Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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haha

Hella difficult

Hello all

almost
almonds
almondo
armando

hello armando

Calamity-masu'd

I have better connection now

good job then
what did you have to do for it?
a qt

Get a 32 on the ACT, 3.5 GPA, and some AP classes and other college credit classes in highschool

Hello

Fucking weeb

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you joined on a bad time
thread is dead as fuck

Just Claiming.

thats a lot of words and numbres
none make sense to me

im here though

here to be a pest cancer faggot

xDddddddddddDDDddd

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It means I did a lot of studying in highschool


Butts

Hello!

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like we dont have enough of you
the more the merrier though
N E R D
just kidding i wish i did
good on you

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hello gardy. how have you been?

cute. you sure like to shoop don't you?

Yeah, that's me

Thanks man

How is Pokemon go doing?

Too many gardys

the difference being im even shit at posting worthless trite

the yous are nice tho

Heeey

Good, comfy thread is slow thread

Im not super serious about it, Not very good buti like to have fun with it.

Never too many

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*gardy noises*
heyo! I've been busy, on a small break right now but have to get back to work in around 10 minutes.
You up to anything?
I WANNA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!
I WANNA PLAY P O K E M O N ALL DAY LONG!

I am not sure what to think of how you view waifu...

i do not view waifu that way you shitlord

daddy?

claim

rudevoir
no problem
whens the calculus test?
i might have askes this before but i cant remember
have a bit more
another busy weekend comming up?

not really. just been playing the new ace attorney game and wasting time on the internet like always. nice to see you! hope work is going well.

You prik

>ro
delet this

calling you a tsundere is insult enough :^)
How is the new ace attorney game? I was thinking of buying it.

How are you?

There is a very real amount of too many, and it is 6

All of them?

In about an hour in a half, I already studied an hour today, and the studying I've already done I should be fine

You didn't, don't worry

Here is my monthly post.
Sage included.
Commence dollfucker name calling.
Don't any of you have a fucking job or something?

It's k, don't think about it too hard, not many people do.

1. Well that's what you usually show.
2. Your adopted.

so far so good. I'm slow to play things these days, but I'd say it looks to be the same type of thing you get with the other games, so if you're a fan of the series I'd say go for it. plus it's only 30 bucks, so ten less than a normal 3ds game. pretty good deal.

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Morning, I can't really chat now sorry.
Have a good day.

Every last one of those fuckers. Catching 'em all consumes every second of my life, every thought my mind processes. I live to catch 'em all.
Sounds like it will be worth picking up when I have the cash for it.

well fuck you too dad

I would personally say so. but then you'll have less money for poketreats for your waifu. decisions are hard sometimes.

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no its not
maybe a little
fuck you
oh thats good
you a mathhead?
bully-san~

Why you are into this cunt?

At what point did I obtain a son?

discount tsundere~chan ~

fuck off i dont have a dad i wish u were dead :(

Oh, see ya

You will have to go to other places to catch Pokemon that only appear there
Yep, I love me some math

Especially that blue shit

i claim this one

if your so good at math youd know what 9+11 is right?

I wish you were dead too.

Ya ungrateful little shit.

I don't get it

I'm doing well

I have this nasty self-sacrificial attitude that makes me want to protect girls who are hurting, unfortunately, that ends up giving me character crushes on a new girl every week or so.
So, here's current waifu, though she is a constant one that I keep returning to.
Himeko Inaba

Decisions are incredibly difficult :c

Anyway, back to work... I'll be on later. Bye!
und a fook u too tsundere-lover!
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She's a high-energy waifu

farewell gardy!

AAADDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why have you been ignoring me?
is it next level bullying?
dont do drugs kids
wait i thought your weekends were always filled with stuff
i was just asking if this comming one would be busy as well
>tsundere-lover!
im not sure if you ever saw mirai nikki but no
also
later!

GWB

Always good to hear

Is catching them all your test, but training your cause?

Have a good day please. :)

So you're seasonalfag scum?
I have?
I'm sorry bb

Drugs, not even once.

my man ( sorry for assuming gender )

She'll make you crazy. Can you afford it?

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good morning, sunshine.

I have shit to do, fuck

Apparently this girl wants me to cuddle her
>and actually fight her

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But I want them!

I'm a dude

By fight do you mean sex?

I wouldn't say so, she is really the only constant for me.

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Fucking gay mang

ehem.

ur gay.

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>(1)
starting your very own trap folder eh? Geez, what a pervert

I'm only gay ironically unless your Ruri

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so you're in gay love with ruri? this is good information.

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Don't use this against me, he's still in denial about being a cutie

cutes in denial are the best ones, because they are the most cute.

Look who's talking.

Ro >>> Yuu.
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gonna need you to shhh right about now, thank you very much. hmph!

Why can't anyone just accept my love?

Yuu> any other sub > Ro

Why do you freaks pick waifus who are already in love with other people?
A lot of the waifus I see listed here would canonically kill to have the person they love for themselves.
So even if it were possible, wouldn't you be broken up over making her leave the one she loves so fiercely?

well I'm sure there are plenty who would. the question isn't really "why won't anyone" it's "why won't the people I specifically want" accept my love.

Hello again

nyanpasu.

C'mon guys... let us fap together! for my health

I don't discriminate, if you're buying I'm selling

then you should find someone easy enough. I accept your platonic love, if that is what is being sold.

God I sorely wish she had...

That means casual sex every now and again right?

sluts gotta slut, that's just how it works.

Claiming

You don't gotta slut, if you don't feel like it though, we could be fuckbuddys at your nearest gay bar anytime, and you know that's fine sometimes you just let off some steam and suck each other's cocks for a bit

No, like literal fighting.

Claiming best girl

oh believe me. I gotta slut. it's just part of who I am, baby.

But he's not even hard.

Don't you go breaking Rugachan's heart now, he's sensitive

He has some trouble with that

The adult has entered the room.

How've you been my dude?

yuukos my waifu!

Still bleeding?

No slutting! Think about your waifu!

Thank god the Asukafags didn't bring the rest of the Eva crowd with them. I choose her

Why do you want it hard?

this is not a secret to him.

pretty okay. how about yourself?

my waifu will be okay, she's surprisingly understanding underneath that cold exterior.

That's not his waifu, that's his avatar.

flawless girl

shh, I got in trouble last time I said that.

Let's get fun, boys.

Damn, you are way too ahead of me on this kind of stuff

I am anything but new to this game.

Waifu. Claiming. Thread.

cunt

I'm suing

fine. claiming umaru. then back to posting beatrice.

I have been outsourced, no internet bfs 4 me

Is it normal to just want to fucking die when you realize you'll never ever be with her, no matter how many lifetimes you spend trying?

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not my fault she's so irresistible

shes a god

No.

Best NGE girl

or just cold?

you'll find one someday.

sent you a request on discord.

you just have to break through the very very very thick outer shell of cold to get to the sweet inside.

THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS

I'm a rebel, baby.

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Thanks.

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:3

Vigilante

hopefully before I paint my wallpaper red using a shotgun as a brush

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I'm back, bakas~!
Cirno claim

I got a bit more done for my client. I'm not sure what else I'll do today for them, but I'll be sending an invoice by tonight.

I uploaded the prototype program already to their Dropbox.

AANNNDDDD... my hand is still bleeding.
I hate this fucking dog.

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salt of the earth and I'm dangerous.

yes, hopefully before that. I would be sad to see you go.

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Smug-ass quads...
It's ok, for those digitz, you deserve to smug.

Baka~ ass nigga.

smooch

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all this smug pleases me greatly.

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Oh... we smugging...

Doing alright, just very ready for the work week to end. Still way too much schoolwork to do. What are you up to?

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schoolwork over the weekend should be illegal, quite honestly.

I'm not up to much. just kicking around here and chatting a little on discord with some people. playing the new ace attorney game as well.

Not as much as I would

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I love you.

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Mai. Stop.

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you would not likely feel any emotions at all after the fact. and that's a pity in and of itself.

also I realize that your line should have been followed by the line about holding on your heart like a hand grenade, not the one I used. although to be fair, you jumped right to the second line of that chorus instead of going with "saint"

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I don't much care about consistency, that would imply me being a quality poster

Old faggot