You know what to do. Get me laid Cred Forums

Girl you're hot as fuck, you know that?

Send this pic? Damn op, idk

I would appreciate some nudes ;)

check'em

Keep this going guys...

Check out these 2 same numbers

this

this

or 3....... that is suffice

Check'em

Ask her if she was touched by a dirty sand nigger Muslim

winrar

this is why you never get girlfriends

roll

Do it op.... and I will love you

well shiet

so real quick. I don't pullout or wear condoms is that ok?

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But...... I'm married with a pregnant wife :)

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And she never speaks to you again. /thread

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Ooohhh... unexpected dubs you can use

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And ggwp no re

lol she going to send her brother or EX Bf to kick your ass

All you fucking gold digging whores make me sick.

You ruined it you replied to much faggot

I will put my dick in your hot tub.....

Gifts are for people who give. Show me that body girl

Tell her your soul is screaming for nudes

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Do this now

dem trips tho

winrar

Dem dubs though

shieet

Would it bother you that I'm partially circumcised?

Not sure about the hot tub but I can definitely install something. Like the
ol' pee in the vagee. Nadda mean?

How do you feel about rape? Either way I'm not giving you a choice

Dem singles tho

You're not really helping me get laid...

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Kek

I have to sneak out without my old lady hearing

Yes, there was really a question that you had the potential to get laid.

Just messin around about the pregnant wife thing but srs, I want to has sex on you.

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Gg. Checked

Gg. Checked kek

YOU NEED A SAVE
"My friend took my phone haha"

Can you express ship me some bleach?

She doesn't have to find out.

Look, if you're not gonna send noodz, no biggie. I've still got my hand and a bottle of lotion. Your call.

Well she was pregnant but I punched her a couple times so I don't think it's as big a deal anymore

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JUST SEND ME TITS YOU SEXY FUCK

kfc manager

Tell her "if you haven't realized it yet, you'll be my pregnant wife

Yes! Your friends took your phone! Don't let this be a check mate

All I want is you. Let me come over and defile you

Lol, mate, I'm just kidding. I'm not married and don't have a baby on the way, but you and I could change that. I've always loved the smell of fresh pussy in the morning

i want to laugh but jesus fucking christ OP you had that shit in the bag and you let these dipshits ruin it

I need a pre game warm up tho, i need to see those tits and that ass spread wide

So what? I had 3 last year and none of those girls gave me this much trouble. Noodz?

winrar

you are gay and fake and i hate you

Say you want to cover her in green paint and spank her like a disobedient avocado

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OP listen closely.

Take the highroad here. Tell her you've loved her for *insert sufficient time* and tell her you want that FUCKING NUDE DAMMIT

Genius

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I believe in you

Here are your 6 gets. Send this, and quit sending so many messages u sperg

show me your tits

We must get that to win.

im sorry but a bunch of people on Cred Forums are telling me what to say

Nice

I hope bruhhh.need some tot kek

im a lowlife who hangs on Cred Forums all day and lets a bunch of 12 years old on the internet decide what i should type to you

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ask her who user is

I'm 12 and a half thank you

winrar?

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She cropped out her boyfriend lmao

I produce music.

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"estaba bromeando chava vamonos de fiesta y pago motel"

Say "if I had a two quarters to give to the most beautiful girls in the world, id give one to you, and the other to our daughter."

Can someone translate this moontalk

How most of us look

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Smooth ass operator, rollin for this

Show me tits

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At least you cut your losses

Good job op you faggot

GREAT FUCK
SHIT FUCK ABORT
FUCK ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>nigga stop I can't
>you could have stopped and had it all
>why

Say *youre

Accurate.

The mission is a fail

Damn you guys suck. What am I going to say to her when I see her in college next week?

This user

Squidward you simpleton give me the secret formula

no clue but man you got balls of steel

Screenshot thread to save face

Right? I honestly would have been more amused to see him succeed.
I guess after... JFC is it a god damn decade now? No, almost 12? Fuck...
Too jaded to humor in failure. Want success now that I'm an adult.

Just tell her you were drunk or somebody stole your phone, and if she shows you the messages say "well, I do want to fuck you"

Ask her to check for dubbs

this

"I'm going to write a groundbreaking theory on socioeconomics and then I'm gonna shag you bitch"

Please don't have me arrested

Pretend like nothing happened. You did nothing wrong

If she was truly down to roll, that defile line woulda made her wanna get it

>hi jade about Last week... I just got a nice bathtub you down?

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My friends put me up to this, they're gone now. I'm sorry.

Include me in the screenshot

>mfw you went to Cred Forums to ruin your chance

Wait.

What the shit fuck dick nigger.

I mean, we could always ruin her Facebook.

Traitor!

Your a fucking nigger OP.

Nigga, like we are not really pretending to make this at least interesting

Ebin

totally

Going to hack your phone now.

yoo jade here thanks for playing along bros.. good luck finding my facebook too. cheers to u lonely fucks.. and btw - i love my bf very much so dont even try to message me being thirsty on kik

Can someone like rekt op?

ur gay

Include me in the r/Cred Forums post or your mother will get raped by Trayvon Martin.

fuck outta here

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no one fucks with Cred Forums...

You bitch. Yeah you. Put this shite in the goddamn screenshot.