I need some cultural advice, Cred Forums

I need some cultural advice, Cred Forums.
I'm starting college in about a week or so and I just found out that my roommate is going to be a Japanese dude.
What should I expect? I'm not xenophobic or anything I just feel like there are some things that I should know before I go and do some stupid Western shit and offend him.
Any racist comments and jokes are welcome, but I'd appreciate some actually helpful replies.

Bumping with Japan-related shit

Japanese males are dicks

the japanese are dirty fuckin people op. real human slime

they have no appreciation for human life. damn gooners

How so?

I had a Japanese roommate for six months.
It really sucked.
>he was messy
>he cooked everything in 1" of sesame oil
>everything in the house smelled like sesame oil
>he never left the apartment, even started working from there
>was self centered
>looked down on everyone else - off course, he's japanese
>after 2 months, started living Japan hours
>would wake up at 2pm
>would work until midnight
>would watch tv for 4 hours after that

fuckin japs

I should mention my university does not have the exact science kind of profile, it's more inclined towards human interaction shit like tourism

That kinda makes me happy we don't have a kitchen, since we'll live in the College Dorms. I feel sorry for your nostrils, user

>but I'd appreciate some actually helpful replies.

sorry, this was me. I'll give you some meaningful help.

Hey, having your first college roommate is hard enough when you're from the same background.
And he's going to have it even harder because his entire world is going to be different.
I would recommend you find someone else to dorm with once you meet more people.

Don't worry about culturally offending him -
you won't be able to help it.
The rules are complex and illogical.
And besides, it sounds like he's the one who should be adapting to here.

I don't think there's anything specific to know. Act like you would with any other roommate.

I guess you're right about him being the one whi should be making the effort to adapt. I just want to make it easier for him, I don't want to go through hours of awkwardness everyday

all that shit you see of japanese people cleaning up after themselves. it's bullshit. In reality, their cities, their capital -- its a fucking dump. A real shitty wasteland. It just isn't clean. Im talking about litter, and actual decomposing garbage in the streets. And they really are human slime. I bet you'll find yourself saying that after a month. It was fuckin gross when i toured there years back. I'm sure things haven't really changed since then. Ya' know, tradition and all.

I hear they have pixelated genitils...

You must start by offering him a pair of your soiled panties. He will then go on for a bit about honour and katanas and stuff and then you will kiss, watch tentacle porn and be officially friends.

Kek. That's gonna help a lot.
I hope the study abroad kind is at least a bit more civilized

Make sure he know Western Toilet

That just about what I hoped for

do not call his waifu shit
do not interfere with loli's pleading for him to notice them
respect the bentobox
bow to his sensei
respect his Italy ways

Wear a lampshade on your head as a sign of respect every time u have a meets with him

Have secret affair with his underage loli waifu asap and get her pregnant then disappear to leave him to raise your son in the ancient arts of the ninja.

otaku ways*

you shitting right? this shit is common with any major city. people are fucking lazy ass slobs. it's not just japan that's got their share of lazy assholes.

Do not worry about offending him. Everything you do he will disapprove because he already thinks he's better than you. No changing that mindset. However ... the Zerg will be in his room most hours of the day. Well, that is, until he comes out of his layer to leave a sink full of dishes for you to clean. Because they will be Your dishes he uses. Also, i'm calling it right now. He's going to say a lot of shit under his breath. Don't you dare let him get away with that. I have a lot of experience working with swamp rats and they're all the same. Do not resort to physical violence. Asians are the biggest cowards. They will get in your face to yell and point their finger, but be calm. You're better than them. Remember where you come from, user. He came here. You're here to stay.

Mine better be educated, I'm a short temper and I'll smack his ass if he says japanese shit under his breath

If you watch anime don't let him know. Manga is fine though.