Size matters

Size matters.

Shape does too, and you weren't too lucky with that.

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And? We know it.

....it looks like someone carved out the side of your dick...

Looks like you're missing a bit of dick on the left side there.

Dude, that thing looks like a rat gnawed a chunk off the base. You need Rentokil to give your pants the once over, my friend.

its nice seeing a girl think a dick thats smaller than mine is big.

also, this:

What the fuck is that deformed kike shit

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Top fucking kek

>holding can at angle
>no girth
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE LEFT SIDE

Your penis is disgusting.

Jesus fuck... Maybe it's an optical illusion, but if I'm seeing it correctly, the left side of your penis is seriously fucked up. See folks, this is what happens when you have naive parents who decide to allow a Jew doctor to circumcise their helpless new born son...

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>>Enjoy!

Can you please see if Sophiomg cheats?

You should just cut that retarded looking thing off, feed it to the dog, and start dressing like a girl.

Big dick here, if u dont want them to block you right away make sure u sound like u have a small dick then they get super excited when they see ur massive one ;)

And yeah shes cheating on you dude lmao

did something bite the bottom left part of your dick off? lol

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lets see if you get to see the size of her boobs to rate their size

or just get her tits out.

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what a faggot lol.
>promise you like me pee pee?
>its sooo small

fucking cuck

Nope shes underage (and so is her bf ^) im dipping

get outta there lol

Kek

>66
checked evil
go full progressive and ask for her boobs as you allready posted your dick to a teen
things can't get much worse

got evil dubs, gotta continue

post the beginning of the conversation. how di it start

> 66
> evil dubs
> this faggotry

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Ask her more about her bf please

Important question is now:
How old are you u /bro?

Nice, hope you don't mind if someone reports you for solicitation of a minor, you goddamn faggot. Better make sure you're behind seven proxies.

Skinny penis

Open vola
Get win
Post in vola

seconded

WTF is wrong with your dick?
It looks like you had a botched reattachment done on it

Sending dick pics to an underage girl is illegal shit for brains lol

you guys r major faggots
fuck off

>I'm 15 he's 17

You dun goofed

>Thread screen shotted and reported to the fbi

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For your sake, I hope you're just baiting here.

you're holding the can at an angle, it's about an inch lower than the base of your dick and your dick looks like a chewed up twig from the forest floor

>tell Cred Forumstards that "oh gee guise i'm dipping out"
>continues to flirt with her and get those 15 year old nudes on the down low

Don't try to pretend faggot.

What the fuck is this?
Your dick is white trash tier at best

which site do you use to find these people? or are they people you know?

Photoshop

lool, looks like op got his dick mutilated XD

>I'm 15