What do you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

what do you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

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Punch them, I'm at least twice their size in height and thrice in width.

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get my dick out instead.

lmao

Activate my trap card. Bitches never expect the back row.

Steal the skateboard.

KEK

take them out for ice cream

I have NEVER laughed at this meme until now.
It's just never been funny and was always over used unnecessarily.

"Haha no"

ask them to get nude first

Shut the fuck up before I fucking Lazer you with alien fucking eyes and explode your head

Give them my wallet, then when they've finished snapchatting that shit and giggling, fuck their asses hard.

I'm going to have to negotiate a price. I'm not just handing over my wallet.

Laugh.

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Ask whether they can see me through their sunglasses

I'd just say no and keep going, they can't do any harm

Beat them up using my muay thai skills, when they're unconsious i'll steal their money, then piss on them

Read to them from the Good Book and let them know that they are heading down a dark path, and that I'll pray for their salvation.

Any gays in scotland that can break my ass in good?

Make em crawl for it.

Chase with penis

I won't tell you what I'd do, exactly, but they'd be explaining to their parents in a few months why they're all pregnant.

>what do you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

Suggest they give me some head if they want money.

call them naughty girls
teach naughty girls lesson
bend naughty girls over knee and spank
keep wallet
lesson learned

Knock them out and chain em up where no one but me can find them and make them into my personal cum dumpsters then send them back home and watch them come back to me everyday

Rape their puddles and make them choke on my cocktail. I then make them swallow my cumulative.

Only the highest

Come on have a go if you think you're hard enough.

you forgot meme arrows dumbass, it isn't funny unless you use meme arrows

Take out the money, my ID, driver's license and credit card and give it to them.
I wanted a new one anyways.

Fag

Shoot to kill.

That's not really an insult given the amount of times this word is used here

Run like a fucking cuck with my dick between my leggs

The context that the word's being used in is more important than the word itself

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I would tell them to dont fuck me up otherwise i would snap their limbs out their bodies with the retard strenght i got because autism

>do you accept mastercard?

You're lack of grammar gave me autism

Underrated. That made me laugh

>You're lack of grammar gave me autism
>You're

Yeah im teh one wit shit grammer, dumbass

actually made me LMAO

>Underrated
>Only posted 4 minutes ago

Fucking newfag retard

I would strip butt naked, cover myself in oil, and Chase them while chanting "wolowolowolo" at the top of my lungs. One of these bitches is walking away with PTSD

Every woman has PTSD nowadays

Check your privileges

And these dubs

there's going to be a triple rape report in the news the next day.

One third of my wallet by hole used.

where else would your dick be?

Not if you kill them after

In some twinks ass or mouth

I said im autistic so what you say just prove me im not wrong and that you are more autistic than i am

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This shits funny as fuck! Top shelf usage, talkin plums all day!

"you'll have to reach in to my pants and get it for yourself"

noooo, let them live with destroyed psyches

run away laughing hysterically

What the hell am I doing with my life?

>Top shelf usage, talkin plums all day!
>Top shelf usage
>talkin plums all day!

Well..