Hi, how do I register an account here? I don't want my hilarious shit to go unnoticed

I'm not interested in traps, only men, but thanks

What else is there besides gold

Silver - to register you go on leddit and you're there

>sage
goes in all fields

>saying sage
>doesn't sage

That's not what Cred Forums is about faggot. Go to reddit.

>saynig sage
>to someone who saidd sage
>and doesn't sage
>then doesn't sage either
>in conclusion sage

I know but if I figure I can get some people knowing me on Cred Forums then they'll follow my youtube and twitter and stuff

Show tits or gtfo

The only way you'll get people to follow you is if you post some CP. Get it? Because the FBI will be following you around? lol. No I know you dont get it. Because youre a faggot. Fuck off out of Cred Forums

How do you even know I'm a girl? lol

No

sage everywhere, even the captcha.

i guess he had a 50% chance of knowing

No, stop being so offensive. He had a 25 percent chance of knowing.

Cred Forums has become such an insensitive place.

S/he could be an alien

Hello i would like to talk to Mr. Cred Forums the hacker
he havcke some things and make me mad when other people are sad because of him

True. Or a sentient horse. But then, show horse puss or gtfo

I am really sorry, next time i will get it right, just don't accuse me for rape please.

Who is this "Cred Forums"?
>inb4 no one here knows what I'm referring to which makes me sad

a world famous haker

>newfags

woah! can you show me how to make text green?

>like this

Youre such a meninist. This is why we need feminism. So we can get rid of every man like you. Scum. Im glad we dont need you to procreate. Here, have a tit. Thats all i give you. You fuck.

[ green]like this[/green]

without space after first [

confirmed bait

Mods lurk in every thread.

Just post your name, with a valid credit/ATM card number with expiration and the 3 digit CVV on the back.

They also need to know what username you would like and you should get approval within 24 hours.

Good luck, and welcome to Cred Forums

I'm a girl

I want a free account, so no cc. The username I want is UltraVi0lent

Only way to get user names is to pay dumbfuck.

Newfag
>∆
>∆∆

AHAHAha

>TRIFORCE FAIL
>BEING THIS NEW

never change anons

I want a FREE account, what are the account options, I don't want this gold shit because I don't care about traps

i remember the times when feminists were for equality, and not lesbian hating all men.
btw. you have a nice male tit.

Gold or anonymous. Only two options.

How much is gold? I'm committed to becoming a star

Dont fucking call my tit nice. My body doesnt care what you call it. Its my body. What gave you the right to eye rape me and comment upon my appearance.

I came to your tit and next time I've got the cum cannon reloaded I'm going to do a photo tribute

>Calls me a newfag
>Been here since 2002.
>Allofmyshekels.jpg

Fucking do it and ill call the police, you sicko

More like 2016 you fucking moron, if you weren't a newfag you wouldn't care about someone callign you one and wouldn't try to justify yourself telling people how long you've been here.

Again, a newfag.

Shut the fuck up Tyrone. We get it, youre a cuck

Here ya go OP

In this thread niggers feeding bait

summerfag

The right of being an patriarch, who is proud of beeing a male heterosexual white man. I also like asses and vaginas. So stop playing the rape victim, bacause your body want's to be raped, but your brain is full of this new age ideas. It's all abou biology

Hi, there's no e-mail/subject field, so how do I pay and how much is it

those are the old instructions..

Youre...youre right sir

...

Pic related is how you register a username
You're welcome in advance!

With the new updated site you enter your email
like this >:Email:
and password like this >:Password: just put your email and password after the last colon!

now bend over...

Stand corrected thanks user

cant tell if baiters baiting baiters or actual retardation. I'll never understand teh neverending cycle of bait

>this thread

Could be the master baiter user

hmm... not 100% sure

Don't be so cruel...
>>opens new tab
>>tells some new fag to kill him self

8374 7364 0012 6123

2/19

NO FUCKING SHIT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT.

I do hope that this is bait

*2003

WHAT THE FUCK? OH SHIT PLEASE DONT FUCK ME OVER.

maybe this user lurked the wrong places on Cred Forums
like Cred Forums.org/faq

Don't tell me this is real

what does sage do or mean

newfag

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sage

true

but does it really do something or is it just a way of showing disgust

best bait thread in weeks OP, haven't had a laugh like this for a while

It doesn't bump the thread to the top anymore so if it's on page 3 it'll stay on page 3/keep going down instead of going to page 1

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