My daughter left this can of noise putty on the floor & I'm thinking about fucking it. Should I, Cred Forums?

My daughter left this can of noise putty on the floor & I'm thinking about fucking it. Should I, Cred Forums?

You can't fit your rod in that cup

Don't fuck it just finger it bro.

Fuck it then post results I'm allways looking for new and exciting things to act as makeshift vaginas.

If you have to ask us, then your hearts not really in it. I don't want to see a boring, heartless fuck.

Fuck it. Make sure to get some Flarp! in your urethra too.

Yeah, if you want the annoying farting 'flarping' noises to drive you nuts while you to achieve orgasmo.

>implying, user
>implying he doesn't have a tiny dick that would fit

Shame on you

dubs says yes

He could always pretend it was a pussy fart. I've only had one girl do that on my dick & it was kinda weird. She had a big cavernous vag tho.

/thread
can we leave your pathetic ass alone and leave now?

fuck it film it and upload it

Fuck your daughter instead

Trips

reroll

I fucked noise putty once
Wasn't that bad actually

cum inside, mix, close it and put it back

just take two sponges, a glass and a rubber glove.

Stick them together to make something your daughter doesn't have to play with afterwards

totally did that myself........

when i was 8

grow up nigger

use a condom

reroll

Do it!!!!

I can only imagine the ungodly farting noises that would make.

how old is your daughter

perv get out

>not being a perv on channel 4
leave

Just buy a fucking onahole you underage bastard

its a little girl get out

Ur point

have you tried a human vagina

No

The fuck is wrong with you nigga?

Sure how do you think he got his imaginary daughter.

seems like there would be too much friction, get some lube

Don't listen to this guy, he wants you to have weird putty babies

Kek

That's a pretty harsh punishment, and don't call your daughter an "it."

Fuck it and vocaroo the sounds

Call child services?

you cunts are fucked in the head

underrated post

If by "it" you mean your daughter I would say go for it.

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fuck it hard bro. make sure you hit the G spot and make it orgasm

Dubs.

I love you

Ayo

DO IT!

can you just leave a cock imprint in it? see if she says anything?

THE DUBS ARE HERE

kek

cmon one more go

127127 is p sexy tho

do it with Video

HNNNG

>can you just leave a cock imprint in it? see if she says anything?
dont cum I mean, just make it look like you stuck it in

Garages look really big when small cars are parked inside.

let it slide in your ass and then fart it out

check em

last reroll

Nice 127's

RAAAAAPE

When I was 12 I was given a tub of play-doh. I never did anything with it for a while, but eventually I stuck my dick in it.
Flash forward a few weeks later, my nee-san (3mo younger) was in my room playing on my PC and she saw it and asked if she could have it. I said yeah, having completely forgotten about it.
So she takes it into her room. Later on, she comes to me, clearly distressed with the tub of play-doh open and holds it toward me so I can see it.
mfw she freaked out so bad my dad came and found out at nearly the same time as I was made to remember what I did.
I regret nothing, because it was so funny, but I'm ashamed nevertheless. That was wrong.
There's a reason I'm on this site with the rest of you sick fucks.

this is now a get thread

Reroll
Oddly hot as fuck

That is the last words of a boring men.

THIS IS SO FUCKING USELESS, FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER INSTEAD !

smh

DAMMIT
rereroll

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mods?

check

Fuck your daughter instead

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Oh my

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If dubs make a webm of you eating the putty with mustard and horseradish.

No.

kek

Nah, bro. I'm 7 1/2" (8 on a good day). It was one of those pussies where you could spread the lips & see all the way up into the thing.

i hope your dick gets stuck

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Eat the putty you faggot.

My daughter loves that shit. What's the deal?

>7 1/2" (8 on a good day)
you grow half of foot in height on a good day?

Knead the cum into the putty and put it back.
dubs GET

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Mfw the noise it makes as your fucking it.

>flarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarpflarp

why do you call your daughter "it"?