Im fat but still have a hot girlfriend. What about you, faggot?

op post her feet please

op can i see your dick?

define hot......she looks so overweight

I'm not fat if that's what you're asking

She's a 5, you're a 5.

I'm happy with my pretty, kind 1/2 Japanese wife. Thanks.

If you like her, good for you.
wouldnt fuck her

her tits alone puts gets her a 5, she's at least a 6

>hot gf
>you having a gf
Pick one

Moar?

she's very cute in the first pic, ugly in subsequent pics.

i'm less fat than you (but still fat) and also have a hotter girlfriend than you.

Im ugly, too but still get my dick sucked every day

If you have a hot girlfriend, why are you hooking up with that fat bitch?

Any nude/semi nude pics of her?

This. Bitch in pictures is not attractive.
Nudes of gf plox

well why do you brag about having sex with ur gf? everyone who has a partner fuck. Why dont u post the exact same shit on ur fb wall? You are here because you are feeling insecure.

Also having gf means alot more than just free sex, i guess this is ur first relationship or something

Your gf looks like she has a great bod.

Show us them pink nips and squishy ass.

You're fucking retarded op. The filenames say you're full of shit.

Lose weight, you disgusting glutton. Being skinny isn't about finding love. It's about being a good fucking person. If you eat too much, you're evil, pure and simple. You're taking more than you deserve and thereby sustaining a form that's laughable, unnecessarily foul, and barely human.

Reasons you should eat less whether you have a girlfriend or not:
* You'll sweat less.
* You'll stop burping and farting so fucking much. Jesus Christ, the air around you probably constantly smells like a dump.
* You'll stop shitting so much and it will be easier to wipe when you do. Yet another reason you currently reek all the time.
* The more you practice denying your hideously overgrown greed and sense of entitlement to food, the more it will normalize and shrink back down. Maybe one day you'll actually be content with a normal fucking portion size, you pig.
* You'll no longer drool and turn temporarily stupid every time you see a pizza or a cake.
* All fatties are narcissists. You clearly love yourself way too much if you think you deserve that much food. You're also a greedy demanding slob and your girlfriend is probably the only person in the world who can tolerate your constant whining and begging for more dinner and more dessert. You need to practice some self hate and knock yourself down a few pegs. Realizing how little a gluttonous hog like you really deserves, and accepting the punishment you've earned, will make you a better person. People will be more attracted to your personality and more opportunities will open up for you. It doesn't even take mental discipline, which is good -- you clearly have none. It just takes willingness to get off your triple-cushioned throne and tolerate a little suffering, like normal people who AREN'T blessed with endless sources of food have to do every day of their lives.

Or just kill yourself. You don't deserve to ever grow into a good person. You've taken so much away from the world, at this point you SHOULD rot in hell.

hope OP is still here

really? i don't

i hope he got fucking run over

ugh i HATE fatties, scum of the earth burden on society source of all problems in the world

I'm a stud and I have a fat wife.

>inb4 kill me now

>what about you faggot

At least I have my health and pick of girls over a 5.

She is cute as fuck. Post moar!

she is no tranny

Wow. I feel sorry for you. You must be very poor.

Very poor NOW, that is.

How can she stay fat knowing she's doing it with YOUR money? Disgusting glutton. You should poison her next daily feast. Fatties don't deserve to live.

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I'm hot but still have a fat girlfriend. Sounds like we should swap

quints get

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Was different when I married her.
>like it always is

Lesson to be passed on
DO NOT GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU WANT TO PROCREATE AND THEN CHOSE WISELY AND TAKE YOUR TIME!

dont take too much time

She's cute, but not hot. You lose op.

best run back to your girlfriend chief, she sounds hongry

Kill her. Doesn't matter how different it was, fatties are evil. Doesn't even matter if she manages to lose the weight later, the indisputable fact of the matter is that if she had it in her to get fat to begin with, she deserves death. You'll be doing the world a favor, anyone who eats that much is nothing but a burden on everyone else.

fick sie ins knie

Thanks for the tip but I've been watching everybody around me irl completely fuck up their lives by making kids in a misguided attempt to solidify their relationships. I would love to have a kid but finding a woman that can sustain something as simple as a plant is hard enough, let alone a babby human. I feel like marriage nowdays is nothing more than a trap.

I've got a better shape than you and a better looking girlfriend.
Fuck you.

IKR??! OP should die, all fatties deserve to die. Gas the fats, weight war now.

show tits

Whose, hers or his?

both

>fatties are evil
for some reason, I want to argue this point but my own anecdotal evidence would agree with that statement.

You're both fat trolls. I'd fuck you both.

me chungo, me like my body

what about starving them? they say humans can go for like 3 days without food, but i'm really curious if this would apply to a 500lb landwhale.

bullshit

Women have a limited number of eggs.
Men create semen all the time.

Men have the luxury of time.
Women don't.

There will always be more women.

My gf and I

kip and lafawnduh/10

thats a dude!

Killing her is problematic at best.

1. I would not kill anyone just out of spite.
2. The insurance benefit to her natural death
3. The way she is going she will pass long before me,

It is.

But I would suggest marriage if it is beneficial to you in some way.

Back in the day of arranged marriages you always tried to up your social standing.

I suggest this is a good idea for all the yung men out there.

If marrying her reduces your income or inheritance than just fuck her and move on.

10/10 GF brah, I'd nut that until my balls fell off.

She really sucks at cosplay.
>blackface misty, that's in bad taste
>cultural appropriation
>triggered
>nigger

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>implying pokemon is white culture
kys

>implying I was implying it was white
>second grade reading comprehension
Double kys faggot

my sides

Too Funny!

>implying you actually meant it was japanese
okay i can accept that
>implying you didn't appropriate it too
>knows who misty is
kys

how long is her dick?

If I would have a gf I wouldn't post her to a website full of Loli porn and dick pics

this guy is not wrong

u mad?

TRU

>millennials
>Doesn't have anything good from childhood to remember
>IMPLYING that I was implying it was japanese
>just downgraded you to special ed.
You need to do the world a favor and an hero now.

>Hot
>Your girlfriend
Pick one

>implying you WEREN'T implying Pokemon is Japanese
kys

i'm fat and ugly and mentally ill and I have a gf too. she's not that great though tbh

BTW:
>implying you watched pokemon as a kid and thought it was a good show
>proving my point
My point being:
>accuses cosplayer of cultural appropriation
>is equally guilty of it
Also, I was actually a 90's kid, and I watched Pokemon, too. So I'm also guilty of cultural appropriation. But at least I'm not a hypocrite about it.

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lol no you dont , that is not a hot gf.. lol

lol

I'm skinny 193 cm and about 82 kg,and want to fucking kill myself.

Black chicks is where it's at.

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That's not your gf. That's Pikachu. I don't know a lot about Pokemon, but you can't fool me.

You keep calling that thing hot. I do not think that means, what you think it means.

You're not fat :) That's very good, you're a much better person than fatties, all fatties should die

>takes picture with girl at comic con
>tells Internet strangers they are dating
>thinks this will provide self esteem
either that's a dude, or random chick you got to agree to be in a pic with you. There is zero percent chance with that stash and pale vampire bod you got going there you ever bagged a hot black chick.

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God this thread is just the pinnacle of cancer Cred Forums...

Trevor, is that you? Shouldn't you be busy getting bullied on Cowchop?

this.

PÄRESPrö

That child is fat and therefore deserves to die. All fatties are gluttons. Burn the greedy child.

benis :-D

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You must be gay. There's no denying that the girl is cute, has a nice complexion and a wonderful rack.
Cmon, dont be ashamed, admit you like to suck cock. :D

shes ukrainian jew and you are bulgarian jew ?

shes topmodel for a turk like you bergay :D

be happy! also killuminati 4 lyfe!

"hot"

remove kebab

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inshallah, nice dubz, praise Allah!

-Muslims ! The doomsday won't come till the Turks were killed.their faces are like shields, their skins are thick.....they wear bristle.( Müslim, e's-Sahih, Kitabu'l-Fiten/62-65, saying #:2912; Ebu Davud, Sünen, Kitabu'l-Melahim/9 Babun fi Kıtali't Türk, saying #: 4303; Nesei, Sünen, Kitabu'l-Cihad/ Babu Gazveti't-Türk...)
-If you (Muslims) don't kill these little eyed, pug nosed, shield faced, thick skinned people , the doomsday won't come.(Buhari, e's-SAhih, Kitabu'l-Cihad/96; Müslim, e's-Sahih, kitabu'l-Fiten/62 saying #: 2912; Ebu Davud, Sünen, saying #: 4304; Tirmizi, saying #: 2251; İbn Mace, saying #: 4096-4099)
-The slaughter against turks will occur.(Buhari, e's-Sahih, Kitabu'l-Cihad/96)
-This is also a sign for the doomsday: You will fight people who wear shoes which are
made from bristle and kill them.The fight against the people with wide shield faces is a sign for the doomsday.The doomsday won't come until you don't kill the little eyed, red face, pug nosed, shield faced, thick skinned Turks.."( Buhari, e's-Sahih, kitabu'l-Cihad/95; Müslüm, e's-Sahih, Kitabu'l-Fiten/66, saying #: 2912; İbn Mace, saying #: 4097-4098).
-You (Muslims) and the little eyed people ,Turks ; are going to fight.You are going to run after them 3 times.Finally you are going to meet them in the Arabic peninsula.At the 1st who can run away they escape.At the 2nd some can escape some are will be killed.At the 3rd all of them will be destroyed.."(Ebu Davud, sünen, saying #: 4305.)

I just have a longer and healthier life ahead of me because I'm not a fatass and can get off the couch.

Indeed. All fatties should die

Hot for people who like plane spaghetti...

Well, I do have a gf. But im thin and healthier than you. So...nothing to envy.

I am also fat and i also got hot gf. She really loves to cuddle up and have sex :D.

Daddy issues right? That was the only way I was able to have a hot af gf eventually it'll be absolutely unbearable trust me. Just make sure you fuck her good a couple of times before she either leaves you or you just kys.

How much did she cost user?

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1/10 male with a 3/10 female