Walk into kitchen

I'm not gay but that's a nice looking cock and balls.. Oh wait

Ask him what version of Photoshop he used.

I'd let him wreck my ass without lube tbh

gay faggot
>xD

Respectfully decline and ask him to train me in the gym

turn 360 walk away

Obviously I suck the glorious dick that God has graced upon my life.

Definitely looks like he's been using a penis pump.

Wonder why my kitchen looks like a dining room. Then ask Beauregard to put his dick away and go make me a fuckin sammich.

>That's great, but I only suck cut dicks.
>nohomo

Make it suck itself

"and my meet ain't going to cut itself"

someone has a fetish for scars and mutilation

...

You'd do a full circle you fucking retarded 12 year old! Sure is summer in here... fucking newfags.

you'd just be facing him you STUPID FUCK, go back to skool you literal retard

i'd drop on my knees and just open wide.

good goy?

This

No, I just don't like dick cheese in my teeth.
>not if you clea--
cut dicks look and feel better, too
>but--
shut up

thanks fam

this /thread

>go back to bedroom
>grab battleaxe
>chop of his balls
>slice them in two
>stomp the testies till they turn blue
>drink the blood from the empty sack
>and chop up his dickhole on my two-handed axe

Wow

well, that's bait if i ever saw one.

Summer

Welcome busted summerfag friends

no bait here; I just love giving (and taking) it to (and from) traps

That looks like my dick and I just started lifting.

#goals

no reason to get so defensive about it, hell i like scars on girls too, i like it on their arms or thighs, and you love it on a guys dick. mutilation is a pretty common fantasy

>scars
I'm cut, no scars on mine. Except for if/when I have a psoriasis outbreak, which I've learned is worse with foreskin.

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Who is this trap?

Oh, she's not. Be nice if she were though.

Still though, google needs a name

I'd keep it in a jar.

>cut
>no scars

uhuh, cutting off a part of your body never leaves scars.

You're both the fuckin New fags if you don't get that joke Hahaha

Look at this newfag kek

suck it
just like any other day

Miko, from Exist Trace

Mine didn't. Then again, I didn't wait until I was 13 to have it done.

I would space dock

>Miko, from Exist Trace

Doing God's work, thank you user

>wat do?

close photoshop

360 is not 180

ofc

clueless

l2meem

Deflate it.

>"sup pussy, it ain't gonna suck itself"
Then you should start practicing yoga.

the fags are breeding

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Put two or three 165 grain .40 cal hollow points in his chest

"Fuck you"

Honestly probably just let him do whatever he wants to me, that is a pretty damn nicely sized cock

Chest like that, they'd just bounce off man. Get real.

>Take my boots of
>Walk over there real sexy
>Smash one of my steel toecaps into his nose
>The other one down simultaneously on his dick head.
> Procced to take knife from draw and murder brutally
>Whisper in ear as they bleed out. "What the fuck did you think this is. I am not OP, he lives next door"

its perfectly placed to be chopped off

lol nobody waits till the'yre 13, pretty much all jews and amerifags do it at birth without any medical reason whatsoever. if people waited that long they wouldn't let someone cut of a piece of their dick, though it does happen in adulthood in some african tribes

the only reasonable thing to do is suck that mister and offer my virgin ass before he gets mad

too much summer

>adulthood
fuuuck thaaat

don't worry about it man, it's a perfectly natural thing done for hygienic reasons, not because of some stupid religious thing... right ?

ask his if he can teach me photoshop

Probably, idk. Just glad mine's cut regardless.

And checked.

This isnt a circumcision, because here they are litteraly skinning 50% of his dick.

This. Kitchen was the wrong place to hang out rapey intruder.

suck em till he finishes in my mouth then turn around and spread my cheeks

Get on my knees and suck it

Did you really just fell for the serbo-jewish double bluff??

hownew.ru

u mad blacc boi??

LMAO, how can black "men" even compete?

so sad, getting a part of your body cut off for no reason and then actually being thankful for it.

Tell him he can fuck my ass if he can get it hard.
Walk off laughing.

i cri evrytiem

Reply "it sure wont" and suck him dry eagerly

trips of truth

>>ExxxxxxxDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shopped, but i would blow him easy and swallow that cum.

You're trying too hard...

Turn 360 and walk away

Stupid unoriginal blind illiterate cocksucking faggot.

This chess game of b8ing is what killed /b

Show your dick and i will show you the scar... Sometimes it is very faint, but it is still there.

I'd rather not. I just ate, and now all I want to do is play CoD and shitpost on Cred Forums.

either great bait or youre two fucking retards

Who the hell would want that inside of them, gl trying to walk after that one.

I'd fight him like a man. He's more jacked than me, but I'm a BJJ brown belt and I have a good chin. Don't really see how he'd stop me. Might take a few minutes because of psychical strenght, but in the end I'd choke him out. If he landed on top he wouldnt reach my face without getting triangles or arm barred.

Jolly good b8 m8 look at all these responses! 10/10

The only right anwer

Drop to my knees and swallow that hot load