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>Tfw you're about to go to sleep but you remember that your mother wants you to call her in about three hours just to say Happy Birthday. I have an alarm set, wish me luck, guys. >And Goodnight. >I suppose.
Noah Price
don't forget to call mom!
Logan Reed
Added!
How's your night?
WHAT
Robert Evans
I dont wanna work at all But I still got 2 hours
Jayden Sullivan
night
Connor Reed
Remember to call you're mom or I'll do it for you.
Dominic Phillips
mavis i thought we were friendos
they cant handle the memes
Kevin Wright
Hand it over, together with lewds. No. Thank you slave. Goodnight lewd one
Levi Reed
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Noah Sanders
Have a nice night, beautiful thread.
Benjamin Jackson
yes! are we still on for lunch this sunday? you're buying this time.
James Lewis
Mavis rustled his jimmies Don't tell me what to do!
Robert Bailey
You have a nice sleep
Jordan Martinez
It going good! I started my new workout tonight, which was exhausting as hell lol. You?
Ethan Allen
2 anons who I haven't talked to in a while are now added to my contacts. I'm happy. Ooooh new workout you say?
Camden Ward
Yep, tonight was cardio night. I'll send you the routine over telegram if you want
Mason Diaz
Smugborghinis
Josiah Reed
yes, but i paid last time geez you silly little goose
dont worry hes a pro jimmy rustler
workout? time for a montage
im waiting for the news to say "two anons who were recently added to shinoas contacts have been reported missing
Joseph Brown
Goodnight /waifu/.
Elijah Green
goodnight.
Jayden Lewis
...i suppose???
Bentley Wood
I need Hearts On Fire playing during the montage too!
Ayden Turner
of course, how clumsy of me. I suppose.
Caleb Parker
Oh no thank you. Really. I'm happy with mile runs and bleachers
Purple lamborghini lurking
Oh
Justin Fisher
I did a mile and half run, plus burpees and planks.
I'm not making a halo montage back in 2007, I'm making a workout montage! Can we use something a little heavier than 3 Doors Down or Trapt, like Rage Against the Machine?
Some cunt cut me off and caused me to spin out twice going off a free exit. >She's all the way on the other side of the freeway >This is one of the few left side freeway exits >She suddenly goes across 4 lanes and almost hits me >I swerve onto the exit, despite the fact that's not here I want to go >Immediately braking >Corner happens, and I try to just go with it >Back end slides out, going too fast into it >Spin 2 times >Finally come to a stop, somehow managed to not crash into the walls despite it's only a 2 lane exit >Somehow no one getting off also crashed into me >The dumb fucking cunt that nearly hit me just casually drives by, completely ignoring it If I ever see that fucker again, I will literally fucking put a brick through their windshield, and hopefully their face in the process.
And I'm mad at myself because I didn't get it recorded, since I took my camera off after this morning, since I just wanted video of a drive to and from work, and figured something like this WASN'T going to happen. >I'll circle back around to that same exit in the morning and take pictures of it. My tire marks should be very very visible.
See above.
Elijah Powell
It's awful. Next time is biceps, pushups, pullups, and farmers walks (whatever those are)
Dylan Turner
Jesus fucking christ man
What a fucking cunt, she should fucking neck herself
Ryan Allen
I see that shit all the time. Often without indication. People are fucked. But yeah. Really close call man. Fuck that bitch and their minivan. People in Australia have learned that if you have a dashcam, keep it on and empty. Capture everything. You can pull their info easy and they can be charged easier. Did you get a plate or were they too close to the side? >Ill post an angry gif that Akiko allows me to use Pretty sure farmers walks are a weight held as low as possible between your legs while upright and walking. Given how I see a lot of farmers drag sheep.
Lincoln Roberts
I hope they do. Shit, I wouldn't be so pissed if they at least pulled over to ask if I was alright.
I was intending to get an actual dashcam rather than my bike camera shoddily rigged up. But I guess I'll use that until I get an actual dashcam at this point. I didn't get any info, after somehow avoiding the walls and coming to a stop, I was a bit too shaken to think about it. I really should have though. >I was a tad tired before coming to work >I am now 1000% awake
Looks like you just hold some weights and walk around with them
Yeah man, any of these
Tyler Bailey
Claimed
Ethan Anderson
Any of these
Nicholas Reed
Farmer walk is usually done with cattlebell weights. Youve seen how they walk with stuff in their hands before in films, right? Like a bucket in each hand
Xavier Edwards
Chen claimed.
Levi Fisher
I overslept like a bitch Just came here to tell everyone to have a good day Later
Kevin Garcia
I'm sorry about what happened senpai
I hope you calm down soon though
Carter Rivera
Right. Im thinkimg of the drag. Just use the Devin Townsend Project album Deconstruction. Heavy as shit.
Gavin Morgan
you have a good one
Oliver Adams
Looked up what they were. Seems simple enough.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Goodnight /waifu/
Logan Lopez
thanks bro, dont worry i definitely wont steal your shit
sounds bad, at least your cars ok you should definitely do that
>calls others loser >pretending to be a cartoon character when theyre not a child anymore what?
hey chen
have a good day, later
im gonna go to sleep, maybe
Kevin Flores
Don't tell me what to do
Everyone says you're a gigantic faggot. Is this true???
Oh okay I trust you with the info. See very bottom reply
No u
Pretty much
Colton Gonzalez
At this point, I'm pretty calm. Thankful as fuck the car didn't crash into a sidewall and no one hit me. Ticked I didn't get it on camera, but whatever, that's a minor issue here.
Already looking at some on Amazon. Odds are I'll go get one at Frys though.
Alexander Harris
Jesus christ its the first time in a month I've had a nightmare. What's good /waifu/? I've got tomorrow off and now I can't sleep
Nothin new then? Good. Really? Hm, I'll have to try to come around tomorrow when he's on. Penny is amazing how dare you.
Jace Moore
HOLY SHIT DUDE you're back too! Aaaahhhhh it's been a good day on thread!
Oh I didn't read your comments tbh but that's pretty harsh
Jaxon Sanders
>calls us loser >isn't even real what?
and i know, its fucking old ive seen it hundreds of times, and a friend also sends it every once in a while
sounds bad, hope you have ok dreams, sweet dreams are too sugary
>hikage
Joshua Nguyen
yes im sure they would appreciate it greatly
Camden Ramirez
Can't stay, I need to drive to some other city because I have some business to do. Just wanted to claim Love you. Xoxo.
Nolan Rivera
Thread is good, thread is gr8. How is it going Smugabug? Sweet dreams are nice every once in a while. This is an old reoccurring nightmare that I haven't had for a while. Yeah that Nycor guy was pretty cool
Logan Butler
Oh, okay, sorry for not talking to you this morning, I overslept. I love you too XOXO~
William Flores
Soooo
about that cult we are starting
Grayson Lewis
i dont remember being down for it but go on
Daniel Moore
They have to. Its the safest for the sheep to drag by the scruff before shearing. Theres a lot of things they do that seem harsh but are the safer option for the animal. Like mulesing and removing tails.
Ryder Ramirez
All we need is Tom Cruise
And that's all I know
Jason Foster
Sorry I'm not very good with this cult thing.
Juan Long
Gonna head to bed now, can barely keep my eyes open
Night /waifu/
Robert Barnes
You wanna start a cult? I had a cult in high school, we worshiped the moon.
Jason Johnson
Checked. Night Trapcat.
Jace Lee
It's going well, pennz. About to sleep soon though
For shaving wool. Okay I gotcha. I thought they were just dragging the poor animals around as a workout
Isaiah Williams
Night
>shinoa
Bentley Brooks
true, sorry to hear man hopefully you can get some good rest
>tom cruise how would you get him try to find a color that everyone will wear and something stupid everyone can worship
you better trust me
>hikage
Evan Martin
No, but emulating it would be a workout.
Charles Powell
Ah really? Shame. I'm gonna wait a few hours before I go back to bed. Spooky ass shit my dude. I think I will, luckily I'm not doing anything til noon tomorrow so I can sleep in.
Oliver Torres
well i mean he is a Scientologist i dont think we can convert him to some other cult that has no base
Jose Baker
goodnight felix.
Joseph Brooks
I do lol
I could see why
Yeah sorry homie. Shadow people?
Nathan Collins
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Jaxon Price
>lol i worry
sounds good
night
>hikage
Wyatt Parker
Im so fucking stoked. Devin Townsend released a new album 2 weeks ago. I didnt even hear about it.
Logan Smith
Nope! Reoccurring nightmare I use to have. Suddenly came back on me. Gonna greentext it cause I FEEL LIKE IT. >I've actually never had any sleep paralysis. Alright so here's the spooky. >Be me, wake up, home alone. >Its dark as shit. >I find the emergency flash light that sits on my night stand >Click that shit on. >bare feet slapping on the tile in the hallway >Fuck that shit >Grab my gun from the night stand drawer, disengage safety. >Open hallway >See somebody standing in the hall brandishing a knife. >Shoottokill.jpg >Fire off five rounds, person bolts into guest bedroom, run in there gun brandished. >Ex gf staring me dead in the eyes >Raise gun to her head >Pull trigger >Gun jams >All my fears >Get shanked >Its ogre >Wake up screaming. Yeah ^^ Meanwhile, I haven't played siege in SO long. New stuff, cool new stuff.
Connor Edwards
No. Don't worry. I trust you, you motherfucker. Stop worrying
You need to post an excited happy rory
What the fuck. Careful dude, some dreams can happen. Like most of mine or your dream wants to tell you something
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Jordan King
Fuck. This is why you dont treat your pans like shit. >Rory-sama
Isaac Phillips
Alright, night Smugabug.
>Penny
Parker Rogers
Bruh what did you do to that pan.
Jaxson Carter
Best one that isnt slasher smile
Julian Brooks
I pucked it up. The fucking thing was spot welded on.
Kayden Jackson
hope you fall aleep nicely
i won't then
uhhhh...
im going to bed gn everyone >hikage
Owen Jones
Have fun
Nathan Gutierrez
That face is precious holy shit
Henry Wilson
Sweet merciful fuck dude. I remember the days when I was a bachelor and didn't have a kid to look after, my pans were like that. Thanks, you too, goodnight.
Lucas Evans
>Playing league so posting this now
Jack Martin
how deliciously depraved.
Asher Parker
Have another
Jason Murphy
Finally accepting it?
Nathan Brown
...
Hudson Turner
Yui...
Adam Wilson
Well, I'm gonna bail, I feel tired enough and my nightmare feel is gone, so I'm gonna hit the hay, I will be on tomorrow, probably around 9AM Pacific.
Camden Baker
Is that a chisel?
Alexander Lopez
Like North Texas or West Oklahoma, that is a Pan Handle.
Owen Rivera
Oh, now I understand. It broke off. I was too preoccupied looking into the actual pan for the problem.
Brayden Sanchez
ha. clever.
Brandon Richardson
While this was pretty stupid maybe you could try scraping out your disgusting pan with the newly created chisel. How was that even a pan? It's sheet metal?
Joshua Peterson
Fuck this Aspie. If I ever heard some doucher yelling like him in a kitchen I would walk out of the restaurant.
Anthony Young
It's funny as long as you're not there in person, I guess.
William Miller
Just like watching any mentally challenged person.
Asher Morris
Okay, plugged in my computer, so I'm back, but internet is so slow I can hardly load images here.
Parker Roberts
Its a heavy based 18/10 stainless pan. The handle is hollow and spot welded on. I didnt buy it, and its a shit pan. Thats legit all an act. No one has any idea how much of that is dialled up to 11.
Liam Johnson
you could kill yourself?
Caleb Walker
Might be true, but in that case it's more about not hurting their retard feelings. In other words he's a bully.
Austin Allen
I wouldn't be surprised, but seriously fuck his character. I've met a few chefs and cooks, and if Gordon "Shit Sandwich" Ramsey ever approached them like that he would need a new jaw.
I guess. He's just a piece of shit forced onto TV. He will never be an Iron Chef, he will always be Drama Cook.
Connor Davis
It's all about the contact zone anyways. No-stick is easier to take care of as long as you never used metal implements on it and don't let it get too hot.
Luke Martinez
In a commercial kitchen you need heavy duty. And guess where I am. Oh thats the attitude of most of the industry. Theres a fine line between tough love and being a tool. Ive met 2 chefs who crossed at. I no longer respect them as cooks or as people.
>Rory-sama
Carson Moore
my favorite picture! enjoy!
Justin Rogers
Where food goes to die.
David Hernandez
If you watch his program that has him cooking with kids, you'll see how good of a teacher and mentor he is. It's a really cool program to watch. He even lets the kids fail(!)
It is, but there's outstanding litigation (I want to say it's been for decades) about Teflon, no-stick pans, and carcinogens. I read a massive article on it. DuPont has been fighting it for a long time, and it's still in the process of being brought to court.
Adrian White
I'm sure people wouldn't watch him if he was yelling at kids, calling them stupid, and basically throwing their food in the trash.
Drama and children don't mix. Unless it's a rape victim on SVU or CSI or something. Then it's Prime Time TV.
Chase Green
I feel kinda bad for her.
It's only problematic if you let them overheat; it's a polymer after all. Also not digestable in itself.
Easton Reyes
You get paid between 700 and 900 for a 9-5 cook with 0 stress. Ill wait while you look. I know how good he is. I know hes respectable and he respects his unders. He wouldnt have his influence otherwise. And we stay away from non-stick due to usage of caustic.
Ryan Campbell
Those are cigarette butts, right? I probably don't want to look into the fryer.
Robert Russell
No one in the kitchen smokes. Im cleaning them tomorrow. Short shift, no orders. Going to give the place the clean we cant give it over the week.
Kayden Watson
So basically he didn't want to be your cliche Rachel Ray-esque Cooking TV Celebrity.
And he went the Super Doucher Drama Cook route? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He can still eat a bag of dicks.
The kind of reputation he gained from his Hell's Kitchen shit will precede him, and he has no one to blame but himself for the precognition others will project onto him.
Noah Hall
Nooo, I didn't want to see it. EMPEROR I AM MELTING.
What even is this color? But uh, I guess that's a good idea. How many food inspectors died in there?
Christian Rivera
Claiming Jolder
Aaron Robinson
Thats the color of oil that hasnt been changed in 3 days following heavy usage. None have died. And you clearly have never worked in kitchens before. >have a picture of my speciality - 8 hour slow cooked Juden
Caleb Wright
>none have died Just because there's so little left of them doesn't mean they havn't died. You'll never get away with this.
But I realize a real kitchen doesn't look like a TV kitchen unless it's a super high grade place. That's still quite disturbing. Frying fat is one of the biggest.. hell, let's call it biohazards.
Carter Adams
>This thread is still alive after 3 hours. Good job guys, here's some cake.
This was a succsess, now I will promptly go right back to sleep. Cheerio!
Austin Butler
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Dominic Reyes
Good job. Good night.
Aiden Smith
Anyone claimed Hime yet? If not she's mine!
Camden Cooper
goodnight.
Dylan Gutierrez
Negative, Ghost Rider. Oil is one of the cleanest parts, no matter how dirty. Far more prone to causing poisonings are Buffet tables Hot boxes Food warmers They arent as regulated as a deep fryer. Sure, they may say 70 degree Celcius, but thats the water temp. The longer food stays in a buffet display, the worse it gets. It cools to around 50 Celcius within minutes. And the breeding temp ( Danger zone ) for most bacteria is between 5 and 65 Celcius. Deep fryers operate at a constant 160-210 Celcius. Ambient heat is more dangerous. >HACCP certified reporting in
Dominic Miller
Just stopping by to compliment your husbando.
Gavin Ortiz
Don't be so literal. Of course a deep fryer doesn't have bacteria. I want to see the lifeform striving in a deep fryer. Must be quite a handful. But it's quite active chemically, especially at temperatures in excess of 180°C. So Bacteria No. Carcinogens Yes. >enough fucking Ramsay pics
Dylan Diaz
Hence the cleaning every 4 days. HACCP is just a fancy way of saying 'I know when food is bad'.
About to head home. Be back in about 40 minutes or so.
Evan Martinez
>enough fucking Ramsey pics
Well, I'd post my waifu but I'm supposed to be asleep right now.
These threads really die off when all the kids are in bed.
Jason Robinson
The timing was quite curious on that one. I had to find a fitting one for each post which became a little tiring.
4 days of heavy usage is still pretty extreme. It might follow the guidelines but you literally have to exorcise that stuff afterwards.
Samuel Morris
Not that I know of. She's all yours man. Go nuts.
Sebastian Roberts
Alright!
>Hello then, how are you all?
Nathaniel Butler
Eh, I feel a lot of us do that. Reaction images and what. Not hard to imagine why people confuse us with avatarfags.
Christopher Jenkins
I am an avatarfag. >mods plx no ban
I'm just saying I had to google the Ramsay pics. I don't actually have a folder for him.
Owen Scott
and best waifu gets last image.
Hudson Wilson
>I am an avatarfag.
Well, don't expect to not ever get banned.
John Taylor
nope
Josiah Bennett
shit. forgot there's 151. I suck.
Ryan Long
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Daniel Reed
They hate the OP mostly. Don't think I interest them.