Celeb thread?

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I-I-I f-feel s-so sorry f-for all those unfortunates wh-who h-have n-no opportunity t-to embrace the b-bosom o-of a beautiful t-top of the world celeb lady l-like my mistress Victoria Justice...

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ayyyy, its you

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I-It's like they're l-living a-a small percentage o-of a-a p-potential life... I-I know m-many m-men imagine t-to have a-a beautiful w-woman l-like this...

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L-Little miss piggy filling h-her mouth as usually like a fat whore...

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you could probably save a lot of typing time if you quit typing your studders

As u-usual?

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I-I know m-my mistress i-is a-a full o-on b-big j-job w-with everything th-that s-surrounds her life b-but i-it's b-better t-to have h-her and those p-problems than n-not having h-her g-good sirs...

the original, un-shooped version is hotter

Top this beeyatch!

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I-I asked h-her t-to g-get me milk o-out of the fridge the o-other day and f-found i-it splashing o-over m-my head three s-seconds l-later a-as she sp-spilled it all over m-me... She s-said she i-is not m-my slave and t-told m-me t-to clean u-up that h-horrible m-mess... I-I spent the n-next 20 minutes cl-cleaning up the m-milk o-off of me and the kitchen fl-floor...

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I-I m-made s-sure I-I was v-very n-nice t-to h-her the rest o-of the d-day... I-I dare n-not v-venture any ch-chance at l-losing h-her...

any kat fags out there?

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this nigga is using celeb jihad pics

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bonus pic

fu a nut is a nut

When sh-she s-saw m-me groveling sh-she scoffed saying she knew I-I w-was truly a yellow-bellied coward... She o-ordered m-me t-to l-lay on m-my spineless back as she cleaned h-her feet b-by rubbing them o-on my shirt l-like a rag...

please sit and stay for a while

You make me realize that I truly wish that Cred Forums had gotten killed today.

dude fuck off
Grade a autism right here

Sh-She said n-n-nothing m-makes her feel better than having a-a-a useless sissy under h-her feet...

I cant resist that face

its best just to let him do his thing

What the fuck is up with you faggot?

you like kat too?

soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone

rate my memes

I saw him in a thread this morning in /s I wouldn't mind if he just posted some quality pics at leat

I-I o-of course b-begged h-her forgiveness and th-thanked h-her f-for her kindness t-towards m-me... A Victoria Justice in a-a m-man's life i-is n-not t-to be undervalued g-good sirs...

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weakest gif ever

is she the wife in mr robot?

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Normally I like a laugh as much as the next guy. But this thimble-dicked cunt just pisses me off.

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faggot

indeed

just take solice in the fact it takes him half an hour to type his stuttery faggot shit and it only takes us a second to say fuck off

Keked and checked

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I'd splooge all over her face

moar

by my book plz

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looks more mannish than usual in the one

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gotcha bud

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Malin Akerman and Kate Micucci

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What happened?

night Cred Forumsros love ya soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone

She's a-a b-bit o-of a-a wild o-one but a-as l-long a-as I-I put up w-with her she h-has n-no c-cause t-to change our relationship...

hot

>So many emma fakes.

B-but fakes are bad.

If you're going to be a autistic fuck at least post good pictures you pric.

so where is it?

They are but I sadly didn't have a grumpy emma gif on hand so I had to roll with it.

But grumpy Emma is the cutest :)

any more emma like this?

I-I-I know wh-what i-it is l-like t-to be hated b-by many m-men f-for what I-I possess... She i-is a-a jewel l-like n-no other...

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Kate Micuuci? THE Kate Micucci from Oates and Garfunkel?!!! No fucking way!!! Any more?!

I want to suck on her Emma neck...

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she looks cute as fucking hell with no makeup and her freckles mate

My heart

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Stroking in the bathroom at work while on break. Would appreciate some help milking out this thick load

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W-Words c-cannot describe wh-what a-a joy it is t-to wake up to that face every m-morning...

That armpit tho p

>some good shit

I want to suck on it too

A feel I know all too well.

>me on the left
Jealous?

jesus christ im just imagining a girl like her her in the 1200s would not last long. just imagine being in a viking camp and this is someones daughter, like holy fudhfudhfdfd

Matt is probably emma's only boyfriend I'd be quite concerned with having to compete with.

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I think I need to spend some time tomorrow making some new emma webms.

ya

No competing with me mate.

stop matt

Sup mate?

forget every other girl, we need emma and only emma

Jennifer Lawrences boytoy

>post celeb thread
>don't know half of girls in celeb thread
>mfw these people are famous

rember this shit

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big boy terry

Why'd you guys break up matt?

I can compete with this

wow, in this thread a bunch of studdering faggots post fakes. Goddamn, am I getting to old for Cred Forums? Goodbye you anal beads.

See you tomorrow

Too much time apart, and Em wasn't very accommodating there.

Kristen, is that you?

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That's what I'm saying.

Guy is 30 something and looks like he could be her dad. Gives us all hope.

You call her em too huh?

Glad I'm not the only one.

Should have just traveled with her.

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Obama, you stuttering clusterfuck. Just go back to reading off the TelePrompTer.

I had my own commitments man.

We had fun.

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M. for short.

sometimes its worth it.

kek if i was dating emma she would be my main commitment, this is emma

mah nigga

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It's life.

I've had her and moved on.

whos edging to emma?

I-I know whenever w-we g-go out there a-are a-a thousand a-and one hands r-ready, willing and able t-to grope, r-rub, p-poke and d-dig into all h-her virtues and g-given whatever reason they prove I-I am a-at a-a loss t-to f-find an answer...

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Post feets and I will start.

need a timestamp so i can actually say how silly you are.

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Sorry mate.

Just think of the good times.

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I fucking love this slutty little kike.

I-I c-can't believe sh-she w-was there f-for the t-taking wh-when I-I first m-met h-her... I-I w-was wondering why every o-other man h-hasn't h-had the right stuff t-to l-lure h-her...

Eat that white cream Emma!

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I-I g-guess she's a irregular k-keyhole that n-needs the r-right k-key... B-Boy d-did I-I p-pull a-a fast one i-in the c-capture...

Play with it and swallow it all down...

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i know this feel

I have this working theory that the majority of the love for ugly skeleton girl here is a projection of latent pedophilia. You all had a boner for her growing up and so now you look at this disgustingly thin, weird bone-structured girl who dresses the way a 5 year old girl would after raiding her mother's closet and with an encephalitic head and project your desire for her from your childhood onto the monster she's become.

I mean let's be clear here: I"m on Cred Forums too, I'll fuck anything with a vagina within reason the same as you. You can do a lot worse than Emma. But she's just no where near attractive enough to merit these ongoing threads. You all are seeing something that isn't here anymore and it's profoundly creepy.

There. I said it.

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How does it taste?

S-Some m-men j-just d-don't kn-know the r-right w-words t-to s-say to a woman, ch-charming things...

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I love you.

>Attractive
>Fun
>Intelligent
>Somehow considered pedophilic because she doesn't have d cup breasts and a kim kardashian ass.

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Hey mate, I can tell you she has a fantastic arse.

Say something Emma :)

Just in case you didn't do any research, Netflix show called easy, episode 6 about 2/3rd s of the way through

>attractive
if you like little boys
>fun
doesnt seem very fun, seems like a stuck up cunt
>intelligent
i dont buy this for a second
>doesnt have d cups or kim k ass
she doesn't have any ass
1/10 kid, keep living your pedophile fantasy

>Cute girl
>Fun
>Intelligent
>These things somehow make you a pedo because she lacks d cup breasts and a nikki minaj ass.

Please. Emma is top tier.

Don't touch my cupcakes

>petite, feminine form
>elegant facial features
>similar in mannern to many women who express a delectable girlish female nature to attract men not people who have to settle for hard cunt bitches
>unlike your obese, large breasted mother who can rest a can of beer on her stomach

yeah bro we're just not into women that remind us of prison wardens.

kek kys faggot go back to your trap thread

Is this in video format online? I'm just finding a bunch of journalist sites.

Oops I posted 2 replies due to connection error.

Nothing you have dated, or ever will date, remotely compares to her.

have fun with your garbage tier crack whores.

Check out Easy on Netflix, episode 6, threesome scene. Fucking hottest piece of non porn I've ever watched.

Ain't interested in those cupcakes qt.

oh Emma... ill let you kick my balls just to have you near my parts

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You love it.

see>petite, feminine form
No, she's kind of short and skinny, not petite nor feminine
>elegant facial features
This is bait
>your obese mother who can rest a beer on her stomach
I didnt say i was into obese chicks, but i'm just not into little boys sorry.
I think you're the one who needs to be in the trap thread or a yaoi thread if you like Emma Watson

Don't worry I know.

We tried anal once but it hurt Em.

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Emma is plenty of fun.

And well...she's the brightest witch of her age you idiot.

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Want to taste my cream?

>she's kind of short and skinny
>not petite
are you mentally challenged?

Puke.

Never understood the love for this man-faced abortion. Is it because you underage faggots grew up with harry potter and had a crush on her and now you all forcefully want to say "ohhhh she grew up fine" even if it is a lie?

tfw she is older than me though

Who the fuck?

Saved, sure, but who the fuck?

I actually date men, it's just kind of strange that so many men like this boyish looking girl. It's like when dykes like manly looking butch dykes yet say they're lesbian. Sure, you can think you're straight, but you're just another one of us faggots, in denial :)

Don't play these games with me fake matt. It hurts my heart.

Unless you help me get a chance of course.

underage v&

No games mate?

I could give you tips.

this

right youre the one bringing up boys you faggot

Doesn't matter if she had a small ass, she has no ass at all.

Quite hard to become acquainted with emma out of nowhere is all I meant.

>tfw emma is the same age as you, 1 month younger and you are called a pedo for being attracted to her.

I'm more concerned for people who aren't honestly.

Also Imagelimit. Rip.

>Petite definition, (of a woman) short and having a small, trim figure; diminutive. See more.

Sure, he can claim he trol u, but being a troll I think requires a subtle type of intelect and wit that is clearly lacking in this user, who clearly lusts for the Cassidy Boon type over women who look like they take care of themselves and are... pick up and fuck against the wall type girls, to themselves.

just admit you're a pedophile or at the very least a hebephile

Oh. Well we're not really speaking anymore.

Sorry mate.

Small trim figure.
She's not trim, she's a bit flabby for me.
Small. Being short isn't the same as being small.
Diminutive isnt a very good word either.
Shes a little boy and youre a faggot

see
and fuck off im seven months younger than her. ive always been naturally attracted to her since im the same age l

Newest thread here

youre a phoney matt we can tell

You know what per-puzzles me? The society that demonises men and women for wanting for fruit that is of the best quality in a sexual prize. The best fruit for the production of children is when they first begin their child-rearing capibility - they have the best quality womb in it's amniotic sac transfer surface and egg availability, although they normally come from line.

There's a reason so many people don't keep their firstborn when they've got high end genetics - the firstborn often is the bestborn.

Everyone just talks about chloe or emma, its like all you autists are stuck around the image or memory of child stars. You pedophiles make me fucking sick, post some real women and not these skinny ugly boy looking bitches.

Eh, it's ok I know why you think that.

>ho ho ho
>he he he
>duuurrr

why is that?

why would you be on Cred Forums right nao

wtf does this have to do with anything?
If anything, it just proves that your theory doesnt make sense because emma doesnt have child bearing hips or anything like that, shes buiilt like a little boy and these kids on Cred Forums fap over her

make your own thread autist and stop crying autist

Why not?

Use google you nigger faggot

matt just post proof. you are basically the only guy emma-bros liked.

Childbearing hips are irrelevant because babies don't come out of the caul before it comes out of the womb you pillock, and when it does they grow, as if like magic.

Believing in the propaganda is one of your many flaws you inbred moron.

why dont you faggots use google for emma watson or chloe you fucking pedo faggots

I know you get why I won't.

>attracted to women with small hips
>thinking youre manly because its about a womb
Yeah you can try to insepct ladies wombs all you want, if you want a little boy like emma go for it fag

I've seen Malone's boobs before, they were saggy and kind of tragic. These look different.

Because porn comes from Cred Forums and the images available on google are the ones you have already seen.

matt god damnit.

Look, at some point in time I'm going to attempt to not fuck up what you somehow fucked up. Whether you are real or not.

>porn comes from Cred Forums
Never has a statement been so wrong.
This is an image distribution site, not a fucking pornographic production site.

The girl I'm persuing is 5 3 and weighs 90 pounds.

She's also female. You can want for dominant, bitchy women who withhold sex all you want but I know that slutty little girls with tight pussies love fucking and calling me sir all night and that's really what I'm after. I'm not looking for somebody to hold me while I cry about how mom was mean to me again and think about fucking her coworker, derrick.

Cringy af. Stop it.

Good luck, but man, don't build her up in your head too much.

And work on your oral.

There's nothing to say that the "petite" women won't be dominant or bitchy. Are you assuming that because of their size they possess certain attributes? Little dogs are usually more violent and cunty than big ones, the same is for women. Lil skinny ones are bitches generally speaking.
However, if you want to be mad in denial and pretend to be fucking a little boy, keep going for it you faggot

You know what you're doing wrong right now? Believing in the world. This isn't the first technology society. Shit is hidden and secretive. There are so, so many fucking hints in the "science" they taught you at school. One obvious one is the 6 thousand year timeline that they suggest being factual and certain.

It's to impress the twin-line guy buy giving him the best fap material in the easiest possible way. He's a Cred Forumstard, I've heard. His propoganda is different and you get the dregs.

you clearly want to get your ass fucked by a 5"10' black large breasted african while she calls you whiteboy and slave, right? that's your fantasy, right faggot?

nobody suggests a 6000 year timeline is factual except religious people.
You can spout as much shit as you want, but if you fap to emma watson, you might as well bend over and take it up the butt

Nope, but i like being able to roll over in my sleep and not crush my partner. I'm 6'8 320 pounds and i can't have no "petite" shit. I don't want any nigger bitches fucking me, but I just want a girl who is healthy sized and has a feminine shape, not a boy or a jungle bunny, you pathetic virgin

Egyptian pyramids? 5 thousand. Grass and barley seed from wild wheat? 7 thousand. Aztec society? 3 thousand. American colonisation, civil war? last few hundred. Dogs? all made in the last 12 thousand. We were apparently according to proppoganda hunter gatherers before this... That's what you're believing IN right now, moron.

The garbage proppoganda about religion being about not fucking your wife and not jerking off either is pretty hilarious... They've even got you thinking the middle east is your enemy, blowing up your buildings! God you americans are shamefully gullible and as a result mislead to an extend you'd not believe a hundred years ago in history (about mid world war 2, it turns out)

You weigh literally more than twice what I do as a 6'2 man... Jesus christ man that's some pretty bad obesity you've got going on there.

>measuring geological time by plants/animals/pyramids
I never said im against the middle east, im not even from america you silly little faggot
>6'2, weigh twice as much as me.
Grow some muscle pinner.
How does it feel being a beta manlet?

Wait... wasn't it a celeb thread few minutes ago?

I thought I'd check your BMI for you user, turns out it's 35. That's "severe obesity". I bet you can't see your dick without a mirror.

It's just your big bones man.... pfft faggot

Will do fake-matt.

ETA : 5 years. Will see how it goes.

>not understanding BMI doesn't work for muscular or old people
Have you ever seen NFL or WWE?
Look at someone like Kane, he's 6'11 and 350 pounds, and i'm way more toned than he is.
I think you need to grow up you little girl.

Hm. If you ever get a chance ask her about what happened before the Noah premiere in London.

I'll add it to a notepad file.

If it ever ends up being true I'll find a way to reward you for how hilarious this was.

Can't really see the advantage of trying to impress men with the size of my muscles.

Women I talk to say that big guys are gross looking and have worse personalities than the gym equipment they fetishise over, bro.

The non-american WWE NFL fan over there, clearly even if you aren't from there you obsess over their garbage culture

What was so hilarious?

It's very true, just have to ask her in the right mood/atmosphere/situation.

I impress women with my muscles not men.
You impress little boys with your manlet height and figure.
Nope, just good to be healthy and be able to lift my car up if i get a flat tyre.
Cry more.

Hottest chick in the thread, by far. In fact, she should've gotten the chair for the Daily Show, instead of that worthless fuck Trevor Noah. But CC doesn't know a goddamn thing about making good television.

kek i weigh 143lbs at 6 foot