Bored Marine on duty, AMA

Bored Marine on duty, AMA.

opinion of the sand niggers? (not the ones that blow up and shoot at you)

Few are good, I guess.
The more americanized one's are the ones that I get along better with.

Are you a east or west coast marine?

How many people have you murdered?

West coast.

0, but have been in fire fights

whats the funniest punishment youve seen someone get

how scurry is being shot at

Why are you all a bunch of fucking idiots? Coming from a foreign military i couldn't stand to be around you guys. Your army and navy are much less fuckwits.

Except nava the beast, that guy seems pretty legit.

If dubs accidental discharge in front of your commanding officer.

kek

during boot, this recruit woke up with a boner and the DI yelled at him another DI yelled at his dick till it went down.

aaaaaaaaay I watch him. A lot of idiots join, but most are alright I guess.

More of an rush then a scare.

What's your duty ?

My MOS?
I'm 0311.

I don't know what that means.Are you guarding something, training, what do you mean by "on duty" ?

No, PT was cancelled this morning and we have to go to the range at 0900.
My unit as an upcoming deployment

Do you know where ?
Also when do you have time/privacy to fap in the army ?

Port-o-Johns, nothing says army strong like masterbating in a 120 degree shitter

what kind of gun is the 2nd front most guy carrying

Masturbating

Japan, it'll be my second deployment.
Yeah, most days we got off work at 1500 or 1600, so the rest in free time to jerk off or go out.

m4 with a m203

Army fag here, also on duty

My OOD let me play starcraft when I had duty like 90% of the time.

They fuck you over and send you to work straight away after duty? That's the Bullshit we had going.

what do you think about the new hand grenade design?

What's it like fighting for Israel, you fucking goyim?

>Japan
neeto sempaï

Nice Chins fat body

You should go back to g/fur you fucking degenerate

Yeah, I just earned cpl a few months back so they're making me busy.

thats for the U.S. Army, we won't use those so I haven't heard much about it

Rather be fat then a nigger

How do you feel about Colin Kaepernick?

What's it like to part of the militaries biggest cult?

How many sand niggers have you killed

I was kept busy all the time. Behind on paperwork from the day I picked up crew chief till the day I EAS'd. It Bullshit being a crew chief, in charge of absolutely no one, with the paperwork as it is was.

As if I was*

I think he's an ignorant nigger.
BLM is the biggest bullshit group lmao.

You were Air Force? Also, when did you EAS

How many people have you killed?

>Marines
Did you not score high enough to get into other branches on your ASVAB?

Did you have no other opportunities in life or no ambitions that you decided to be a pawn for a pathetic $1,500/mo while working 60 hour weeks?

Marines are the dumbest fucking people to walk this planet. I've had the privilege of meeting many Air Force, Navy, Cost Guard and Army personnel. Then I had to work with Marines.

You guys are the dumbest fucking people to exist and that's why they pick you. Not only that but you all also get hand me downs from the Army whenever equipment isn't working or is outdated.

Literally the nigger tier of the military.

Nope. 2141. AAV tech. 3 years ago. When are you set for freedom?

roll

Yut kill?

I scored 76, still choose Marines and to be a grunt lmfao.
I'm assuming you got DQ'd at MEPs?

Oh shit, I've seen the VMM-164 here at Camp Pendleton, its beautiful.
EAS is April 2017

Uh, okay. Not sure what that has to do with the AAVP7A1 hell holes that I had to work on and ride in alongside you grunts. Think you're a bit mistaken haha. Those do look sick though.

whats your funniest story?

dumbass

what was your ASVAB score?

lol 76. too stupid for any other branch then?

76

I must be lol. Are you in school or working?

No? i scored high enough for all branches, just choose to serve the best.

You eat all your crayons today yet, or are you spacing it out?

I'd fuck 2nd from left, kill 4th from left, and marry the rest.

Do you suck dick?