This landwhale is my ex-wife. She has made my life a living hell after falsely accusing me of touching our son...

She claimed. He's bigger than me. But really I don't care much about that considering women are fucking nuts.

I will never stick my dick in crazy ever again. I might never date again either. I just want to make her suffer until the day she dies, approximately 7 years the way she devours food.

I did not commit the acts she has said. Obviously I cannot prove this but I had ample time to do this int eh 3 years we were together and it is only now that we're battling custody.

From what I understand he is legal. Her new boyfrriend could be touching our children. He gives off that pedo vibe.

Not to mention her best friend when I meet her turned out to be a legit pedo and she helped put him away.

give her food that makes her diarrhea

Not a bad idea. I could definitely do that since she devours food. She spent $250 two months in a row on eating out. Then complained about $$$

Quickly op before her tumblrization is complete and she turns your kids into trans black robo sexual dog kin panphobes

she probally made shit up about him too.

poor guy got sucked into her crazy.

It's possible. But the new reported that it was confirmed he had been molesting the local children. So it seems legit.

I\ll devise a way to make sure it is devoured only by her(and maybe her bf) instead of the children.

??? your just lucky they didnt report that you were "acused" on molesting your son and then no one ever knows different

Very true. So far from what I gather there is no evidence and my son told the police while in video that he loves me, etc and nothing about touching him.

She pulled this shit on her step dad who she allows time with the kids. Obviously that is something I could use?

tbh im pretty sure females have all the power in these sort of situations... No one wants to seem soft on a pedo..even an innocent one

Kill her. Poison. Fire. Guns. Whatever you have to do to save your kids from her.

So what are the chances nothing comes of this? Like that I'm not arrested. Because presently I'm not detained or anything. Have not even spoke with a police officer.

I just want to make her pay. And I'm willing to do illegal things which cannot tie back to me. Of course rule number one is wait fot the heat to cool off before anything big(like smashing up her car.)

Just say it's the opinion of a mentally unsound woman.

That's what you get for marrying an ambitionless land whale who wants attention

Man all I can say is. Keep EVERYTHING documented. Texts, phone coversations, e-mails, and NEVER lose your cool man. I've got a mate going through this exact situation. Because any slip up or loss of your cool they'll fkn hang you. You know she's nuts and if I know nuts, they don't document a fkn thing nor do they keep the same story. As long as you can show convo's and can find proof that her friends are a bad crowd your case will be considered. It's shit, being a dad means y I u have to fight tooth and nail just to see your kids. Best of luck mate, I hope ot go's your favour.

And which option is least tying to me? I figured drugs would get her put away, but without prior convictions they may believe her that it was planted.

Yeah I fucked up. But I learned a good lesson. Just fuck women. That's it. Nothing more.

I did tell CPS about her instability. Hopefully they'll look into it.

IANAL (yet) but I would do my best to comply with CPS and keep my nose clean. Doing shady shit is exactly what she would want, will likely be found and reported, and then you will have trouble.

Hire a hitman

Anymore pics of your ex?

I'm , and I'd like to amend to say that everything said is spot on. Listen to this guy, Rufus. He knows what he's talking about.

Thanks user. Luckily I still ahd. Shared custody of our youngest.

I have been documenting everything. Including her begging me for $$ because she couldn't feed the kids, etc. I even take picfures of the kids before they go back to hee documenting that this is how they left and any bruises. Etc are after they left.

And I am keeping my cool with her. She knows I'm right pissed and vindictive but I have not acted on it. I have Ben cordial in each interaction.

I have nudes if that is what you meant.

This, document everything even video record when you pick the kids off and drop them off, suttely bother her with things the kids need, school supplies, homework, new clothes, etc, and when she finally snaps on you play the innocent card and ruin her with it, recently got out of a relationship with a crazy bitch so I know how it is and I hope you make it out with everything

I have been complying. I'm not going to do anything shady until the heat dies down and all is settled. Maybe a couple years from now.

I don't hold grudges...but there is a first time for everything.

taking pics of the kids for bruises?

try not to fuck the kids up mate

Thanks much user. Good to know I'm not alone.

awh look at your tiny little baby penis

They dont know why I am taking pictures. Right now I have our youngest who doesnt speak yet. So I just snap some pictures of his back, stomach, legs, etc.

I can help you make it look like a suicide i you want . Send me 8 grand via paypal ill have that bitch beached in 35ish hours

8? lol. I can do it for 5 in 20 hours

That's not mine. Mine is smaller. That was a guy she cheated on me with. Now shes dating some other guy.

I actually thought his cock was huge. But that's just because I'm small.

Fuck off this is my business deal

Alcohol poisoning: the only way to get away with murder.

I'm not suggesting anything though.

She doesn't drink. Because of her meds. I'm not nessecairly looking for death solutions. More get her locked up fir a good while.

get a fucking lawyer, find the legal aid in your state if you cannot afford one. Have professional psychologists or whatever interview the kids, prove that she probably coached them into false accusation etc... get kids full time... bitch lives the rest of her psycho life without accerss to her children... Profit.

Cherry seeds friend cherry seeds first make her sleep some how.then crack one of the seeds open put it in her mouth walk out of the house as if nothing happened

I do have a public defender. He is almost never reachable and fails to call me back and never invites me to sit-down and discuss it's all vis the phone.

Reminder if you want to kill yourself bite into a cherry seed they contain enough cynide to kill you

First, get a consult on your case from every family law or divorce attorney that will talk to you in your state.

Second, retain the most competent of these.

Third, send a PI after her, 24x7x365, for as long as it takes to catch her or boytoy doing anything illegal, then put that evidence in the hands of law enforcement.

Fourth, sue her in court for slandering you as a child molester, seek heavy damages

Fifth, buy a billboard next to wherever she works and depict embarrassing but wholely factual information on it.

Its all about pressure. Put her back in the but house, kids are yours. Ruin her financially, kids are yours. Get her tossed in jail, kids are yours. The best would be if you can flip boytoy and get her on tape conspiring to commit a felony (perjury for example). That is criminal conspiracy, she'll be inside for a minute.

Not worth the risk to do anything illegal. Refuse to talk to her without witnesses etc. Do not fight with her, let a lawyer do it for you.

I sont live with her. She lives with her boyfriend and they're ALWAYS together. Legit haven't been apart since day 1.

Not sure how I would get the chance.

So how's your obsession with small dicks treating you these days?

public defenders are overworked and under paid, they cannot give any real time to any particular case, you need a real lawyer. For instance in Arkansas there is 'Legal Aid of Arkansas, Inc.' The only thing I ever contacted them for was a porn troll trying to extort money from me, but they seemed really decent. I am sure there is something similar in your state.

Does the slander thing work in Canada?

Your attorney from step 2 will know best.

I'm in Canada, though.

Thanks user I'll try and contact him.

Your dick is smaller than your thumb.

Dump em bro step one to revenge

Probably starting a fire near an electrical socket in the middle of the night, best bet is using no gas or shit like that

Shel choke on smoke during her sleep or burn, while youre out drinking with the pals for an alibi

Steal her medication, place a decoy medication which is identical but not containing any drug, try using chalk or something. She'll go crazy, get institutionalised and you'll get custody of the children, the case against you will be thrown out because she is declared insane.

They probably won't test medication if she does blame you because they'll assume it is just paranoia.

Thata not my dick. Guy she cheated on. Mine is smaller.

would love to stick my baby dick on that asshole

Your landwhale and that guy must be white trash i presume

Not OP, but are you blind, or is comprehensive reading not one of your skills?

OP:
>"The picture is her cheating me with some dude."

I've dumped them here before.but here is one.

He has such a tiny dick OP, dont worrie..

Also, he is wearing a condom which means it fking sucks anyway, you dont feel shit with a condom lmfao

You should be laughing at her so hard hahaha
I would have

I'm sure shed love it. Fucking whore. I did love pounding her doggy though.

Either your "landwhale" of a wife has an extremely tiny ass for a "landwhale" or the dude she's fucking has extremely large hands.

Or you're completely full of shit.

Pretty much. From what I hear the guy is actually a good guy lured in by a crazy whore.

Here is another picture. Maybe shes not landwhales size idk. Shes just fat. And I'm a chubby chaser.

bye a vile of harpies of the darkwebs injekts intos herz lips and hev darkmagikz wizrds cast spelld on hem. (Sorry I don't fluently speak retard, I'm trying to dumb it down to your level, OP. Seriously dude? Stupid...making a thread such as this could fuck your shit up if the wrong people saw it. The first rule of getting away with anything is NEVER speaking a word about it to anyone, before or after. That's also the second rule.)

fucking americans

LOL Comprehensive reading. Try "reading comprehension" dumbass.

True that I guess. But no one I know visits Cred Forums. I have like 3 friends.

Ehhhh i wouldnt worry youll have the kids crazy and white trash mixed together with kids on the line that shit wont last

Hopefully :) I'm hoping she shoots herself in the foot with craziness.

If he is mister save a hoe good guy and she is crazy white trash and a sea mammoth like you say her will come to his senses and say fuck it i cant take this anymore

Doesn't matter, user...Virtually every online activity is logged (at least in the States, I'd bet echelon has Canada covered as well). Your visits to this site are a red flag, at least something they would check if something serious happened or if you were under investigation for anything.

Not OP you gotta be fuckin lyin to me so the feds know i like watching fat bitches fight over food they have ALL THAT INFO I SEARCHED AH FUCK I MIGHT NEED TO BITE A CHERRY SEED IN THIS CASE

You're better off away from her. That bitch is FUCKED up. like 0/10 body made me throw up in mouth a little bit.

Maybe. Oh well. If in the end I'm fucked I can have peace knowing my children will grow up and WTF st their mother.

I have not been.placed in cuffs so why would they wait to arresr me if they thought it was true.
But I doubt they would go to the trouble without this being some high profile case.

calm down nigger
even if you wanted to, you couldnt get any type pf pussy without paying for it or rape.
remember you fucked a fat crazy bitch not some hottie.

Yeah she's pretty disgusting with clothes off. Then again I am.attracted to large women.

lol we all know nobody on this shitty site has ever had sex let alone raised a child. gr8 b8 m8

Your situation is shitty, I understand. The kids will probably grow up and see the truth of it anyways, if she's as fucked up as you say she is (pretty common for modern bitches). You need to look forward. Good luck.

Had a good friend go through this then the wife cried rape. He was going to loose everything, and she was caught offering to drop charges for cash but nobody would do anything legally. So his 80 something grandmother asked her to tell the truth with a video camera; when she wouldn't admit to being a lying cunt grandma shot her in the crotch a few times and offered to call an ambulance if she confessed. Grandma spent a night in jail then played the dementia card, and my amigo found a more stable wife after a few years. Even after the rape was thrown out psycho butches family tried to get custody and life was lived under a microscope, but life under observation with your kids is better than life behind bars on a list. (side note: grandma was not allowed any interaction with kids but received daily visits from fans and family, eventually being allowed to visit church if her family paid for an orderly nurse dude to accompany her before dying peacefully in the loony bin.

>does this work

No of course it doesn't fucking work. She's a woman. Accuse her of raping your children and you will literally be laughed at.

...

Just let it go. Forget everything that has happened. Let her take all the responsibility of raising the kid/kids. Go somewhere else and start a new life. Cut all contact. I disappeared over a year ago. Same situation as you.

More ass + feet please.

Is this a video? Can you upload it?
What a bitch.

bump for op's vid

If it's too much, liquidate your shit and go. Leave a letter with your lawyer to go to her and a letter to go to CPS

Do you have clitoris instead of your penis

Hire an attorney and pursue your legal options. Don't commit an act of revenge. What she is doing isn't legal, most likely. You want HER in prison, not YOU in prison.

Eat right, exercise, cultivate hobbies, date more attractive people, work a good job, be happy. It's the most complete vengeance you can hope to achieve.