Just caught this sucker invading my home. Dubs decides what I do with him.
Just caught this sucker invading my home. Dubs decides what I do with him
Let him invade your home
Set it free
Eat it
put him on your dick and take pic
this
put him in the microwave. take pics after.
Put it in your pee pee hole
reroll. 2 minutes.
its been decided
Raise it to eat the pests in your house (i.e coakroches, crickets, your neighboor's children, ect....)
DUBS DEMANDS IT
Looks like a wolf spider... leave him free or else other insects will be in your home. This spider kills and eats all the other shit that you actually don't want to deal with.
Microwave it and video it
Put it outside and leave it be.
That's awesome!
Mi cro wave the bitch ... and post the vid.
stick jar over penis and post
Let it go man
Wish granted. You're both gentlemen.
Run free little guy.
Well that was quick.
Now eat it
Now hunt it down
your going to regret letting that brown recluse loose
thats a wolf spider.
Good boy OP
Trips for hairspray flamethrower.
Now smite it.
feed him
Lick it
It's just a regular fucking house spider your retards
Bout as deadly as a fucking goldfish
Eat it
idk about that user
i got assaulted by one while in prison.
the fucker was tough as nails
boof it lil bitch
if dubs catch it and stick it in pooper
Did you not think there was a reason that he was behind bars?
Winrar
Damn....Man i dunno, even dubs ain't that powerful.
Maybe quads.....but not dubs
it is. they are fucking everywhere around here. i love em. people get freaked out when i let em crawl on me n shit.
they cant bite humans their jaws dont go past their head.
Where there's one there's more, it their home now OP, they may be kind and let you live there but you might want to start packing your things just in case
Next one fashion a fucking miniscule leash and keep it to pick up chicks