Please, help a fellow btard out with some advice!

So... I'm right pretty much? I'm talking mainly about as a tourist anyway, I've lived in Japan and Korea and dating girls isn't difficult, but it needs ground work due to the more conservative nature, which takes time. So OP is fucked.

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-From user who worked there

No, that won't get you shit. The dude's pretty much right. Without speaking Japanese and without groundwork first you're fucked.

Naw, you're right. Two weeks will get you nothing. You can hit up the bars or something, but without at least basic Japanese it's a waste of time.

well, guess I'll put the excess founds into getting wasted on jap booze then

Don't fucking bother, seriously. As a foreigner most places will turn you away or scam you. In the worst case the cops get involved.

The easiest and quickest way to get laid there as a foreigner is the traditional way: go out to a bar/club and have fun.

Also: learn basic japanese. Enough to talk about simple subjects like food, drink, places, asking directions, talk about the weather, and your own country. You'd be surprised how few people speak english even in Tokyo, and you're not going to get anywhere without being able to communicate.

not how it works. only if girl reveals she is girl...idea being she only does so for special treatment.

Gonna need some sauce on that

So, basically I'll be getting the same shit I'm getting anywhere here in western europe (bars, girls) only with a japan themed background. Well, I've banged a few asian chicks, jap included, but that was on my turf. Wonder what the difference will be.

Still, would be so much win to get involved in some more jap related kinky stuff, but according to you guys, that is pretty much close to impossibru.

Also, I might as well add. There isn't much kinky stuff going on with normal Japanese girls. It's mostly missionary position and occasionally having your cock sucked. You have to be really good at Japanese to get anything cool. It took me years to finally figure that shit out and get stuff on the regular.

Worked in Tokyo and then Yokohama for around three years. Spoke broken Japanese when I first got there. Like a lot of people I'm the tread said no soap land or brothel would take my business and a lot of porn shops also didn't except my business(after I learned Japanese pretty both started taking my business). Had to get laid the hard way, by working at it but it didn't take long at all if your white and not fat, jap girls take a great interest to you at bars and cafes. So learn the language before you go, just enough to converse.

So, what all this kink sorrounding Japan is all about? Seriously. Or is this something that gets to western media only, and shows a great deal of bias?
thnaks to you as well bro. I'm already rethinking my main plans for Japan.

give source fag

your best bet is to learn enough japanese to hold business relationships and then apply for a porno shoot. Downside is you're on the internet forever, upside is you get paid.

That being said, your chances for kinky fetishist shit increase 10x fold if you go to any other SE asian country, like thailand or vietnam. Korea is also nice but I don't know how socially conservative they are.

They're really good at making porn. That's about it. The average person isn't kinky at all, but I'd say about 5% of all the girls in Japan are literally into some crazy shit. It's mostly just Westerners on the internet fantasizing about shit.

That being said, here's a pic I took the other day during something I set up. I've been meaning to dump these to Cred Forums at some point but I've been lazy.

>So, what all this kink sorrounding Japan is all about?
The japs are masters of bypassing their retarded government's conservative laws.
Basic tier: Gov bans prostitution. Yakuza creates prostitution black market.
Cheeky cunt tier: Gov bans porno and strip clubs, porn producers look at the law in detail and see porn is only when benis go in pagina. They make bukkake facial pornoshoots instead.
Cuddle bars arise instead of strip clubs
Genius tier: gov bans gambling. Pachinko places arise where you win little silver balls, are able to trade them in for prizes, and inside the same building are able to resell that prize for cash money.

So yeah, the bizarro fetishist sex comes from japan because this kind of stuff is basically clickbait for porn. Would you rather watch the same old facial shoot, or look at girls barfing into eachother's mouths while eels are being crammed into her uterus? The answer is clear. As a porno shooter, you need to differentiate your xxx site from the masses and thus are driven to weirder and weirder porn.

joining in since I'm visiting japan in a week or so. you mentioned foreigners being turned away from porn shops, does this apply to westerners or asians too?

is this the video in which they start throwing up on each other? cuz that killed my FAP time ago...

Anyone who doesn't speak Japanese.

You won't get shit in Japan. Go to China for the bitches, go to Thailand for the depraved shit.

with two weeks, two grand, and no japanese your best bet is to stick to the gaijin bars and pick up the slappers frothing at the gash for white cock.

anything beyond that and you're out of your element.

go to a fishmarket and buy various fish.
pay a poor woman to put fish in her vaginaz.
????
profit!

give sauce fagz

Alright, it's bars and chicks then for me now. But seriously, how long it would take to make it my element?
I might have to relocate myself to somewhere in asia for a few years, and Japan is on the list as well.

My fist assumption was that japanese people are really conservative, but I only need to sratch the surface a tiny bit to get to the perverted sexcrazed animals inside. Turns out, this was wrong. Still, I imagine Japan to be somewhat of a two faced monster.

Thanks for these tips as well. Cheeky japs.

sauce is Shino Aoi & Natsuki Yokoyama, google it up.

thanks fam

i usually dont like asians, but this is pretty hot

Went to japan with a few friends and we would go through alleys at night and some girl in a few of them would follow and be like "sex sex sex sex sex" until we shoo'd them away.

Didn't try them, but you could try that route if they look decent. Just rubber up fam.

I was 100% expecting vomit