Today i start my new seasonal job

Today i start my new seasonal job.
The job is stand in woods beside haunted house dressed as zombie. little kids and parents shoot the fuck out of me with paintballs.

whats your shitty job

working in a lab testing gas for companies to get EPA clearance for the batch of gas.

$33.50 an hour, no college.

Am elementary school custodian. Last night i pulled a chunk of broken asphalt out of a clogged toilet.

my custom mask

How do you actually live with yourself? What keeps you going m8?

I'm a pedo so at least I get to look at kids.

Wow, your life is meaningless and I hope you realize that your existence will have been lived without any meaning and will always be devoid of all meaning

LMAO

so does yours

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Does it ever hurt?
Do you ever get some dickish kid who just shoots your balls for keks?

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Currently delivering pizza

I'd imagine he wears a jock strap just in case

Don't fuckin post when you driving asshole

>wearing a jockstrap
If your balls aren't ones of steel, perhaps.
Tbh I would be wearing a fucking vest

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How is your first day on Cred Forums going?

What are you going to do?

cup and compresion shorts .. but yes everyone aims for the balls pretty much 80% of the time

Even with cruise control you still have to steer

I'm a mechanic at a Sun Tire, actually kinda like it. I'm a car Cred Forumsro

Kek

Security fag. Watching man of steel to finish off my 12 hr

I wonder how they will tip...

OMG OP!!!! Do you work at field of screams in olney??? I work there too!!!

If there anything like regular rich cunts - you'll get sweet fuck all

Steal the flower pot if its shitty

5 bucks. That's a beer and a couple of nips

mcmansionhell.com

I'm going to fap as planned, dickface drivers can't fuck up my daily plans.

IT Admin at a small business. The pay is good and I get to feel like a hero every time I fix a minor problem.

Also since I'm in charge of everything IT I can't get in trouble for going on Cred Forums or whatever else I want.

I work at a restaurant. Don't go in until tonight and have to close

It sucks but at least it's temporary while I go to school

>Part of me gets sick pleasure from the chaos

no Tn

Are you complaining about that? It sounds awesome. You're a faggot and I hate you anyways.