Waifu claiming thread

agree completely. anyone who participates in such thing probably also enjoys spending time with their family and maybe even romantic comedies. it's disgusting.

I'm doing okay. Those boots looks familiar, I think I watched one episode of the anime they were in. Is there a car crash in the first one and one of the two girls has a mother who is a healer?
That's still far too much time. How many classes did you have today?
I went to the dentist today. It ended up being a four hour trip because I kept missing buses

>yuno
silly tsunyun i meant for research purposes not in real life

>kirino
thats true not everyone has the same tastes

>type the numbers captcha
i is confused i missed it, well im gonna go for now

>hikag

Thank you.
Okay. Any plans for the day?
This looks like a sad scene.

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Shiro claimed.

(shiro)
YOU are having a party? Like, with people!?
What happened these past weeks!?

(tsunyun)
Well I guess you could call it a moba. But it is a very fast one, compared to games like lol, where a single ranked is like 50 to 60 mins on average (counting queue and champ select).
In Wows the game ends on several different occasions: once a team reaches 0 or 1000 points, once every ship in a team has been sunk or when the teams cap is conquered (last one only in certain games), and above that the game automatically ends after 20 minutes and the team with more points wins.
Furthermore, if you die you can just leave the game and start a new one.
So on average it's probably like 10 minutes per round with a cap at 20.

(alice)
That you must not eat meat on friday, because Jesus died that day, but fish is okay! (And also beaver, venison that's been cut in fish shape, and mincemeat that's been hidden in other food.)

(erich)
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Well I'm just reading old maddox stuff from back in the day

Glad to hear you're doing fine

None of which suits us. There's nothing worse than being smitten with love

Fucking ew man

it's just way too gay, honestly.

Well my grandma insisted on throwing it for me, so yea. With people, specifically family.
Uh, did you not know I'm not depressed anymore and that I'm happy with my life? This has been the case for a while now. I mean, I'm still not too good with people, but I'm good around family.

I want to have you inside me

Calamity-masu'd

Yeah. But there strikers not boots.

He He

I'm pretty much exclusively a bottom, actually. sorry~

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When you get tired enough, your mind doesn't care. Been there, done that.
So the gameplay is similar to MWO then, in that you control your movement independant of your aiming?

Ay, yo it's fine my dude, if two lesbians can do it we can do it too

What are you a fucking pussy?

Reminds me I should really go to the dentist someday soon, checkup and whatnot. What was it for? Just some cleaning or what? 4 hour trip, fuck that man.

Nope, not really, got a free day again today, so I'll probably just go for a ride and workout or something. My vidya is getting old and boring.
Yourself? I heard something about a birthday, how old man?

Never really read anything like that. I hope you enjoy it. Thank you.

Yep, exactly right.

aha my bad
im quite silly yes
but thats what makes me likable, i think
no problemo
oh yea that does sound pretty fast paced.
interesting mechanic though, ending the match after 20 min, doesnt that really benifit getting an early lead then just assuming the turtle formation?
playing really definsive i mean

It doesnt matter who we are

*breaths all heavy and shit*

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Don't worry about it, I'm just glad to hear you're fine

Oh it's nothing fancy, just some old shit, not really as relevant as it used to be

Slutty maid bully.

Best type moon claimed.

KinPatsu!

I didn't really follow what was going on. I'm not sure if they went into what they were in the first episode either.
Hello Syndra
Just a regular cleaning. Yeah, 4 hours. I missed the bus at the terminal by 2 minutes, and I missed the bus after the dentist by 2 minutes. That's an extra hour of waiting already lol
Hello Chen

Claiming best girl

I also got tired of vidya a couple months.
I'm up to nothing today really. I suppose listen to some music and watch YouTube.
An age I shall not state, because no ban ples.
What a cutie.

you have a point. we'll find a way for sure.

(Alice)

Sorry headed for some food. I know what you mean, games aren't really solving my boredom anymore, they're just kind of numbing for a while. I change game that often it just feels like 10 minutes of entertainment and an hour of drag I'm doing because I'm pretending it's fun.

That is good to hear! Did you stop listening to that garbage too?

Haha! You dropped the hat during this reckless stunt!
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I do not know of this MWO, but yes, the movements are independent to a degree (most cannons can only move within a certain angle).

Nah, games almost never reach the 20 min limit anyway.
There are certain occasions where some people just hide in the corner and wait for the win because their team is so far ahead, but it's really uncommon.
Despite it being rather short games, it's not really a fast, action packed shooter either. Battleships for example can often only shoot once every 40 secends, a carrier may need about 5 minutes for a single run (can have multiple planes up in the air at the same time though) and if you chose to go the wrong direction at the beginning, you may spend 9 minutes getting back to your team while being useless.
It's a bit hard to explain, maybe you should just try it out once you get the time. It has sick Kancolle mods!

Double dildos?

Sorry, to burst your bubble but I'm not chen. Also that's not even chen in the pic

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I actually own a double sided dildo.

ok

No!

It all works out in the end

Who's usually on the other side?

That's a truly horrible transparancy.

Well thats a sight for sore eyes

If you're referring to noise, no. But it's one of the genres I'm least active listening too.
Hiya!

Don't quite understand why you would worry about me of all people, but it's still appreciated.

Well, I hope the cleanup went all okay. I've missed buses many times, sucks when you just miss it, sorry to hear it man, didn't you miss an appointment?

I've just run out of things to play. Doesn't entertain me much anymore.
I'm just watching some Arma 3 videos.

I just use it like a handle, mostly. quite convenient. never shared it with someone yet.

I do too, but haven't found any use for it with any other girl. Maybe I need a longer one

I seriously don't know what people find so good about her... she is skinny as fuck, has an annoying personality and is wearing stupid shit

it's just nice to have such a long one sometimes, really. for various reasons. it's also one of the thicker ones I own, so that's nice.

shamefur

On other news, hi, hello and the usual. What's up?

Dibs

You've been staying up late these past few right? You shouldn't

Well I couldn't leave all you cute goths here alone.

Hi hi!
That.. That's a really nice picture..! Ahh..

Gotta say, I adore this picture. As a fan of Kagamine Rin.

She's super cute.

I'm glad to hear you're happy with your life right now. And your birthday is tomorrow? Right?
I wish I could just play single player games, I just get bored of them really quickly, not sure why
Sorry, that didn't look very bote-like. It looked like a tiny cat and I was just kind of guessing :|
Lewd
Missed an appointment? I dopn't think I missed any in a few years no.

>sachii301.png
>301
do you have your room's walls covered with pictures her or what?

duly noted.

I'm a bit of a pervert. by which I mean I'm an insatiable slutty pervert.

>implying 301 is a lot

A bit stressed from uni work ramping up unexpectedly and also just said yes to a new apartment, should be ready to sign next week.

fucking this. 300 is bush league.

Maybe I should consider a shopping trip at the weekend on your recommendation then.

I don't find entertainment in the single player games anymore. I spent half my childhood in single player games and now there aren't many that I feel it's worth picking up. I used to love Fallout 1&2, but Fallout 4 felt like a chore to play after a few hours.

Did someone say pervert?

im off, gonna take a rest. might come back later since its not realy worth to sleep anymore
yea that sounds like something that pissed me off. but yea if its actually a bad idea its gotta be rare
i think i will but sometimes next weekend when i acutually have time
does it work on servers? because i slightly remember you being on eu and maybe we could play
anyhow hope to see you more often, later

Indeed it is nice!
How're you doing today, very nice person?
Dr. Pepper?

>She's super cute.
not in the slightest, in my oppinion... her voice and tone is annoying, her dress and this ridiculous halberd is so stupid and overall I just find her totally unatractive

I'm not Dr. Pepper

300 is casual tier, I have ~1900 and Shiki doesn't even have that much artwork.

I bet you'd prefer Kyoko, I'm always getting thrown to the side. Bunch of sadists

I'm still working most of the days, but weekends are free I suppose.

Is the new apartment an improvement or not?

Who isn't?

nope, no perverts here. just pure innocent souls.

if you do, have fun. new toys are always nice.

Yeah, I have. I know I shouldn't but I just have been for reasons.
Thanks for worrying about me, it's nice.

Hey! Stocking, long time no see. Thank you, I have one other Rin cosplay.
How have you been?

he and I will not be sharing that toy in such a manner. I doubt many toys would be needed anyway, do ho ho.

There are a lot of people here who would be fine with that
I'm trying to think of the last single player game that I played through all the way. I think it was Kingdoms of Amalur. I thoroughly enjoyed that game

So I'm supposed to partying later or something, I'm not quite sure of else is going to happen today.

No problem

Lewd little rascals

oh I'm sure. perverts everywhere.

teehee

You know, we can always conquer some eastern country, enslave the population and force them to make more hats.

You should instead be busy unlistening it.
I mean, are you ever waking up from the sound of construction workers and go like "yea, uhuh, that's my groove"?

I'm EU, but I know of at least one person from the US that plays here as well without any problems.
Sleep well!

People always rave about dark souls, but I bought the 3rd one when it came out and lost interest. I know there's some kind of multiplayer element (?) but my friends didn't have it and the whole thing wasn't that fun for me. Maybe you had a different experience.

Improvements in some places, especially the ones that matter, while there's some fixable flaws. Toilet is going to need a caring hand and the walls are pink.

Ahh.. I love these! Just so cute!
Awh.. I'm doing fantastic now I've seen you. How are you?

Fair enough.
What would you consider good?

That's a shame. I was hoping for a few "special" hugs.

That one is even better! Kirino makes a great Rin.
I've been okay. How about you?

well I don't do that in threads anyway, pervy.

it is ;-;
hello oniichan

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>pink
I'd think you would be the last person to flaunt your sexuality like that.

Eh at least it works for you, our landlord is probably the worst I've ever met, so you couldn't be much worse tan me on that respect

Hello lewd one

I hear construction rarely. I just like it, I can't really explain why.
I finally got around to Bastard. It was good, but I still prefer Wolf over it.
Only have two sadly.
>shiro and stocking crossover when
I'm doing even better now that you're here! Was already doing good because it's my birthday this weekend.

Who said anything about doing it in the open, that's a very lewd thing to say.

Hi lewdie~

lies

Tomorrow is our birthdays ^-^

Thank you
>Kirino makes a great Rin.
She makes a great Nazi as well.
I'm fine, fine, just been the usual really, work, eat, sleep.. although I've been neglecting the last one a bit much. I'll be sure to fix that.

Keeping busy with the normies?

well I was just going off what your implication seemed to be!

erp in threads is just wrong. I'm not *that* depraved.

It feels so right though~

They're two super cute ones!
Oh it's your birthday? I'm at a friends birthday party tomorrow. Maybe I'll visit whilst drunk ehe.
>mass panic occurs

Nazis are overrated.
Awh you need to sleep more! I hope you'll be okay.
Heh, you could say that.

What sick bastard would erp in thread? That's just unforgivable.
I simply wanted to go backstage..

I imagine it would be very awkward

backstage sounds like a wonderful place for it.

Super cute indeed.
Nice! My birthday party is tomorrow. Burgers, brownies, and a football game. Good times.
>drunk
No pls.

>backstage
I'll be at the auditorium, waiting for my turn

Privyet tovarishchi
How are my favorite faggots doing?

naughty naughty

This is the ERP police.
You are under arrest.
Please follow me into the chatroom.

turns? just come join in.

Lies, you are an underage spic.

Glad you liked it, now that you have listened to it I recommend you to listen to Colossus from Wolf, since it has all those references to his previews tracks.
Any favourite songs? Did you like the edge on Seven?
I've gathered my thoughts about him and Goblin has fallen quite a bit.
Bastard > Wolf > Goblin >>> Cherry Bomb

Just because Goblin first 3 tracks are killers doesn't mean it gets the top rank.

I'll weeb it up quick enough to remove all the pink.

The striped stockings are pleasing.
Please, it's rude to keep a guest waiting. Take me backstage.

I like the sound of brownies! Will there be candy? I'd love some.
Hey, I'm a fun drunk. Not lewd at all..

There's no need to take turns.

Oh no, please don't take me away.

>Please follow me into the chatroom.

hello former lewd one
but my birthday isn't for a while :o
it's Sachi's birthday today :3
Early happy birthday ^_^
I was just trying to talk to a underaged boy

this sounds like a trap

where is this backstage?

I... I have no other option.

Only half of that that is true :p

Former?

You're the one with the backstage. Guide me and I'll follow.

It's the underage part isn't it?

I don't give my deets out here, what kind of crazy person do you think I am?

You lewd sons of bitches just accept people like that? What if I'm homicidal?

HOMOcidal.

That was good

Am I being detained?

I'm gonna go get hot dogs today >:3

It's good that Cred Forums didn't go out of business just yet so I can wish you happy birthday c:
If that were true you guys would all be in jail for seeing my peen

>Konata on phone

Sounds fun.

yeah the HOMO part of that is accurate at least.

With so many offenders I'll need reinforcements.
Tangentially related:
vimeo.com/86014703

Wait, I've seen you before...
There is a warrant out for you interrogation.

For the purpose of questioning.

That's fairly reasonable, I guess.
Doesn't count as ERP so you may go.

You again. We don't apprehending you anymore.
You're not a real criminal.

You will be chained right to the bed.

Saber claim stopping in for a bit
Hey Shiki doing good?

I got my neighbor having his roof redone. They start early every day, even on Saturdays. Fucking diligent workers! I guess you would love it, but I can't even sit on my porch at peace.

Anyway, I'm going to sleep. Have fun tomorrow!

You guys talk quite often should you not just get into a call of some sort? Use discord or skype or something?

Am I considered a real criminal if I kill ?

That sounds horrible. Parties are awful
Youreself included of course ;)
I'm almost done it, I just never got around to beating the last little bit. There is multiplayer in the form of invasions. When you kill a boss and get "Embered" you can be invaded
Implying I've ever been lewd. You're such a silly person
There's a few of those floating about, one of the Discords is quite full with people. I wonder if that's why thread has been so slow lately

I forgot all about the thread.

Maybe.
What do you propose?

Join the club.

Me?
I can't see why.. I'll have you know I used to be roya-- Uh, I'm innocent.

Cirno claim

That's lewd.

Staph it.

still lewd?
have fun :3
thank you officer
discord is full of elitists

>chained right to the bed
You wouldn't attempt anything while I'm in such vulnerable state, would you?

Just try me fag, I already went through cancer, I have experience in the field of dying

How do I though?

you share yours, obviously.

what? don't be silly, I'm a total prude.

seeBasically alright, you?

Night.

You want me to cover up?

Night.

Shoo

goodnight syndra.

Especially that Sachii person, elitist bish rolling trips. Thinking he's cool
Oh absolutely. I believe you :^)
Good night Syndra
>have a hug

Looks like the party has started.

Well.. The public don't have to know that.

Hmm.. Just join the fun. Lewdie.

Eh, might as well. Everyone knows me by now anyway.
ANewFormOfRoyalty.

Goodnight!

Go to bed. Last submarine to get posted is best.

You smart ass cheeky lil shit.

Well I hope all that goes well for you. Thankfully classwork hasn't been too hard for me so I'll be playing vidya soon. Finally got the New York in WoWS

>chatroom
Hmm?
Eh, I'd say my favorite would belong to Pigs Fly. I'd have to give it a re-listen though to freshen up my memory on the tracks. Yea, Seven was fine.
Wolf > Goblin = Bastard > Cherry Bomb
Goblin is ever so slightly better, but I'd still say they're pretty equal.
And I've changed my favorite track from Wolf to IFHY.
Brownies with nuts in them! No candy, at least to my knowledge.

So, why do you lewd the waifu on the threads so frequently? I've never understood it.

Sure has. I just had some McD's and actually got some stuff done for a prototype for my client.

My hand ALSO has not stopped bleeding from when my dog bit me yet.

why wouldn't you?!

what client is this for?

:-P

Usually, I do this either when I'm very fucking horny
OR when I'm kinda tired and just need to cool down
>cool down
Hehehhee, see what I..?
K, I'ma go fucking kill myself now

OR I just need a change of pace. Usuaully, this one comes from the fuckers in the Drawfag threads ignoring even simple request to lewd her.

Chill out with the lewds man
>chill out
>get it
I have the noose ready for a reason

That's not a very good reason. Should give your waifu some more respect, and not whore her off to the thread.

Oooh, I'll take some brownies please! The more sweet, the better!

I've no problem with this.
Damn, is your hand okay? Sounds painful.

Telegram, lewd friend.

couldn't agree more
ok
lewd in private one?

Hah. Fuck you old guy.
Get into work 15 minutes early because I had to go to another shop to learn their open for Monday. As I unlock the door an old guy walks towards the door. I ignore him and go to unlock the other doors and I close the front door behind me.

No, I arrest ERPers only.

There's no escape from the long 'arm' of the law.
Arm in this case refers to its big 'weapon'.

Happy hunting.

>yes

Shiro, do you wish to confess?

I don't have telegram, what a silly thing for a person to have. I already use steam and discord.

They'll most likely be sweet. I don't know why they wouldn't be.
I'll just need your address so I can mail them to you.
Confess to what? I'm an ERP virgin.

Eh, I understand where you're coming from, but I need some fucking lewdz, too.

>Damn, is your hand okay? Sounds painful.
It's a bit better, still bleeding a bit, though.
I think I accidentally reopened it a little when washing my hands and hit the faucet by mistake...

Hey man, I got da bleach here already!

Maybe.. Only the cute ones..

Oh.. I hope I can get away in time..
I wouldn't want to feel the punishment for my crimes..

I have discord.
I'm everywhere.

Yay! That sounds perfect!
I'll post my address soon.

You should probably get it, it's what I use too *sometimes*, I also have a discord, but I made to get inside a group, but they didn't let me in so it just kind of sits there

Rin fag is back and ready to suicide

How are we all doing today? Any KS homies on right now?

what's the number that follows the name?

meh. maybe I'll get it sometime. I dislike having sooo many.

oops, also meant to link:

Just a feeling I get, I can't explain it
Because life is nothing but misery?
Just the worst kind of claimer :/
Hatsubote
I'm also ready to suicide, Rem is too apparently

But, you have lewds downloaded already.
Sounds good. That's a nice image.

Oh shit. Left one of the main doirs unlocked last night. Good thing the moneys still where it belongs.

We can go out as a team.

HAHAHAH OH BOY IT'S AN ERP VIR---
errrrr.. forgive me, citizen.
Keep up the good work.
HAHAHAHAAA

Please reign in your anticipation you ar enot formally sentenced yet. For this we will need to go on a court date.
Some courting is necessary.

et tu, Aliceu?

Deleting posts is cheating.
>yes i stayed up for this

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well it's a silly feeling. but not wrong.