How can i destroy a building (with fire) without anyone finding out it was me?

How can i destroy a building (with fire) without anyone finding out it was me?

My employer is the biggest cocksucker ever and i want to burn the place down. Problem is i'm the only employee. How can i do it convincingly?

I'm serious, some tips would be nice

Jet fuel

Molotov at night. Walk the route between your home and work. If you live further than 20 miles it will take more than a day to walk. Walk it. Take note of every security camera on the route. Find another route around cameras. Wait a month, walk the route. Still no cameras? Wait a month and 2 days, assuming it's not Feb.
On this night, walk the camera-avoidance route, toss bottle, walk home. Never caught. Pay for everything in cash, make molotovs somewhere other than your own property (woods)

Godspeed, pyro

wow youre a shitty person OP, if you dont like him that much why do you work for him?

Why don't you get a different job instead? btw you will get caught.

you have an awful lot of confidence in the local fire marshal

I'm not in a position to find anything better at the moment (up my ass in debt) and the guy is mentally abusing me all the time. He doesnt fire me because he knows i can get money from being jobless (except not when i quit myself)

put a galaxy note 7 under a wooden table or similar.

Why not just cripple him? Ski mask and a gun will keep him sitting still. Baseball bat to the kneecap will do the rest. You can even pay black people to do it for you.

> not knowing most crimes are commited by close associates
> not knowing detectives know this
> not realizing op would be the first person they'd question
> implying OP won't spill he's spaghetti when questioned

This has failure written all over it but don't let me stop you. Just remember to live stream it for us.

This won't get me fired will it (i need to be fired for social services)
Been working here for 5 years
It's a private store built in an old house (with a small backyard i can climb into)
Only 1 camera outside, none in backyard
It's easy to put it on fire but not to do it correctly

Also i am aware of this, thats why i ask

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>Hates where he's working
>Doesn't have any other opportunities
>Wants to burn his only place of employment down

Yeah, I'm sure you'd be able to fool investigators. You seem highly intelligent.

Try sticking a metallic fork in one of the electrical sockets OP.

wife/girlfriend about it. Cuckold porn usually depicts the "husband" being degraded and humiliated as his wife has sex with another man.

Pretty much this. You're literally the only employee you dumbass and if you have literally any hint of evidence online, on your phone or written down that you're unhappy with your working conditions, it's going to be pretty fucking obvious that you're the main suspect.

Because investigators know i hate my job? As if my boss will tell them about the abuse?

Don't be retarded

You could just quit and work somewhere else

Also i live in a country where if you are without work you get money every month (you can't leave yourself is the only rule)

Also i asked a simple fucking question Cred Forums

This is either a troll thread or OP has the IQ of a Black Lives Matter protester. I can't tell.

get a jerrycan, fill it with some flamable shit you could find in the store. get a laptop case or something else that is discreet but 2 and 2 together. now the hard part is to ignite it via radio or something. im sure there are tutorials on youtube to make an ignitor or some shit

>only employee

You will have cops so far up your ass you'll taste pork

>how to commit the perfect crime
>just a simple question

Leave on a good note and get another job you fucking moron.

>go home
>have a drink
>don't spend the next 14 years in jail for arson

Cred Forums always disappoints

Alright, you're gonna need a plan.
First step, don't post about it on the internet.
Faggot.

You can't, really. You need to use an accelerant and that leaves behind evidence. They have forensics people for this, and they're smarter than you.

Basically, do it, and pray the fire does enough damage to make it hard on them. Your odds of actually getting away with it are not amazing.