Secret/confession/never told anyone thread

prob

Tried to cheat on my ex girlfriend with a cross dresser from Craigslist but realized how gay it was when I felt stubble when I kissed him/her... said I was going to go buy a Coke from the vending machines (at a motel) and dipped

My drug dealer gets me high/drunk and I end up sucking him off

What kind of drugs fam?

Molly

Lol you suck dick for molly? That shit is so cheap, how pathetic. GL maybe ill meet you at a fest and can get a blowy from you in a shitty portapotty, come find my totem is the one that says not a faggot on it.

I took a cat off the street, took it into my house and smashed it to death with a hammer.
Put it in a bag and left it in the park next to my house.
Not sure if anyone ever found it.

I didn't do it for the Molly.
I was just high and in a real good mood man

I first jerked off to spy kids 3

you got issues user.

seek psychiatric help.

Don't think I want any help.

There's a difference between need and want
Also nice double dubs

Faggot

>be 23
>have slight autism
>had insecurity issues when it comes to girls
>got laid two times when 18
>be dry 5 years since
>went on date with high class escort
>only told my best friend later on while we were on xtc

she kept it?

Don't really care, if I don't want "help", and if not getting it isn't going to kill me, I don't see the point.

no.

>date
>escort
>high class

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I've secretly converted to Islam and i'm from a israeli jewish zionist family.

>whats laughable about that?

Sack of shit. I'd do the same to you.

Sure thing user. Come near me and we'll see real quick who comes out on top.

I've bee in a new relationship with one of my best friends for the past 5 years but every other every month or so I start to really miss my ex. She was just better in every single way.

um.

I enjoy letting young girls watch me wack off on cam

I have been fucking my best friend wife for the past 11 years. It started right after they met. He has no clue.

I'm heterosexual

Oh, FFS. Not the internet hardman routine. This is an anonymous image board and you've no idea who he is or what he's capable of. He could be Brock Lesnar with an AK for all you know. Fuckwit

You sick fuck user

I barebacked a prostitute and came in her a bit before pulling out and cumming all over her back. Best sex I've ever had

Whatever you say user.

I'm a guy... Sucked a couple dicks while in a relationship with my ex-gf. Didn't hate it.

I'd put condoms on tampons and put them up my butt in my teen years bc I was worried I might be gay. Turns out I was jjust a moron. I'd burn then in a tiny fire to destroy evidence of my shameful crimes against decency.

Bork Lazor you dip shit

I don'tunderstand, how would this have helped you being gay?

So let me get this straight.

you pay for the drugs, and you still blow him?

Wow, he must fucking love you, paying for drugs twice and emptying his balls.

I like it when people describe how they would torture her

I don't follow wrestling, I was just looking for an example of someone guaranteed to rip him a second one to illustrate the compete inanity of his post. I probably should just have said Chuck Norris

When I use too baby sit my 12 year old cousin I use too punish her withe enema and spankings. she a meth addict now

I came on my sister's face while she was sleeping once, and I've sniffed my mother's underwear a few times and jacked off into them. I've also cummed on my sister's clean underwear and then put them back in her draw.

How did you spank her?

I enjoy spanking girls. They need it and I provide it.

does her name begin with an i

when I was 12 I went back to my grade school to volunteer for a day, and I ended up fingering two 7yo girls there in the schoolyard at recess.

>internet tough guys

cheated on my boyfriend a week before we broke up, tranny faggot was cheating on me first and expected me to give a shit. last time i date a tranny ftm faggot

Same time? How did you convince them?

No

My girlfriend's younger sister used to molest me in my(assumed)sleep.
Have been confused and still am for years now

i dated and fucked a 14 year old in the back of my car. i legitemately loved her (still do) but shes long gone now. looks really similar too

thats hot

Green text that shit

one after another, like they took turns.

Just evolved from tickling into panty stroking into inside.

I fuck myself in the ass with a plastic bottle everynow and then. I have a buttplug but it got boring and after sticking a myriad of things up my ass im currently sticking a bottle filled with almost searing hot water inside it up my ass when I have to masturbate. Im obviously a virgin.

Noice

>I was just high and in a real good mood man
Yeah, that's everyone does when they're high and in a good mood.

Go on pls.

I once ate out a friend who came by really drunk and passed out in my couch. She was wearing a skirt with some booty shorts underneath. Slid those off and went to town for a good 15 minutes. She moaned once but other than that hardly moved a muscle.

How big? Why hot water? Ever used ice, like a frozen condom full of water? Let's hear the list of all the stuff you've stuck up there

Strange.

Did dude delete his comment, or mod.

>didnt hate it

You, sir, are gay

I got fingered by the back seat of my uncles car

In a fantasy it is, real life not so much

that picthre he posted was probably of his daughter. he peobably doesnt want to get doxxed

Your uncle's car has fingers?

I'll explain how it started
>i was 17, she was 14
>i was sleeping
>slept in boxers
>gf had been away for i guess 2 hours, not much longer
>woke up when sister was going through gf's makeup box.
>happened a lot
>ahwell.jpeg
>continued going to sleep.
>woke up again, half asleep
>eyes still closed.
>little sis was holding it
>semi hard
>slowly and softly squeezed it
>pulled back my european uncut skin and left.

That was the first time i remember

Ah, fair enough.

Was hoping for some inapropriate incest stories from user.

i dont see the issue here.

...

That was an awkward fucking situation

Pretty big atm. Its like 2/3 of a cola can in thickness and about 8 inches. I did with ice but it sucked cause it gets unbearable after half a minute. I do hot water cause it feels good as fuck, having something really warm inside of you feels great.
Ive done squash(cucumber felt bad)
The handle of various tools
Bottles
Bought a buttplug
Abit more but you get the picture

Nice. My gf's little sis was 10 when she and a friend sleeping over decided to sneak a peek while they thought I was sleeping. They were daring each other. I was like 17 at the time.
Like an idiot I thought it would be funny to pretend I was sleeping to give them a good jump scare. If I had just stayed still there is no telling how far they would have gone.

I like to rub one out in my daughter's panties. Clean or dirty, if I can get my hands on them I WILL for a load in them!

i could tell you some. well... sort of. not really a story but when i was younger i co.vinced my cousin to give me head. i was 6 she was 4. we dis this for a few years. as we got older it kinda stoppes. but when she was like 12 i fingered her in her sleep. i fi.gered alot of girls in their sleep when i was younger.

See, it's not as cool as you guys think in reality

how so?? shouldve banged her.

Go on pls.

Anything recent? Green text that shit.

it's just like
>i tell someone and they say i'm a pedo
>i don't tell anyone and it keeps happening
>i tell her not to do it and she tells someone and goto 10

fucked up

I had a fuckbuddy that was not that hot. she would dress up for me. Schoolgirl, businesswoman, playboy bunny, etc. and pretend like we were shooting a porno. My favorite was a clown costume. I still photoshop images of her into a clown. And jerk off to it

My dick is 5".

i love sissy/cuckold/chastity porn and i love mixing my pain medication with booze

nothing recent unfortuna.tly. im 26 and living on my own, not so much oppurtunity anymore. all that stuff was when i was younger. the most recwnt thing ive done is although my friend has a daughter which i sort of like... im gonna wait till shes older than try something. everytime i go over there she always cuddles me, she loves me aha

5" really isn't that bad, it's still long enough to get the job done, don't worry about it.

>dont tell anyone and keeps happening

solved your own problem. what are you gay? you dont want little girls sucking your cock?

And that was only the first time.
Got worse after that.

He's not a retarded pedofaggot, is that so hard to grasp for you? Burn yourself alive, it's the only way you'll serve a purpose.

>

I've had a serious thing for my step daughter for a while now. I want to fuck her so bad. She presses her body up against me when we are in a room with others in the house , but when we are alone, she always clams up. Anyway, when i have the house to myself, i like to go into her room and find her dirty panties on the floor and jerk off into them. I especially like to come right on the crotch where her creamy white discharge is and have them mix together. I swear she was baiting me, because for a while, she left her panties all over her floor with the crotches visible. Like a smorgasboard of choices to cum into. One time, i dropped a load into one and put it back. The next day she was wearing them. I know for a fact she did not wash them first. And she was very casually walking around with her shorts unzipped and the panties clearly visible in the front. I swear she knew what i was doing and was playing along with me in my little game.

Once my friend ate parts of my period pad without knowing what it was, and I didn't stop her

Great to see someone that doesnt reply that its a good thing

I fingered my girlfriend while we were in the car once. Since my parents were driving, it was dark and it was kind of hard to see in the first place so we decided to bring a blanket for extra security. We were fourteen at the time.

I used to to gay sex with my cousin when we were 12. We stopped 4 years ago and haven't talked about or brought it up since.

Winrar

This is pretty standard shit, not the kind of secret someone takes to their grave. This happened just last week for you?

dunno her age now i think its like 10 or some shit. but when i dated that 14 year old, she was fucking retarded. children are fucking retarded, you cant have a relationship with them. ive comd to terms theyre only goos for sex now. so ill probably wait till shes at least 16, if not older.

I'm a 25 years old white heterosexual med resident (radiology), I'm actually pretty good looking, skinnyfit etc. Let say I have no excuse for not getting laid

But i'm so fucking bad at flirting the only girl I fucked was a 50$ prostitute, and it was 5 years ago.

how did that happen? What did she think she was eating?

I comitted the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Well your capable of killing a cat so you have murderous tendencies but it's not like you went toe to toe with a bear

how did it go when she inevitably found what happened?

(ie woke up)

Damn man.

Maybe end it?

Nice.

Howd you find him?

Nah I'm planning to impregnate her by accident one day, it's always been my fetish to watch another man raise my child without knowing it's mine.

the kid info will be good leverage to keep her in line too.

I browse Cred Forums

youre brilliant. as an aspiring sociopath i envy you.

If he's infertile or got a vasectomy, he'll know.

Dude I see your name in murder suicide headlines

eh, even if he figures it out, I won't care. she's extremely submissive and would never try to pursue me for child support either, if he found out and called me out on it, she'd probably try to pick up the pieces of her marriage for a few months before starting to see me in secret.

i want to add; if you have a daughter with her, you could then fuck your daughter and get away with it cus you can blackmail the mom. damn now i REALLY envy you.

Yeah, & what if it did?

Many times I have fantasized about murdering my abusive alcoholic fathe in so many ways. It gave me peace in some way. I am not aggressive at all, it was just with him. I moved out now and the thoughts have stopped.

that'd be a hell of a longcon

yes it would. quite a legendary one. i now know what i must do. godspeed user.

My girlfriend told me she wants to be a guy or at least androgynous and I don't know if I can deal with that

The back seat does obviously.

After cumming I often say 'Ay Caramba'
Haven't seen the The Simpsons for 15 years

does she consider taking hormones?

I was molested by a priest when I was young. Not really a secret since I got a settlement from the church for a lot of money. I'd rather have not been molested.

i am whats eating gilbert grape

i mean this in the most respectful way, but I gotta ask

is being molest all that bad? I was probed a bit by some older kids when in grade school [spoiler]actually it was a lot and for a couple years and I never liked it[/spoiler] but now that it's over I don't really care part of me likes how much they taught me about it and I use stuff i learned with my partners now and I feel fine about all this.

Is this normal???

are you male or female? How much 'probing' user?

I suppose everyone is different. I hated it. It was painful and humiliating. I left the church because of it and hated gays for a long time but realize what the priest did to me isn't indicative of all gays. But I don't feel good about it at all.

I starting masterbating when i was 10. Im a girl i would do it for hours.

>be me,12
>alone at home,horny as heck
>start up the PC,pick some quality porn.
>start to jack off
>in seventh heaven
>doorbell rings
>fuck
>whatdoido.jpg
>finish into my hand and fling the cum out the window
>parents and guests are home
>we lived in a fairly small house so they had to sleep on the floor in my room
>turn on the ac
>room starts smelling
>smell is so bad that the guest starts coughing and his eyes start watering
>oh fuck
>mfw i realized i jacked off into the air conditioning unit outside my window
>guests cut their trip short and left the next day
>room stank for a week

Great success

I start to think that rape is the only final solution to my sexual urges
I'M too autism to get laid

Was her name Jennica?

how did you do it at first? When did you first cum?

Ever get caught?

I wipe my dick in the towels after Ive pissed. I live with roommates.

just get a whore dude.

But I dont want dirty fucking whores
I want a 9/10 hot bitch who can make me cum

Same as you user, except the hooker part. Mine was a bit classier than $50

get over it, get a whore rather than ruining your life and a girl's life.

femanon. and over the course of a couple years we did everything, they were completely in control of the situation and I didn't have room to say no.

I only fucked whores until I was like 27. Then I got some confidence and now i'm good a getting pussy.

how old were you when all this happened and how old were the older guys?

Like everything everything? They fucked you in both holes etc?

ik bruh
we live in a state with laws
ofc I wont rape a girl

but I just feel it, that my life and mind is become more corrupt as the days pass and thats sad

Yep. I don't remember exactly. I was taught to blow them and take them in both holes. I was probably 6th grade at first and they were highshcoolers. Ended when I was 16 I think?

It had gone on so long it became routine and I stopped hating it. Sometimes I even looked forward to it as I did cum often.

me too i probably started younger than that

I lie ALL THE TIME! I pretend to be some rich guy when in fact I am not. I am poor living check to check. Also a lot of people think I am intelligent. This is not true because I intentionally surround myself around people who are naive and trusting. I failed out of college and I've never told anyone!

Feel free to ask me whatever about this btw I am not shy about it.

who were these guys and how did they get so much private time with you?

You still in contact with them?

ex boyfriend did heroin, he was suicidal i tried helping for months before finally cutting him off, he killed himself a few months later

I was raped by a girl so a year later i found her on fetlife, talked to her for a few months, convinced her to come to my new place and blindfold herself outside. brought her in, let each of my 3 roommates take a turn on her before I took off the blindfold.

kek ur a dude pretending to be a raped girl to fulfill anons fantasies
pathetic

My best buddy comes over almost once a week at my place to smoke weed, drink beers and play video games and watch movies etc.

When we're both fucked up and want to crash I put in a little bit of GHB in his last drink and when he's completely out and I can't wake him by moving him around and shit I fuck him in the ass.

I've been doing this for 3 years now, which means I've fucking my best friend in the ass over 100 times. I use a condom btw and I'm clean.

I'm married but like to suck old men's cocks while being slapped around, yelled at, spanked as they look at my wife's nude pics and talk nasty about her and my mother. Then cum buckets.

that's cool. I know another girl with a similar story and we became friends from Cred Forums actually though yours is more intense.

Am am asking you () but seeing as you're chill, how old are you now? How has it affected your sex life today?

So I lived in Arizona in a very rural area, one side of town was nice but the other side was run down and had tons of anondoned houses.

I would rise my bike or whatever you know play outside and shit and one time these guys (3 of them) wanted me to hang with them in their "clubhouse" (which was a run down house they had basically cleaned up)

I was young and dumb so I did it, we hung for a bit and then they started touching me, not much at first, but it kept going, they were bigger than me and I didn't fight, they told me I was cool and to hang out more. It kept going further and further until I was on my knees on a dirty mattress stroking two of them while the third sat and watched. After they were done with that the third guy decide to try my mouth. He got mad after about 15 minutes cuz I didn't know what to do.

I have cancer and haven't told anyone, not even my family. It's spreading too. I have crohns so it'll probably kill me within 2 years.
Don't want treatment, 3 docs I went to said it wouldn't help anyway

>20 years old
>last time i talked to a girl was 3 years ago when i was put into a group with a girl for an lesson in high school
>i only said "i dont know" when they asked for my opinion on the problem. couldn't speak to them other than that, and too uncomfortable to concentrate on the exercise
>they complained to the teacher about me not contributing and called me autistic. i got an F in the lesson.
>i went home and watched reaction videos on youtube all day, just like I do every day
>im not autistic

m8....

Fucking link us

yes you are, take a test

"sure"

Yeah and that's the part that really bothers me

Kekekek

Cheated on my girlfriend again last night. Don't really like the other girl, sex isn't as good as it is with my girlfriend, don't really know why I did it. I guess convenience of her living down the hall at my college

Dumpster dive for womens underwear. Don't really do anything with them, I just collect them. I have over 400 pairs of panties. As a principle I don't go for bras because they take more space to store in my tiny room, but I would like to collect more as well because they smell really good.

Did he teach you how to suck then? how long was it before they were fucking your holes?

How old were the guys?

Yea dump her

why does it bother you? if you aren't attracted to people who look like men, that's fine, no need for you to deal with that. just don't try to pressure him into not taking hormones.

I once stole the panties of a cute girl at college. Wore it and later jerked off with it. Next day girl still say hi to me sweetly and I was so tempted to say "I fucking fapped with your panties that I stole"

My condolences m8, anything you want to do before you hit the bucket?

That actually fuckin sucks

Just get a higher end escort.

You can get your nut off. Or go somewhere for a couple weeks with gringo chasers and you'll get some urges out.

Don't fall in love tho faggot.

Like I said I don't really remember their exact ages.

Yeah after that they got a bunch of porn (mostly magazines but some vhs tapes) to try and teach me how to make them cum, it was only a couple weeks before they were fucking me and soon after Anal started. I hated anal.

Anytime they wanted to do that if try to barter but I think that only made them wanna do it more.

I tried to get out of this little club a number of times but they'd always threaten me with telling others or my parents that I was a slut.

I don't keep in contact with them but a dark part of me in the back of my head wishes I did??? Is that normal?

bruh I've been doing it. my family thinks I've "finally come out of my shell" but going to raves, traveling to israel and rusisa, hunting and learning how to use guns and bows, climbing in wyoming
it's good shit.
honestly my biggest fear is the cancer doesn't kill me. I'll be so dirt broke with a year of nothing on a resume or anything
it's terrifying

I stole a candy bar from a store. Didn't get caught.

It's pretty normal. I did the same thing but I was willing.

>check

>I don't keep in contact with them but a dark part of me in the back of my head wishes I did??? Is that normal?
yeah. it's a way of coping. convincing yourself that you liked it so the helplessness doesn't crush you. you should try talking to a therapist about it.

I fantasize about having sex with my currently 2 year old daughter when she's 12-13.

This guy.

Bruh it'll be damn worth it if you end up alive, how many people would've enjoyed life like you did? So many healthy living people on the street thats actually dead inside with no life, and they'll never be more alive than you've ever had.

Got a really slutty girl preggo and she thinks it's hers and her boyfriends baby
she is 7 months preg now bf is cool with it cause they both think its his

I dated this girl back in high school, super cool for the first year. fucks constantly. Blew me whenever I wanted. Soon enough she starts getting mad about me partying with my friends, drinking etc. I eventually say fuck it and break up with her. she gets very upset and obsessive. I don't care at all . I start fucking all the random sluts I want. She won't leave me alone and I know that she'd do anything to get back together with me. So I basically start using her as my own personal fuck toy and a personal bank. For money that I'll "pay back" meanwhile I'm fucking other chicks and she's staying loyal...been an amazing few months ;)

Nah, just sounds like she's fucking gross

That's hot AF. Does your wife know?

I sucked off my little brother when I was 5

In horror movies, when the monster is destroying the hot chicks, I get a boner.

Actually I did try to one time, but got frustrated when she kept telling me that it wasn't my fault and etc etc.

I take responsibility for what happened and accept that it felt good and that while reluctant I DID enjoy it after a while.

So I guess only the first year or so counts as molestatikn and the rest is just blackmail sex. Idk. Blackmail is my biggest fetish now though.

I couldnt do it

second day on heroin
I always tell myself I will stop once this bag is gone and continue with my day happily, but deep inside I know I make a horrible mistake and should flush it right now

I fucked my cousin twice a few years back. I want to hit her up and see if i can get some nudes out of her but idk if it'll get us into shit because she has a man and they just had a kid.

Oh man you're just being a fucking ass. What did you do to make her so loyal, 8 inch dick?

>just blackmail sex.
that's still molesting. not every therapist is a good match for you, you usually have to look around for a bit until you find someone you like.

how old were *you* user? What happened?

like being blackmailed into sex?

You have normal relationships otherwise?

While we were dating, I was the only one she hung out with. Her friends bailed on her for spending too much time with me. I'm basically all she has left

But I genuinely don't blame them. That's just how boys are at that age and I let it happen. I'm not a SJW I can't say yes then and call it rape now. Even if that yes was out of fear.

Yeah, normally it's not real blackmail cuz most dudes are too normie to go that far.

Sometimes it happens though when I "accidentally" let it and it's fucking hot

can you give an example of an 'accident'?

One time I pretended to accidentally send nudes to a guy and then played up the whole "omg please don't tell anyone in like this I'll do anything"

All it takes is a little leading from there and boom. "Ok I won't tell anyone.. If you come over" etc etc

I was ten. The boy was 15. I caught him watching porn on his computer and *let* him talk me into trying it.

ugh, you spend way too much time on Cred Forums. this has nothing to do with SJWs. if you're happy now and can lead fullfilling and healthy relationships with other people, that's good and all that matters so i'll stop talking if that's the case.

And now she's got nothing left. Don't feel bad for her at all m8 or you really dont love her?

Some women like myself happen to like the traditional gender roles and don't have a problem with men taking advantage of them.

What happened was pretty typical, it being taboo doesn't mean it doesn't happen, teenage boys do this all the time.

Your reaction is normal. Seems like you're coping with it healthily enough, if it isn't affecting your day to day life why risk exploring what happened in a therapeutic setting?

Yup. My niece was "raped" for a year. I asked her about it and she said that was her mom being stupid. She wouldn't call it rape, just that the guy really wanted to fuck her.

This is the best post I've read on this site in years, user.

I do feel bad for her occasionally, but I can't help getting what I can out of her she gives me head anytime I ask (even in public) and if I'm broke I "borrow" money from her. She brought it on herself for being a cunt

Ac doesn't work like that.

I have sex with a lot of hookers because I don't care about trying to get in relationships.

My wife takes Ambien. When she drinks and passes out, sometimes I show her naked body to my friends and neighbor

i enjoy gore and death videos. i tortured 3 mice. and i wanna move onto bigger things

I love my girlfriend. Im also in love with her sister. Im poor, i droped college and Im depressed as fuck. I owe money to a lot of people including my mother in law. Working 12 hours a day to manage the situation but can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. I just want to go back to the times where I could play MMORPGs all the day and night. My life is a totally shit. Plus Im diagnosed with schizoprenia. So yeah, fuck yo God.

This is the Zodiac Speaking. Goooodbye

How do you even get GHB? I feel like people talk about finding it all the time. I've literally never seen it available and I'm a shady kind of guy with a fair amount of depraved and/or drug addict/dealer friends.

how old was niece?

one-off thing? How far did it go?

14

she hot? Would you do her? She's clearly experienced...

No op went on for years. Him and his friends did everything.

oh he introduced you to friends? I always assumed guys wouldn't want to share.

When did it stop? What's the most out-there thing you did?

How has it affected you today?

She is hit, I'd fuck the shit out of her.

It stopped years later. I pretty much started it so I don't think it's affected me at all.

you left with any kinks or fetishes? Like a liking for older guys (or younger girls!)?

both of those seem pretty typical in scenarios like yours

Reeeeee

Yeah. I mean I pretty much come to Cred Forums for loli and wincest threads.

>14
>mom gets dropped off late from some work related party
>sloshed af
>come downstairs later and find her passed out on the floor
>she's pretty fat ,so there's no way I can move her
>on her stomach so her fat ass wedged in her pants is on full display
>kind of get a boner
>conflicting thoughts
>never found her the least bit attractive, but I'm a virgin so idgaf
>shake her hard a few times, but she barely moves
>w/e fuck it
>lay my shirt on her back so I don't soil her suit
>bury my penis as far as I can in her crack & end up hotdogging the fuck out of her
>took it real slow, but sped up the longer I went
>orgasmic bliss
>instantly get scared af afterward and start checking if she's out
>everythings good
>end up doing it again a few hours later
>tfw she never knew
I did feel some shame afterward when I actually realized remember how ugly she was and it was my mom.
No regrets though, that crack was hot & soft af.

You're fucking disgusting

what's disgusting about it?

I'm a diaper lover. Id wear/wet them all day everyday if it was possible.

:(

I actually believe/b/ has corrupted me. I get bored and come here. But going here I usually think of anti-Semitic thoughts and I'm really ashamed about the porn I'm into. I wasn't like this before and I can't stop.

You had a girl touch your dick.
You can go about it in one of two ways.

Embrace your feminine side and scream "I WAS VIOLATED"

Or

Man up and move on.

Grown man going after little girls. Kys

My sister took a huge dump one day, & didn't realize she clogged the toilet before she left..
Knowing it came out of her perfect ass, I couldn't help myself and I tried to take a bite. I failed. I did lick it a few times though.

If you've already experienced puberty, you're not a kid anymore.

Family friend's daughter had polycystic kidney disease and needed a kidney. mom nagged me to get tested and I ended up being a match for her. I was scarred shitless and i didn't want to go through with the surgery. Everyone was pressuring me to "man up" and "do the right thing". Ended up blackmailing her for sex a couple times before i went through with it.

I feel like a total piece of shit about it now but at the time it was hot as fuck. I can tell the mom hates me but she acts nice because she doesn't have a choice.

they are legally. everybody thinks of them as kids too besides you and other weird fucks who need to find excuses to fuck kids.

did you get her to let you stick it in her pooper?
if not you wasted a golden ticket

For all you know I could be posting from the middle east.
Perfect legal in that neck of the woods

then change legal with biological. the middle east is pretty retarded and straight up inhumane in lots of things.

We wen't over this already user,
Once you experience puberty, biologically you're read for baby making.

I stalked this girl I like at my work. I always check when she works so I can follow her around.

*once you're done with puberty
while you can get pregnant in a young age you're body is anything but ready. it still is growing and needs all the nutrients to itself. also the hormone levels are going crazy if you are experiencing puberty and pregnancy at the same time. it isn't good for the kid nor for the mom.

seek help

>I feel like a total piece of shit about it
Nigga,you literally gave up a kidney. Just imagine if your other one stops working, you're fucked.
Sex for her daughters life sounds like a pretty good deal to me. The mom should be grateful & should suck your cock on demand.

My stepbrother raped me about 20 years ago
I'm a dude

You're the definition of a predator

Stfu Chip Handsome

Shooting a gorilla after I fell into the enclosure

No fuck you, disgusting loser

Harambe!!!!

>triggered

If you don't fuck a child your mom dies in her sleep everyday until Christmas.

I lost my virginity while listening to a Weird Al song when I was 14.

The song?

"Germs."

Actually I tell this one to all my friends but it's still pretty fucking hilarious.

NO fuck you, disgusting normie.

Fucking newfags these days. I thought summer was over.

I let a 14 year old girl give me a blowjob for a pack of cigs and I'm 20.

Every girl I've been photographed with on Facebook for the last five years has a penis. No one knows.

You are all sick pedos and should kill yourselves

Did you start buying more cigarettes?
you sound like a pedo

I fap to my crush, imagining cutting her head off and defile her severed head

What caused you to stop?
Once started, white men tend to accelerate rather than cease.

I sometimes hit my girlfriend when i get angry and when she cries I just smirk.
I'll add that I love her very much, i just have serious issues with anger. This has happened dozens of times and we always seem to forget about it and move on. She isnt a weakling like any other chick whose boyfriend hits them once and they end it

This went on for about two months but then the girl stopped talking to me. Many months later had a Facebook message from the girl saying her parents caught her with the cigs but she never told them the real truth on how she got them and she no longer has a phone.

I paid for winrar

Dude... Flush it NOW do it faggot or your life will be shit

Dude that's just not right... Seek for help man, not only for you but for your girlfriend

I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by leaving the scene of the crime.

>be me
>years ago
>about 15 at the time
>dad's friend comes over to drink a few brewskies with my old man
>dad's friend brought his five year old autistic-as-fuck daughter
>poor kid might actually be a downy, idfk
>dad asks me to keep her entertained while he watches a movie with his friend
>fuck
>dad offers to take me to Burger King as reward
>okay I guess
>keep her busy with some old toys
>get random awkward teenage boner
>this poor little kid notices
>FUCK
>try to explain it
>get flustered
>"Um, it's... a secret toy. You aren't allowed to see it."
>SHE GIGGLES AND STARTS TO PULL OFF MY PANTS
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>I DON'T STOP HER
>whatthefuck.png
>she stares at my throbbing adolescent dick for a good ten seconds
>"That looks like a stupid toy, user."
>goes back to playing with building blocks

My cock got rejected by an autistic 5 year old girl, guys.

Mfw

Proof?

How the fuck is this still alive after 7 hours and 268 posts?

That's a secret I'd like answering

When me & my gf go out, sometimes I'll mince some sleeping pills in her drink.
I know she'll let me fuck her anyway, but there's something about using her body when she's out cold and motionless that makes me hard af. It's like I own her.

keked and checked

I hope she finds a really, really big male friend who takes you somewhere quiet, then beats the living fuck out of you. Then says if you so much as touch her, he'll come back and break your legs.

I bet you'd be able to control your anger issues then, you pathetic, dumb piece of shit bully.

We're kind of abusive to eachother. It's not like it happens everyday, we've been together over a year. Overall we have a great relationship and are planning our lives together. Just some days are better than others

Read

>Overall we have a great relationship
violence has no part in a great relationship, fuckwit
>and are planning our lives together
well that's fucking doomed. Maybe not this week, but soon.

I'm being completely serious when I say that I never told anyone. This is one of those brilliant stories I've always wanted to greentext and never got around to it. You're welcome, anons!

I read it. My opinion still stands

live with gf and her 19yr sister.

i check the sisters dirty laundry for panties often.

You should elevate it and just pin her down one day after a beat session and just rough fuck her while she cries.
If she's still ok with you afterward, you're literally sitting on a gold mine.

pussy you should have fucked that guy don't fool yourself you wanted it

fap to tgirls, dress and fist myself

I fucked with my sister

same but a dildo instead of fisting

>replies with greentext

What if I do the same to you?

anyone else?

might do it right now

thx m8

I once fucked my sister without realising exactly what we were doing. I was about 11 and she, 10, at the time. We had always been quite close and physical: used to wrestle for fun. One time, we just started getting physical in a sexual way without realising what we were doing exactly except that it felt good. I put it in her and then pulled out realising that we had perhaps gone too far. I had suppressed it for years, pushing it to the back of my memory but one day, a few years back, I asked her, '"Do you remember that one time...?"' and she answered, '"Yes"' back at me quite snappily, as if to cut off all further conversation.

>Be me, 2 years ago
>Have really cute GF. Everything going smooth as fuck
>Have great times, going out with her and her gaming sister
>Meet up ocasionally to play games with her sister
>She's fine with it
>One time it kind of gets out of hand
>End up fingering sister of GF while she stroked my bulge
>Fast forward half a year
>"user, remember what happened then?"
>Talking with GF sister about fucking
>She wants to feel me inside her
>Ohshitwaddup_deadm3m3.jpg

What do?

Got a pregnant woman fired from her job.
Stole a trumpet some years ago and never played it.
Flirted with my step-mom for a month or so just because i though the idea of cucking my dad was really hilarious. Stopped because i love my step-brother and sister tho.

Fuckdatbitch.Webm

Was forced to have sex with my "gf" back when I was 14, she was 16

21 now, haven't had sex since and I'm fucking done with it all

not really a confession, but i feel like telling some anons online.
today was a really weird day. i got offered to work in shanghai for a year. then i paid 250€ to suck on an escort's big tits, lick her pussy and asshole, massage her legs and let her pee on me. to finish off the day, i tasted my own cum for the first time.
thank you for your time, you may now judge me

>I only have sex
>in the missionary position
>for the sole purpose of procreation

Leave this place you disgusting pig

I have 3 children with my wife but, due to an accident when I was 14, I'm infertile. I never told my wife I couldn't have kids. The children I am raising think I am their father. My name is on their birth certificates. I know my wife has been fucking around but she thinks I have no idea. She has no idea thay she is going to be involved in an "accident" next week. Ive been planning it since my first kid was born 8 years ago

wow can you sound more like a bitch

>best friend
>fuckin his wife
pick one you pathetic piece of shit