Do you cutfags hate your parents for mutilating your dicks and so depriving you from experience and enjoying sex as...

>two toned skin
>dried head

Dude wtf did they do to your dick

Also, although I'm cut, I can jerk dry much the same as an uncutfag, which is why I can't understand why so many people think we constantly need lube.

I'm happy with my cock

Two-Tone Malone

yes. would loove to get the feeling to masturbate uncut.

that shit looks uncomfortable
jesus christ the rim on that helmet looks so dry
fucking what the fuck. that fucking scarred skin.

It has a tan line

That shit looks like a acid burn victim. You cutfags are pathetic defending the butchers that ruined your dick, enjoy fapping with lotion for life.

Looks similar to mine, albiet a bit longer.

Not like I get sex any way nowadays.

I was mutilated at birth, so I didn't get to experience life with a foreskin. While I am annoyed that it was only done because of a decades long superstition started by a fucking cereal guy to stop me from fapping (protip: it fucking didn't), it doesn't affect me.

You know a College Humor guy debunked that

>does this dick look weird? Ya
>does THIS dick look weird?
>they all look weird

I dont stare at other men's penises and sex is just fine. Couldnt care less. I dont know what im missing out on, what i have now is great, why care?

>Mad cause small peen
It's ok bro you'll get over it one day

cutfag here

been fapping almost everyday for 10+ years.
Never used lotion.
Is it gud?

>Believes college humor as fact
Just kill your self

No I'm happy about it. My dick looks nice and girls where I live are always happy I am cut since none of them want a turtleneck dick.

It's not that two tone lol, I think you guys are just hating on my filter game.

BTW why do you guys always post your ERRECTED dicks?
Horny? In fear of being the smallest?

>being this buttmad knowing a shit youtube channel is smarter than you

Have my foreskin. Love it. Have turned a lot of women on to uncut dick who never thought to try it before.

I prefer to see a hard dick, don't you?

Two-Tone Malone

>Neapolitan Dicks

Girls love my Ice cream.

my bf is cut and i love it. My ex bf was uncut, he was my first so i never really knew/experienced anything different. I much prefer cut - clean, dry, doesnt ever smell or look gross. 10/10 would fuck.

You're either a faggot whose opinion doesn't count, or your a woman whose opinion doesn't count until you post tits, timestamp, and sharpie in the pooper

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>college humor

>defending college humor
>thinking college humor is right

it must be hard being 12

This

Yes, 22yo & can't cum during sex....Thanks, jewcunt parents.

12.5 you fucking asskike

Nah, I like it raw.

I have a cock sock, so no worries.

>benefits of being uncut
>all the good looks of a cut dick

nope, i appreciate it, cos girls love it!

>Mutilated at birth
>dont know what it feels like to have that extra layer of skin
>cannot answer a woman some of our men’s problem
I kinda aopreciated the courtesy of my parents, but at the same time i feel like they took something away from me, namely, a complete manhood experience

not even acknowledged

I'm uncut and I have a girlfriend
weird haha

Most men in the world are uncut except for africa niggers, burgers, jews and sand niggers. why would be weird you having a gf.

oh, guess I've been conditioned by all the porn I watched before meeting her

>Inb4 people fall for this b8

cutfag raging hard over here

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You might have wanted to go with "Adam Ruins Everything, its kinda like myth busters only not canceled" instead of "a College Humor guy" as most of the 12 year olds on this site will assume that just means its a joke.

Rofl 2 colours and I weep for that dried head. Sorry fam, I truly am.

Who cares, the only reason westerners get cut is tradition, which was only started to stop kids from jerking off (which it doesn't do, it just gets slightly more difficult from what I have seen of uncut dicks). As a cutfag do I wish I were uncut? Kinda, but honestly thats just because us cutfags are in the company of jews, niggers and sand niggers.

Except you have to wear a sock lmao. And you're ignoring the fact that once you pull the foreskin back it pretty much looks uncut.

Yes. It has ruined my life, my sexuality, and my whole life now revolves around this fucked up decision made without my consent. Life is fucking cruel fam.

You are gay. If you needed a foreskin to be a complete man you are gay. Run, doh't walk, to the nearest gay bar and have a rough rider impale you bareback. It's the first step to your recovery.

What in the FUCK is that thing the op posted?

>Haven't replied

> browse Cred Forums
> see uncut/cut thread
> more guys concerned about dicks
> nobody here gets action anyways

i fucked this girl in high school that thought i lost my head because i fucked a lot. i am uncut. I'm assuming she failed sex ed.

yes, i wish i wasnt circumcised,

underrated post

its a pretty good dick, look kinda like mine, about the same size and what not, but my tip is a bit thinner and longer

Na, because like shaving it feels better. My dickhead is rubbing against her vag.

same, i have never used lotion once, dont get me wrong, i wish i wasnt cut, but its not as bad as people think

>both pink and brown in that dried up town

You should kill your parents for what they did.

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gf loves my uncut mushroom xD

at least now genital mutilation of boys and girls is now considered child abuse

if you have records of who did it to you, you can sue them and they will also be thrown in jail

Aw. They look sad.

how big it is?

honestly, having foreskin is a chore.
and zipping up your jeans, just to zip your foreskin is painful

I was circumcised because I had complications with my foreskin when I was little. Oh well, so is life.

No, I don't hate my parents.
I hate the doctor or medical professional that lied to my parents and told them it provided hygiene reasons and would avoid their son from being laughed at in the school showers. Yep, great reasons to MUTILATE YOUR GENITALS.

That looks extremely painful, like a sunburn or something. Yeesh... I'm so glad to be uncut.

No. My parents are german. And their parents took care of the jews.
Jews dead, dick alright!

the nails dude!!!

Amerifag here, i recently moved to London and i have hooked up with a couple of chicks and they found my cut dick really weird. Its not so popular outside the US i think, feelsbadman

>Small dried head
>Two Tone
>Gross finger nails

NEET virgin

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how big it is?

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So let me get this straight. You uncut fags arguments are purely cosmetic which means opinions are easily discarded. Risks for being uncut tho is living dead smelling smegma and ripping skin during sex which happened to a friend of mine who fainted from blood loss. Yea ill take my cut muscle missile anytime over that

do anybody else here have excess skin still attached right before the hole begins?

don't know why they didn't just fucking cut it off for me

>peel of banana
>its totally the same guys
Also your friend is an unsanitary white trash pig if that happened to him. You should start importing soap from Yurope.

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I'm cut and don't see what the big deal is. My head is very sensitive, I enjoy sex, have no trouble with orgasms, and can jerk off dry without any issues. I'm glad my parents did it, I think it looks better and stays cleaner. Honestly I have no idea why this cut/uncut debate happens so much.

Only a big deal to uncut fags

Doesn't change the fact that most men are lazy and that's a bunch of extra unnecessary maintenance.

>very sensitive
How would you know?
And why would you bring it up if it wasn't an issue?

>Do you cutfags hate your parents for mutilating your dicks and so depriving you from experience and enjoying sex as nature intended?
ITT: butthurt faggots stuck with ugly, stinky, cock-cheese filled smegma laden foreskin try and get the cut masterrace to question their superiority.

When will you uncut faggots wake up and realize you got a raw deal? Seriously, when will you make the appointment and get your dick cut so women won't be repulsed by the disgusting pile of skin between your legs...?

>Women See an Uncircumcised Penis for the First Time
>youtube.com/watch?v=SR9JCTeJazg

I would take that ice cream. Be polite and say thank you. Then throw it straight in the trash when I got out of the restaurant and go buy another one from another place made by a normal person who doesn't look like a creepy ass character from cabin in the woods.

Why would any fast food place hire someone that off putting. I bet they lost a tonne of business after he was hired.

Underrated Toast

Awww kquick kill it.

I know because if it was anymore sensitive I would say it would probably be more uncomfortable than pleasurable. I bring it up because uncut guys always bring up loss of sensitivity.

Yes.

mega kek'd

Holy shit....who is doing the surgery where u are! That's some third world shit right there...murica??

ITT: extreme samefagging

nice thread OP

>if I were OP

Do any of you honestly think that if a girl is already willing to fuck you, she's going to back out because you're cut/uncut?

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perhaps you don't realise that I was trolling you ; the 'head' is not that-much fun to those who were not circumcised ; it is secondary - the foreskin slides down the shaft and that is why we want deep penetration - where Taylors Ridged Band moved-to.
You're missing something - and I hope you never have to confront that - but please don't ever make your child confront that loss.
The reason Circumcision continues is because it helps the fathers of children to deny that something wrong was done.
- To Turn my statement around : If a father admits that it should not be done to his son / / // then it should not have been done to himself ; So he says it has to be done to his son [otherwise it was wrong in the first place].

And yet the majority of the world is uncut and is somehow doing fine, so obviously it's not pleasureable to the point of discomfort.

Also I was cut at birth and my cock is practically as numb as a finger. Its fucked.

WTF OP?!!!

>I was cut at birth and my cock is practically as numb as a finger.
In a ground-breaking study, Swedish scientists have shown that people can detect nano-scale wrinkles while running their fingers upon a seemingly smooth surface. The findings could lead such advances as touch screens for the visually impaired and other products.
>sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/09/130916110853.htm

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The fapping with lotion meme needs to end, I think the Eurofags are starting to believe it

Yurofaggits will believe anything. For fuck sake, they're still living under a monarchy

>this thread

My dick was circumsized at age 24, medical reasons. Sex is much better, dick looks bigger and better. No scars, just veiny and without the ugly sack.
Did I say the sex feels much better??
Don't hate what you don't know.

>ugly sack

you got castrated not circumsised you dumb fuck

They didn't account for all the Cred Forums spasms that actually like certain dicks

Yeah its one reason I don't mind death its like well my dick was mutilated in this life so why live.

thank you for your concern about my benis. but I still wont let you suck it.

mien fuhrer

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Sides in orbit

I hate my parents for stealing the tip of my cock, should I ask them for a foreskin operation for christmas or some shit?

pic related

Why do uncut fags make threads like this? it seems like you guys are the ones who are jealous that girls prefer our dicks to yours. lol

Why are you holding this niggers dick faggot?

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Lost

because he is a faggot

No difference in sexual pleasure between cut and uncut. Stop being insecure about your weird elephant trunk shaped dick.

jsm.jsexmed.org/article/S1743-6095(15)30172-7/abstract

pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/130/3/e756

Only people who think it matters is those that are uncut so they're trying to find some sense of superiority in their miserable lives. We all are. Welcome to Cred Forums.

Lost hard

keksimus

Nice bait, faggot

That sums it up.

underrated rot poast.

Yes, I am. Stop asking me about it.