Post ITT or I'll visit you tonight

Post ITT or I'll visit you tonight.

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Fuck off

pls do...
im lonely ;_;

Nice nipples faggot

Come get me Niger

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Oo la la

Holy Trips, Fuck Satan,

no

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itt

Woah

fuuck

Sounds kinky

penis

(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

m or f

Hot damn, you could cut diamonds with those nipples

must be cold

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And do what, make a scary face at me? With your arms in that fucking flesh colored morph suit, you're not gonna do shit. The worst you could do is take an eyeball out with those diamonds on your chest.
>Try me faggot

K

This shit is fucking cancer. Stop responding, you retards.
Reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

rape me senpai

Hey there im busy, maybe some other time? Alright see you later! *blocks spoopy ghost things number*

It is an honor, your majesty.

How to make moms spagethi:
1.Pour 8 cups of water into a pot
2. Boil the water
3. Put 500 gr of spagethi in th pot, 2 tbs of salt and 2 of oil, wait for 7 minutes

user continues with sauce, literally

k

It is an honor, your majesty

I'll be waiting with my rape mask on. I'm going to fuck the shit out of that thing

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Banana

:(

piss off porcelain

here's a post

Dd

You'll fit in with all my other hallucinations :(

nice nips, nigger

aaaaaaaaaa

I'm not even sure what that is

Wut

spooky dookie

K

will i get a bj if u do?

no

Do you do anal?

i cum pizza sauce

Fine

I love Silent Hill Delivery

Thank god! I've been waiting to make a pizza, but I can't use just ANY sauce! I need the goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood stuff!

aigfht

asdfasd

Posting ITT.

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Wqr

Cool, I'll get the lube.

noooo

...nobody likes you

Fine

Bitxh

L

Fine, I'm bored.

ok

I'd kick your ass you have no fucking arms

Works for me.
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Please do.
I haven't felt another person's touch in years.

kek aight

Whatever

Damn

Safe

It is an honor your majesty

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Mem

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Lol

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thanks for the ear rape

closest thing I got
take the offering

fuck you

what

asdf

fggh

the fuck is that?

Bring it

fuck you nigger

K

oh shit pls no

Plz no

Please cum visit me

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kek

benedict cumberbatch?

No

So much pasta itt

Burgers

no pls

My penis cries.

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nice fucking try

You can't fool me with that