Alright Cred Forums some jackass got the wrong number and thinks it's I'm another person

The faggot isn't responding.

Most definitely getting pranked, but I have no friends which is the weird part

just some stupid sand nigger .. u aren't getting pranked.

say "yes, what do u think of that babe. i wanted u when we first met"

this

This guy is pretty damn creepy

I want to come inside you

yes, confirmed indian fag. call him on phone and vocaroo it

Can you send a pic ;)?

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winrar

now we wait

checked

Send me a pic ;)? I want to get ready.

kek

so real quick. I don't pullout or wear condoms is that ok?

winrar?

What´s your favorite fish?

winzip

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tell him youll cover for him at work this week

lets have a baby together

send me nudes

Hurry guys, gets some dubs or I'm just gonna start sending any of your retarded messages

send me a pic, bby

this

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is it ok if we do some piss play?

topkek

Shiieeet Winrar

Go back to /trash/ you fucking faggot.

You know Mini. I'm kinda glad you messaged me tonight. Like, I'll just be fucking blunt. You've always turned me on...

oh lawd

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

rerolling. let's get nudes from her

I'm gonna started sending any message that's popular. Just for you guys :)

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Damn im so horny, i cant wait!

reroll

topkek

send the dubs op. also if dubs

"you wanna get pregnant tonight?"

I can't wait that long, help me warm up ;)

Quick, give me some of your dick pics or anything I don't give a shit.

let me see you in the shower.. or you come over.

reroll

Winrar

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Do you mind if i take a friend with me? Double the cock double the fun :)

winrar

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I wish I was muslim. There's just an urge inside me that wants to explode, whilst screaming ALLAHU AKBAR

fucking kek!

kek

I like to wear fedora during foreplay, it makes me to feel alpha

do you eat ass?

topkek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have to sneak out without my old lady hearing.

Fresh delivery for an user!

kek

Could've gotten nudes but you fucked up

OP you're a fuckwit. Ignore dubs when you have the chance to actually get nudes.

So do I get to see you nude?

Yo, straight talk.

I'm not who you think I am...

I'm actually Dirty Dan

This is bait

It's a random sandnigger I bet

fuckwad where's the nudes

He hasn't fucked up yet, I could easily turn that around, that could be interpreted sexually

I promise you I have absolutely no idea who the fuck this person is.

Send pics or I waste my semen

I am posting our conversation on website and sharing it with other people.

fucking push for nudes. its a fail otherwise

Then why do you have their initials like you have their name and number saved?

Can you send the nudes now

Hey Mini, it's not really fair that I sent you a pic of my cock, and you haven't sent me a pic of your tits yet...

You don't remember? it was me joey and big ron

rohooll

Re-rolling

this

roll

logical

Send me your pussy

Roll

I'm asking the same question. I don't know why. I can show you my contact list. Theres only like 3 people and they're not this weirdo

yus

Upvote

What do you want me to say?

tits or gtfo

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say u forgot her address and then go fuck her

This OP. Say this

first you send me some then i go over and make a movie

Give me some incentive first, it's only fair.

Ask to send a few now

give me a incentive to come over darling

Just something for the road ;)

You've always been the better photographer. I want something to get me ready

If you want me to come give you this dick, you gotta give me a reason. now be a good girl and send me something sexy

Is this Gary, you fucking cocktease?

this

Lemme see what im getting into

Cmon baby, just one. real quick.

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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS WINRAR

this

What's the matter now, bitch?

JUST FUCKING SAY THIS OP.

do this

or OPs a fag again

At least send me some rare pepes

Mhhhmmm baby i want to shoot it all on you tits

He gets it

kek winrar

winrar

Just something for the road

Hly fucking shit. Roll

Tits or the conversation's over. I'm not looking for someone to make small talk with, I'm looking for someone to fuck

This will work

Sorry guys. Waiting for his response

winrar

kek

Calgaryfag here, this chick seems to live near Madigan Drive from the description

Fuck

Roll for: pepes of your gorgeous titties.

>his
IS IT A BOI???

OP here. He isn't responding. What do you want me to do? How can we save this conversation?

WINRARR

I'll call when I'm at Atlas. Cum on give me a pic to get me ready. I'll call when i'm there. Gonna hurry up.

You're getting in the shower. Take a selfie!

dont push it wait a sec

>cum on
>cum

kys sperg

Tell her you're at Dairy Queen's

Don't be difficult Mini, I've shown you my cock and it's only fair that you show me you...

Yea say this

>he

wat. were we led gay by op again

After nudes if sent say "I want to shit all over those tits and let it cascade down to your pubic bunt"

I don't know who it is, it was just some random number that came up on my phone. He thinks my name is Al or some shit

I don't know their gender

Shit i was here thinking it was a grill

Well 'Mini' sounds like a woman's name

Rerolling for mine

I'd like it to be a girl. But conversationally, I thought it was a gay guy tbh.

I want to fuck your tight boipussy

OP Here, bitch isn't responding. Should I try to damage control?

True, could also be a tranny

Let me fuck your daughter or ill kill your dog

Fucking roll

Tell her you're on Memorial Drive

I'd try, if it's been too long unless he/she is taking a fucking long ass shower rn

Another minute OP. The damage control.

It's in the shower

No theyre trying to take a sexy picture dont fuck it up

He/she has kids so that's a little less likely, not impossible but unlikely

Yes! Say whatever you want

Quite possible as well.

I must confess that I have been cheating on you with Obama.

Listen to almost quads

Fuck it

>It's in the shower
>It's

OP holy fuck im from calgary too

Could also be a shower. Youd better wait

>its
My sides

Tell her your soul is screaming for nudes

The anticipation is so thick in the air, you could cut it with a chainsaw right now though...did OP fuck up? Is the person showering? Will it be a cock or pussy that's sent back?

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My cock stinks I've fish and turkey since I fucked your. Pro-tip for the future, clean your cunt. Men don't like smelly pussies

Last time we fucked did you have a penis or were you on top then?

Let's make it happen for mini!

Wanna meet up?

Can I bring Obama for dp?

What's the address

Hey baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?

Well, now you need an excuse...you're out of Viagra?

Fuck rolling ask this

Bump

I like that this bitch doesn't remember who he or she last fucked

Roll

This. 100% this.

Already did, just waiting for a response

reroll

:o Meet up with the slut

Winrar

Ignore this

This instead

classic jay

Somebody from Calgary.. Go there to meet her... For the lulz.. OP reserved a fuck slut for you

Can I shit while fucking you?

lol it worked, tell her you're just gonna drop by Burger King

She's just an easy lay, condoms are the shields we men carry

I know where this is, but I ain't going out. Maybe somebody else will

If it's a guy I know who it is

Op go fuck her dude!

She doesnt even remember what the last guy looked like haha

When we meet refer to me only as Rooster. You will suck Roosters big toe, and if you're a good girl Rooster will fuck you in the ear.

Rolling

Dubs have spoken

A guy called Mini...kek

He could be hours away though...fuck wasting gas on a possible dude

user from Calgary here. If we get an address should i deliver a message?

This

This is ezpussy op

I need a pre game warm up tho, i need to see those tits and that ass spread wide

The person isn't replying.

It's clearly a chick. She trying to get her kid back

They're having a shower. Prob about to get catfished super hard. Bet she's massive.

She lives behind Madigan Plaza

Damn the thread was fun while it lasted

Fucking hell...

Well, I was really excited to duck your brains out, but with no picture, and no address, I'm going home. (If she doesn't reply in 5 min)

;(

That's quacktastic!

Is Atlas pizza a chain?

>duck your brains out
I had no idea ducks were so good at fucking humans user

If this thread goes south, tell her "you know what. Fuck you bitch. And you tell T to get ready cause I'm coming to wreck that faggot. I'll fuck his face up and slit his throat. You tell him I'm coming"

Option a) ask for address. Someone on Cred Forums finds out who lives at said address and we can stalk social media page.

Option b) after all is lost and hope abandoned. Call it. So we can at least know gender.

Really we just need the number. Post that in fuckbook and you usually get the profile.

It already WENT south bruh...either that or this bitch is slow at texting

Holy fucking this!!

No, there's only one in the city

I mean, she could be showering or just getting ready. Sounds like the slut needs to do some housekeeping

Mini's info checks out

Send another dick pic with "why would gotta keep this big boy waiting?"

Stalk mode engaged

OP here. I think she found out I wasn't Al or some shit.

This actually seems like a scam to rob someone

Why did yall ever think it was a dude i guarantee mini is female tell her youre almost there quit bsin

I say reverse number lookup can work too and then type the address, get it, double check with her then tell her he can't make it because he had his leg cut off by a midget or some shit and his friends are too busy to give him a lift

I think if I left now, we might we a reply!

So the dick pic one

Cause the real al prob called her ha.. Just call the #

Of course it is, which is why I asked Cred Forums to help me fuck with this person

Bump. Fuck taking so long they need to reply already. Pic related. Mfw waiting for justice.

I'm near Memorial Drive. Please deliver OP

No user. It's most likely a trap.

>OP goes into Atlas Pizza
>Sees this

idk man I think I could beat you

Triggered bitch found

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OP, this is starting to seem like more and more of a trap. Post the number? I want to do some doxxing.

I LOVE THIS OP. VERY RARE NON-FAGGOT. BRAD WALL APPROVES

>tips fedora
>sucks off OP if he keeps delivering

She wouldnt give up the address deliver OP

OP here, should I just come clean and tell the person I'm not Al?

Uhm...Mini said she had a kid...so not underage

ATLAS PIZZA PARTY AND GANGBANG

Im pointing out that the person texting OP is probably a scammer/robber i guess im the retard

No why?

No, post the phone number.

I'll give you a day lead! Go!

Oh, I doubt that really, more or less they're stupid as fuck and unable to recollect what sausage is dumped into their vagina

Mini is assumed to reside in this complex here

Squid ward you simpleton give me the secret formula

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Yea I live in the Appalachian mountain valley area of the US or whatever so anyone in that country go get a slut

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winrar

Let's go bro

pic related (video):

candidgirls.io/v/054142ee32

Post the # already OP fell off

Getting the dog sled team ready

Holy fuck amazing

The fastest route might be the other way, assuming the earth is flat.

Someone post a phone number for us (not random, someone you know)

Post screenies of replies if you go after them. dubs rule.

Jesus fucking christ! ! !

OP HERE. she responded.

Blocked out her address for legal issues and other shit I don't wanna deal with .

Bump

go get nudes

So I take it you took a sexy little shower pic for me

Noggle, we already know the address of atlas pizza

Addresses and phone numbers are public record, don't be a fag. Get nudes from this cunt.

This. Fuck dubs get nudes

If you get this cows nudes you'll be crowned the nights greatest OP

>blocked adress
>she doesnt remeber who she fucks

op you are cockblocking anons who live nearby, what if this is some 30yo virgins chance at fate

"Why can't you send me nudes? Got a nigga cock in yer ass?

OP, if you actually meet her and she gets all confused, tell her you thought she was your ex, who is also named Mini.

Enhance.

Y CANT we have Moar ppl lik OP?!

Doesn't prove anything

Mini Mouse you faggot

dumb bitch isn't handing them nudes over

We need more enhancing

what about a little tease?

GG. /thread

Is it as tight as I remember?

Address so we can kill the bitch

>mini young

topkek

Can I see a picture of you ? It's been awhile since last time

U have to take'em.

U enroute by the way? Or any other user...

OP, mini might be the lazy bartender?

Tell her you had to stop to jack off

some user go get nudes

I'm convinced that this is some nigger.

"SUCK MY COCK NIGGER KIKE BITCH OR ILL TELL MOMMY"

>as thigh
are you sure you're not the nigger?

Wtf they mean how many times wtf lol

You dont remember? Im not cumming

Proverly a troll

re roll