What's Cred Forums smoking tonight?

I smoke Marlboro, you smoke cock.

Couple of these, then a few hits of some weed

clove cigs and a little kush :)

27s

I don't smoke because I'm not a scumbag little big who can't handle his own life.

I bet you're the kind of pussy who rewards himself with a smoke after every basic task

What should I smoke, master of cigs?

They're good once in a while, but I can never commit to a whole pack.

turkish royals are good
those are a once in awhile buy. mediocre

This. OP is a faggot

/thread

Where you at?

Marlboro tastes like DMT mixed with fertilizer. I'm good with dick bro.

Yup, this.

Right on. Everyone here is practically addicted to these. I've seen some people go through maybe half a pack a day

Camel 99s and some weed. Life is good.

Your whore mother.

You smell awful.

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my go to.
Ill switch to luckys or vantage sometimes.

John?

What's the deal with those? I never see them anywhere except maybe a Kroger that has a tobacco section once in a while. Why does the internet love these?

Nah man

This because it's all I can afford, you pretentious
spoon fed bitch nigger

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cocks

hipster cigarette

Pendleton in Oceanside right now

Nice, i like those as well

>why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch

Because its coated in sugar fuckwit. They're probably good smokes.

try bronsons dude. cheap and theyre better than fuckin eagles

used to smoke these. great cig
too damn expensive though

now i vape like a fucking fag :[

it would be way cheaper to buy some Top or other rolling tobacco and just roll your own.

He did more than marijuana

They are a very good cigarette, though. I always
delight when I find one in the many ashtrays I'm
forced to butt because I'm so poor....

I quit in 2012. You should too.

I bet you're the kind of faggot who keeps railing to ban cigarettes because you don't have the mental capacity to cope with the fact that some adults might like shit other than what you do.

Whoops. I mean, I'm so impressed by your massive testicles.

>forced

Kill yourself

I don't recognize the brand and I know every cheep brand around here (Longview, WA).
We must not have them...

It's true though...

They're purportedly additive free; I know I cough up less black phlegm compared to smoking camels. Taste is comparable, somewhere between a camel and a red, throaty and mellow, a little harsh but not overly so.

Pretty good. Bit more expensive but worth the extra dollar or two.

Hipster trash

I can't fucking find Luckys where I live.

I fucking hate rollies. I've smoked for so long that those things just don't seem to affect me...

Taste like shit and take forever to smoke

kill yourself twice

Would you believe it if I told you that Eagle 20s are like 7 bucks a pack, to boot?

smoking kills

Des Moines, IA. maybe its just this area

Seconding

This

You smoke newports

I can't find cigs that expensive...

Dude same smokes

Fuck off moralfag

yeah thats the thing with luckys. i hope you come across them.

>Having an unhealthy habit and trying to make it 'a tiny bit less bad'
Go order a salad from Mcdonalds, faggot

not here they arent. 5$

That's grilling you fucking inbread

malb red blacks because fuck paying more than 6 for smokes

No shit, Sherlock?

I never would have guessed without your wise insight.

Yes and no.
Smokers are to a degree hardasses because they sustain a toxin (or seven) in their body while performing the same tasks as most of society.

They usually die sooner, but the accepted stick here is usually something about old age being shit anyway.

Pall malls first slogan was "An elegant way to commit suicide"

so youre the mother fucker that keep getting the last pack

Just got done buttin' actually

Got a good haul...

Yuma, main side. My SDI is Avi over there

Over $8 here :(

I have seen those actually, but only in the ashtrays I butt, can't remember the quality

> thinks a salad from McDonalds is somehow, magically not a salad just because of who made it

There's one store I found that carries them, but it's on the opposite end of my city (big-ass city) and when I was over there last they were fresh out.

I've heard that if God smoked cigarettes, they would be his choice, so I wanna try them and see if they live up to the hype, then be an asshole and insist they don't.

Lamb's Breath

>inbread

Kek

It's not my favorite flavor. It's not awful tohugh, and it's about the best I can get for store-bought around here.

The best cigarette I've ever had is from a tobacco store in west las vegas. Can't remember the name of the place, but I got a carton rolled on the spot for like, sixteen bucks. Burned slow, but not as slow as AS. Lasted me two weeks. Freshest, most robust, and tasty tobacco I've had the chance to smoke.

There's a smoke box on the side

same

>don't burn up right away
>no added chemicals

No shit I actually think both of those are on the box somewhere. You are a quick one.

what does the engraving on the lighter mean?

I smoke Marlboro Lights 100's.
Started smoking in Iraq while on guard (Army), and have kept smoking about 1-3 a days since for around 6 years.

I don't think they sell lucky filters across the pond. They've got them in droves old England way is what I heard

You're mentally ill attempting to self medicate.

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Rollies nigga its cheaper

theyre definitely the best that ive had. that being said, its still a fucking cigarette.

I bees in Washington state. Where you be?

(since legalizing marajauna we all speak nigger here)

>moved to seattle
>$9 for a pack of Marlboro
>FUCK THAT
>quit for a month now

My cardio is coming back now back. I'm running 7 minute miles, and feel a lot better than going through 60 beers a week, and a pack a day.

I'd love to smoke, I'm going to dive school soon, and that shit will kill me a lot sooner than later.

Just my 2 cents. Y'all do you.

Gee how'd you guess?

fuller flavor than eagles. i guess the only reason i dont like eagles is that theyre too light for me.

Someone is a poorfag

Mississippi

I said nothing to that effect. I commented on it being a tasty cigarette, for the lack of a better option. You, sir, are a faggot.

I'm totally fine with unfiltered.

I usually smoke either Turkish Royals like OP, Marb Reds (I alternate so I don't get tired of one taste) cigars (the real shit, not swishers) or pipe tobacco.

There was a while where I was smoking unfiltered rollies as my EDS.

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>not even the almost mildly acceptable type of bum that rifles on occasion for a smoke just to change up the harsh outdoor life
>squirrels a bunch of ungodly smelling garbage back to his stovetop in section housing

Kill yourself three times

Litterly the harshest cig I've ever smoked... going from marb blacks to this very suprising

never seen those. how are they?

Oh yeah. That suck complete ass. I buy them only because I can't stand rollies...

If you ever feel like fucking your lungs up, try an NAS Black.

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my nitta

I'm not homeless you bastard a-hole

Anyone else here smoke this brand?

Full flavor and extremely smooth

That pipe sucks
You suck
Everything about you sucks

finally im not the only faggot that smokes 27s. cashier at the gas station i buy from says im the only one that buys them

Nas black.. get them at dot head marts?

Unfiltered luckys and camels are among my favorites. Kick like a fucking mule, taste great, only downside is they leave shit in your teeth and smoking one is like smoking 2.5 of anything else. I've heard lucky filters are on another level, though. Can't ever find them. Or snuff, for that matter.

I think you've got good taste.

Blew his mind

Who the fuck let you out of the pony and faggot boards?

I don't smoke cause I don't enjoy cancer and want to live long.

It's Latin text that St Benedict used in exorcisms. Look up the Vade retro satana phrase

Keep telling yourself that your McDonald's salad diet is going to make less of a fat sack of shit.

Try homegrown. It will knock you down like raw redman and you'll suddenly realize why Marlboro advertises cowboys and leather clad kickasses.

Nasty nails dude

i dont smoke shorts

Ladies and gentlemen: a hipster

Oh c'mon user! >:3

No shit, read my post carefully you waste of oxygen.

I mean I occasionally roll my own but that doesn't have the kick I've been searching for

Then GTFO and let us slowly kill ourselves in peace, faggot.

Everyone here with an oral fixation

That would be funny if that wasn't a massive dick...

That good good

Homegrown tobacco dweeb.

Marijuana

just because you take a picture of something really close doesnt mean its big..

What are those?

You called me a bum
Bum=homeless
I hope your family dies

Fuckin ok jesus....

A salad is still a fucking salad.
Just don't order chicken or dressing on it.

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what's up with your thumb, tho!?

kek

They're all dead already you weak minded pansy.

What in the slant eyed fuck?!?!?!

Describe the flavor user...

well, at least that made no sense

sweet job, user

Anyone from florida knows what 305s are.... literally the worst cigs on planet earth

Popular smokes here in Japan. The 8 means .8mg of Nicotine

Can we just stop talking about dicks?

>smokers
>hardassess

please tell me you weren't being serious, buddy....

That's pretty cool that they'd put the dosage on there.

Not your buddy, dickbreath

Put down your latte, take off your scarf and shove the pack of smokes up your ass

What does that even mean?

I have little to no social life. I don't frequent galleries, or go to rallies, or galas, or dumpster diving, or sit-ins, or whatever the hell the stereotype is for the silly, vacuous, quasi-insult.

What does it mean? I've mentioned three brands of cigarettes, and judged them by my interpretation based on my tastes. I've smoked many different cigarettes; I like these best.

Do I sit around and talk about how I liked American Spirits before they were cool? I started smoking them per my brother's advice. Do I give off some vibe of effete disdain? Or am I just talking about what I like, in a thread about talking about the shit we like?

Shut the fuck up. Go sit in the corner.

Can anyone tell me the difference between marb reds and marb red special blend???

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Smooth with a not-so-overpowering menthol. If you pop the bubble you get a slight juicy fruit taste for a couple of drags.

Good

Very good

Do you still cry, just sometimes?

Just smoked the last one. Now I will try to quit. Again.

wait, isnt this supposed to be one of those thum / toe threads? a.k.a. the picture of an orc hand holding a madmax dvd??

thumb/toe*

Special Blend is pot stills. Same with 27's and Southern Cuts. They're shit cigarettes made out of the sheared remains of the tobacco leaves and typically flavored. Because they taste like shit.

Turkish royals my niggaaa

Holy shit user
That lighter is so beautiful
How did you get it?

Someone who knows barely shit about most things but attempts to sound like an expert also a little of that 'effete disdain' crap you mentioned.

Look, it's been a long week at school for you, I understand you're probably a little cranky. Just one more day til the weekend, Timmy!

When I feel like crying I use some money and get myself something nice because I deserve it, leech.

Oh yeah...

Why? You already have cancer...

Nice mids, faggot

It's a replica of the DC character John Constatine's lighter. Got it a while back online.

Jesus, no wonder you smoke a fag brand!

You ain't nothin' but a desperate little queer!

Compensate much, you little orphaned, faggo?

If that's all you can afford you probably shouldn't be smoking.

wow

you're just sad, user

...I'm shittalking about cigarettes I like at 1:30 on the internet on a sri lanken daguerreotype bbs, and I'm still bothering to respond to your dumb ass. I like the cigarettes I posted. If you don't, you can fuck off.

Quit 3 years ago, I still want to smoke every fucking day.

pretty good i like em

Well when you put it that way.....

These have always been my favorite

You ever tried to quit?

I can't even afford those most of the time, that's why I butt trays

I don't smoke cigarettes, which are called fags by the way. There is no punch in your first sentence. I think you have to be 'given up' to be orphaned. I'm just the strongest m&m in the pack.

Lemme get to it before the other anons do

FUCKING HISPTER FAGET

Maximum DC, all back emergency.

Sometimes faggot.

any cigar smokers?

Why exactly?

Because I like a cigarette with tobacco that actually tastes good?

HAHAAHHAA

How old are you, dude? By the way: we don't call them fags in the states punk. And if you are American you're obviously a fedora wearing virginal pussy

Have you ever considered an heroing?

Yep, but I'm happy

No

Leave

I want a carton so badly but I'm having such a hard time finding a way to get them into Canada.

Nice dubs.

And your Camel pack is perfectly aligned in parallel relative to the borders of the image.

Congrats, faggot.

See above

So on, so forth

>nuthin' personel, kid

i like the ones with the R better, damn good cigs

You wouldn't be if your whole family died

Which is gonna happen tomorrow

Get Sebastian Bach on the horn

Back when puberty was giving me trouble.

Did you base that soley on the fact that you've never heard of them?

Wow! What a comeback!
Are you a comedy writer?
Have you been recruited by Hollywood yet?

way better than dumb ass cigs lawl

Only decent American smokes I can get around here, and they're still fucking made in Canada.

facetious
[fuh-see-shuh s]
adjective
1.not meant to be taken seriously or literally:
a facetious remark.
2.amusing; humorous.
3.lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:
a facetious person.

Read the thread, I'm on your side

There's at least three of us here

They're called quote arrows, it wasn't a comeback.

Now you've just decided to find out how long it takes for a human ass to fuse with a fat guy chair?

Cigar smoker here. Love LFD

Fight, fight fight

Do you buy them online?

Your body makes sure you have to void enough times during the day to avoid that. Unless you are gross. Which I am not.

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I usually get mine from here.
ciggiesworld.com/lucky-strike-original/

Don't listen to that mean asshole! I smoke cigars too!
Here's a vid of me smoking...

Nice, thanks man

made sense to me. you sound like a spaz.

I didn't see a direct quote in your post, queer

So what were you quoting in your scary funny COMEBACK?

do you gargle semen too?

all of those are awful. lucky strikes aren't found anywhere for good reason

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>NIN pipe

You impossible douche

American spirits are the only cigs I'd care to buy anymore. Their turquoise packs make Marlboros and such taste like chemical crap

Its all there, explaining it would just ruin things for you.

Reznor is a god!

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I agree, but you're still a queer

Ah, the incoherent argument. The last bastion of a dying manchild.

I tried one of those for the first time the other night. Really smooth, slow burning. Is it true about them really using more "natural" ingredients and shit? I mean how would we even know?

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>irony

25% more tabacco in every cig, which is why if you smoke them at the same pace as any other brand you'll hack for a day.

terrible for the bar. Fanfuckingtastic after a deep bong hit.

Perique (black) is my favorite, Turkish (yellow) is good too.

Dirt weed and Marlboros
>gag

When's the last time you fucked your pillow?

You know, the one with the picture of the Japanese boy on it

Kids on ranked ladder

It was that, an icp pipe, korn, or phish. Who's the gay now?
Let's see your smoking apparatus.

Thanks for proving my point, Skyler

What does your mommy think about the pile of
stiff socks under your bed?

Fucking 60 bucks for a half o bro

I used to love those. Tastes like smoking candy canes

You buy them from a Quiktrip don't you.

Same time I was fukin yer mum.

You buy these at Quiktrip

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Move

NOW

There is no underside to my bed. My mom doesn't think about anything. My name is not skyler

There's one of your legendary comebacks again!

I'm a piece of shit

Touché

Straightest thing I've ever seen. Well plAyed good sir.

>There is no underside to my bed

You queer, Skyler?

Thank you for the compliment, and exposing your samefaggery.

Yeah someday...

Still half a grade higher than Eagle 20s.
I hate the fuck outta Pyramids, though...

As queer as you are rich, tooth decay.

No additives and cotton filters, turquoise and gold packs are also organic. Imo you can even smell the difference in a fresh pack.

Never said I wasn't the same guy.

When's the last time you raped a child?

Because it's dirt weed lol

They have a chemical thats basically beaver asshole in them.

You got a real pedophobic thing going...parents disgusted with your lifestyle choices?

Let's pray you don't have kids. Amen

Then I guess that would make you King of All Faggots

As for the tooth decay, I can't help you with that

>Insinuates I'm a pedophile

>Calls me pedophobic

You wouldn't happen to be retarded, would you friend?

Where do you live?

A lil bit beaten up but red 100's will always be favorite (":

Checkd m8

Trips have dubbed me the faggot king. Honor me faggots.

Wait a second... Pyramid non-filter?!?!?!

Where do you live, Saudi Arabia?

Def checked

The gods have blessed this one

No, I live in the US

You been wearin' skinny jeans, hadtya boy?

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You're using them wrong, but I feel like you're getting the hang of it.

North east tn. Yeeeeee haw

I fucking love these.

Fixed

Oh ffs

Second worst cigarette ive smoked. Waaaay too harsh

I do wear skinny jeans but I'm not a guy

Would be smoking kush, but I don't have a fucking lighter atm ffs

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you know the rules

You're a Tard, ain't ya?

Not to mention a boy lover. I hear your dad would really appreciate it if you stopped raping your little brother every other night

Back to babby lunged candy sticks I guess.

menthol virginia slims some bitch left outside after her smoke break

What's your nigger quotient?

Family. Pepsi. What part of this are you failing to absorb?

Nobody cares about your tits, just leave

NOW

Same man. My GF borrowed my car and my dealer came here because he's a cool dude but I forgot to ask for a lighter.

I'll be edgy, rules are meant to be broken so nah

I don't even want to post my tits

best cig my nigga

(First cigarette I ever smoked was this, no homo)

College town. So not so many. Maybe 10 to 1. A lot of Hispan-holes though.

I guess the pepsi part.
Is that what you stuffed up your brother ass that one time when you got sent away for awhile?

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>I'm a cow

Why dont you fags roll your own cigarettes? Its way cheaper

There's a shocker

An hero then, you cunt?

Nah I just ain't thirsty

Reminds me of prison too much.

Thread is almost done. Get any last bit of lead out of your pencil before I forget about you forever.

Then why'd you even mention you were a girl?

So I guess I'll pretend to be a guy on Cred Forums from now on I'm assuming

Newport even though I hate them. I wish I could get some luckies but never seen any around here. If anyone is in mexico can u send me some? They are everywhere in mexico

I smoke marlboro red 100s so no. Trust me i enjoy strong smokes as much as the next smoker but those are just too much. Lets just agree that pic related are absolute garbage and leave it at that

Specifically kush or are you one of those people who think kush is just another word for weed? Hate that shit lol

Hello newfriend.

yes homo

I'm sorry. I'm afraid it's already in you...

Cuz im not a guy???

then pop a tiddy out

Your dick?

Still better than niggles

One of these things arent like the other

Agreed. They scrap this shit off the factory floor

don't even smoke enough to bother, I have like 2 a week max

already have asthma and all this other shit my lungs are fucked up enough already, at this point if i were going to kill myself i'd want it to be faster than that

what else would it be?