REKT thread

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thats a god dam long jump, but it's so worth when it happens

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when your hombre spills the beans

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That poor hat... Just thrown out there like it's nothing

She should get a tattoo of a chair on her arm. They put a tally mark for every chair she destroys.

Stupid faggots.

Creepy hands, but amazing.

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haha

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Finally got them. "Rag heads in their natural environment." Hope it doesn't dissapoint.

Motorcycle the guy was on.

His leg

Body parts

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His head and such.

Not my pics but other ones.

Aaaand last one. Hope you enjoyed.

Disgusting. I can't believe the army would blow up another unarmed civilian. Figures. What can you expect from today's military?

kill them all, or let them kill themselves

>Cred Forums sold to Lowtax.

The creepy hands are what make it good, you jagov bitch nigger

The person filming isn't stupid.
There's only one guy, unless by "faggots" you mean him and you...

Let me help

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Is he alright now?

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I always feel bad for this cop. He seems unprepared for the situation and is just dispatched like that.

>gf found out he was cheating

Yes

topkek

>and that cloud looks like Ricky Gervais...

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>mmm cozy glass blanket zzzzzzzzzzz

He shouldn't have crossed the Rubicon to confront Pompey, man. That's where he went wrong.

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243553797306/76561198265815693

lol, awesome

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cmon petey you can do it

He needs a sharper knife.

Kek

It's really about time this one got retired

Damn dood, white kid has skills

>That last drink really went to his head.

Like this?

Where is this? Backstory?

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hahaha damn man, thats fucking great. blackpowder burns hot enough without alu and the other pyro metals. that fucker would be blistered up for weeks

nice oc

moar?

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See how much easier it is when you have a proper knife?

>he doesn't know that 99% of everything in these threads is old

what a waste of quads

OMG QUADS

Syria; neither one is ISIS; about 4 or 5 months ago; kid was like 12

This is ISIS

Sorry, not OC

This is OC

today in niggerland...

I do know that 12yo jagov bitch nigger! But I see that one literally every thread, so go fuck your own throat!!

okay that's hardcore

>poor rat/mouse :(

Suck a dick. What was said needed to be said.
The quads only validate my statement, queer

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Anyone got animal electrocution??? i dont know why the reactions to the electricity is amazing.. before their heart is overcharged and stopped

WHY!

I may have called you a jagov bitch nigger, but that is an awsome vid. Exactly the type of newer stuff we need

STORY?

this is what happens when all cops know is how to draw their gun, well apparently not even that

Dude, what the fuck.

Life is a bitch

>mfw

Reversed

:(

damn that dude just ate a mouse

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>newer stuff
Like I said... But there's always something new to someone. And once in a while someone actually posts new content. Meanwhile I shitpost.

Just it's head...

Kill yourselves

>the white male is confronted by a male of a similar species over the ownership of the mate
>the white male knows he will need to defend his female if he wishes to mate with her, and thus pass on his genes
>as the black male whoops with the other black males in an attempt to impress the female and the other black males, the white male begins his display
>the white male begins the ceremonial dance. In a display of power, he approaches the black male
>the dance has done it's job. Intimidated, the black male hesitates
>when he finally does attack, it is too late. Having gained the upper hand through his display, the white male strikes

I saved your vid. This is definitely new. Happened in muh town a month ago...

#blacklivesmatter

LOL its fucking backwards

It's a reverse webm. They actually rescued the doggo

I really hope that the mother cat made it. Do you have the source of this?

I didn't commit the acts you slow human.

I just post filth

I remember seeing this in like '04
Shits (g)old

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No. No body knows, except that the cat woke up during surgery

Russians are like characters in a bad anime
>"IVAN! DO YOUR BEST, IVAN SENPAI! YOU CAN DO IT, WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!! DON'T LOSE!"
>"your friends cheer you on, but it's all for not. You cannot defeat me. My power is absolute"
>"tch... sorry, but... I can't afford to lose"
>*drinks vodka*
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"
>"NANI!?!? What is this???"
>"MY ULTIMATE POWEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"

I had a dog once :( feels

Yeah, that one's ancient, but I hadn't seen it in awhile. This one might be newer...

HAHAHA IS THAT A FUCKING BOILED DOG?

You guys do realize that vid is in reverse, right?

What is that? Hope it's a sword.

He's not giving CPR, he's trying to mate with the dead cat.

He's trying to fuck it you newfags

the cat made it
it lived to tell the tale

Yessir

lol

It was a piece of wood. The nigger died in Kelso WA. Everybody here celebrated

Why the fuck are you telling me, I just thought it was a funny filename, now get off me, nigger!

He died in Kelso?

I live in longview I never heard about this. wtf

Just clarifying to anyone who's fucking stupid.

YOU GOIN TO JAIL NAH

I love how the door open like "Here, I gatcha buddy"

Yeah, I actually live in Longview too. He was killed at the Flying K on this side of the bridge (technically Kelso). It was like a month or two ago, topps

I fucking kek'd

Ok

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Oh yeah. I thought you were talking about the shooting video.

Yeah I remember that guy at the flying K. I was waiting for a chimpout but then realize that there aren't a lot of black people in longview, and the shooting wasn't close enough to the line to warrant it.

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Yep, nobody cared!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>filename
kek

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seen this before, i think this happened in my hometown. Any details on the incident?

KEK

Is this fake? Probably, but it's pretty funny

No. I just wish I could here the sound of that nigger bitch's jaw shattering...

Ugh, this reminds me of the time a Mexican kid vomited beans on my hand in first grade, strangely his vomit had glitter in it.

Are you fucking retarded? That's not mating behavior you fucking moron. That looks like grieving.

Nigger-me-do

Why is it that everyone looses it with cat related shit? people being burned alive and having hands cut off it top kek but as soon as it's a cat that's too far.
IMO It's karma for all the mice and rats and birds they have killed in their life..

haha i can totally imagine this going down in one of my trashy, bourbon-sipping, broke-ass, redneck friend's auto shops

OOOOOONNNNNNE PUUUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!

yeah I was looking for this one for ages, saw it on live leak and never again. Fascinating to see how the animal deals with that. still flailing around after being snapped in half. Much like all the mice its killed in its life.

Maybe they were magic beans....huh! huh!
Guys?

Holy shit this is amazing.

Was he known around town?

And why the F did the cop in that vid not slam in to the guy's door? Kind of triggers me.

Well it was a kitten and those people are clearly hunger too. Just saying there might not have been many mice in the cats past...

Is baby OK? I like filename very much.

one of the few times i really hoped the whitey gets some

Man I hate the faggots who do this. Animals are better than people.

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The guy was in the other video at the gas station, not that one. A few people knew him, I didn't, but I hear tell he was a homeless psycho fuck

police brutality. why didn't he talk to him first? he was in a very emotional state.

Yeah, all those ancient monuments built by animals and advances in science. They are the best.

lost

No one knows...
As far as the filename goes I was shocked that the original guy that posted it didn't think of that first. There can be no other name

>one wipe with the tail (that you know hasn't been cleaned since he did that the day before)
>clean enough for me to put my mouth in it

A person was better than this animal...

Lost

The truly funny thing is the nigger had already committed the robbery! He came back while the cop was there investigating it!

That whole mat. He missed that WHOLE FUCKING mat...

weak chin.

As much as I want to be racist here, to be honest these people should burn in hell. Just them.

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smart move. maybe too much pot

By "them" you mean every nigger on Earth. Got it

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wow 2014 black people are a religion of peace

More like too much meth and whats known as "spice"

gon' need bit more than a push up to remedy that shit

>dammit, she has gloomy tits

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and it all started with internet porn. better stop being kinky at the right time.

:'(

They'll never have the dedication to match the Arabs, who despite their obvious flaws are a superior race to the common nigger

>gloomy

I was thinking about posting a comment about those horrific breasts, but I think you summed it up perfectly

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Who cares? It's just another worthless fuckin' nigger baby. I watch that shit for a mother fuckin' laugh!

i am sure they did their job. depleted

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MODS MODS MODS

stfu bitch

He was already dead why would u keep stabbing

It's been shown countless times by now, calm down. Now I do have a vid where a cat is tortured with a dagger and every time I've seen it posted the op gets erased a little bit later, so idk...

For the fun of the stab!

Eric cartman on a Jewish church

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*Synagogue
Sorry, I had to be a dick, but did you notice that he wiped his ass with a plastic bag? Mother fucker deserves to die

Is this rekt?

The dudes reputation was probably rekt...

>not calling it officer quickdraw

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hoooooooooly shit. man I feel bad for them.

definitely. anyone who cant decide whether to turn windows feature on or off is a major idiot.

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I did not user.

But he got 2 options, his hands or the bag

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I dont think you read the story right

any news on this? googled Chymo didn't find nutton

passes the video and i tell ya if it is

He should have used his Cartman beanie...

Thanks for kek

Hello taco guy

Why the chick one dont do nothing

Dammit user that explotion happen in his ass

Chymo just means Child molester, it's kind of a local term. Anyway, all I've heard is that vid is legit , but the guy pictured isn't the owner of the CP

Women are useless, why else?

that gave me the weirdest boner ever...

rekt.

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Nevermind this is th explotion

Looks like he gave up before he even got started. Hopefully a nigger broke into his house mid-post and fucked him to death

wat

Well, that's all I got for to night.
It was nice talking to you anons!

>unarmed
badum tsss
also it clearly states confirmed terrorist

at first I were like nigga fuck off
but then i realised reverse gif

I say this because she stayed on the floor suffering for no reason

fuck off nigger

If he was circumcised, might as well, won't feel much different

fuck off nigger

Dat dead nigger bounce, doe

fucking nigger kill yourself

Fucking gross....
looks circumcised. Nasty.

Looks like another peaceful black man savagely killed by a white devil just because he was black.

god damn this post went from 100-0 real fast

lol stupid cat

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in >gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Harambe is that you?

I just wanted to protect him

not a fake at all

thats very sad :(

thread dying soon, thats sad :(

bump

bump

Remove kebab +1

lol the perfectly clean hat.

>How it feels to chew 5 gum

Dumb bitch, just play the game.
Nig nogs always showboating.

Everytime I see this shit I just scroll right on by I don't know why this crap still gets shit posted

shit head

While I agree the showboating is dumb, the straight up violence is worse man.

One moderate mistake doesn't excuse a larger one.

Poor monkey

niggs gonna nogg

Bahahahaha

>mfw this was in my hometown.

Never thought I'd see the day something would make nationwide news from Kelso.

that filename

I've been rekt

>White man
>Beats him up fast so he can get back to doing his job

Gun was right next to her ear she is gonna hear a ehhhhh for the rest of her life, also it does disorrient you a little

Dude got shot in the face before he even realized what was going on.

Carrot man saved the day

did he fall?

What the fuck is up with Eastern European males and capri pants? Enough!

please dont send this to her daughter

It's like my ass after a night of beer and taco bell

That file name
Kek

omg how can you put this?
oh nvm I thought it was a cat

i suddenly hate all black people

>)
he is even bouncing kek

Because humans deserve absolutely no empathy.

Animals, at least the ones that are killed in this thread, are defenseless, have no alternative motive but instinct to survive, and they are much cuter than disgusting humans.

I am a misanthrope, so watching humans go through pain or die or whatever, does not trigger me a bit. On the other hand I cannot even watch any animal get hurt, including cold blooded reptiles.

I am sure I am not alone too.

Funnier when the filename was "spilled beans"

Yes yes join us
Ain't many niggers worth the chicken they steal

dat uppercut/10

Stupid fucking googles

Nice. One less fucking human garbage.

heres an advice,
get outta here and dont come back

No thanks,I am fine here.

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Leave this board you soft cock.

fucking normies

He finally met his daddy.

Normies pay most of the taxes so we have a right to be here

kek

Fucking lost

Yeah man, hit a stick and shit got crazy.

A glass?

Fake.

I never noticed that until you pointed it out. How the fuck did it stay clean plus its white too! Cant go a day in a white t shirt without spilling shit and then there is this ass hole.
Best comment ever

Only after ten years in martial arts can i say he executed that long arm swing effectively (from kung fu) but my sparring knowledge also tells me that if he was up against someone who remotely knew boxing, he'd be fucked with a simple hook.

I found two strays a few years ago, I think they were brothers. Nicest kitties you've ever met. They weren't kittens anymore, but not quite full grown either. I wasn't really a cat person, but these two were awesome and I decided I would keep them.

I was working kind of a messed up schedule back then, 12 hours days, 6 days a week. I wanted to get them to the vet as soon as possible for a checkup and to get their shots, but I figured there wasn't a big hurry with it. I had a day off coming the next week, and the vet basically raped you up the ass for after-hours work. Well, a couple days before the appointment, the smaller one seemed sick. He wouldn't eat anything and just sort of laid there. I decided I would take them both to the vet first thing in the morning. But the little guy died during the night. When I went to the closet where I had set up their bed, his brother was doing the exact same thing as the cat in the video. Pawing and kneading him, licking him, trying to make him wake up. But he was gone.

I called the vet to see what I should do with the body. They said I could bring it in and they would dispose of it for free. I went to wrap the body in a towel and his brother put his paw on my hand and meow'd. And I lost it. I started crying like a little girl.

You are a little girl. A little bitch girl.

likeaglove.gif

I love how they just threw her inside the van. Maximum kek

I know. But I'd gotten so attached to them in the couple of weeks I had them. And the bigger one still doesn't seem quite as happy anymore. He just doesn't have the same energy.

Nignog beaten by a white woman.

>MAXIMUM KEK

and that's how you kill someone (term used loosely in this situation,) however, concrete + head = brain damage

They forgot the concrete post she was leaning against (couldn't stand on her own), and when she lost her shoe when being "helped" into the van.

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.........

Mission failed better luck next time

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

kek

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nigger's teeth

honestly i'm shocked theres not more of this out of china. The whole "the more they suffer the better they taste" thing should make for some epically awful videos

Are those triforces?

Dank 60 fps webm you got there user.

Thing is this looks impressive but anyone who even remotely knew how to fight would've wrecked his shit the white guy is a pussy the black guy was just an even bigger pussy however excellent display hope he got laid that night he deserved it

This is what is what five minutes away feels like.

He was a good boy going to church to feed the homeless.

He dindu nuffin.

Da po-lice be raciss.