Just caught this sucker invading my home. Dubs decides what I do with him

Raise it to eat the pests in your house (i.e coakroches, crickets, your neighboor's children, ect....)

DUBS DEMANDS IT

Looks like a wolf spider... leave him free or else other insects will be in your home. This spider kills and eats all the other shit that you actually don't want to deal with.

Microwave it and video it

Put it outside and leave it be.

That's awesome!

Mi cro wave the bitch ... and post the vid.

stick jar over penis and post

Let it go man

Wish granted. You're both gentlemen.

Run free little guy.

Well that was quick.

Now eat it

Now hunt it down

your going to regret letting that brown recluse loose

thats a wolf spider.

Good boy OP

Trips for hairspray flamethrower.

Now smite it.

feed him

Lick it

It's just a regular fucking house spider your retards
Bout as deadly as a fucking goldfish

Eat it

idk about that user
i got assaulted by one while in prison.
the fucker was tough as nails

boof it lil bitch

if dubs catch it and stick it in pooper

Did you not think there was a reason that he was behind bars?

Winrar

Damn....Man i dunno, even dubs ain't that powerful.

Maybe quads.....but not dubs

it is. they are fucking everywhere around here. i love em. people get freaked out when i let em crawl on me n shit.

they cant bite humans their jaws dont go past their head.

Where there's one there's more, it their home now OP, they may be kind and let you live there but you might want to start packing your things just in case

Next one fashion a fucking miniscule leash and keep it to pick up chicks