Why are you guys so gay?

why are you guys so gay?

Because girls are weird.

good point

gay is a novelty

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New girl at work showed up crying about how her boyfriend cheated on her. Comfort her and find out she hits some of my kinks and checks off in a lot of my 'would date' boxes. Three days later she gets back together with her ex. Fucking girls man.

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give me brownies

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how many brownies

like a normal amount. 9x9 dish

You will get fat, wem.

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I don't have any brownies :(

Don't have the brownies

i dont care no one will ever see me anyway i may as well get bloated

shit cock!

Any HoRse gifs or webm

double butt cock!!!

any shut the fuck up gif or webm

Me 2, eat all the brownies you want and ill drink all the beer I want.

i will soak my brownies in beer!!!!!

Come over sometime then, I get 5 gallon kegs for $25 at work.

Sounds gross, honestly.

because all of the cool kids are gay

That's not turning me on

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Why come to you when I can drink by myself?

it really does but its ultimate chub mode

does it look like i give any fucks?

hes offering you beer duder. take advantage of this!

What's wrong bb?

Because you can't have gay drunk sex by yourself.

ew

But I want to drink by myself.

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Are you a virgin?

i want brownies yo
who dis

super ew indeed.
and mmkay. but maybe he can still hook you up with kegs yo

Depends, does oral count?

break break break away

shake

shake away

doin whatta
doin whatta wanna doooo

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Furries are the most degenerate people I've ever fucking seen. Everyone already thinks you're the filth of human kind.

Well you posted a confused face so I'm going with no

I am fine with my 6 pack craft beers and vodka.

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Dick is good

gr8 b8 m8

Yes

Did I mention I have a mini bar because I'm learning how to bartend?

smart lad
go get me brownies

them crafts sure are good too~

Clearly you've never seen any of the daddy/son fetish stuff lol, and bronies have always been annoying.

Then I'm not a virgin.

Then no.

why boner?

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More for me and my liver then.

because gay

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yeah yeah

Furry artists are good at drawing porn, can't deny it

Guys

I desperately wanna suck cock

It hurts

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Did I mention all the beers are microbrews?

Virgin bottom reporing in can top aswell.

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Are you feminine?

>tfw gibberish on mobile
Thanks for posting in a gay thread faggot

Tfw no cute femboy bf to fuck.

Also a kissless virgin super bottom

Gay threads are happy threads

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Slim with athletic curves. I'd say mildly.

Hayy~
I'm here to save you!

Yes

kik or telegram?

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im not gay

some of them certainly have talent...

Post lewds

sure user, none of us are

post lewds

N-not here >//////

Post lewds

post lewds

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post lewds

Do you have a kik then

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>tfw you'll never be a cute femme
>tfw no one wants to trash your ass
feels bad man

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that weak bitchy face on that BIG STRONG body

that apathetic effeminite fox with the gay eyes

love this picture!

oh yeah the dick sucking thing is kind of hot too

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Y-yes.. you first

OC, second ever.

Insideoutside0

You've got a really nice ass but shave those thighs

Other than that I'd fucking plow you

Yep, that one is one of my favorites

maybe none of you are i dont know that

Thanks, I know I need to shave. But I didn't expect to post content.

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man I wish I wasn't a fat fuck
jelly of thos glutes

where u @ bb

I fucked my flaming queer of a stepbrother years ago. Does that count as incest? His father wasn't married to my mother until I was 18.

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Different user, still want to suck dick, and I live in Indiana

super gay dude

I gape with my 9 inch dildo regularly, so firm yet squishy.

Post kik

oh well im in california

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Arkansas sadly

Texas

I'm in Texas thats close enough come throat my cock

Bottom or nah?

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Do you have a kik?~

Oc user, I go both ways but prefer bottom.

Capn_kraut

im from california. can i suck your cock?

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I wish fam

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ive just knotted my medium toothless
what are you guys up to

i can really feel it rubbing up all over my prostate

soup?

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gross yo

pfft what a fag

my friends got offline and now I'm bored

im in central valley. you?

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this thread needs some horse

no u

what faggiolis

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Needs more cumbowl

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b...b...but horse dong :O

they got classes in the morning. but now I need something to do
wem tell me what to do

Fiiine

send nudes
make me brownies. make me chai tea

kill yourself you fat autistic weaboo.

let's keep the party goin!

im from milpitas

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but I can't make brownies.
or chai tea

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wtf why not

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I don't have brownie stuff or chai tea

come on slut-nuggets! It's horse cock time!!!

well why not?!?!?!

>tfw i will never be the durr

im sure i could get my dick sucked on my campus but I'm too anxious to seek it out or meet up with someone

and you will be until the day you die

cause I didn't think to buy any

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look for the boys packing the biggest bulge!

What college?

>you will never have your internal organs completely destroyed by a huge cock
>you will never die via anal sex

>why are you guys so gay?
vaginas

...that's a terrible idea, that wastes brownies and good beer...or wastes terrible versions of both

well fuck me

is that an offer?

get mounted by a horse user, people have died by taking a horse cock

I'd say no, unless you can deepthroat. Then yes.

at least I'd die getting what I wanted

i think it just might have been! :O

I can deepthroat, biggest I've gotten down was 7 inches

I wanna get a 9 or 10 inch dildo and practice on it

be more specific

cal poly

tfw can basicly hilt my medium chance in my throat
but its really not comfortable yet

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pssshhh... U MN is where all the good horse cock is at.

no fuck you i can do what i want

m-maybe...

im not trying to fuck horses

ohhh you want this big ol dong

No shit people die from that shit
You say that before the pain of having your intestines churned to a blood slurry

I'm gonna get the large water buffalo to practice taking 10+ inches on

Not that I'm ever gonna find a guy with a 10 inch dick, it's just a skill I want to have

>tfw you'll never get your head stepped on while someone plows you

too bad I'm cross country :(

you only die from that shit if you aren't properly prepared

they make massive horse cock dildos for a reason

XL chance is my fav; down to the balls every night :3

>large
dont prolapse fam

Same man, That's what toys are for

They have an extra large, but it's as thick as the coke can they have for reference, which isn't ideal for deepthroating

pics or I don't believe you
It's not the same though

that small doge with the black fur though...

i cri

The thought should never occur in the first place.

Anyone in WA? Also requesting bear pics

I put him away for the night :< I also love my XL Tucker the equiknot

yea thats kinda the problem already with medium chance
can deepthroat it but its thicc as fuck

everytime?

God you look so small and fragile

he needs more horse cock to toughen up

how man, /how/, I can take some pretty big dildos, but an XL tucker?

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no user i am big man
more horse cock is always good but medium is my limit

Do it...in front of our Jack flag

Yeah :( but it's still fun

You have adorable hands. They look natural around a big dick.

does anyone remember?

I don't believe you can deepthoat that at all

4ever

I like it super rough, can't mimic that with a dildo, I don't want to just get off, I want to get brutally fucked

it's all about stuffing that knot in lol! Slowly slowly sitting gets the knot

post big ripped dudes with loose fuckboy assholes

keep goin for it!

i do do it
thanks fam
i can but not for long yet

I assume your gonna do it before school?? Show these amerifags what we can do...plus I'm diamonds n need to see

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I'm gonna need proof you can even get half of it down

I wish you'd do more, but I've already gotten some pics from someone tonight. I can't be too greedy now can I?

Take it all on camera, post in thread

Get a fucking machine and turn it up full blast

nobody remembers.

what'r you up to?
besides crying 4ever

Ello lads

ok
nah i did it last night already also i gotta leave pretty soon so im not gonna do it
and also i dont really post deepthroats since it involves face. and im not tryna doxx myself
read above
what are you gay?
like i said man i dont post deepthroat

nom nom

Yeah I need prof too, even if you take a picture and completely black out your face

just got done playing with snarf n hunni. now just going to watch tele and go to bred in a while

hoi nignog

Well do you have a kik?

No this this was from a girl, I'm bi. I'd like to see something from you.

meh maybe some day
nope
what are you, bi?

School then??shame...you need to post later...I won't ask for kik or anything cuz you'll have a load of idiots msging you

Image limit has been fucked

Laters user

what am i supposed to just assume he has a gaping kirkj hole back there or what

nobody cares about ur 40fph memerinos

Yes I am.

post what tho?
later nerd
ha gay!