice.

What did I ever do to you? ;w;
>dies

Nein! Warframe!~
BITE THE LEGS!~
>Mfw sweep the legs with your melee weapon is the most effective attack.

I was panicking again for no reason and I started being a little bitch on twitter (worse than on here would you believe that). I was really ashamed of things I've said and the way I acted for a small period of time so I deleted my account.
reminded me of this
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>akame

Thats the shipping pic that holds great power

third claimer? alright then

hi third yuno claimer

ill steal her from you

a scar is subpar

Meow?

Don't lie to yourself, she's so cute

*steals fish with my mouth out of your mouth*
My fish, pleb

Late response, but I love having cute pictures of my waifu. Naturally, everyone else in /waifu/ does.

No.

Sure thing!
>~

>get on my level

Rip .-.
Would some energy drink help out with the night shift?

Would you whisper sweet nothing in my ears?~

Remind me. What are you going for again? That's a lot of writing

>rip. How bad is that?

Oh that certain smug girl would look adorable with the certain red girl's outfit~
Agreed. Both are adorable and both have scythes

I'm sorry! You said dog not Kubro!

Oooh i see now! Lmao
I thought I was getting shipped

Oh no its fine dude. I understand lol. Which reminds me of a qott

Oh, well, was it really that bad? Even then, it's just social media, I don't think it can be THAT bad. Are you feeling better now though?

So what's up?

Best woman claimed

Claiming best girl

3DPD

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I know people who've haven't watched the Goonies...
No, just sexy-talk. But you'll love the rape.
That ain't Cheshy

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SHOWING MERCY!

Nah, it's not really a tired, more so of it's gunna be a boring night just like last night.

Nothing much, tonight is a no sleep night, so, I'm staying awake until sunrise. What about you?

Is liking scythes a fetish maybe? :^)
Scythes are so cool when animated in a series. There's so much the artist can do with them, possibilities are pretty endless.
>and yes, it'd look cute af, we need that to happen

I know, but its basically a space dog!~
Top Check'd
MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK AND THE CAPTURE TARGETS.

Business. Accounting and Economics mostly. Computing if either two don't work out. I'm just doing this paper because it's compulsory.

>Bronze 5 is the lowest rank you can achieve
>Can't manage to climb past Bronze 3
>Literally ripped my hair out in frustration as the team I played with yesterday throws the lead, leading to a loss and my demotion.

>smuggers
>Rory-sama isnt there
Wat

Sickles are superior in every way.

I mean, there's butterface, and then theres face got smashed by bricks. This bitch is the latter.

Space cats look better

Aghh this is why I should wait for replies.
I think I'm going to sleep soon, gonna watch one last episode of Akame Ga Kill and that's it for me I think, I'm dead tired
Why are you having a no sleep night though? You need sleep eventually

Except that they're not

>Ruby

Rory isn't anywhere near as smug as Chesh
Sickles represent the motherland, tovarish

it is
That would've been awkward
For me it was. Anyway yeah I'm better now thanks

Goodnight husbando

>It's n-not me it's m-my team!

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Accept your fate, you're never going to get out of bronze.
Sleep is for suckers, so is school.

Anyone else staying up a bit later than normal to see niggers riot?

Same Seaport that posted months ago?

Why is it that I get so distracted at night?

how?

because night is for the tight

Correct. I'm back!

>not playing Dota
Feeling the BURN of playing League, eh?
Shiro????
I think he is

I'm okay with this since it's you. And cheshy, play nice or no pets
>do you have a telegram?

Nothing at all?

Let's find out ',:^)
Agreed like in this gif for example
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>not only cute drawings of the two together, we need some kickss pics cause those two can more than just handle themselves

Makes sense. What type of Kubro is it?

Wew. Best of luck dude

>wew it's that bad? Hair you say? Whoa!

We could share nicknames

Yes it would

Oh yeah hey mama bear. Do you have a telegram?

Meh, I like Space Doggo, he looks cute and is good at his job.
Chesa, he's my first ^^

You
Fucking
Wat

You are too hard on her :(

please to explain this? why so much of a fuck going on? explanation is new to needed now. how does it do?

Pic related would have loved to talk with you again if he still posted.
I hope you're doing well, user.

Well, he is indeed.

Stay that way then well, we know that already anyways, don't we? :^)

I respect that people like her, but do not blatantly lie that she looks good when she has a face that looks like it got jackhammered.

Sadly, I don't.
What happened to him?

If Nasus and Swain work like they used to ~year ago, you can't go wrong with either one and should be able to carry teams alone.
Quitting the game would be the best option though.

Cheshires character is canonically smug.
Speaking of Holstaur, where did he go?
Sickles are best

huh? Well, both Shinoa and Ruby have scythes as main weapons. Is that it?

How do you even attack with a sickle? Maybe I'm just getting the wrong idea, but aren't them short?

It's hard to pin the blame on yourself when you're the 22/8 Lucian

I take League very seriously.

The hard throw made me feel like shit, but ultimately I'm just more determined to win now.

>normals are for normies

Playing again today. Gonna carry, gonna win.

>Hanako

But doesn't means it isn't for suckers! Anyway, I can't use my headphones and I'm already feeling sleepy, what should I do?

And you call this not smug?

Hey chef, check this out.
I can't believe being patient actually worked out for once.
He got a meaning of contact with a few people and stopped posting.
You see, there wasn't enough people that he knew around here anymore.

He's still on Steam, currently on Fire School, but he has plenty of free time still.
I miss that guy posting.

Taiga is here!

Meow *pats
Hello Syndra

Micro sleeps are weird

There's more than one. Settle down.

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Don't play bot lane if you want to carry.

Oh. I don't know if he'd ask for my contact, but it seems like I was too late.
That's a bit disheartening, because I like to see him around here.

YOU CAN CAPTURE THEM WHEN THEY'RE DEAD!

Not really. It dies down here quite a bit, all my old friends do is play Overwatch all day and night, and I'm just kinda left with nothing to do.

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I've never heard of that breed before. It sounds new

Scythe sisters

Aww. Holstaur user. I miss him

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>Why yes we do ',:^)

Aw. Okay cause talking to you outside of thread would be nice if you don't have time for thread

Not okay

I'm guessing you don't have a telegram?

Ayy senpai

Taiga ^^
I'm gonna check it out, do a bit of research.

You use it like a scythe basically but it allows for more stealth.
Hello Syndra
I'll take that one too.
Will he ever start posting again?
Is Cheshire is 100%
Rory is 24% goth 26% loli and 50% smug
Nope, sorry cutie
>guy cat
Ew

I do have other means of contact, but I don't know if you have what I do. Anything you can think of?

Challenge yourself by watching porn and not getting a boner, plushie lol

Consider maining only one champ and one role if you want to escape elo hell more easily. That's pretty much what I did up to plat. I main mid (Ahri) and adc (Ezreal) and I've been getting results from that

I know it doesn't, but we still need them, so we're all suckers ;w;

You know what we need? More scythe sisters. That'd be real cool.
>WE NEED TO MAKE A SCYTHE ARMY

Who wants stealth when you can just rampage through everything? :^)

Hello there Eru~ What's up?

Yay!

Aww talking to you ut of thread would be nice

Besides kik, discord and skype? Not really

Hey there Kitten.

But I can already do that!

>705044779
you know it bby
[lewd intensifies]

You's right.
>But the Lotus lady will get mad at me if I slaughter the guy we wanna get info from
My Kubro is really tough now from being with me and my Excalibur frame.
A Chesa is pretty new, they're the "Retriever type" They can open lockers (base 15% chance) and can pick up loot to bring to you. They also slaughter the enemy viciously.
Playin warframe, I got a space doggo ^^

I do have a discord.
#4627

Meoww
Get your own damn fish then, "pleb."

Shut up... sucker.

How are you doing?

oi oi, add me too #6184

You're only mad because I'm right, sucker :^)

>Ruby

I can make a discord if you want
You could get killed a lot easier if you rampage
Mind if I add you?
Gonna steal that one two.
>pleb
It's like you wanna gey raped

Could rory join? Despite the halbred, she's like a mix of shinoa and ruby

What the fuck. For real?

How new? I haven't played it in months. I remember owning a bodyguard one

I couldn't find the numbers itself
Here. @shinoa#3852

That's ruby#6184 right?

You'll make a cute little shinoa happy
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I want a Shizuru kitty to give pets to. Now I'm sad :(

>all these people doing discord now

THEN THE SOLUTION IS TO KILL THE LOTUS LADY AS WELL!

Kinda so-so. Gunna leave to work a bit early to stop and get some food.

To a decent extent, yes. I just choose to get it because it's more fun.

>Be back soon-ish everyone

nigger

Oh yeah, I had forgotten about Rory kek. And sure thing
>Boxxy#6184

I'm going to sleep y'all. Too tired, see you soon!

I should stop.

I'll just eat my fish now.

I suppose you could try, it probably won't get much done though.
Me too.

If you want.
Didn't work for me either. I don't know why, but it never worked for any other friends I've added either.

Fuck off Mavis, you're a cunt and no one likes you

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Why so much hate on Mavis? She seems pretty chill to me.

I'm going to bed, night guys ^^
>Shiet I'm tired.

Update 17, July 31st 2015.
But she's TOO STRONK
She'll fuck my shit.
>Plus she pays me

No crying kitty Shizuru. I will give you many fish and head pats now

Mavis is a fucking nigger.

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Mmkay

Be safe then senpai

Hello lewd one
Hello
Can i get one?

But, that pic said we are the niggers though.

Goodnight scythe sister

Aw :(

Goodnight Eli!
Wew thats accurate

Digi-sword

I have fish for you as well Syndra
I'm quite white

Whats that supposed to mean?
Thanks.
TheCheshy#3701
Can I pet the fellow kitty? I'll give you one of my fish.

Smuggalicious

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Holy shit, I just realized that you need to type in the username along with the tag. Sorry for the confusion.
Krakorov#4627

Forgot to post image. I really wanted to get it off of my chest, seems like.

We all are little niggers on the inside.

I do like head pats...
Of course, Master~
Who knows

I have no nigger-y qualities though. I work hard, I don't steal, I'm honest, I like cops and I don't do drugs
Don't we all

Shinoa~
The chat isn't working

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I think that had something to do with countries or something like that.
~Neptune

I'm going to go back to sleep I guess to. Good night Laura