Girl that I know my entire life and lives next to me asks me out

pee in her butt

but I don't want to be with her I know her my whole life and its weird

If you want it to be a date just go and have a good time.
If you don't want it to be a date phone her right now and ask her if it's a date.

You're fucking killing me here.

what do you mean, i dont want to be a date

Are you a female too or are you male? if your a guy, start acting like one and just control the situation. Go out, have fun, but let it be known what you want from her. man up pussy

This is not a problem worth spending 2 seconds thinking about.

this, just have a fun time, who gives a shit.

just a drink fag

How old are you? You'll be amazed how now weird it is after you're done fucking her.

Say nothing, try to touch her arm or some shit if its not weird while you talk. Gauge her reaction and see if she minds.

Keep doing this sort of shit move closer and whatever.

If you cross the line just counter with a compliment and then stop.

Not* weird

id like a fuck but we have no room for that
she lives next to me i know her familly for my whole life

Don't worry about how weird it is. Just appreciate the fact that one day you may be able to laugh together about the fact that you once had your tongue up her asshole.

Honestly if you fuck this up you're a lost cause. Just spend time with her and see what happens, you don't need to overthink it

newfag here. sauce of the webm?

Lol stop pushing this guy into it

Don't be a fag and stop overthinking. Just go and have fun.

shave your shit, dress nice, and make no assumptions.
She flirty? hit that asap.
No? Enjoy your drink, then go home and fap.

Drew Barrymore, yes?
fuck, I'd let her SHIT on my face.

That's My Boy

thanks

Stop being a pussy
Enjoy life

uggh, adam sandler. never mind

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i dont think she'd give pussy asap