Cred Forums tell me why I should kill myself

Cred Forums tell me why I should kill myself

You shouldn't, but if you must, attempt to assassinate Hillary Clinton and make sure to scream ALLAHU AKBAR as loud as you can so the media can't spin it with ease.

We are all gonna die anyway so why do you rush ?
Get a decent job and do whatever makes you feel happy, start with small steps.

I believe in you, user.

hillery is going to die from medical conditions their is no need

because you sound like you are ready to give up every single enjoyable experience life has to offer,
if not then dont fucking inhale that nail polish yet

>witnessed

Yeah but doing it that way will be funnier plus it will villify Islam even more

No their is only sadness living any longer
would just be worse than death

becuz u ugly lol

Dubs speak the truth

dubz speak the truth

I fucking hate these threads.
There are too god-damned many.
This shit is now about filthy porn captions.

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Because life is ultimately meaningless. The universe existed 13.5 billion years before you were born, and will likely exist trillions of years after you die. What impact could one life possibly have. There is literally nothing worth living for, aside from your own self interests.

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Rather than list reasons to kill yourself I'll list reasons to NOT kill youself.
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Nope can't think of any. Best just get it over with OP

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Congratulations faggot. You now have a shit-post worth looking at.
Your life is complete.
You're welcome.
Now kill yourself.

Cause Stone Cold said so.

you'll get in hell if you'll do suicide

These are hilarious. thanks for the time-machine, kind traveler.

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