Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

By being a person that people like to be around. Be funny, be positive, be witty, be eloquent.

I look fine. Okay face and quite athletic body. I am just a fucking autist.

i think my happiness may turn people away.. :|

How many spells have you mastered?

What?

why haven't you killed yourself yet?

There are plenty of autistic women too. Also seriously consider escorts.
They're not dirty or anything like people think, they're smart, professional, clean, attractive and don't give a fuck what you look or act like since it's their job.
In fact it's kind of sad but escorts are better than most normal women who will fuck disgusting guys they found in a vile nightclub.
Just got for it, it's an awesome experience even for people who have regular sex

Life could be worse. There is still some space to rock bottom.

>There are plenty of autistic women too.

I've been surrounded by female nerds my whole life, nobody was autistic enough.

Don't fucking cherry pick what I wrote.
Consider escorts, if you have a bit of spare money (which you almost certainly do) just do it. It'll boost your confidence or at the very least mean you're not a kissless virgin and feel so pathetic from that.

i'm like a bomb, when i start laughing it cannot be stopped, nothing wrong with the way i laugh... its just that i find things... to funny?

too*

>if you have a bit of spare money (which you almost certainly do)

I have enough money for a hooker (which cost around 50€ around here), but not for escorts.

That's no problem. There will some girls who find that sympathetic.

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How do you look like? Please show us so we can evaluate

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Body.

>Again.

You seem to be looking at least average if not better. Gotta be your charisma. Tell about how you do conversations, with eye contact, smiling, charming or more defensive introverted?
Also autism is a word which is used way to often nowadays, people normally just mean distant social behaviour and there are plenty of those people no one of them really gotta be claimed as autist

>Gotta be your charisma

No doubt about that.

>Tell about how you do conversations, with eye contact, smiling, charming or more defensive introverted?

Conversation are pretty much out of my control. So I come around as a total idiot. Robotic, wooden, uncharismatic.

id switch my body to yours. except dick.

My dick is fine too.

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>Conversation are pretty much out of my control. So I come around as a total idiot. Robotic, wooden, uncharismatic.
Same here.
I guess a hooker is my best choice.

>Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
DUDE. You'll become a fucking sage once you're 40.

About that conversations thing..Just say some silly shit they are not listening anyway..And even if you say something stupid they won't care, they mostly care about your body language that tells them "I want to fuck". And some women are so dumb they won't even make the difference between a smart guy saying smart things and an idiot saying dumb shit..So, just pretend that you are confident and like her too at the same time..Just fake it untill you make it, that's how I first got laid. I had to listen to bullshit and say whatever came into my mind while faking confidence.

>Conversation are pretty much out of my control. So I come around as a total idiot. Robotic, wooden, uncharismatic.

two possibilities
- 1.You lost connectivity to the inner self, which is able to perfom authentically and has a lively outter apperance
- 2. Due to childhood experiences and early contraproductive socialization you never had this inner self

In both cases asking yourself who you are and why you are so is the key. With that you gain confidence and less fear of social interaction. Remind yourself it is not your fault who you are,
other people tend to see way less of your issues than you do. Despite that you also must get yourself a Idontgiveashitattitude.jpg. Women are not attracted by men who are perfect, Women are attracted by men who don't care if their not perfect....if mindtricks don't work consider going to a therapist

Probably.

Sages are supposed to be wise.

There was never a situation where I was not talking silly shit. Cringing at the same time that the words exited my mouth. Body language is something I am completely unaware of.

What the fuck is an inner self?

Furthermore, I have learned to accept me how I am and don't think about how people perceive me. That doesn't make me much more attractive though.

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Where are you from? What are you a working at? What are your hobbies? What do you feel passion for?

>Where are you from?

Germany.

>What are you a working at?

Currently working half-day in a supermarket while looking for a job.

>What are your hobbies?

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling, seasonal stuff like skiing and windsurfing), cooking, reading, video games.

> What do you feel passion for?

Nothing

Klingt alles nach soliden Vorraussetzungen, bis auf die Leidenschaftslosigkeit. Kann es sein, dass es für eine Frau, die du flachlegen willst, so wirkt als ob du garnicht an ihr interessiert seist? Wie würdest du ihr klarmachen dass du sie ficken willst?

What the fuck happened in your teenages? If you don't loose virginity during that time it gets harder and harder.

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Ich habe Problem eine Konversation am Laufen zu halten und nicht wie ein kompletter Idiot zu erscheinen. Einer Frau zu zeigen, dass ich ficken will ist weit in der Zukunft.

My teenages were pretty much like they are now. Except that I had a better paying job.