Should I kill myself?

Should I kill myself?

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probably

we all should

no

To that question to anyone who frequents this site...yes...we all need to be dead.

no guy don't do it
just distract yourself with vidya and maybe try liftan

Naw

If you have to ask you'll never know

If you do, at least take some niggers with you.

OP here. What keeps you guys from doing it?

What'a wrong Sadeyes?

Sometimes you just gotta suck it up man

No, join the some group and go to Africa or some other destitute shithole. Help people, maybe meet people you'll like. And if that doesn't work you can probably pick up some insane disease that will kill you.

Take some faggots and niggers with you, shoot up a uni, a protest, any place cramped with people ffs just make some corpses

THIS

I just don´t have a reason to continue man

80y time o be alive if lucky
infinity to be dead
stfu

If you are seriously wasting time asking if you should kill yourself and then seeking help on Cred Forums asking Anons how we keep ourselves from doing it, you probably should just kill yourself. I'm going to bet you are going through some petty b.s. drama and you can't physically handle it. You make us weaker as a species and shouldn't procreate. Either kill yourself, or stop getting vaccinated, or taking any medicine and let mother nature do her job.

This.
Or switch the fridge off before you top yourself, so it leaks all over the place and all the food goes off.

Yes.

Of course you do bro.

watch porn and tell it in your heart

femanon here, i think ur cute

You wouldnt feel so down if you had a poster or a flag on that big wall behind you

No. Death comes soon enough. No need to rush what awaits us all. Live while you can.

OP here.
Grant me one last wish before I go?
Tits or GTFO?

OP HERE

pls can u show me ur tits?

don´t impersonate me

OP here, I just want attention because in the real world I'm a social outcast. Suicide threats are my only way to have people recognize me

lol just do whatever you want then. If you really dont care to die then you might as well do the shit you never had the guts to do.Like do some awesome drugs or ask out a girl. Worst case she says no, a no isnt worse than death.
So just get a hooker, spend all your money, or play video games all day fuck responsibilities.

Stop stalling and show us your tits femanon.

Suicide is not a joke

I am kinda a social outcast but it doesn´t really bother me all that much. I have 2 friends who think that they are close to me but they know like half of me. I just don't feel any reason to live.

Then do it. Stop talking and do it. Either 1. You are an attention seeking faggot or 2. You are serious.
If 1: fuck off you faggot
2: seek help or do it
Stop talking about it either way

I´m European, FBI can't act legally against me

They sound like pretty shitty friends OP.
They don't care about you like user cares about you.

efbiaj

Interpol nigger

I can tell that they care, but they don´t know me. If I told them everything about myself, I don´t think we would talk anymore

The FBI deals with suicidal individuals? I didn't know that...

OP, why would you tell us you're going to kill yourself? I doubt Cred Forums cares about helping their users, which only leaves the anons.

Cred Forums is basically composed of sociopaths, and edgy fucklords who have nothing better to do with their day. Oh, and white knights.

Don't fucking kill yourself, jeez.

Most methods are extremely painful and the others are somewhat hard to obtain. Go get help OP, seriously. Call a suicide helpline, they'll get you into therapy and help you work out whatever you're going through.

Cred Forums is the worst fucking place to get empathy.

Whoosh

Nigga, you gotta Zach Morris haircut.. fucking die already.

Fine, we'll send Team Murica then, coming to fuck up your mother fucking day, yea!

you need to decorate your room a little

Yea, yea. user cares but we didn't ask for your fucking life story.

we just moved, working on it

Erm, basement dweller reporting in.

moving is good when ur depressed. I generally hopped continents when it got bad.

>Oh, and white knights.
Fucking fag talking about yourself in the 3rd person.

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No man, leif's worth living.

I thought you was an hero, not a fucking painter decorator.

No, arent you afraid of death?
Actually thats my worse fear, enhoy your life kiddo try to look at the brigth side of life, if you could come to Peru being that white youll get tons of chicks

This is me.

Bags are packed, meet me at the airport at 7.30 tomorrow when my plane lands.
I'll need a place to stay, WITH CLEAN BED SHEETS PLEASE!

I think my problem is I don´t know how to talk to people. how do I talk to people?

>Should I kill myself?

Yes. Because you're a FAGGOT.

Use your words user.

Done, I have a spare bedroom in my house, Im actually going to Uni so I would present you and you could meet some chicks plus alcohol is really cheap, a bottle of rum is 8 US dollars lol, I can realte my lastname is danish

This is actually a living room, but sure. Please k-Er, sodomize yourself.

> Telling someone to kill themselves while criticizing anons for a lack of empathy.
> tfw

Top user,
Right so you know it's me, I'll print off a pic of OP.
Then what I'll do is ram it up my ass.
Then when you see someone in leaving the airport walking like they have a pic of OP rammed up their shitbox , you'll know it's me.

DO IT !!!!! NO BALLS

yes

You're either a lot smarter than me or completely autistic.
Either way I have no clue what you just said, nigger.

underrated post

No it's not look it got rated. The chan doesn't have a voteing system, you just either agree or call them a faggot and state your case.
Last thing we need is a bunch of autists yelling here here like it's a your mother will die post.
The place will end up like the fucking house of commons.

Not hiding morals -> White Knight

Suuuuuuure. You have morals, just the same as me. The only difference between the two of us, is I don't feel the insatiable desire to be as edgy as possible. I don't be the biggest dick imaginable because I have total anonymity to hide behind.

My definition of White Knight, is random guy defending a girl who doesn't deserve or need it. I wouldn't call myself a White Knight.

Take a metal rod, preferably one covered in rust, lie down on your back, spread your legs, and force that rod into your ass. Done? Excellent, now take a hammer and keep hitting it until it's no longer visible.

mfw when Cred Forums used to tell people they should kill themselves instead of arguing

>Gay for OP.
That's exactly what I said but I didn't have to write a novel about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=h26qLZYoWOQ

no you have a pretty face
go fuck some women with ur sick genes

Get a haircut, get rid of the acne and work out.

That word is disgusting, and I'm not surprised that you use it. I admit towards having a preference towards my own race. But that's true for every race. That said, I don't insult other races and I don't believe they're trash, unlike most of the users on here.

Once more making an implication. I'm not gay, but I don't care if someone is. Stereotypical gay? Annoying as hell, but that's it. Lesbians? Fetish.

I'm not even going to watch that video, because I know it'll be some insulting bullshit.

Okay, but usually when I do this I leave a little bit hanging out and go do shoulderstands in the rain.
If you're lucky lightning happens.
I was picking cum cheese out of my left nostril for like 3 weeks after that. Fuck knows how I got such a direct hit on just one nostril but shit was cash.

>Doesn't watch video just in case he is offended.
Back to tumbla faggot.

Shit off by 5, that would of caused a shitstorm if that post got quints.
Lets have a look which faggot did?

Brother, there are worse things to do than killing yourself. Like getting caught cashing a forged czech.

Don't.

make a mess

Omar Mateen wasn't gay either?
I like how a load of Muslim sympathisers have made their way here since that twitter poll was raided.

Shit this was meant for you.
I'm a bit drunk, got mixed up with which faggot I was shitposting to.

No. Find a white girl and make white babies

Kek.

kekekekek

op you gotta keep finding something to hold onto, no matter how stupid it may seem.

No...just go and play this game ulaffulose.com/pong/life/
and laugh off your trouble thoughts.

Nobody's gonna click that link nigga.

I haven't and never will use Tumblr or any other social media site. It's fake and retarded. I don't need hundreds of fake friends, when I have a small circle of very close ones. xP

Fag? Sorry, but no. I just can't deal with the dick. Too masculine.

They're both me actually. xP

dont be a google

No, you're white, we need you here

I don't sympathize with Muslims. I think it's retarded to bring in refugees when there is no way to do any form of background check. Just look at what happened in France. :/

>Like a faggot seeking missile.

Become a born again

damn google

no, you're fine

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Yeeeeeah, still not a faggot... Unless you're calling me a meatball and in that case. Yep, I am a meatball in a plate of spaghetti or a meatball on a meatball sandwich. Mmmm, meatball sandwich.

as a fellow human being, every life is worth saving.

Tää ei ole ylilauta joten mene vittuun

God I hate people like you, you should kill yourself aswell

Let's do it together. The bleach is on me.

Well you can't stay here newfriend. You stick out like a saw thumb, maybe 9gag would be more catering to your faggotry?

Well your life is meaningless, yes
But have you tried assigning it meaning? I don't mean religion or some higher purpose to serve humanity bullshit, have you ever been in love with someone? The fact that you could have been a part of something so beautiful, and that someone could have seen so much value in you, should be enough to believe in yourself, no?

From your twisted PoV? Sure. From the majority of the civilized world? Yes he did something very wrong.

The funny thing is, if Hitler hadn't gone insane, there's a chance he could have won. You joke about it, but things would be much different, and most likely not for the better.

No, my best friend Matt did, and he thought it would make everything better. But what he didn't think was how many lives he would impact. I think about Matt every day of my life, and sometimes I break down crying because I was there for him. My girlfriend is in the same boat, along with his 6 other friends. I've watch my friend group slowly start to become more depressed, and suicidal because of his actions. My closest friend atm Robert bought a gun, and went on skype asking "Should I end it right now, so I can see Matt again?". So no, No you shouldn't. Not out of your own selfish wants, people do care about you. You have someone even if you believe you have no friends, and that's someone that you can impact for the rest of their lives.

Still not a faggot... Unless you mean a meatb- Oh wait, I already did this.

Er, fuck you?

But not every link is worth clicking.
In fact, some of the best websites I found on Cred Forums.
Click away homeboi.

>spaghetti
Just gave yourself away faggot.

I like to use a tea spoon at a time. That way you can really savour the burn.

Yes no hesitation

I'm not going to say yes or no..

But you are on Cred Forums

The majority population on Cred Forums is 14-17 years old..
Someone posted a poll here last week and the post had a couple hundred replies so the post stayed on the main page for somewhere near an hour so the poll had a lot of replies..

I don't think enough people understand that.

I've been in 4 discords over the last 6 months that I found here and every single fucking time it's 14-17 year old kids posting gore pictures in a discord talking about dreading going to middle school or high school tomorrow.

Part of your question census isn't even old enough to have their drivers license..

and you are going to ask them if life is worth living..

Do you understand how silly that is..

I'm assuming that you yourself aren't 15.

I'm in my 20s and I'll tell you life is fucking amazing,.. met my "now-wife" at 17.. got married after 3 years of being together.

I make a good bit of money and bought myself a badass computer rig.

Life is great if you make it great..

but if you are stupid enough to ask a bunch of 14 year old kids if you should kill yourself..

then you probably should.. to save the rest of the normal.. happy population of the world from ever having to meet the kind of person that asks anonymous 14 year olds if he should kill himself.

Get a fucking clue dude.. Cred Forums used to be full of 20-30 year old people that kind of understood how the world works.

Now it's a bunch of preteen kids..

The sole reason I click my Cred Forums bookmark still once or twice a week is to scan through and find these embarrassing ass suicide posts and educate.

I'm sure as hell into creepy as furry porn.. or this nasty loli shit where people are into drawn 4 year olds..

If the world was a brewing batch of Steak Sauce..Cred Forums would be the nasty shit that floats to the bottom that get's strained out and thrown out at the end.

No, don't do it. This wrong! Stop it! No, don't do it! You are a virgin.

Nope

hey dude link the discord servers

You remind me of this little blob of cum.

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I came back to Cred Forums about a month ago after about 4 years and I've been pretty disappointed with the content, this however is probably one of the better posts I have seen so far, and it's all true. Hats off to you, user.

Kill youself

Just distract yourself with memes and vidya.

But whilst Germany had a water shortage and every drop was needed for the troops on the front line.
I mean commuters were literally dropping dead on trains due to dehydration.
Yet he still made it a priority for the poor Jews who had to leave their home and flee the war to have civilized amenities such as clothes, a place to live and daily showers.

/thread

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>Er, fuck you?
I find this sort of language offensive.
I you have to use this type of word or phrase, please use the f***ing Asterix key.
Much appreciated for your compliance faggot.

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Suuuuure. Have some spaghetti and shut the fuck up. Ignore the fact that it looks like shit.

I doubt this is real, but Nope.

I am old as fuck and can tell you with certainty that ages 16 to 25 are the toughest years.

In my experience, everything gets way better if you keep scrapping

Wow. Best post I've seen today. Kudos.

Yeeeah, okay. You neglected to mention that those showers usually involved nerve gas.

Once more, not a faggot and fuck* you. Better? Oh wait, *fuck you. Argh, too much hassle. Fuck you.

Yea right, as if Hitler would waste his good nerve gas on the fucking Jews.

You should clean your room you lazy faggot

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

I can't recall the name off the top of my head, but it was bug spray. The pain was horrific, and they took a long ass time to die.

I appreciate you trying, that's the main thing.
Thank you faggot.
  ▲
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I made this for you because you're beautiful.

*Cringe*

OP here
Pls show me your meat curtains

>bug spray.
Yea, that's what I'd use.

R-Really? I... Oh wait... You failed. You call that a triforce? F*ck you.

You got married at 20? You're in for a world of hurt, buddy.

Rest of your post, can confirm. In my 30s and been here since 2005, everyone here is under 18 now.

the Batman.

The chances of it been Lady Gaga are pretty slim user.

> Poking fun at the Holocaust
> Edgy achievement get
> Nothing was gained
> tfw

Family, the only reason I haven't an hero many times is that I don't want to hurt my family :|...

We are all dead OP.

Do it faggot just fucking do it pice of shit

Well, I'm 19, but yeah, for the most part it's filled with under 18y/o.
I'm curious, was Cred Forums always filled with people who pretended not to have morals, and always try to be edgy?

41 year old, happily married for 18 years in the house

user - my best friend committed suicide 3 days ago. Everyone is really hurting & didn't realize how sick he was from depression. Please DON'T do it. No matter if you think people wont care, trust me, THEY WILL. Go get help NOW!

I ain't no bitch

We've been together for almost 8 years in total.
My wife and I are great.. don't you worry about that..

Other people having crappy marriages does nothing but motivate us to make ours more powerful..

Between us we each have enough money to buy whatever we want..

Life's good baby

Look what you fucking did!

Not really, no. Cred Forums used to be more about just shooting the shit and posting funny shit. Go look up some old memes. They weren't forced, edgy bullshit, they were pretty... I guess, innocent, would be the word, by today's standards.

We would make jokes, of course, but it was just that: jokes. Now, we're inundated with faggots who are legitimately racist, kids trying to be edgy to fit in (which has, ironically, usurped the norm), and actual homosexuals who seem to forget that we used to post traps to gross each other out. That's why they're called traps, because they look like girls, then have a nasty surprise that you didn't want to see.

People who say Cred Forums was always the same have simply not been here very long.

26 fag here and I've most of the shitposting in this thread.
Obviously not the general hive mind that OP should top himself but the "edgy" one abit further down.
Sorry to burst your bubble guys but it's mostly just 1 drunken britfag who's got the day off work.

go outside faggot, get some vita D and amphetamine

That's not true!
I won this bread.

Your opened tabs
>/mlp/
>How to take a screenshot
>Reddit
>9gag
>and male feminism
>fucking male feminism
>are you a white knight or some shit
>you should not be reporting suicide
>you should fucking kill yourself

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GIVE ME A TRIFORCE!

No... You stole it. I was wondering where that went.

Nope, wasn't me. Honest.

Yeah, I figured. After browsing Cred Forums over the past few weeks, I've noticed that the majority of the user base is full of cancer an toxicity. Well, that sucks. :/

Sure it wasn't.
What episode is that? I've only seen seasons 1-5 and 14.

>Being this retarded

Get your fucking own.

>MLP fan detected.

Fine you can have one really, share the wealth and all that. Here you go faggot.

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...Make it look nice.

Kek, yes master.

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Better, but not yet perfection.

you'll get in hell if you do it

Ask me how many shits I give, go on ask me?

Not if he converts to mudslime, and takes 7 niggers with him.
He'll get lots of virgins then.

> Ask me how many shits I give, go on ask me?
How many shits do you give? You better fucking not say 0, or we're through user and I'll be keeping the f*cking house.

eh not today

But I thought we was in an honest relationship. Cred Forums is our safe space remember?

Ugh, fine. The triforce is shit anyway.

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Talking to yourself is unhealthy. Would you like me to help you find the nearest mental care facility?

No it's OK, they said I could leave as long as I'm back before the street lights come on.

kill yourself and make a thread about your experiences.

with quints.

Fair enough, just make sure you get home.

OK, Daddy. I promise I won't be late again.

Right see you faggots in the next thread I decide to shitpost in. I gotta go walk and feed my dog.

I forget, did I have a son or daughter... Eh, doesn't matter. BACK IN YOUR CAGE!

I have regular vagina. I have a lot of unspent money. I can buy most things I want or am on the path to a carer in which I will be able to get those things. I haven't beat Emerald Weapon in Final Fantasy 7 yet. Lots of video games I want to beat. My parents are pretty decent folk. I have friends, though not many, reliable and sincere nonetheless. I have goals, and with my current circumstances, hope.

I think about it all the time though. I've been in nonstop pain since about January from a herniated disk. Told it might take years to heal, not bad enough for surgery. I don't want to get addicted to pills, so I rarely ever use them. I work night shift and it's easy to get depressed working 60+hours a week in solitude with nothing but computers and your own thoughts. Generally disconnected from society due to a mere schedule difference. I fight with my wife more often than I feel is normal because of it. I feel generally underappreciated. Life in general is pretty shit if you really stop to think about it, but it's the things above you have to focus on to have the strength to go on.

Basically what I'm saying is do it because there's no chance in hell your sorry ass could be half the stoic man I am; and since you needed confirmation of your cowardice you'll die a pussy. Man up and do it or harden the fuck up and get on with life homo.

>Should I kill myself?

no. Thats a cop out. Man up and face life like the rest of us have to.

yeah, probably

how do you kill yourself so its painless, looks like an accident, and there is no evidence to show it?

>there's no chance in hell your sorry ass could be half the stoic man I am
I found your post interesting until this piece of arrogant autism. Only truly pathetic faggots actually feel superior in the fact that they are "hardened" or whatever the fuck. Sounds like you have a good life and are just being a bitch

I find myself thinking that often. But suicide destroys families, so... It would have to look like an accident and I hate pain.

This is it boys, I've seen it all. The sucking of a prolapsed anus is the pinnacle of debauchery, it has to be. The thing of it is, I didn't even flinch at seeing it and now I am genuinely curious as to what it would taste like. Who would not rub their pinky around the smoldering and steaming crimson treasure until that little indentation is found where the tongue could most easily rest and find the greatest piquancy of delight? Only this heroine, being a woman incapable of summoning creative energy, did not think to pinch the little apple imitation to see how it molds around the fingers. Who among you gentlemen would not squeeze just until you hear a yelp from its gracious host; the yelp of course would serve as a signal for us to replace our tight clasp with our teeth. From here one may delight with patience for once the prolapsed anus is caught between a man's teeth, there is no rush, no rush at all. From here the sanguine jewel may be spread between the clenched teeth by a gentle movement of the jaws. If one so pleases, one may bite down just hard enough to rupture the prolapsed sanctity and release from it the juices which would render even Bacchus envious. One has to be careful here not to mistake the taste of blood for the splendid, unique flavor of the fruit's substance; once the distinction is made, the tongue can never again know pleasure unless it comes from the innards of a prolapsed anus. Yes my brothers, this is a fine sight but alas, the banality of woman prevents us from truly enjoying it.