Just finished my first shift as head of security at the Hilton. Ask me anything

Just finished my first shift as head of security at the Hilton. Ask me anything

LMFAO such a badass, is it hard being a badass head of security at a hotel? LOL

>being this new

I have more respect for movie theater security. Their job is a lot more dangerous. Noones ever shot up a hotel.

I was a night auditor for years Mr Hardass Hilton Garden Inn. I did your job, plus actual work.

Well, our location is near a pretty rough part of town. I got to hear all the stories today. Apparently theres alot of prostitution and drugs (niggers) in and out of here.

are you happy with your job ?

How much did they pay you at the time? Im only making $12/hr

Yeah, it pays the bills I guess. I also bounce at a couple local strip joints.

Prostitution makes up 23.7% of all hotel revenue.

Yeah well its my job to protect these whores from any abusive or aggresive Johns.

Pic for anyone that doesnt believe me

actually ever saved anyone or done anything "heroic"

Thank you for your service.

I made 13... and we had a bar so I got to deal with those fucktards too lol

Not yet, it was my first day. Cant you read faggot?

Are you three feet tall?

your my fucken boi chris

Are you a midget?

so a lot of shit can happen in one day you closed minded cunt

Im 5'9 all the black just makes me look short

>inb4 manlet
I could beat any of your faggot asses.

Wtf are you talking about? Hotels and motels get robbed all the fucking time.

Does the Hilton usually hire dumb looking twats with bad hand tattoos?

The electrical outlet is almost at your waist...

(Not Op) Righhhhht and I am guessing you are a good looking twat with a good hand tattoo? Fucking haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna po tate.

You stubby little faggot. At least we know the Hilton is basically Defenceless.

LMAO I KNOW THIS GUYS HES A FUCKING CHUMP HE ASKS ME FOR RIDES ALL THE TIME

More like He asks you to Ride Him all the time.

Its the angle of the photo you faggot.

Basically, faggot, thanks for correcting me.

hotel
motel
holiday inn

Somebody has an Altitude problem! Right Munchkin?

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Could still take down you faggot.

He only mops the floors at the Hilton, cuz he is so close to the floor

I thought auditors made $50k+ , that's low af

Your mother said she should've swallowed, you disgrace.

I can say with a 100% confidence You could not. If you try I hope you bring the rest of the Hobbits to that party Frodo.

Dude, don't make him mad...

>lmao
>freaking out like an autist

an hero, newfag

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Who cares how fucking tall I am. I work two jobs and fuck hella strippers. What the fuck do you fags do all day

Wow!

Well done dude for your achievement!

The only thing you could do to me is Suck my Cock without kneeling you Oompa Loompa

Ive had fully grown, intoxicated, black men in my face and threw them out to the curb without breaking a sweat. You? Youre not shit fag.

kek'd

>Calls me a newfag
>looks like Paul Blart

>fully grown

fully grown is past 4 feet, you fucking dwarf

You had intoxicated black men cum in your ass wee man.

>replying as if im op

Are you fucking retarded?

>fuck hella strippers

I'm sure you're a part of a very small group of people that does that. Tell me, do you get a discount for working there or do you have to pay full price?

Did I ever intentionally say, hey, you're OP? Fuck off, cuck.

Do you even understand greentexting?
An hero faggot.

Lmfao. Trumping a intoxicated person is like taking candy from a baby. Push them out of your way and usually they stumble to the ground with a thud. Not a big accomplishment that you or anyone else can trash on wasted people.

Do you ever borrow their stripper high heels so you can reach the bathroom taps without a step stool?

How would you know I look like Paul Blart then you autist. You can tell by your fresh lingo you're new here. Lurk moar fag.

Oh no! Drunk black people! Whatever shall we do?

>autist
>an hero
>insert cringe phrase here

Got anything original?

How was the fire they just had?

Fucking savage

Do you miss prison?

>calls user paul blart
>only face in thread is op's

>Did I ever intentionally say, hey, you're OP?

You're an idiot.

I guess you wouldn't understand, now would you? Fuck off, faggot.

I've got a serious question for you then, OP.

What sort of questions were you expecting when you posted this?

You must have seen this coming.

Down to Chinatown?

manlet

I did, but I was hoping for more job or personal related questions.

do you get free drugs?

If Im going have a threesome or foursome or have a few different woman back every night is that an issue ? These would be non pros

If and when I find them, yeah I suppose. I dont do drugs though besides molly.

are you a scientologist?

>If and when I find them, yeah I suppose.

Free drugs are the drugs you find left in rooms or what?

What was it that made you want to become a security guard?

A love for the law, mostly. Also my father and grandfather were in the security industry.

Yeah that and if any dancers at my other job decide to share.
It was never a dream of mine. I just saw the ad on CL, applied, and now here I am.

OP: Lack of education and no other choices.

Not OP

Can I use the pool?

Do you give enemas to the hookers?

How does one get into the security officer field? Other than CL apply. Need certs.

Stop role playing me, you African booty scratcher.

Start checking the "Missed Encounters" section on your local Craigslist. Most businesses realize they need more security after things turn up missing.

I'm in recovery.

Did you get you shins blown off in WW2?

The path to hotels and hotel accessories is riddled with landmines.

His legs go straight from knee to feet lol shins non existent

Do you wear a chain wallet?

>boob

Hell no. Im not white trash

You aren't head of shit with that hand tattoo so shut the fuck up and now down to Allied Universal. We took over Universal we took over Apollo. We will take you over

How many dirty panties have you found or stolen?

I hope this is a troll and someone is taking these pics off a random dude Facebook or else this is autistic

No what the fuck. Why would I troll? I'm just showing off that my life is better than all of yours, you fucking fags.

Depends where you live little homie
Different states have different requirements. Like New York and New Jersey need guard licenses and different companies want special training like baton or handcuff. Most entry level spots atleast want you to know what PASS means. If you work security/law enforcement/ or fire fighter you know what that is

Yup troll confirmed. ALLIED UNIVERSAL FOR LIFE

CALLED EM OUT

you should secure a gym membership next

I would, but I'm currently too busy securing the existence of our people and a future for white children.

And a Diet Plan

>makeameme.org
How about you fucking end your shitty life you underage cuntnugget?

I've switched to Diet Mt Dew, actually.

And some better genetics.

>hilton garden inn

Lmfao that's the shittiest option of hotel we get through our company. 110 dollars a night and the beds are trash. Your breakfast is shit. It's just a motel 6 with the Hilton name stamped on it