Walk in home

shoot the nigger, proceed to cum in my wife to further the white race, then call the police saying nigger robbed us during sex. they will believe me

> film it
> upload it and create a short .gif of it
> post it to Cred Forums and ask what people would do if they walked in on it
> perpetuate the cycle

kill both

leave

Fuck the nigger in the ass. Not gay but must assert dominance.

Kek

Beeline to hospital for aids test
Then dump bitch

mysides.jpg

feel awesome cause amber blank would be my gf

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I'd beat the mother fucker's ass.
Then tell or make her get the fuck out.

>You've been nigged by, you've been fucked by a smooth criminal

The only option for men.

No wife or gf only people who keep me company feels good to be a pansexual sociopath

Kill yourself, the cuckolds are the lowest form of life

Bend that nigga over and fuck him in the ass as well

>pull out gun
>shoot nigger in head
>shoot bitch in stomach
>grab gas can
>soak her
>ignite
>stand there while we both burn

I'd ask what my gf/wife is doing humping this lame white girl while Im not home

> considering a girl that worthily

be this

The ol' reddit blackaroo

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Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Счастья народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметём!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведём!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!

>I fuck a guy and I'm not gay
Faggot

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lol

sauce?

get the camera. this is going in my scrapbook!

translation:
Indestructible Union of free republics
Great Russia has welded forever.
Created in the will of the peoples
One, the mighty Soviet Union!

Hail, our free,
Friendship of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of national
Let leads from victory to victory!
Through tempests shone us the sun of freedom,
And the great Lenin illuminated our path:
Stalin raised us - on loyalty to the people,
To labor and heroic deeds inspired us!

Hail, our free,
Happiness of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of national
Let leads from victory to victory!
We raised our army into battle.
Invaders despicable the way smetёm!
We are in battle to decide the fate of generations,
We glory in his motherland povedёm!

Hail, our free,
Glory of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of national
Let leads from victory to victory!

its only gay if you enjoy it

В тему

Too bad there are no men on Cred Forums. Only big talkers behind their computer screens.

This is true, plus I'd rather be a faggot than a cuck.

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Join in and start fucking the guy in the ass

I wish cuck heritics would just die

Speak American...
This is 'Murica you commie dog shit

walk a way, she is busy...

>Wat do

>Leave room
>Go on computer
>Go to Cred Forums
>Fap to cuckold porn
>???
>Profit

Fuck Her Face, It's Amber Blank

Fucking Google porn.

eh hm

1.it's not gay if it's you're hustle
2.not gay if balls dont touch
3.not gay if you wear a wig
4.not gay if you cry after
5. is gay if you touch yourself while it's happening , after is fine

god dam how fucking new are you user, this is just basic shit ffs

Do pic related

Deploy the nigger deleter.

GO BACK TO NIGRICA NIGGER

Sauce?

turn 720 deg and cartwheel away

Sauce

Pause for a moment and imagine this guy could fuck your wife/gf and you loved her to the point that it really didn't matter. Invincible couple.

it's called fuck off faggot.avi

"While you're hard at work,
she's with some dude tryin to get off?
Fuck slittin her throat,
Cut this bitch's head off!"

Burn the house down

>wife/gf

lol

the fuck is wrong with you and cucks?
someone is taking your women, how can you respect yourself or her after that?

"wait, maybe theres an explanation for this shit"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

No cuck, but love should go deeper than meat in her vag. You pass that point of being in love you have something pretty unique.

I would be like, ok whatever, and walk out. If she's my gf I'm probably still young so whatever, guess I just made a shitty character judgement. If I'm married and a bit older, no big loss. There are plenty of decent unmarried women in their thirties. Hell, I'll probably even get a shineyer newer model. I mean I would be a bit upset that a friend betrayed me like that, but I wouldn't let someone else's decision ruin my life. It will be fun to watch her shit fall apart, cause lets be honest, an affair is no way to start a relationship, and then she comes crawling back to me and I shut her down.

i get the fuck out because that's not my house and who the fuck are they?

gonna need a source

well ofc you still love her (if you ever did)
but if she does this behind your back how can you say she loves you?

I just couldn't trust that person anymore

Real love isn't jealous though.

Edgy

Says whom? You?

Join them

1 Corinthians 13:4-8

I'd kick her out and never let her come back. I'd always have everything in my name alone so in case shit like this happens she cant try and fuck me over.

I need loyal ass not cheating

I love that doujin.

If you were a sociopath you wouldn't need people to keep you company you autistic edgelord. Go back to tumblr with your self diagnosed bullshit you faggot.

Nice bait. Let's see who falls for it.

Amber Blank

jizz in my panties, kneel and ask if i may watch or if i can be of any assistance ofcourse

360huh?

take a pic
use it in court
divorce

Have fun going to prison for a nigger and a whore

whats with the fuzzy pizza?

kick her out of what is obviously my house because I make the money in the relationship, make her live in whatever slum the black guy lives in to get raped by blackie's friends

American isn't a language fatass

id say this:
go post your samefag experience on 4chin
there are a bunch of worthless people there who will give you attention and you can feel good about yourself.
nobody cares.
/moving on
/sage

Yes it is

So why am I speaking it?
>Commie faggot - 0
>American Speaking Overlords - 1

How to get guaranteed replies

1. Get a picture of a black guy and white girl fucking

2. Upload to Cred Forums with the caption 'walk in - see dis - wat do'

3. Wait for the cucks and retards to respond.

everyone should know her trademark shirt on porn. i've heard she has some sort of big tattoo and that's the reason for it, anyone can confirm?

Call Cincinnati Zoo and tell them I found Harambe

Get gasoline, dump around the house, dump inside, walk outside, light on fire.

Burn those socks.

I would film them and then file for divorce. If she refuses then I blackmail her

> Rage
> Let my dogs in (they hate gf anyway)
> Watch dogs eat monkey and gf
> Bury any leftovers in meat ant nest behind my house
> Use their phones to text each other a long conversation about running away together, wear hoodie to with withdraw everything from gfs bank account using the ATM near her house
> Go on with my life

I would film them and then file for divorce. If she refuses then I blackmail her. No pun intended

I would film them and then file for divorce. If she refuses then I blackmail her

You're speaking english you diseased rhinocerous pizzle

This is the best option

This is the best option

This is the best option

Lol she's already blackmaled.

This is the best option

don't you know that if you turn 360 degrees, then you'll just be facing them again? Turn 165 degrees, newfag.

Its from cum eating cuckolds
You must be new

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Shoot nigger, quickly punch wife super hard in face, tear hair, shoot her with niggers gun, plant it on him

Call 911 crying that your wife was being raped and he shot her and you shot him because he had a gun

Walk away Scot free.

He's a nigger, he has a gun obviously

Your the dumbass that would leave evidence, this ain't amateur hour fag stfu

>Kill her.
>Knock out the nigger
>Wait about 30min-1he
>Shoot the Nigger
>Place murder weapon of wife in nigger's hand
>Tell cops you came home to see a Nigger raping her lifeless corpse and he had a weapon.
>Get away with murder

Say "good luck with that nigger babby" and moon walk out of the room.

Grab my shotgun and let the hunt begin

Wonder why a black guy is in my bed and wildly humping the air.

>wonder when I got wife/gf
>wonder how these strangers got into my house

>i remember that cuckold porn

I'd be more disturbed by the fact that my girlfriend turned white than the fact that she was banging someone else.

Kill them both then shoot at the cops when they arrive, die in a hail of bullets.

Turn 4K degrees and walk away

welcome to Cred Forums new friends

Turn 4K resolution and walk away

Turn UHD degrees and walk away

Most rewarding option.

Send copies to all her friends and family.
Clean out all the accounts.
Then disappear.
Start over someplace else.

Or
Choke him out, shoot her, put his prints on gun.
Pore booze down his throat, then boogie on out and wait for the show to start.

Making a mess and calling 911 would be a nice touch as well.

Right back at them!

Get some popcorn and start filming. GF gonna be bbc star

It allways works, the best are moralfags and those who "knows whats going on

easy
1.shoot nigger in head
2.shoot her in head
3.wipe prints
4.put gun in nigger hand
5. shoot myself so it look legitimate
6.local hero because i shot thug in self defense

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>what is DNA

newfag

Is that carpet a pizza

Google is raping my wife!

>being this much of an autistic neet.

Welcome to Cred Forums

I'd tell the nigger to hurry up and cum and get the fuck out. lol. He's already fucking her, so why not finish?

The old OJ trick.

no dna when wearing gloves

Underage samefag detected

>You've been nigged by, you've been fucked by a smooth criminal

Kill both with two different guns. Put gun that I killed wife with in Nogs hand, keep gun I killed nog with on me. Call cops and say I came home to the nigger raping my wife, nigger shot when he saw me and I shot the nigger before he could get me.

Yeah, I'd probably do that too...

Pretty much this.

Rape nig in front of wife, kill nog in front of wife, beat wife within an inch of her life

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пошел нахуй отседова, соотечественник

Is she his grandma or something?

call 911, police kill em. Buy a coffee.

What, she tripped, fell and landed on his dick?

1. Knock them both out
2. Drag them both to the basement
3. Tie them up to chairs sitting across from eachother
4. Wait for them to wake up
5. Once awake I take a dull rusty knife and without a word chop off the guys dick
6. Burn the wound shut
7. Cook the cock and force feed it to wife
8. Rape the nigger
9. Sew wife's pussy shut and coterize it
10. Turn on gas
11. Drug them and untie them
12. Escape to safe distance and watch as house goes up in flames
13. Move on to next victoms

What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

And sing campfire songs..

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Actually it kinda is. It's American English.

>That edge

You'd never get past step 1 and we all know it, faggot.

Put my dick up his ass and rub his nipple with one hand as I draw my gun with the other. I whisper in a soothing voice, "I like how u got yo hair did".

I like the way you think.

But what if he did

Shot them at angle that lets me only use one bullet save money on killing them

Teleport behind the nog and stab him through his vile heart with my million fold katana. As his life slips away I lean over and whisper the last words he'll ever hear in his ear
>Psh, nothing personnel kid

what movie is this??

nice try
but I will never have a wife/gf

kek

>You're speaking English
Last time I checked AMERICA beat the English you commie liberal faggot . Speak American, your on AMERICAN INTERNET

This is the best thing ever written by anyone

>Hey mom, dad. The job in Hollywood is going well... I'm finally... an actor... haha. No, the film isn't done yet... but you can... see it when it's done. haha...

some user once said it was a solider of fortune sequel but I don't know for sure.

>I'd tell you to get tested for AIDS but I see you're already black

Probably cut himself to death on that edge, before he reached the basement

>see wife/gf like this
>my black male wife is fucking my white gf

This, only with a dog a as a buffer between the you and the nogger for that super special extra aids protection.
>Also protection frm the niggery

and the Vietcong beat the americans, yet you don't speak Vietnamese

>Vietcong
>Beat THE USA
That's cute ling ling. We only left Vietnam because we realized Afghanistan had better oil

Ask how the fuck blacks gained so much power

koreans beat them too

pure and simple

MANDOGTRIAN!1!1!

no if he t urns 360 ps4 will stil have no gems

>ps4
>no games

PICK ONE NEWFAG EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE GAME CALLED BLOOD BORNE

Tell her to pack her shit & get the fuck out,
shoot the nog

not him but bloodborne is shit also im gonna have to write you up for that caps key bud

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What the fuck dude

How the fuck does Russian anthem apply here? You're just a fag that:
1- doesn't speak Russian
2- found a "wall of text" in a language that looks cool and posted it for attention
3- based on prior two, a trump supporter. Mainly cause unintelligent loser fag

Id tell jesse and daquan to payme a house fee for shooting their pornos

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Nice trips!

Meh. Fuck him in ass

my sides

>Walk out of room
>Pack her shit while they fuck
>Tell bigger to take her and her shit and gtfo

Because I am not an edgelord with anger issues. Women ain't shit, replaceable af. Going to jail for killing a cheating woman is retarded.

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360 to the kitchen and put the kettle on.

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New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!

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I'm sorry wtf is up with that carpet

go to the gas station, buy some fuel (a lot and the higher the octanes the better results...), back home, make sure that all the surroundings are full of fuel, throw a bucket of fuel on them, run outside the house, throw a zippo lighted thru the door and close it, cross the street and watch the whole place become a little personal hell... eventualy can hear them scream and say "ups! they are a really hot couple!"

Who

Call the police because I don't have a wife/gf.

Bitch nobody here speaks Zangeif

Ask her how did your hair grow so fast.

"Denise? When did you turn into a black man? And who is that skank?!"

Grab my sword and say " there can be only one" and precede to commit suicide.

Take pics call my lawyer.

He will accidentally fall down stairs on the way out.

Go put my dick in her mouth. This situation just opens the door for me to go fuck other chics and get my threesome as well.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's crying cuz the pizza fell on the floor.

Joint the train from behind?

hey Cred Forums, what should I do to get a handjob from my roommate before she goes to work? she leaves in 2 hours.

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blokes are blokes and its what we do!!! i'd punch the fucker out of principle and beat the shit out of my missus.....pieces of shit - no woman is trust worthy all dirthy whores!!!!

i've banged heaps of married sheilas and engaged birds..... birds that have been with their partner for 5+ years. no woman is worth the head fuck!

that is exactly it

underrated post

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>walk in
>see MOM do this

DON'T KID YOURSELF FAT ASS.NO ONE HERE HAS A WIFE OR HOUSE TO WALK INTO

Say "OMG wife, why are you fucking a white chick in glasses?"

I'd do what her husband did. Encourage her to take miles of black cock and then divorce her when she becomes pregnant from a BBC and wants to keep it.

Holy fucking kek on high

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Fucking kek

Truth be told.

>This is the only correct answer. Well done user.

pull out phone, take a few pictures and then sneak up and start punching in the back of his head until his skull has caved into his brain, she's next

>skeletonsinmycloset.gif

>Take pic
>Use as evidence against wife/gf for >animal abuse/bestiality.
>???
>Profit

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>dump her
>go to Dr
>get AIDS test

>take pics
>file for divorce
>use pics as evidence during divorce
>file for custody of my 2 sons
>take now ex wife to cleaners

>Only answer to OP dilemma.

See, why can't Cred Forums be more like this?

I'd get behind big nigger jim and slap his ass periodically, then possible fuck him.

Don't have gf, have bf instead.

I would join though. That slut has two more holes without a cock in them.

Id be fucking happy
Looks like she's lost about 80lbs

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FUCK OFF AIDS SPREADING MENTALLY ILL FAG

Ha, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Id fuck her face.
And thats a fucking win cause thats Amber Blank. Shes such a melty fucking pig slut, and shes hot. She will do anything and everything.

ikr, she has a phd in semen extraction

Right?

Finally, an user who has finer tastes.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Demand to see proof of STD test and references that they are clean and responsible in the months since the last test.

yikes

>let wife/gf almost cum
>shoot the google in head
>shit in bullet hole
>cum on whore
>let her be sexually frustrated for a month