>I work Tier-2 IT in big company. >It's got a small "campus" (more like a cul de sac) with 1 main building and 3 smaller satellite ones. >My job involves going to offices with tech issues that can't be fixed remotely. Also setting up new machines. >The bullpen in a satellite building is full of man-hating feminazis. >I avoid this building as much as possible. >I have to walk by feminiazi smoke pit to get to the next satellite building. >I'm quietly talking to my boss with my phone's wireless headset >Team leader for that building calls me over, tells me her office has shit network speed. >I tell her that she needs to call IT so they can open a ticket. >She tells me to get in there and fix it now. >I tell her I'm not allowed, per IT policy, to work on it without a ticket. >She threatens to tell my boss and have me fired. >I tell her they won't fire me for following policy. >I walk away. >Still have call with my boss open. >He heard everything, >He says "what a bitch" >I continue to the other building, replace failing switch and return. >Find out that the Cunt complained to my boss, says I was rude and swore at her. >Nope.exe >Boss tells her he heard everything. >she demands to know how. >Boss says "Magic".
Connor Ramirez
>Week later. >I have to go to Feminazi building to set up a new wide-format printer. >Printer is a heavy beast, probably 50lbs. >Bring printer along on work cart. >Feminazi's start heckling me for "needing a cart to carry a printer" >I just smile, ignore them. >Nofucksgiven.jpg >As I set up printer, find the network cable is missing. Suspect a feminazi stole it. >Feminazi says "See a girl would have had it working already" >Don't rise to the bait >Say "I guess I can't set up your printer right now. I'll come back later with a new cable," >www.trollface.com >Cable appears "by magic" >Hook up printer and GTFO.
David Long
>Literally the next day >Head Feminazi calls IT, says new printer's not working. >Feminazi can't articulate the problem >I get the case.. >FML >I get there, check printer. >Bullpen is mostly empty, all feminazis are on lunch. >ThankDog.zip >Find they used the wrong size of paper. in one of the paper trays. >Dumb cunts. >Clear paper jam, put proper size in. >Make note to get a sign made to tell them what size paper to use. >Head Feminazi says nothing to me the whole time. >Me, paranoid as fuck now. >Get back to tech pit.
Mason Lopez
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Lincoln Diaz
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Adam Turner
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Kayden Jenkins
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Oliver Stewart
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Blake Ramirez
Not today faggot
Brayden Brown
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Jordan Martin
keep going I'm losing my boner
Ian Sanders
>Next day. >Get called into HR director's office. >HR director is an iron bitch, but (mostly) fair. >Head Feminazi's there. >Feminazi accuses me of sexually harassing her when I was fixing printer. >HR director totally believes her. >I tell them I would never sexually harass any girl. >HR says she doesn't believe me. >Feminazi has shit-eating-grin >I'm panicking inside. >I say the first thing that comes to mind. >I say "I'm gay." >Dead fucking silence. >HR says "You're gay?" >I affirm, say I like guys. >HR dismisses complaint. >HR now thinks I'm gay. >I tell my GF that night. >She laughs so hard she almost pees.
Evan Ortiz
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Lucas Richardson
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Juan Miller
describe your asshole fuck of faget
Jose Rivera
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Nolan King
Faggot OP confirmed
Connor Gomez
>Femnazi was super cool afterwards. >Go out with her one night for drinks. >Says she is way in to gay guys. >End up fucking. >Now I am in a non-binary relationship with lead Fem-Nazi and she watches me fuck dudes while she bean flicks >Life is great
Bentley Watson
samefag
Isaiah Morales
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Owen Carter
And this is why HR departments should be illegal. They have no fucking clue how shit works or really goes down. All they do is meddle in the affairs of people who are trying to get legit work done. No value added to end product, ivory tower elitists who think they're smarter than everyone around them.
Brayden Reed
>2-3 weeks later >I left home without my wallet >GF comes by work to drop it off on her way to class. >Give her a kiss goodbye and a smack on her ass as she leaves. >HR director happens to walk by and see that. >HR demands "Who was that? I thought you were gay!" >I'mfucked.org >I blurt out, "she's my sister!" without thinking. >WhatthefuckdidIjustsay? >HR says "she's your sister? That wasn't the kind of kiss you give your sister, and you hit her on the ass!" >what the fuck do I say? >Say "Well, that's how we were raised." >Say that with hella confidence! >HR bitch says nothing, gears are turning. >She says "You two seem awfully close..." >I'm not thinking straight. "Well, we do live together." >WTF DID I JUST SAY?!? >HR Bitch stands there, jaw open. >Oh shit,png >She blushes, walks away.
Jordan Peterson
Instead of mentioning that fuckup when they tried to lie about you and bringing your boss in to fire all of them, you decided to call yourself a faggot.
Good for you, faggot. Your balls rolled somewhere under the desk, pick them up, faggot.
Levi Anderson
Next level fuck up, user
Nicholas Howard
>1 week later >I pass by the faggot bar >accidentally walk in >slip on the wet floor >end up falling on a random guy's dick >we fuck each other every day since then >I am a faggot
Zachary Allen
>implying you have a girlfriend shitpost
Zachary Wilson
>I get home. >Tell GF that my HR bitch now thinks she's my sister >She laughs so hard she actually pees herself a little. >Tears down her cheeks. >She can't breathe. >I just go into the bedroom and lie down. >GF takes shower. >I do some remote work on my tablet. >GF comes in, she's naked after shower >She climbs up over me, pushes tablet aside. >She wants the D >Get amazing BJ. >GF lies back, I start pounding her. >She wraps her legs around my waist and then whispers in my ear "Cum in your little sister" >I'm diamonds. >Hardest orgasm ever. >New Fetish Unlocked! >GF has shit-eating-grin.
Aiden Morgan
that is fuckin hilarios
Easton Allen
Suck butter from my ass, jizz, swiller.
I was panicking and had no time to think of anything.
